apprentice earth god

"Zhenzhen, I read on the Internet that there is a land temple on the mountain ahead, and the evaluation is very good. Shall we go there and have a look?"

Lan Xiaoqing took her friend Lu Zhenzhen's arm and actively recommended it.

Today, their company went to a farmhouse outside the city for team building. They did activities all morning, and now it's time for free activities.

Some people went to play outdoor CS, some people went to pick strawberries, prepare barbecues, etc., like Lu Zhenzhen, there were very few who did nothing.

Lu Zhenzhen smiled, shook her head and said:

"You go, I'm here to show you things, and by the way, string them together."

"Oh, the boss here is very familiar with us, he will help to look after it, and everyone takes valuables with them, so we don't need them.

The barbecue is basically processed, and there is nothing to prepare. Let's go and have a look. I heard that there is a handsome guy inside! "

Lan Xiaoqing dragged Lu Zhenzhen away, and Lu Zhenzhen didn't want to spoil her, so she had to go with her.

"I don't know if this land temple is spiritual or not. Let's pay our respects in a while."

Lan Xiaoqing shook Lu Zhenzhen's arm, smiled and looked very happy, seeing that Lu Zhenzhen was not in high spirits, she even made a funny face for her to tease her.

"Be happy, look how beautiful the scenery here is."

Lu Zhenzhen also wanted to make herself look happier, but she just couldn't get excited.

Hearing Lan Xiaoqing say this, she said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm not in a good mood recently."

"After a while, you have a good time to say goodbye, maybe you will come back."

"En." Lu Zhenzhen nodded, trying not to think too much.

Lu Zhenzhen is 29 years old this year and is not yet married. The family members are very anxious, thinking that if she is so old, if she does not get married, no one will want her.

Lu Zhenzhen herself is also very anxious. She still yearns for marriage in her heart, especially she likes children very much.

But she is the kind of person who has requirements for love and marriage and doesn't want to make do with it, so she has been procrastinating until now.

A while ago, a relative of hers who had been abducted several times introduced a man to her. This man is the one that Lu Zhenzhen is most satisfied with so many blind dates so far.

Especially in the second marriage, 20 years older than her, and even extremely machismo, making no secret of his patriarchal thoughts, or someone who is unlearned and incompetent, and whose salary is not more than a quarter of hers In contrast, it feels even better.

No matter the man's appearance, family background, work situation, etc., Lu Zhenzhen was very satisfied.

At first, Lu Zhenzhen also felt that she had finally found that person, and the other party also expressed that she was also very satisfied with Lu Zhenzhen, and the two of them started dating like this.

But after dating for a while, Lu Zhenzhen didn't know why she always felt that something was wrong with this man, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

The other party expressed that she wanted to get married quickly, and Lu Zhenzhen felt that she should wait. After all, they had only known each other for less than two months, but the family kept putting pressure on them.

It has been said that she is about to turn [-]. A woman at this age is disgusted even by second marriages. She is good enough to have someone, not to mention that man is so good.

She even started a moral kidnapping, saying that if she didn't marry that man again, she wouldn't enter the house.

Lu Zhenzhen is very entangled now, and her personality is not particularly tough, but occasionally she will get offended by some things.

Some people said that she had a premarital phobia, but Lu Zhenzhen didn't think that was the case. She really felt that she had a problem with that man.

However, although she is not young, she has never been in a relationship, so she has no reference experience.

She is a typical situation where her parents strictly guarded her when she was in school, and she was urged to marry as soon as she graduated.

It's just that her place of work is not in her hometown, and she was recruited to Haicheng during the school recruitment. The distance makes the binding force of her parents relatively weak.

But as she got older, the relationship between Lu Zhenzhen and her family became tense because of the marriage.Every time she receives a call from her parents, she feels a headache.

Not only my parents, but also all kinds of relatives and friends kept urging me, as if not getting married was a heinous thing.

This year was the most exaggerated. Her parents even sent different relatives from Haicheng to her home to remind her every week, which made Lu Zhenzhen tireless.

But the more this happened, the more she felt that it was irrational to marry that man rashly.

Everyone said that her brain was caught by the door, and her words became more and more ugly. Lu Zhenzhen couldn't bear it anymore, and wondered if she was too neurotic.

She actually hated herself like this, but when she thought of marrying that man, Lu Zhenzhen felt inexplicably afraid.

But she knew that she couldn't hold on for too long, her parents had issued an ultimatum, with a tough attitude that if she didn't marry that man, she would no longer recognize her as a daughter.

Everyone is blaming her, saying that she doesn't know how to be blessed when she is blessed, and that she has this condition, and she is still picky about such an outstanding person, and others will burn her if they want her.

Lu Zhenzhen was extremely helpless and became very depressed.

Walking from the farmhouse to the mountain seems very close, but in fact it takes nearly half an hour to reach the foot of the mountain.

From a distance, you can see cars coming and going on that mountain, and many people are climbing up, it looks very popular.

"There are so many people, hey, if this kind of place becomes popular, it will destroy the artistic conception."

Seeing this, Lan Xiaoqing was very worried.

She dragged Lu Zhenzhen over just to let her feel the tranquility and calm her anxiety.

Lan Xiaoqing and Lu Zhenzhen have a very good relationship, they are not only colleagues but also friends, so they know her affairs quite well.

But seeing so many people, Lan Xiaoqing suddenly felt that she might have been deceived by those photos.

Lu Zhenzhen didn't care and said: "It's good, if it's too barren, it's not safe for the two of us to go up the mountain."

They were almost at the foot of the mountain, and it was not worth going back, so the two continued to walk forward.

When they stepped into this mountain, Lan Xiaoqing and Lu Zhenzhen obviously felt that the whole air was much cleaner, even if there were vehicles passing by, they would still feel this way.

The air around here is good, but there is still a difference here.

At first, the two thought it was an illusion, and after climbing for a while, this feeling became deeper and deeper. Lu Zhenzhen obviously felt that her originally anxious heart had been soothed a lot.

"Zhenzhen, do you feel that this place is different from other places?" Lan Xiaoqing couldn't help but ask.

Lu Zhenzhen nodded: "I feel it too. It feels very comfortable here. I haven't felt this relaxed and peaceful feeling for a long time."

Ever since she was with that man, Lu Zhenzhen's heart has never been at peace.

Recently, due to various pressures, she has been very anxious, insomnia, loss of appetite, and a lot of hair loss.

"It seems that the blogger didn't lie to us!" Lan Xiaoqing was very happy.

The two walked faster, and after a while, they saw the quaint earth temple.

Even though there are people coming and going, it still makes people feel quiet and peaceful.

Take a deep breath, as if everything in the world can be left behind.

"What are they doing around there?"

There is a small pond the size of a tennis court next to the Earth Temple. Many people gather around a tree, which makes Lan Xiaoqing very curious.

When the two walked over, they saw a wooden box hanging on the tree, with a wooden board on it that read:

"The fish food self-collection place is issued according to the password, and each person is limited to one time."

That word is powerful and very beautiful.

Lan Xiaoqing wondered: "What does 'distribute according to password' mean?"

Soon she knew what was going on, and what looked like a very simple wooden box was actually very smart.

Just say something like 'please give me a piece of fish food' to the box, and the small opening on the wooden box will spit out a small basket made of weeds, which is filled with fish food.

But if you go to pick it up for the second time, the wooden box will not respond at all, and if you have a bad attitude, there will also be no response.

Someone didn't believe in evil, changed his hat and put on a mask and shouted the password, but the wooden box didn't move.

"Hey, where is this camera?"

Everyone kept looking around, but they couldn't find anything.

"I don't believe it anymore."

A tall man stretched out his hand to pat the wooden box, but it bounced away before his hand touched the wooden box.

"what--"

The man cried out: "This thing leaks electricity!"

But when he opened his hand, there was no trace of his hand.

"It's really acting like that."

Everyone laughed.

"No, I was really shocked just now!" The man said anxiously, "Why don't you touch it."

A bold person reached out and touched it, with a calm expression on his face:

"Look, there's nothing wrong with it."

The man was unbelievable, and reached out to touch it. It was indeed all right. Could it be an indirect leakage?

But when he wanted to shoot, he was shocked again.

The tingling sensation was stronger than before, but there was still no trace, not even redness.

Lan Xiaoqing watched the whole process, and said with a smile: "This is really smart, it is more high-end than swiping your face to pick up paper."

Although Lu Zhenzhen also found it miraculous, she shouldn't be too surprised. After all, the current technology is still very advanced, and it is estimated that AI and other technologies are used.

"Ouch--"

Just as Lu Zhenzhen was about to leave here and prepare to enter the temple, she saw someone being slapped on the surface of the water by a fish and splashed all over his head, as if he had been splashed with a basin of water, with a piece of plastic garbage on his head.

It's winter now, the weather is very cold, and when the mountain wind blows, the man sneezes directly.

"The strength of this fish is too great!" The people nearby were amazed when they saw it.

"And the water was poured on people's heads, as if on purpose."

"I've been here for so long, and it's the first time I've seen this fish make such a big noise."

"Why do I think it's spiritual? Someone throws garbage in it, and the fish starts to attack."

The person who was splashed with water went to the pond before throwing a plastic bag.

"Damn it, I don't believe in this evil, see if I don't stew them!"

The man who was splashed with water got angry and took out a big plastic bag to cover the fish in the pile of fish.

When he was more than one meter away from the edge of the pond, he jumped in directly. He kept struggling in the pond and choked on several mouthfuls of water.

"Help, help!"

The onlookers were stunned by this magical operation, why would you jump into it if you can't swim? !

Moreover, the pond was only waist deep, because the water in the pond was very clear, and one could see that the man was clearly standing in the water, but he kept squatting up and down and getting up, which made him choke on the water.

What kind of divine operation is this?

"Hey, what are you doing, aren't you standing in the pond and doing well!"

Someone reacted and shouted.

The man also came back to his senses at this time, he was indeed stepping on the bottom of the pond.

What happened to him just now?

The bitingly cold water woke him up instantly, and he climbed up quickly, glaring at everyone present angrily.

"Who pushed me just now? Stand up for me!"

The onlookers looked at him in surprise.

"Didn't you jump in by yourself? How can you rely on others."

The man panicked: "I'm not out of my mind. Why would I jump in in such a cold day! Let me tell you, if you don't explain clearly, no one will leave."

"You really jumped by yourself, and you used a very standard posture for entering the water."

A boy who looked like a student came over with a mobile phone, and he happened to take a picture of the scene just now.

When the man saw the video, he saw that he jumped in on his own initiative.

How is this going? !

An old man came over, and Yoyo said:

"You young people really have no sense of awe, and don't even look at this place!"

Only then did everyone react to where they were standing.

Usually they go to various temples, not because of faith or other things, but just as a tourist attraction to check in.

The man who was cursing at first fell silent immediately, and left in despair.

This little episode turned down the volume of the noisy people a lot, and those who were sitting and eating next to them silently cleaned up their trash.

Lan Xiaoqing was dumbfounded: "Zhenzhen, this earth temple feels very unusual!"

Lu Zhenzhen was also a little excited in her heart, originally she just came here to relax, but now her heart is full of awe.

When she was about to enter the Earth Temple, she straightened her clothes and stepped in after feeling that she was not being rude.

As soon as she entered the temple, Lu Zhenzhen smelled a faint scent of incense sticks, which made her feel very comfortable.

There is a place to receive free incense sticks at the door, and each person is limited to three sticks.

Like the fish food outside, it is self-serving.

Each person has only three, no more and no less.

When worshiping the land god, Lu Zhenzhen prayed very devoutly:

"Father-in-law, please bless my marriage smoothly."

After Lu Zhenzhen kowtowed three times, she picked up the bucket of bamboo sticks in front of her and shook it. After a while, a bamboo stick fell off.

Lu Zhenzhen's face turned pale when she saw it, and Lan Xiaoqing also came over at this time:

"Zhenzhen, let me see what the sign is, it must be very good..."

Lan Xiaoqing fell silent when she saw the sign above, and comforted with a dry smile:

"Maybe it's not accurate, do you want to ask again?"

Lu Zhenzhen shook her head: "That would be even more ineffective."

"Don't worry about it, this is just for fun, it can't be taken seriously."

Lan Xiaoqing quickly comforted them, although they didn't really believe in this, but they still felt uncomfortable when they got such a lottery.

What's more, I have encountered such a miraculous thing outside, and I feel even more difficult to let go.

But at the same time, Lan Xiaoqing wondered if it was a trick of the earth temple.

In order to lure everyone to buy products that can resolve bad luck, there are many scammers now, and various methods emerge in endlessly.

"The one who releases the lottery is at the back, right? I want to go and unwrap the lottery." Lu Zhenzhen held the lottery tightly in her hand.

Lan Xiaoqing was a little hesitant, but in the end she didn't say anything. Anyway, it's usually not expensive to get a lottery.

If the one who unwrapped the lottery was talking nonsense, I would feel at ease and don't have to worry about it.

If there is something to be said, it is even more necessary to release the sign.

When they walked to the backyard, they saw a table for unwrapping the lottery, but there was no one here, and they didn't see the wooden cabinet with the bottom of the lottery.

Although there were quite a few people who entered the temple to ask for a lottery, many of them were playing for fun and did not go to solve the lottery.

The two waited for a long time but did not see anyone. Although there were many people in the front hall, there were not many people entering the backyard. Most of them left after looking around.

"How nobody ah?"

Lan Xiaoqing looked around, but didn't see anyone who looked like a staff member.

Lu Zhenzhen pursed her lips: "I want to wait."

"It's okay, I'll accompany you."

After waiting for a while, Lan Xiaoqing couldn't help raising her voice and asked:

"Is there anyone, we want to ask for a signature."

After a while, a five or six-year-old child who was particularly good-looking, definitely no less than any child star, jumped out.

"Wow, so cute!" Lan Xiaoqing couldn't help exclaiming.

When Lu Zhenzhen saw such a cute child, she felt even more rare in her heart.

The child walked towards them, and before they could start teasing, the child handed Lu Zhenzhen a note.

"This is your signature."

Lu Zhenzhen accepted it dumbly, and Lan Xiaoqing was very curious: "Little friend, are your parents from this temple?"

The child smiled innocently, but did not answer this question, but said to Lu Zhenzhen:

"The matter of marriage should not be rushed, so be careful."

Lu Zhenzhen was very curious. When she prayed to God just now, she just recited silently in her heart.

She didn't discuss this issue with Lan Xiaoqing all the way up the mountain. How did they know what she was asking for?

"You didn't look at my bamboo stick, how do you know the bottom of my stick?"

But the child didn't answer, and ran back in a bouncing manner.

Lu Zhenzhen and Lan Xiaoqing looked at each other, the style of this earth temple is amazing.

Is this considered unsigned?No one collects money?

"Zhenzhen, look at what's written inside."

Lu Zhenzhen was a little dizzy, and she was even more confused when she opened the note.

Unlike the ancient signposts in ordinary temples that are often hard to understand, the content written on them is very modern, and simple and rude.

"Attributes: good Longyang, borrow belly, serious illness. Conclusion: This person is not a good match."

Lan Xiaoqing was also stunned when she saw this passage, and it took her a long time to find her voice:

"Is this the kid's prank?"

Lu Zhenzhen's mind was in a mess, as if she had seen something, but she was barely able to see clearly.

"Xiaoqing, what a good Longyang... what do you mean?"

Lu Zhenzhen was a little dazed, and suddenly seemed unable to understand these words.

"Uh...that means liking men." Lan Xiaoqing laughed dryly, "Is this a joke?"

"That is to say, my boyfriend actually likes a man? Is it gay?"

Lu Zhenzhen feels that this word is very far away from her. Although she has always known that there are such people in this world, she has not paid special attention to it, and has never thought that there are such people around her.

I don't have any special thoughts about this kind of sexuality, I think it's someone else's business.

Encountered in such a way now, the whole person is a little confused.

"You don't need to pay too much attention to it. This should be a prank. Although everyone is not shy about revealing their sexual orientation now, homosexuality is still a minority, and you won't be so unlucky to encounter it."

Lu Zhenzhen: "This kind of person doesn't like the opposite sex?"

"If you are purely gay, you have no feelings for the opposite sex, just like we have no feelings for the same sex."

"Then will they marry the opposite sex?" Lu Zhenzhen was at a loss.

Seeing that Lu Zhenzhen took it seriously, Lan Xiaoqing quickly advised:

"Zhenzhen, don't be misled by the prank, your boyfriend should not be such a person, don't think too much."

Although this land temple is amazing, you can't believe it just because of a few words.

Sometimes it’s nothing at all, but due to external influences, the idea becomes more and more biased, and the more you look at it, the more it looks like it.

Lu Zhenzhen shook her head: "I always thought he was weird, but I couldn't tell what was wrong. Now I find that I should know where the problem is."

Lu Zhenzhen always felt that the man was more than polite, not enough intimacy, and even felt a little indifferent after getting along with her for a long time.

At first, he thought that the other party was a traditional person, and they had to keep a certain distance because they were not married yet. At that time, she still felt that she had found the right person, and that he respected women.

But after a long time, you will feel that something is wrong.

That man was very reluctant to even hold her hand, Lu Zhenzhen always felt that he was not shy but...disgusted.

But this is a feeling, and she doesn't know how to tell others.

In particular, her family thinks that those who are in love or not are all fooling little girls, and they still find someone who can live a good life when they get married.

If she said this, she would definitely feel that she was busy, and even made trouble for no reason.

"Zhenzhen, what you said is true?" Lan Xiaoqing also became serious.

She didn't want her friend to think wildly, and she was afraid that she would be misled and blame the wrong person.But if the other party really has a problem, then we must pay attention to it.

She likes to read Tanmei novels, and supports the legalization of gay marriage, but at the same time, she also knows some reality and cruelty in reality, and looks at this circle calmly.

There are many same wives in China who are very miserable. They don't know that their husbands are gay, they are treated as free wombs and nanny, and they are treated coldly and violently.

Some people are mentally suppressed and depressed, thinking that their husbands are indifferent to them because they are not good enough, but they don't know that it is because of their attributes that do not match.

There are also some people who know it clearly, but they are helpless, and some are even forced to death.

That’s not to mention, some people didn’t break up with the same sex after they got married, and some even had promiscuous sex, causing their wives or husbands to contract diseases.

Some people even got sick before marriage, but just kept it secret.

Scumbags are scumbags no matter what their sexuality is. No matter what their sexuality is, cheating into marriage is a shameless thing.

It's just that if that scumbag is gay, it's easier to be deceived without knowing it.

Most people suspect that there is someone outside their partner, and they will think it is the opposite sex, and they will not think about the same sex.

"I'm actually not sure, but a voice in my heart tells me so."

In fact, Lu Zhenzhen already felt in her heart that this possibility was very high, but she didn't dare to make a conclusion without evidence.

"Don't rush to make a conclusion, let's investigate first."

Lu Zhenzhen nodded.

"Let's go ask the people in the Earth Temple and see what else they know."

Lan Xiaoqing took Lu Zhenzhen to the back hall, and when she saw a no-entry sign at the door, she stopped quickly.

"Hello, expert, may I ask you, can you tell us the details of my friend's lottery?"

A person came out, Lan Xiaoqing and Lu Zhenzhen were both startled when they saw each other clearly.

very handsome!

What kind of temple is this, why are they all good-looking people!

Lan Xiaoqing recognized Du Jiaoyang as the protagonist in the photo on the Internet, and the real person was even more beautiful than the photo on the Internet.

Du Jiaoyang nodded slightly towards them, and then said:

"At ten o'clock tonight, No.15 Avenue, No. 59 Bar Street, blue, there are your answers."

"Also, be careful."

After getting this information, Lu Zhenzhen and Lan Xiaoqing went down the mountain in doubt.

Du Jiaoyang looked at Chong Li with admiration.

"Great God, you are too awesome, there is nothing in this world that you don't know!"

Chong Li didn't even lift his eyelids: "It's just using human technology."

"Human technology?"

"At any rate, they are young people in the 21st century. If they want to learn to use science and technology, divine power is not omnipotent." Chong Li looked contemptuous.

Du Jiaoyang blinked, not knowing why.

Could it be... scientific fortune-telling?

"Master, how did you do it?" Du Jiaoyang humbly asked for advice.

Chong Li glanced at him, and Du Jiaoyang quickly brought the dirty dirty tea that he had just made.

Chong Li took a sip and continued:

"Women at this age are frowning, and most of them are troubled by major marriages. You can search her information with a special mobile phone, and there are photos of her and her boyfriend on the Internet."

"From the information network of the special department, you can see all the information about that man, including who went to the hospital, who opened a room, and where he often spends."

"The blue bar is where he often goes, especially on weekends, he will definitely check in because there are special programs."

Du Jiaoyang was curious: "Special program? What special program?"

Chong Li raised his eyes and smiled slightly: "A special program that will make your eyes rot."