It's really hard to be a scumbag

Jiang Jiang glanced at the time and found that Xiguang's question was sent by him just after taking a shower. Thinking that it wasn't long before the other party was still online, Jiang Jiang replied directly.

[Ginger: I like it, you forgot that the name I named my cat is milk. ]

[Ginger: But it doesn’t matter if you forget, I can let you look at the picture and recall it. ]

[Ginger: cat slice.jpg]

[Xiguang: I thought you named it because of its white hair. ]

[Xiguang: And what’s so good about a small animal that only sheds fur? Rather than looking at it... I’d rather see a photo of you wearing fluffy cat ears and wagging your cat’s tail! ]

[Ginger:? ]

[Ginger: How many times do you want me to declare it!I am Iron Man!Can't wear cat ears and can't meow, you older single male young man, please be sober, don't always flirt with me, please! ]

[Xiguang: ... Hey, the concubine can't do it QAQ]

Damn, it's still cute.

Jiang Jiang was angry and funny for a while, but because of the other party's attitude of letting go and not clinging, the discomfort and awkwardness in his heart caused by being treated as a flirt/love object were instantly dispelled.

Jiang Jiangdang Xiguang was talking casually while driving, so he didn't delve into it any further. He only muttered to himself, "a perverted single dog who is hungry and hungry", and then tapped on the keyboard to ask doubts that he almost forgot.

[Ginger: Why did you ask me if I like to drink milk? ]

[Xiguang: emmm, I'm just a little curious. ]

[Ginger: What's so curious about milk, have you never drank it? ]

[Xiguang: I drank it a few times normally, but I am going to try it tonight... a bit different~]

[Ginger: What, you want to drink expired milk? ]

[Xiguang: ...]

[Xiguang: Are you straight?Can you have some charming and interesting ideas! ]

???

With a question mark on Jiang Jiang's face, he swiped out a few more words in the chat dialog box.

[Hee Kwang retracts a message]

[Xiguang: Forget it, I’m autistic and go quietly, you don’t need to pay attention to me, just write your update today quietly. ]

[Xiguang: Let me know after you finish writing... well, it's fine if you don't... I'm hanging on the website in the background, so I can see if you've updated it as soon as possible...]

[Xiguang: Uh, then, then I don’t have anything else to say, you should study hard to code well... Also, rest early tonight. ]

He crackled and sent a few words, and then quickly logged off without waiting for Jiang Jiang to reply.

His one-stop operation didn't give Jiang Jiang time to react at all, so that Jiang Jiang was still confused when he came back to his senses.

Jiang Jiang, who couldn't figure it out, looked at the words sent by Xiguang twice, and at the same time, he was thinking with the black hole thinking that an author should have. He revealed that he was uneasy, and there was excitement in the uneasiness, and there was a ready to move hidden in the excitement, he didn't see the reason why Xiguang went offline so quickly.

The dazed Jiang Jiang had no choice but to politely reply [Okay, you should also go to bed early. ]

He hesitated after posting, and then added with concern [Drink more hot water. ]

After adding the last sentence, Jiang Jiang felt light all over, as if the omnipotent hot water had solved all his problems for him.

He quit the chat software in a happy and satisfied mood, and began to formally code words.

And once he entered the state of code words, Jiang Jiang also put Xiguang's vague strangeness behind him, and by the time he finished writing heartily, the time had reached 09:30.

After checking the time, he put the update on the website first, and then went online to mention it to Xiguang.

It was obviously the notification requested by the other party, but Jiang Jiang sent it for half a day, but the person online did not reply for a long time.

Fortunately, Jiang Jiang didn't intend to wait. After confirming that the notification was in place, he got up and prepared to brush his teeth and go to bed.

However, as soon as he stood up, there was a knock on the door.

The crisp knock on the door sounded a bit hasty, like there was an urgent matter outside, or like the knocker lost his poise due to violent mood swings.

Jiang Jiang didn't think deeply, because when he remembered that there were only himself and Zuo Siting in the old house, he had already opened the door because he was worried that Zuo Si's hearing would be unexpected.

As soon as the door opened, he raised his head and before he could make a sound in worry, he took a step forward to see the situation before him, and was stunned by Zuo Siting who was leaning against the door.

Since no one spoke, the air at this moment was eerily quiet and frozen, only the breeze came in through the half-opened door.

Jiang Jiang's beautiful eyes widened a little at some point, he stared blankly at the half-open chest in front of him, opened his mouth in vain but didn't know what to say.

Just at this time, a gust of wind swept in from the outside, and when passing by the door, all of it poured into Zuos Ting's smooth pajamas.

Seeing the other party's half-covered chest in the pajamas, showing a large waist for a while, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but tilted his head back, and said in a trembling voice: "Second Master, aren't you cold?"

At this time, the Second Master Zuo not only had a huge difference in clothes from the daytime, but he looked at Jiang Jiang with a strong look with his lips curled up, which was also the complete opposite of the steady and tolerant man in the daytime.

"Uncle is not cold." Second Master Zuo's voice remained the same, but his tone was a bit upbeat, and he said vaguely, "But uncle is worried that you are cold, so he brought you hot milk."

While speaking, he shook his wrist slightly, showing Jiang Jiang the cup of milky white milk in his hand.

Looking at his casual and lazy handsome appearance, Jiang Jiang always felt that the scene in front of him was weird and magical.

If he hadn't been in contact with the other party during the day, he might have thought this was the other party's personality, but Jiang Jiang still remembered how neatly the other party was dressed during the day, with every button on the collar and sleeves buttoned up.

Moreover, Zuo Si listened to excellent tutoring, sitting and standing, his back was always straight, like a pine and cypress, and like an old cadre.

Jiang Jiang had only seen Zuo Siting bent over by a violent cough before, so he subconsciously believed that the other party's deep cultivation would only be destroyed by illness.

However, the slap came too fast...

At this time, Zuo Siting obviously didn't have a cough, and he didn't feel any discomfort, but he was not as serious as he was in the daytime. Not only was he wearing pajamas that were so smooth that his chest was exposed, his hair was also slightly messy and lazy. , even the gentle eyebrows, under the dim light outside the house, were stained with a bit of evil.

Jiang Jiang thought in a daze that he had misread it, but when he was about to take a closer look, Zuo Siting suddenly stood up straight, and pressed the cup in his hand to Jiang Jiang's cheek.

There is milk in it, so the body of the cup is not cold, but warm just right.

"Why have you been looking at uncle and not talking?" Zuo Si listened to a low laugh, and then happily said: "If you want to watch it anytime, I will show it to you, but it's late now, you should rest."

His voice suddenly became hoarse, and he seemed to be persuading or tempting: "Drink uncle's milk obediently, and go to bed after drinking, okay?"

……

A few handfuls.

Who can fall asleep after hearing such a disgusting tone!

Are you afraid that you will have nightmares even if you fall asleep? !

Jiang Jiang was full of slander, but he didn't dare to say it out, because for some reason, he was inexplicably reluctant to listen to Zuo Si at night.

The anxious Jiang Jiang didn't even dare to open the door completely, taking the cup obediently and drinking the milk was already his biggest concession.

Fortunately, Zuo Siting had no intention of forcibly entering. He stared at Jiang Jiang after drinking the milk, rolled his Adam's apple and said in a hoarse voice, "Good boy."

Then he took a step back, and his whole body merged into the darkness outside, as if suppressing something, he said, "Good night."

Jiang Jiang suddenly got a little hairy, and he replied in a low voice: "Good night", and then quickly closed and locked the door.

After locking it tightly, his heart still beat faster. This kind of unknown horror made him unable to help confirming to the system [Is there really no poison in the milk? 】

【... If Zuo Siting really wants to kill you, does he need to poison him? 】The system asked quietly.

After hearing this, Jiang Jiang felt more at ease [You are right]

Since the milk was fine, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but feel relieved.

As soon as he relaxed, drowsiness came naturally. Jiang Jiang yawned delicately, rubbed his eyes in a daze, and climbed onto the bed.

Almost as soon as he was glued to the bed, his consciousness fell into a sweet dream. He fell into a deep sleep, and he didn't even have time to turn off the light.

Under the light, the room was silent.

Until a certain moment, the door lock suddenly 'clicked' and was opened from the outside.

Logically speaking, normal people should wake up energetically, but after Jiang Jiang woke up, he felt a little weak in his body.

This emptiness also has a strong sense of déjà vu.

[I do this every time afterwards. 】Jiang Jiang was lying on the bed like a waste fish【Sore waist, weak legs and weak kidneys...huh?Why do my palms still feel hot? 】

Jiang Jiang raised his hand blankly and looked at it, but saw that the palm of his hand was still white and powdery, and there was no wound.

He put down his slightly sore hand in confusion, and continued to talk to the system [Tell me honestly, did someone pick my yang to replenish my yin last night? 】

【...You are in a world of modern technology, please follow the Basic Law of Socialism. 】The system is talking nonsense in a serious manner.

Jiang Jiang was perfunctory while murmuring, while directly pulling away the collar and looking inside.

After seeing the white and tender skin without any red marks, he sat up on the bed in doubt, then lifted the hem of his clothes to look at his sore waist.

When he put down his clothes, Jiang Jiang's face was already heavy.

The system looked at him and couldn't help being surprised [Isn't everything all right?Why do you have this expression? 】

Jiang Jiang exhaled, and said in a deep tone [It is because everything is normal externally that I can't help worrying about whether the kidney deficiency is caused by internal reasons... Forget it, artificial intelligence like you can't understand human affairs . 】

【? ? ? 】

Jiang Jiang was so preoccupied that he didn't want to explain the system's confusion any longer. He got up from the bed and ran to the bathroom to check his head.

After he confirmed that he was only suffering from kidney deficiency and there was no danger of baldness for the time being, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

"It's just a kidney deficiency." Jiang Jiang rejoiced, and took out things like wolfberry, red dates, old ginseng and donkey-hide gelatin from his bag.

The system looked at Jiang Jiang unknowingly after making a cup of 'Yi Qi, nourishing kidney, strengthening yang and strengthening essence' hodgepodge, and couldn't help but ask 【Why do you carry these things with you? 】

Jiang Jiang put the cup in front of the computer, and said casually [this is the standard equipment for modern youth. 】

The system was dazed and confused for a while, and then hesitantly asked [Then why do you only soak wolfberry and red dates, and not other black rice, black beans, and black sesame? 】

Jiang Jiang took it for granted [Because it's for hair loss, I'm not bald yet, so I'm not in a hurry to drink it. 】

[…] The system held back for a long time, and only dryly uttered a sentence [You will not be bald]

After he finished speaking, he became a little more sober, and then, as if he had a firm belief, he repeated categorically [You won't be bald! 】

Jiang Jiang murmured while coping with the suddenly energetic little egg, and opened the chat software at the same time.

As soon as the software is opened, new messages are sent.

[Hee Kwang: Good morning. ]

[Xiguang: By the way, were you tired after working all day yesterday?How does the working environment feel?Does the meal suit your appetite?Hi... Do you like your current boss? ]

[Ginger: Everything else is fine, the boss... I can't describe it well. ]

[Xiguang: What?Is the temper very fierce and rigid?Or is it too solemn and serious? ]

[Xiguang: It’s not because he’s too ugly hahahahahaha. ]

[Xiguang: ...]

[Xi Guang: Why don’t you speak anymore?Do you really think he is ugly? ? ]

[Xiguang: QAQ, do you despise other aspects of him, okay? Being ugly is really not something he can choose. ]

[Ginger: What are you talking about, I was just thinking about how to describe him. ]

Opposite seconds back.

[Xiguang: Then have you thought about it now? ]

Jiang Jiang recalled last night at the door under the light, Zuo Si listened to the handsome face half hidden in the dark and half exposed in the light, and the half-covered thin chest and waist, plus his raised thin lips and shaking wrists ...

Jiang Jiang suddenly came back to his senses, he patted his slightly hot cheek, straightened his expression and replied.

[Ginger: Think it over. ]

[Sheng Jiang: I think he has a good temper and personality, but at night... he's a bit flamboyant. ]

The author has something to say: Jiang Jiang: You are so coquettish.jpg

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It was too difficult for me. I was stuck for an hour when Sheng Hengxi appeared on the stage. No matter how I wrote it, it didn’t feel right... mmp, I finally wrote it out while stumbling while grabbing the hair of one hand.

Bald author (incompetent and furious): Spicy chicken Sheng Hengxi, let you go blind!He deserved to be disgusted by Jiang Jiang!

感谢在2020-01-3120:43:17~2020-02-0122:31:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: Nan Qiaozhi 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of studyscker, slightly slightly slightly; 3 bottles of rice balls without rice; 2 bottles of Tengger's solo love cycle; 1 bottle of Xiyanhuachengjing;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!