part-time profiler

A Hundred Questions about Yan Yan Husband and Husband Sex

【on site】

[Host Shuang, guests Yan Yan and Yan Su]

【The cameraman is in place】

[Audience applauds]

【Interview begins】

your name?

Yan Yan: Yan Yan

Yan Su: Yan Su, Alan

What is your age?

Yan Yan: 29! …30 whole

Yan Su: 26

gender?

Yan Yan: Isn't that obvious?

Yan Su: male

What is your personality?

Yan Yan: A gentle and considerate man! [Turning to look at Yan Su: Right, baby?

Yan Su: ...

What is the character of the other party?

Yan Yan: Himalayan cat

Shuang: Wait a minute, why is it a Himalayan cat? ?

Yan Yan: Because the Himalayas are tall and cold, high and cold, um

Shuang: ... Then what does Boss Yan think of Team Yan?

Yan Su: Erha

Yan Yan: QAQ

When did the two meet?Where?

Yan Yan: The first time was in South America, I was 20 and he was 16

Yan Su: Yes

What was your first impression of the other party?

Yan Yan: He is so pretty!He really looks like my future partner!

Yan Su: ... handsome

Shuang: This world that looks at faces...

What do you like about each other?

Yan Yan: I like them all

Yan Su: ...um

Where do you hate each other?

Yan Yan: Huh? ?And hate this option? ?

Yan Su: ...

How do you feel about your compatibility with each other?

Yan Yan: Perfect fit!

Yan Su: ...um

How do you call each other?

Yan Yan: Boss Yan, baby, big baby, object, dear

Yan Su: Yan Yan, Officer Yan

What do you want them to call you?

Yan Yan: Husband!

Yan Su (agreed): Hey

Yan Yan: ......... (complaint) Look, the host, look at him like this

Shuang: Hahahahahahaha

If you compare the other party to an animal, what is it?

Yan Yan: Canary

Shuang: Why is it a canary?

Yan Yan: I want to put him in a cage

Yan Su, Shuang: ...

Yan Su (holding the forehead): Erha

If you gave someone a gift, what would you give?

Yan Yan: Snacks

Shuang: For example?

Yan Yan: Chocolate biscuits, assorted sugar, potato chips, ham sandwich, egg tart, dried tofu, beef jerky... There is nothing he doesn't like about snacks

Shuang: Where's Xiaoyan?

Yan Su: I give him whatever he likes

Yan Yan: I love you

Yan Su: ... (turns head, ears are red)

What gift do you hope to get?

Yan Yan: He washes the bed and waits for me Yan Su: Anything he sends is fine

Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, what is it?

Yan Yan: He keeps everything in his heart and doesn't tell me, hum!

Yan Su: Hmm...he...too many times...too much energy...too strong

Shuang (covering her face): Hehehe

What's wrong with you?

Yan Yan: I definitely didn’t

Yan Su: I don’t know

What's wrong with the other party?

Yan Yan: I want to wear clothes when I go to bed

Yan Su: ... likes to lick people

Shuang (nodding): Erha, hehehe

What do you hate each other for?

Yan Yan: Talk to Wei Jiyuan

Yan Su: Take off my clothes while eating

Yan Yan: Oh, don't talk about the love of husband and wife!

Yan Su: Oh...

What did you do to make them angry?

Yan Yan: When he eats, he takes off his clothes

Yan Su: Talking to Wei Jiyuan...more than 2 minutes

How far is the relationship between the two?

Yan Yan: In-depth communication on the unity of soul and flesh

Yan Su: ...um

Where did the two meet for the first time?

Yan Yan: Have we had a date?

Yan Su: It seems not

Yan Yan: Then go back and make an appointment

Yan Su: good

Yan Yan: Make an appointment on your bed

Yan Su: ...

Shuang: Thank you, the single dog has poked his eyes

Director (Erkang hands): Host, don't! !

What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Yan Yan: Hey hey hey

Yan Su: ...

Where did it go then?

Yan Yan: home run

Yan Su: ...What does home run mean?

Shuang (shaking his head frantically): I am a pure child and I don’t know anything

Where do you often go on dates?

Yan Yan: His family

Yan Su: ...

Yan Yan: On the bed?

Shuang: (Keep smiling)

How will you celebrate your partner's birthday?

Yan Yan: I booked a vacation in Tahiti, and I will probably stay in the hotel all day

Shuang:? ?Why are you staying in a hotel when you go on vacation?

Yan Yan (serious): The hotel has beds

Shuang: ...

Shuang (brother Yan who has given up being unruly): Xiaoyan, what do you say?

Yan Su: ...Take off your clothes and take a shower

Yan Yan: Baby, you are so smart!

Shuang: The director and host suffered [-] points of damage

Director: QAQ

Where is the confession?

Yan Yan: I

Yan Su: He

Yan Yan (grievance): He never said he likes me

Yan Su: ...

How much do you like each other?

Yan Yan: go deep into the bone marrow

Yan Su: Yes

So, is it love?

Yan Yan: Of course!

Yan Su: Yes Yan Yan (ecstatic): Do you love me?

Yan Su: ...um

[Guest Yan Yan fainted due to over-excitement, the live recording was suspended for 10 minutes]

[After being rescued, the guest Yan Yan woke up and the recording continued]

What if the other party said that there is no other way?

Yan Yan: I don’t want to

Yan Su: It seems... no, he agrees to everything I say...

Suspect that the other party will change his mind!what to do?

Yan Yan: Don’t mention it, I worry about the resurgence of his old relationship with Wei Jiyuan every day, and I’m thinking about killing Wei without knowing it

Yan Su: He... no way

Audience member Wei: Yan, don't go too far!Yan Su doesn't talk to me now, saying that he is afraid that you will misunderstand!It's all your fault!

Can you allow different ideas?

Yan Yan: No

Yan Su: If my body can't be cured...

Yan Yan: It can be cured, don’t say these things

Yan Su: Yes

What should I do if the other party is an hour late for a date?

Yan Yan: Wait, I have been waiting for ten years

Yan Su: wait for him

What do you like most about your partner's body?

Yan Yan: I like them all

Shuang: My favorite!

Yan Yan (difficult): Then... the ear, he likes me to bite my ear when I do it

Yan Su: ... I'm not me, I don't have you, don't talk nonsense

Yan Yan: You will tremble once you bite, and your legs will be clamped even tighter

Yan Su (blushing): ...

What is the most coquettish appearance of the other party?

Yan Yan: Sit on me and let me fuck him

Yan Su: ...

When do the two of you get nervous together?

Yan Yan: hurt him

Yan Su: ...no

Did you lie to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Yan Yan: No, I never lie to him

Yan Su: Yes...it's okay

Yan Yan: I was fooled by him in Southeast Asia, do you think he is good at it?

Shuang: (Whistling at the sky)

When do you feel the happiest?

Yan Yan: with him

Yan Su: Yes

Have you ever had a fight?

Yan Yan: yes

Yan Su: yes

Shuang: Neither of them seem to want to mention it

What kind of quarrel was it?

Yan Yan: I yell at him

Yan Su: He yelled at me

Yan Yan: sorry

Yan Su: It’s okay

How to reconcile?

Yan Yan: I'm looking for him

Yan Su: He is looking for me

Do you want to be lovers even if you reincarnate?

Yan Yan: Of course!Life after life, right, Yan Su?

Yan Su: Actually... I don't really believe in the afterlife

Yan Yan: If so?

Yan Su: good

Shuang: This show is really not suitable for single dogs to host

When did you feel "I am loved"?

Yan Yan: I just asked him if he loves me, when he said yes

Yan Su: Anytime

Shuang: Brother Yan, humble boy

When did you feel "Don't you love me..."?

Yan Yan: Anytime

Yan Su: ...No

What is the expression of your love?

Yan Yan: fuck him

Yan Su: ...Lie flat

What is the flower that resembles the other party?

Yan Yan: White Gardenia

Yan Su: Sunflower

Is there something to hide between the two?

Yan Yan: No, my real estate certificate is in his name

Yan Su: Yes...

Yan Yan (shocked): Huh? ?What are you hiding from me again? ?

Yan Su: Yesterday Wei Jiyuan came to the store to buy bread for his child

Yan Yan: Wei, you seduce my partner!

Audience member Wei: Bah!Yan Su belongs to everyone! !

[The guests and the audience started fighting, the scene was very chaotic at one point, the recording was suspended for 10 minutes]

[After intense persuasion, the guests and the audience finally returned to each other, and the recording started again]

What is your complex?

Yan Yan: First Love

Yan Su: ...no

Is the relationship between the two recognized by those around them?Or extremely secretive?

Yan Yan: Everyone knows

Yan Su: Yes

Do you think their love will last forever?

Yan Yan: Yes!

Yan Su: yes

Are you attacking?by?

Yan Yan: Of course

Yan Su: Just read the fanfic written by Shen Jia

Yan Yan: ...

How did you decide?

Yan Yan: I am big

Yan Su: ...it doesn't take much effort to lie down

Are you satisfied with this situation?

Yan Yan: okay

Yan Su: Too many...really too many...

Where was the first time?

Yan Yan: His family

Yan Su: My home

The feeling at that time was...

Yan Yan: Come on!The waist is very soft!tight!Cool!

Yan Su: ... so fast

Yan Yan: .........you shut up

At that time, what was the other party like?

Yan Yan: Lay flat, shy

Yan Su: soon

Yan Yan: Yan Su! ! ! ! !

The morning after the first night.What was the first thing said?

Yan Yan: Good morning

Yan Su: Hmm...

How many times a week do you do it?

Yan Yan (breaking fingers): I will do the math

Yan Su (headache): It feels...countless times

How many times a week do you do it?

Yan Yan: This question is the same as the previous one. The host

Shuang (turning over the Q&A card): Oh, sorry

What kind of H?

Yan Yan: I won’t tell you

Yan Su: ...

Where do you feel the most?

Yan Yan: big brother

Yan Su: Hmm...

What is the place where the other party feels the most?

Yan Yan: I won’t tell you

Yan Su: there

Shuang: Where?

Yan Su: there

Shuang: Well, let the audience guess for themselves

What about the other party when evaluating H in one sentence?

Yan Yan: shy

Yan Su: Pile Driver

To put it bluntly, do you like H?Still hate?

Yan Yan: I like it!

Yan Su: It's ok...you can...less

Where is H in general?

Yan Yan: On his bed

Yan Su: My home

When would you like to try it?

Yan Yan: When eating, at his table, feed the upper and lower at the same time

Yan Su: I don’t want to…

Shuang: Ah, Team Yan, you are so dirty.

Take a bath before H?or later?

Yan Yan: before and after

Yan Su: before

Shuang (suspect): Huh? ?Brother Yan, aren't you Gong, why did you wash it?

Yan Yan: Because he fell asleep immediately after finishing, I hugged him to wash

Yan Su: Yes

Did the two have an agreement during H?

Yan Yan: yes

Yan Su: It’s no different from no…

Have you ever dated someone other than your partner?

Yan Yan: no

Yan Su: ...

Do you agree with the statement "if you can't get your heart, you have to get your body"?be opposed to?

Yan Yan: Raise your hands in favor!

Yan Su: ...

The other party was molested by the bastard!what to do?

Yan Yan: Send him to jail! (Looking at Wei, the audience)

Yan Su: It should be...no one can tease him...

Which one feels more shy before or after H?

Yan Yan: He

Yan Su: I

"Only tonight, because it's so lonely..."What should I do if the other party asks for H by saying that?

Yan Yan: Huh? ? ?There is such a good thing? ? ?

Yan Su: Then he is lonely every day

Do you think your H technique is good?

Yan Yan: Good match

Yan Su: ...

Is the opponent H's technique good?

Yan Yan: Lying flat does not require skills, but he has a good waist and can do any posture

Yan Su: Yes

What did you want the other party to say when you were H?

Yan Yan: Call me husband

Yan Su: Alright, let me let you go today

What is the appearance of the other party that you like to see when you are H?

Yan Yan: I like everything about him, it would be better if he took the initiative

Yan Su: Hurry up

Yan Yan: ...Yan Su, you are going to get over it soon, aren't you! ?

Do you think it’s okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Yan Yan: No, no, no, I am a loyal and good man, and I will defend myself like jade for ten years

Yan Su: not good

Are you interested in SM?

Yan Yan: No, it will hurt him

Yan Su: (shakes head)

What should I do if the other party suddenly does not seek it?

Yan Yan: Has he sought it out? ?

Yan Su (relaxed): ...that's great

What do you think about Yongqiang?

Yan Yan: Occasionally it's just for fun, if it's too much... just sit in prison

Yan Su: Yes

The trickiest thing about H?

Yan Yan: He is hungry while doing it

Yan Su: Endless

Where is the most thrilling H so far?

Yan Yan:? ?nowhere but his house

Yan Su: Yes

Did the receiving party take the initiative to request H?

Yan Yan: Yes, just once, we broke up the next day QAQ

Yan Su: Hmm...

What was the offense's reaction then?

Yan Yan: Fuck him, immediately

Yan Su: ...

Is the attacking side useful or stronger?

Yan Yan: ... the first time, a bit, but he never said, only me

Yan Su: ...um

What was the recipient's reaction?

Yan Yan: Let me draw the curtain

Yan Su: Let him draw the curtain

What is the ideal "object of H"?

Yan Yan: Yan Su like this

Yan Su: ...

Does the other party meet the ideal?

Yan Yan: Perfect fit!

Yan Su: Yes

Do you use props when H?

Yan Yan: Huh? ?There is also this kind of gameplay? ?

Yan Su: I refuse

How old was your "first time"?

Yan Yan: 30

Yan Su: 22

Is this the other party now?

Yan Yan: Yes

Yan Su: (shakes head)

Yan Yan: Don't ask this kind of question anymore, I don't have time to participate in his past, his future can only be mine

Where is your favorite place to be KISS?

Yan Yan: As long as he kisses, I like it

Yan Su: (points to the ear)

Yan Yan: I said your ears are sensitive!

Yan Su: (red face)

Where is your favorite KISS?

Yan Yan: I like everywhere

Yan Su: Mouth

Yan Yan: Then you kiss me now

Yan Su: So many people...

Yan Yan (pouting towards him): Hurry up

Yan Su (helplessly): (bah)

Audience: oh oh oh oh oh

Shuangmou: The single dog cried

What did the other party happiest during H?

Yan Yan: I said let him go today

Yan Su: I said you can continue

Shuang: ...

H, what do you think about?

Yan Yan: Here is mine, there is mine, Yan Su is mine!

Yan Su: I'm so hungry

How many times do you do it a night?

Yan Yan (breaking fingers): I will do the math

Yan Su: If there is less, morning...if there is more...dawn

At H, did you take off your clothes?Or is it taken off?

Yan Yan: I'll take it off, a little expert in undressing

Yan Su: He took off

H is for you?

Yan Yan: Husband and wife life is indispensable

Yan Su: dispensable

Say something to the other party

Yan Yan: I love you

Yan Su: Me too