It's really hard to be a scumbag

There was a suffocating silence.

Jiang Jiang was still patiently waiting for the other party's reply without realizing it, but after he drank half a glass of health water, QQ was still as quiet as a chicken.

[Ginger:? ]

[Ginger: Are you still there? ]

It took him a long time to post, before the other party seemed to barely recover from the blow, and replied a few words firmly.

[Xiguang: I'm... autistic. ]

[Ginger: Why have you been autistic lately? ]

[Xiguang:? ? ? ]

[Xiguang: What does your disgusting tone mean!Is it my pleasure to feel self-imposed?If it weren't for you always pissing me off, would I be so wronged that I want to cry! ]

[Ginger: How did you see the tone from the text... And you read it wrong, I don't mean to dislike it, I just think you have too many glass heart failures recently, so I have reason to suspect that you are sick brain. ]

[Xiguang: ... Are you scolding me?Are you calling me mentally ill? ! ]

[Xiguang: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻]

[Ginger: I'm not me without you listen to me explain. ]

[Xiguang: I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I’m going to sleep! ]

[Ginger: Huh? ]

[Ginger: Go to bed early in the morning, you really have—a personality. ]

[Xiguang: ... Cough, mainly because I stayed up late last night, so now I need to catch up on sleep. ]

[Ginger: Stay up late when you are sick?Did you rob a bank last night? ]

[Xiguang: More exciting than robbing a bank. ]

When he said this, Jiang Jiang couldn't help being interested, and asked questions enthusiastically.

After being asked for a long time, the mysterious Xi Guang reluctantly opened his mouth.

[Xiguang: I tasted milk last night, ate cherries, and finally made a mark on the dessert, marking it as my own, to warn other people who are greedy for my dessert. ]

[Ginger: ... that's it? ]

[Xiguang: What is this!Last night was really exciting and great, wasn't it!I tasted my dessert from the inside to the outside, and I did everything I should do except I didn't finish it, and although it was my first time in action, with my rich theoretical techniques and knowledge, the dessert It is very comfortable to be eaten by me. The white cream and pink cherries look like a visual feast. I am so social! ]

[Ginger: ...]

[Hee Kwang: And his reaction is super cute. When I lick the cream, his breath is short of breath and his voice is soft and sweet. When he gives me milk comfortably, he can’t help but touch my head. Wait until I make him more comfortable a few times Finally, he didn't even have the strength to push me to eat his cherries. ]

[Ginger: ...]

[Hee Kwang: The only thing that bothers me is that when eating dessert, there is someone else besides me.Just because of him, when I let the dessert touch my milk carton, I feel awkward and bloody]

[Xiguang: It’s really a blood loss!If I had come to look for desserts a few years earlier, how could I have been wronged so much now! ]

[Xiguang: Sigh... But a few years ago, I still stubbornly believed that I was a straight man, even when I realized that I couldn't help liking him, wanted to touch him all the time, and tried my best to beat around the bush After getting some information from him... I still firmly believe that this is just brotherhood! ]

[Ginger: ... Oh, and then. ]

[Xiguang: And then, one night, I suddenly dreamed of him...]

[Hee Kwang: I ate dessert one night in my dream, and the next morning I thought about it for three seconds in the bathroom, and finally came to a conclusion——I really, really like dessert! ]

[Xiguang: I like that he likes to think about internal organs, six organs, four limbs, bones and marrow, when he wants to sit and think about the plot when he is standing, when he is writing a special episode while driving, and when he is writing the outline of a new article. ]

[Xiguang: Even the moment of death, I was thinking about it. ]

[Xiguang: I have been holding back for so many years, I thought I would never think about it anymore, but after some amazing things happened, I found that I can still continue to think about him. ]

[Xiguang: This is a happy and good thing, but after this unexpected twists and turns, I changed my mind and strategy. ]

[Hee Kwang: I don’t want to waste time meaninglessly anymore, and I’m also afraid that I’ll boil frogs in warm water until I have nothing left, so whether I say I’m mean or shameless, or say I use whatever means, I’ll do it while I’m still ‘alive’ In time, seize every opportunity to have him. ]

[Xiguang: ... I don't regret my decision, nor regret that I crossed the line and did that kind of thing... The only thing I'm worried about is that he will collapse in pain after he finds out...]

[Xiguang: So I was thinking...Jiang Jiang, can you say I should lock him up? ]

[Xiguang: Shut up in a simple and long-standing old house, shut up in a room with bright and clean windows, shut up in a big extravagant and bright bed, shut up under the touch of my palm. ]

[Xiguang: Be mine forever, okay, Jiang Jiang? ]

[Ginger: I think Buxing.jpg]

[Xiguang: ... why? ]

[Ginger: Because little black house is a forbidden word!Did you forget what the editor told you and what you said?If you dare to arrange this plot in your new article, then you are likely to be sanctioned by the website, and then you will get a series of packages that will seal the book, drink tea and fine you for several years in prison! ]

[Ginger: Sober up! ! ]

[Xiguang: ...]

[Xiguang: I, this... This is not a new plot!I'm telling you seriously! ]

[Ginger: White Eyes.jpg]

[Sheng Jiang: Okay, then I won’t mention the suitability of the words of confession and your supporting actor in the new article, I just ask what you mean by the part about death? ]

[Xiguang: ...]

[Ginger: I have nothing to say~ Let you tease me all day long, this time I accidentally made a mistake and I found out that I am not angry~]

[Ginger: But to be honest, I really admire your unconstrained imagination. How did you get so many things from one piece of dessert? ! ]

[Ginger: I was watching you having sex with a piece of dessert, and I thought you were an indescribably disgusting idiot with excessive hunger and thirst. Certainly. ]

[Sheng Jiang: You are really a scumbag. You are so good at acting. I think that no famous school in the world is qualified to accept you. You should build a makeshift school yourself. ]

[Xiguang: ...what school do I go to, I only want to go to you. ]

[Ginger: Tsk, the perverted single dog has come to harm the innocent male college student again, hey, slipped away. ]

[Xiguang: ...don't chat a few words to accompany me? ]

[Ginger: I can’t help it. It’s time to go to work, and you just said you’re going to sleep. How can you feel refreshed again? ]

[Xiguang: Maybe it’s the same as being beautiful and delicious?Anyway, with you chatting with me, I don't feel sleepy, I just want to keep talking to you. ]

[Ginger: That’s not enough, typing costs electricity. ]

[Xiguang:? ? ? ]

[Xiguang: I'm not even as good as the electricity bill? ? ? ]

[Ginger: Your friend Ginger is offline]

[Ginger retracts a message]

[Ginger: Your friend 'Ginger' is offline]

[Xiguang: ... are you treating me like a fool? ! ]

Jiang Jiang went offline in seconds with a guilty conscience, then coughed lightly, got up and went out as if nothing had happened.

Just as the door on his side opened, the door next door also opened at the same time.

Jiang Jiang subconsciously turned his head to look over, and saw Zuo Siting, who was neatly dressed and airtight from head to toe, came out. He was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses today, and his gentle and handsome eyebrows were not half as charming as last night under the sun.

After Jiang Jiang's eyes paused on his face, he subconsciously moved down to look at the other's chest.

After his eyes came into contact with Zuo Siting's clothes and saw that the top button of the other party's neckline was fastened, Jiang Jiang came to his senses like a dream, turned his face away in embarrassment and said, "Good morning, uncle."

Zuo Si listened and said gently: "Good morning, how did you sleep last night? Are you used to the soft bed in the guest room? If you are not used to it, tell your uncle, who will change your room for you. You don't have to be shy and embarrassed with your uncle. , or if you wake up with a sore back after a night of sleep, you are the one who suffers, right?"

Jiang Jiang was a little dazed and hesitant.

Because according to what Zuo Si heard, when he woke up, he felt all sorts of weak, which must be caused by his incompatibility with the soft bed... But what Jiang Jiang wondered was, the bed at home is also soft, right?

"How about the room on the right?"

Probably because Jiang Jiang didn’t get a response, Zuo Siting naturally began to arrange things: “Although the room on the right is not sunny, you can enjoy the beautiful view of the garden from the window. The first one to say good morning after you open your eyes."

"What do you think?" Zuo Siting turned his head with a smile and looked at Jiang Jiang beside him.

When Jiang Jiang was asked suddenly, he couldn't help but froze.

After being stunned, he recovered from the material and spiritual differences between the soft bed and the soft bed.

"I think..." Jiang Jiang, who had regained his senses, was about to answer, and thanked Zuo Erye for his caring care, but before he finished speaking, Jiang Jiang suddenly remembered something and woke up.

"I don't think so." He suddenly raised his head, looked at Zuo Si and said anxiously: "Second Lord, staying one night is already my limit. Tonight I will go home to take care of the child no matter what I say."

"Child?" Zuo Si heard that the expression on his face remained the same, but his eyes were darker. He said in a deep voice, "You already have a child? Why didn't I check...why didn't I know?"

Jiang Jiang didn't have the self-consciousness to dance on the edge of the bomb at all, so he would explain it as a matter of course: "It's my cat. He's just one or two years old, and he still has to hug, kiss, and regularly change the water and replenish the cat's food."

Zuo Siting narrowed his eyes: "Do you often kiss him?"

"?"

Is this the point?

Jiang Jiang was taken aback by the question, and spoke slowly: "It's okay, not too often. Compared to kissing him, I prefer Rua's fluffy little head and body."

Zuo Si heard the dark clouds gathering in his eyes slowly dissipate, he nodded: "In that case, I'll take you back at night."

Jiang Jiang couldn't help waving his hands in flattery: "No, no, this is too much trouble for you, and you are not in good health, it is too hard to go out."

Zuo Si smiled softly, reached out and touched Jiang Jiang's head, his tone was soft as if he cared about his junior: "It's not hard work or troublesome. Uncle likes you very much, so he wants to take care of you."

"As for my body, you don't have to worry too much. I have improved a lot now, and I can even attend the dinner party that I was planning to refuse."

"Dinner?" Jiang Jiang was full of persuasive words, and when he opened his mouth, he changed everything else. He carefully glanced at the smiling Zuo Si, and then asked tentatively: "The dinner you mentioned...is it for A birthday party held by Baihang?"

The author has something to say: Melon-eaters (with a handful of bitter tears): Even if I am reminded by the editor, stared at by the Internet police, and hit by the iron fist of socialism, I will say it loudly-I will always love the little black house! ! !

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Desire to Survive: Of course love and reality are two different things, I don’t want to change from human to prison 1551

感谢在2020-02-0122:31:51~2020-02-0218:32:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 24 bottles of Huaiyan; 10 bottles of medicine for your temple;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!