It's really hard to be a scumbag

Zuo Si paused for a moment, then said calmly and calmly, "Sorry, I forgot to take out my phone."

"...Is that a mobile phone?" Jiang Jiang looked puzzled, and subconsciously felt that something was wrong.

In the end, he concluded from the scorching temperature of the 'phone' to its life-like beating, and to its position perfectly fitting into the gap in the middle - "This is not a mobile phone at all!"

Jiang Jiang was embarrassed to say other reasons for his judgment, blushed and said in embarrassment: "Don't you think the position where you put your mobile phone is strange?"

Zuo Si heard a little puzzled in his tone: "Strange? I just put it in my pocket normally."

Jiang Jiang propped up the table with one hand, and Zuo Siting was holding the other hand behind him. His cheeks were hot, and he was determined not to make false claims with Zuo Siting, a shameless rogue who was a gentle scum, and said angrily, "In short, stay away from me." !"

Zuo Si could easily hear that his tone was wrong. After thinking about it, he couldn't help but smiled helplessly: "This is really a mobile phone. If you don't believe me, touch it."

Want to trick him into groping? !

Jiang Jiang was so angry that he wanted to kill this sanctimonious hypocrite.However, Jiang Jiang, who was worried about the other party's poor health and didn't want to be touched, hovered on the verge of explosion for a few times, and finally calmed down by taking a deep breath.

But his calmness is completely superficial, those churning anger and shame are suppressed in the bottom of his heart, and only when he opens his mouth can he get a glimpse of it from his uncontrollable words.

"Okay." Jiang Jiang gritted his little white teeth and said viciously, "I'll touch, touch."

While he was talking, his hand was already reaching towards the phone quickly and accurately, and when he really touched a firm object, Jiang Jiang did not hesitate to apply force with his little hand.

He didn't show mercy, and he circulated angrily in his heart, "See if I don't crush you, no!" '.

However, with ten percent of the force, the object was still not soft, but Jiang Jiang's own hand was pinched and hurt. After he realized this, he couldn't help but said in surprise: "Fuck, it's so hard!"

Zuo Siting lowered his head to look, and when he found that he couldn't see clearly, he distanced himself from Jiang Jiang. After that, he put the mobile phone in his pocket aside, then gently rubbed Jiang Jiang's fingers, and asked with concern: "Is there any?" Where does it hurt? I think your fingertips are a little red, did they hurt from pinching them just now? Do you want a private doctor to come over and take a look at you?"

"..." Jiang Jiang looked at the glowing mobile phone and was silent for a while, then finally shook his head: "No need."

His tone was erratic, and he looked at Zuo Si Ting with dim eyes, because he never expected that that thing was really a mobile phone...

As for why Zuo Si’s mobile phone was so hot, Jiang Jiang stared silently for a while, and found that it was because the mobile phone software was not closed and was always on to consume power. The consequence of continuous power consumption is obviously that the mobile phone will become hot and hot .

And the strange beating was because someone seemed to be sending a message to Zuo Siting. When a message was sent, the phone would vibrate.

Finally, there is the position of the mobile phone... But the mobile phone can't really be blamed. If you want to blame it, you can blame Zuo Si, who stood behind him and insisted on leaning slightly to listen.

If it wasn't for his way of standing, could the phone fit into the seam so perfectly? ? ?

The more Jiang Jiang thought about it, the more he held his breath.

Unavoidably making himself angry, Jiang Jiang took a deep breath, immediately withdrew his hand from Zuo Siting, turned around and forcibly changed the topic: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood just now, let's continue cooking."

Zuo Si raised his eyebrows slightly, but said nothing, only softly said: "Okay, I'll teach you."

He got close to Jiang Jiang again and began to guide him hand in hand.

Jiang Jiang's body froze when he got close, and then suppressed the heat on his face, while repeating in his heart, "That's a mobile phone, that's a mobile phone", while trying to ignore the mobile phone that was squeezed into the seam, and listened carefully. Follow Zuo Si to listen to the instructions.

As Zuo Si listened to say, it is not difficult to make some simple vegetarian dishes. Jiang Jiang got the hang of it after trying a few times. kicked out.

Zuo Siting has a gentle personality and is extremely tolerant of Jiang Jiang's temper. He is not angry when he is driven away. After setting up the dishes outside, he sits at the table and gently watches Jiang Jiang's busy back.

However, his honest body showed a completely opposite side to the gentle expression on his face.If it hadn't been covered by a long tablecloth, Jiang Jiang, who came out with the dishes, would have seen his 'mobile phone' looking up.

Because of this, Zuo Siting had to kill the idea of ​​standing up and taking the food from Jiang Jiang's hand.

Unable to help Jiang Jiang, Zuo Siting was in a lingering mood. Sitting on the dining chair, he frowned slightly and said in a deep voice, "Can you calm down a bit."

"Calm?" A quick response sounded in his heart, and the voice suppressed the heat: "I thought I was calm enough now, if it wasn't for some reason, I would pinch his waist and press him down when I was in the kitchen." on the table."

"Like now, staring at him in a place where he can't see is already my performance after calming down." The voice lamented, full of resentment: "Even so, you still blame me? As a landlord, you can do this." I'm stingy, I haven't seen many of them."

Zuo Siting calmly said: "Then you can rent another room."

There was a laugh in his heart, and there was a bit of sarcasm and laziness in the laughter: "I said, Second Master Zuo, don't act like you have suffered so much and suffered so much. If I hadn't come in suddenly, you would think Can you still see the baby I have raised for so long?"

"Judging from your dilapidated body, if I come one day late, you can directly evolve from 'seriously ill and comatose' in the entertainment news to 'died from flu'." Sheng Hengxi said with a half-smile: "If you can survive, and Life is getting better and better, and my body is getting healthier, I wonder why you should thank me too?"

After listening to it for a few minutes, Zuo Si heard the implication behind his words, so he said directly: "What do you want?"

Sheng Hengxi had obviously planned it for a long time. Listening to Zuo Si's question, he said without thinking, "I want the evening time."

Zuo Si's expression remained unchanged: "It's over."

Sheng Hengxi paused: "Half the night is fine."

Zuo Si pondered for a while, then slowly said: "Okay."

Seeing that he agreed, Sheng Hengxi felt relieved, and immediately praised exaggeratedly: "Second Master Zuo is a straightforward person."

Zuo Si said with a faint smile, "In this way, I don't owe you anything, only you owe me."

Sheng Hengxi couldn't help cursing secretly in his heart.

Fortunately, he just saw that Zuo Si listened to avoid talking about the fact that he forcibly seized the other party's body. He thought that the other party was bringing good people to do charity. to deal with.

"I gave you the much-needed freedom. I think what you give back should be of equal value, right?" Zuo Siting pretended not to hear Sheng Hengxi scolding him in his heart, and urged the other party to reply with a gentle smile.

People have to bow their heads under the roof.

And since he got all the benefits, Sheng Hengxi was really not happy to hand them over.

——After all, he has already thought about what he needs to do and what he can do for half the night.

In this situation, Sheng Hengxi could only say with a headache: "You can just say what you want, but I can remind you that I only have wisdom in my head and nothing else."

Zuo Si listened to his eyes move slightly, he fixedly looked at Jiang Jiang who was putting the dishes on the table in front of him, and stroked the smooth rim of the cup with his fingers, his tone was gentle and affectionate: "I don't need anything else, I just want to know ...everything about Jiang Jiang."

Jiang Jiang was hairy after eating a meal.

He always felt that Zuos Ting's gaze was lingering on his hair when he was immersed in eating, and when he looked up suspiciously, Zuos Ting would naturally pick up the food for him.

Most of the dishes on the table were made by Zuo Siting holding his hand, so they all tasted good, but the dishes served by the other party were all Jiang Jiang's favorite dishes, which made Jiang Jiang not open his mouth to ask anything. His eyes were already seduced by the delicious food in the bowl.

When he buried his head in his meal, his gaze, which seemed substantial, drifted to his head, side face, neck and below his neck again.

After repeated several times, Jiang Jiang was full of food. His flat stomach was slightly rounded. Zuo Si Ting, who claimed to be good at digesting food, rubbed him gently for a while. Seeing that he didn't get better, he had no choice but to accept his fate and obey Zuo Si. Listen to the advice, follow him around and walk around to digest food.

The Zuo family's old house occupies a large area, which is not only due to the house, but also factors such as the fountain garden.

Jiang Jiang was led by Zuo Siting to identify the way before, and all he knew was the interior of the old house. Now he will come out and walk all afternoon, but he is familiar with the exterior.

When it was getting dark, Jiang Jiang stopped and looked at Zuo Si to listen.

Zuo Si listened keenly to his gaze, lowered his head and chuckled softly, "What's wrong? Isn't your stomach full?"

Jiang Jiang subconsciously rubbed her stomach, then nodded, "It's not uncomfortable anymore, thank you for walking with me, it's getting late now, I'm going home."

Hearing that the smile on Zuo Si's face faded, he looked up at the sky and said in a low voice, "It's getting dark so soon."

There was a hint of disappointment in his handsome eyebrows, and although the drooping eyelashes covered the expression in his pupils, they also cast a shadow under his eyes, making him look a bit more lonely.

And behind him, the empty and quiet old house is hidden in the darkness, without the slightest trace of human fireworks, which makes his thin body filled with boundless loneliness.

Jiang Jiang looked at him like this, and said in a strange way: "Then I won't go back tonight..."

Before he finished speaking, he came back to his senses and wanted to regret it.

However, the previous words had already been said, and Zuo Siting, who suddenly raised his head and his eyes were as bright as stars, heard clearly. Looking at the anticipation on the other party's face, Jiang Jiang moved his lips, but finally failed to say any words of rejection.

He was full of conflicts, and while persuading himself to stay for one night, it would not be a problem, and at the same time, he was worried-wondering whether there was enough cat food in the milk bowl until he went home tomorrow to make up for it.

Absent-minded, Jiang Jiang even ate his dinner whole, and when he entered the guest room led by Zuo Siting, he almost walked into Zuo Siting's room next door by mistake.

It wasn't until after taking a shower in the bathroom that Jiang Jiang regained his energy and began to prepare for writing the draft.

However, when he turned on the computer and subconsciously logged into his chat software, he was first attracted by Xiguang's reply.

[Hee Kwang: Do you like drinking milk? ]

The author has something to say: Melon-eaters (showing a hentai smile): I am thinking of some perverted plots, but I won’t tell you hehehe.

感谢在2020-01-3021:42:08~2020-01-3120:43:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Mememe Trojan Horse;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!