apprentice earth god

A familiar feeling rushed towards him, and Du Jiaoyang froze in place.

This, this is the Great God? !

Du Jiaoyang felt his scalp tingling, his hands reacted the fastest, and he was about to close the heavy wooden door with a single force.

The strong desire to survive stopped this dangerous movement when he was halfway closed, but the face of the person in front of him was already as dark as ink.

Yaoshou oh, this is God is going to kill me!

"Hello, little land, do you remember me?"

A small head popped out from behind the Great God, with a sweet smile on his chubby face, extremely cute.

If it weren't for the current situation, Du Jiaoyang couldn't help rubbing his little face.

"Master, Xiaolong, why are you here! Why don't you tell me in advance, so that I can be ready to welcome you."

"I will open the door for you now."

Du Jiaoyang's mind turned rapidly, and he quickly opened the entire door.

The gates of the Earth Temple are very large, and there is a small door opened in one door. Du Jiaoyang opened a small door just now.

In order to open the door and cover the small door, it can still be explained.

Only then did Chong Li's complexion gradually improve, with a sarcasm at the corner of his mouth.

"Aren't you eager to see me, my deity is here now."

Yaoshou, you really shouldn't be too arrogant.

Du Jiaoyang smiled dryly: "It is my honor to have you here, and my land temple is full of brilliance because of your presence."

Xiaolong giggled and said, "Little Earth, you are so funny. You speak respectfully, and your expression looks like you are going to kill someone."

Du Jiaoyang's face froze, Xiaolong, do I have any grudge against you!

Also, his acting skills have dropped to this point?

Chong Li snorted softly, ignored him and walked in directly through the door.

Xiaolong also jumped into the earth temple, and behind him was a cool beauty with a graceful figure and an extremely beautiful face.

Du Jiaoyang was startled, who is this?

The beauty nodded slightly towards him, and she seemed to be no stranger to him.

"You are a big dragon?" Du Jiaoyang was startled.

Dalong and Xiaolong have completely opposite personalities, Xiaolong chatters a lot, Dalong is very silent and never makes a sound, only occasionally responding with text, which is also very simple and to the point, especially cold.

Du Jiaoyang had always thought that he was a silent elder brother, but he never expected that he would be a beautiful woman, the kind with top-notch looks in the entertainment industry.

"Hey--"

Du Jiaoyang's collar was gently pulled back, and he fell towards the great god who was walking in the front. When he looked up, he saw his eyes full of displeasure.

"lead the way."

Du Jiaoyang came back to his senses and quickly led them to the back hall.

When Wang Suqin heard the movement, she also came out of the room, and when she saw Chongli and his party, she froze in place.

These guys are so pretty!

"Aunt Wang, they are my friends."

"Oh, oh, I, I'll make tea for you." Wang Suqin was a little dizzy from the impact of this heaven-defying appearance.

Du Jiaoyang thought for a while and said, "Aunt Wang, do you still have the burnt grass jelly you made today? Please help me make three cups of burnt jelly grass milk tea."

"Five cups!" Xiaolong hurriedly jumped in front of Wang Suqin, stretching out his fleshy palm, "Auntie, I want five cups, super big ones!"

Wang Suqin's heart almost melted when she saw Xiaolong who looked like a New Year's doll.

"Okay, okay, Auntie... No, grandma should make fresh milk for you!"

Xiaolong nodded fiercely, his eyes were shining brightly, making people wish to put all the good things in front of him.

"You should be called Auntie. How can you be called Grandma when you are so young?" Xiaolong tilted his head, fluttered his big eyes, and looked innocent and cute.

Wang Suqin smiled so hard that she couldn't see her teeth: "Auntie will do it for you now!"

"Auntie, Xiaolong will help you." Xiaolong hopped and followed into the kitchen.

"..."

Is this the little dragon who hangs on to the sky, says that he is older than his father, and chases others every day to let everyone call him grandpa?

Du Jiaoyang felt the disillusionment of having a face-to-face meeting with netizens.

The familiar heat wave quickly drew Du Jiaoyang's attention back. Du Jiaoyang looked at the great god in front of him with mixed feelings.

He was happy that the Great God didn't disappear, but he didn't expect to kill him!

"God..."

"Where do I live?" Chong Li looked towards the residential area behind.

Du Jiaoyang was stunned, what does this mean? !

Chong Li glanced at him, and Du Jiaoyang was shocked.

"God, are you going to live here in the future?"

Chong Li Mie squinted: "You summoned me, you are responsible."

When did I summon you? !

Du Jiaoyang didn't dare to say anything, and didn't dare to ask anything.

"This is my room, if you don't dislike it, you can live here?" Du Jiaoyang reluctantly gave up.

Chong Li walked around the room with a cold expression, but Du Jiaoyang could tell that he was quite satisfied.

"What about me?" A cold voice sounded.

It was the first time Du Jiaoyang heard Dalong's voice, it was very pleasant to hear, but it was too different from what he had in his head, which made him unable to react, and he was a little stunned.

"laugh--"

The master's familiar sneer rang in his ears, and the feeling of the live version was completely different from that heard over thousands of miles.

Du Jiaoyang came back to his senses, and quickly pointed to the empty room beside him.

"There's another room here."

As a result, the five rooms in the temple were all fully arranged, and Du Jiaoyang felt a little worried.

He can share a room with Lao Zhou, but Xiaolong would like to share a room with Dalong?

I thought there were a lot of empty rooms here before, but I didn't expect that there would be enough rooms so soon.

Wang Suqin's movements were quick, and the milk tea was made very quickly, and Xiaolong brought it out very actively.

"Master, master! The milk tea is ready! It's the same as what we saw on the computer, it's super good!"

Wang Suqin followed behind, and originally wanted to bring over the heavy milk tea and serve it herself, but when she heard this sentence, she stopped where she was.

Wang Suqin suddenly realized, it's no wonder that these people's looks are so heaven-defying, they are not ordinary people.

She took back the steps she had just stepped out, and retreated silently.

"Master, this cup has a lot of ingredients, and it's specially made for you." Xiaolong thoughtfully put a large amount of burnt grass jelly milk tea in front of Chongli.

Chong Li looked at another bowl with the same ingredients, and Xiaolong blushed:

"Aunt Wang made this bowl specially for me. Master, do you want to eat it too?"

That's what he said, but there was obvious reluctance in his eyes.

"Eat yours."

Chong Li withdrew his gaze, and began to eat slowly, which was completely inconsistent with the speed at which the milk tea disappeared.

At this time, two snakes came out of Chong Li's hair, and Du Jiaoyang secretly pinched his thigh to prevent himself from running away in embarrassment.

He was most afraid of creatures like snakes, especially since the two snakes were extremely poisonous no matter how they looked.

Chong Li glanced at him, snorted, but didn't say anything.

Two snakes climbed onto the table along Chong Li's shoulders, and their two big heads got into the milk tea quilt, and quickly finished the milk tea and the ingredients of burning fairy grass inside.

Before Du Jiaoyang had time to reach out for his own glass, the three of them and two snakes finished their own glass, and all their eyes were on the remaining glass.

Only Chong Li turned his attention to Du Jiaoyang, and Du Jiaoyang said very tactfully:

"Master, you should also drink this bowl, I won't be able to sleep if I drink this at night."

Chong Li's expression softened a lot, and he bluntly wiped out the remaining cup, still unsatisfied.

Du Jiaoyang felt the scorching gaze cast on him, and quickly promised:

"If you like it, I'll go buy some more ingredients tomorrow. Or I'll take you out to drink? There are many shops that we can't make."

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became very uncomfortable.

???

What's going on here?

Du Jiaoyang was at a loss.

Chong Li glanced at him, his face worried: "Your land temple is not strong enough."

Du Jiaoyang instantly understood something: "Can't you leave the Earth Temple?"

"Temporarily." Chong Li emphasized emphatically.

"As long as the incense here is strong enough, you won't be restricted?"

Chong Li: "Not too stupid."

"So you are able to come here because my merits and incense have reached the standard?" Du Jiaoyang made inferences.

Before, he and Du Quanfu had guessed that he would hook up with Chong Li, probably because the heavens wanted to share merits and virtues, and restore vitality to those great gods who were damaged after the war.

It can also allow the new god to get guidance, killing two birds with one stone.

Chong Li was noncommittal.

Du Jiaoyang understood it, and thought to himself that the previous wrong judgment really hurt him. If he had known that the Great God could return to the human world, he would not be so arrogant.

But at the moment, it seems that the Great God is not too angry, so he shouldn't be looking for him to settle the score, right?

"Are you ready?"

The Great God suddenly said this, but Du Jiaoyang didn't react for a moment.

"what?"

Chong Li raised his eyebrows, Du Jiaoyang reacted instantly.

The Great God is still the same Great God, who can chase people to the ends of the earth even if he is robbed of a blade of grass in the game.

He came all the way from thousands of miles just to offend him a little.

Du Jiaoyang really wanted to wear it back and wake up the self at that time.

"Master, I was wrong!" Du Jiaoyang was very spineless, "I will take you to the top right now! If I don't take you to the king, I will never leave the computer!"

Chong Li played with his fingers and said casually: "The future will be long."

Du Jiaoyang breathed a sigh of relief, does this mean to torture slowly?

"Master, have you worked hard all the way here? Would you like something to eat? Although the food I bought online for you tastes pretty good, it's far worse than the ones made on site."

Du Jiaoyang actively made up for the mistakes and provided very considerate service.

Chong Li didn't say anything, but Du Jiaoyang could see from his eyes that the other party answered in the affirmative.

In the past, Du Jiaoyang could guess what Chong Li was thinking only by relying on his voice and sixth sense, but now it was easier to figure out what was going on face to face.

"Master, please wait for a while. I will ask Aunt Wang to prepare. The home-cooked dishes she cooks are very delicious. I will make boiled Henggong fish slices for you later. Have you ever eaten such a taste? Aunt Wang It tastes really good.”

Xiaolong's eyes lit up: "Master, I'll help!"

"No, no, I'll just go and help Aunt Wang." Du Jiaoyang said as he was about to go into the kitchen.

According to his speculation about the speed of online food shopping for them in the past, Aunt Wang may not be able to make a suitable amount for them in a short period of time by herself.

"Come back." Chong Li called to stop the two of them.

When he opened and closed his hands, an unknown animal's meat leg as big as a cow's leg appeared, and he threw it to Xiaolong.

Xiaolong excitedly ran into the kitchen carrying the meat leg of an animal that was bigger than himself. The big dragon saluted Chong Li, and also received the unknown animal meat leg that the great god had turned into, and walked slowly into the kitchen.

Chong Li hooked his fingers towards Du Jiaoyang again, and pointed to the stool beside him.

Du Jiaoyang sat down calmly and glanced into the kitchen from time to time.

Chong Li was displeased: "Is it so unhappy to be with me?"

"No, I'm just thinking about whether I need my help later. You have come all the way here, and you have to do it yourself. Aren't I embarrassed?"

Du Jiaoyang's words were not completely false. It always felt inappropriate for a host to sit here and let the guests go busy.

"Then get used to it." Chong Li said domineeringly.

Du Jiaoyang sneered, and from what he said, the Great Master probably had to stay for a long time.

What is God coming here for?It can't be just to teach him a lesson, can it?This is too much work.

Considering the usual performance of the Great God, this is not impossible.

At this time, Du Jiaoyang still felt it was amazing that he had just met with netizens like this?

After calming down, Du Jiaoyang's excitement was far greater than his uneasiness, and the gloom caused by the disappearance of the great god all disappeared.

No matter what, it's good that the Great God hasn't disappeared.

The aroma gradually wafted from the kitchen, Du Jiaoyang was obviously full and felt hungry again when he smelled this smell.

He swallowed his saliva: "Great God, can I have some?"

Chong Li looked at him sarcastically: "When you confronted me before, you didn't have such a trembling attitude."

When Du Jiaoyang heard this, he calmly went to make himself a bowl of white rice.

Seeing the very handsome Chong Li holding a bowl the size of a washbasin, eating spicy pork slices with relish, Du Jiaoyang was a little dazed, feeling very unreal.

I have always known that the Great God is very down-to-earth, but seeing such a beautiful and bright person is so down-to-earth, it is a little difficult to adapt for a while.

"Why don't you eat?" Chong Li felt his gaze and frowned slightly, "You don't like this?"

Du Jiaoyang quickly looked away, took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

He suddenly opened his eyes wide: "This meat tastes really good!"

Second reaction——

"Fuck, why is it so hot!"

Du Jiaoyang jumped up from his chair, looked at the three people and two snakes eating calmly on the table, and felt that they were not human at all...

Well, well, they really aren't human.

With a look of contempt on Chong Li's face, he lightly hooked his finger to the cup in front of Du Jiaoyang, and the cup fell into his hand.

Shaking slowly, it turned into a weird green.

"Drink it."

Du Jiaoyang was in a hurry to find the hot water solution, so he drank most of it in one gulp without paying attention, and immediately felt refreshed, and his mouth no longer had that irritating feeling.

It's just that when he came back to his senses and saw the strangely colored water, his expression changed.

"Thank you."

"You are too weak." Chong Li scorned, "You try again."

Du Jiaoyang took another sip, hey, it didn't feel so spicy anymore, he only felt the perfect combination of spiciness and ingredients.

Just waiting for him to look at the dishes on the table, most of them were emptied in just a short while.

Du Jiaoyang waved his chopsticks and unceremoniously joined the battle.

There is no such thing as politeness at the dinner table.

"It tastes great too."

Du Jiaoyang had endless aftertaste. He thought that the taste of Henggong fish was already very good, but he didn't expect that there was such delicious meat.

"With me here, you can eat."

Chong Li raised his chin slightly, the meaning of these words is obvious.

"Great God, even if you don't bring these foods, I'm very honored to have you here."

Du Jiaoyang willingly offered his rainbow fart.

"Good night, God."

When going to bed, Du Jiaoyang walked to Lao Zhou's room very consciously, but was carried back by Chong Li.

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going to bed. Didn't you say that I don't need to accompany you to book today?"

Chong Li looked disgusted: "You actually like sleeping with an old ghost?"

???

What kind of nonsense is this.

"There are only so many rooms in this room, just leave this room empty."

Lao Zhou also has his own independent room, but it is basically used for playing games.

He stayed behind closed doors tonight, not as active as usual at all.

Not only him, even Wu Hongfei also closed the door tightly.

Chong Li: "I am very merciful, and I grant you a room with me."

"No, no need."

Du Jiaoyang quickly waved his hand to refuse, thinking of the scene of being woken up by the heat one day.

"Why, you still like to sleep with that old ghost?" Chong Li's words were full of threats.

With a sound of 'click—', Du Jiaoyang heard the sound of Lao Zhou's room door lock.

This is...the door was locked?

You dare not come out all night, and now you have locked the door?

"..."

Du Jiaoyang finally went back to his room with Chong Li. If it wasn't for Chong Li's jealousy, this room was actually more suitable for two people to sleep in.

He took out the quilt from the cabinet and prepared to spread it on the floor.

"what are you going to do?"

"Make a bed on the floor, there's only one bed here."

Chong Li looked him up and down: "Can you occupy half of the bed by yourself?"

"what?"

Du Jiaoyang was stunned. What the Great God meant...to sleep together?

Chong Li glanced at the floor bunk, and lay down on the bed without another breath.

Du Jiaoyang finally paved the floor. He has always disliked being too close, even if this person is not a human but a god.

"God, I want to ask you a question."

In the darkness, Du Jiaoyang couldn't help but speak.

He never thought of asking his father this question before, but now that the great god is sleeping with him obediently, he remembered this question

"Say."

"You are a god, do you also need to sleep?"

"This is the world. I am a human being now, and it is better for me to survive by following the rules of the world."

I see that when you use your divine power, why didn't you pay attention to this?

Du Jiaoyang complained silently.

In his sleep, Du Jiaoyang felt that his whole body was very hot, as if he was close to a fire source.

He wanted to break free, but he couldn't move at all, as if he was tied up with a matchlock.

"hot……"

Du Jiaoyang opened his mouth impatiently, and gradually the fire source gradually cooled down until it reached a suitable temperature.

At this moment, he stopped struggling and fell into a deep sleep.

When Du Jiaoyang opened his eyes the next day, he saw the bed he made last night not far in front of him.

Ok? !

He woke up instantly, and found that he was holding an arm in his arms, and behind him was a big heater.

what's the situation? !

Du Jiaoyang sat up violently, hit his head against a hard object, and gasped.

"If I wasn't a god, I would be stunned by your iron head now." A familiar mocking voice appeared behind him.

Du Jiaoyang was terrified: "Oh my god, why am I here?"

Chong Li squinted: "Then you have to ask yourself, you climbed up by yourself last night."

"Isn't it? I don't know at all!"

"Or I carried you up?" Chong Li snorted.

This is even more impossible.

Du Jiaoyang found it incredible: "You didn't kick me out of bed?"

"Because I am a god, magnanimous and generous."

Du Jiaoyang was still confused until he went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face. Did he fall in love with the bed so much?

With a wave of Chong Li, he changed into a new set of clothes, feeling refreshed.

Seeing this, Du Jiaoyang was extremely envious: "Master, can I learn this skill?"

"Will I be able to enter the top five in the Chicken World Competition?"

"Uh……"

"I can and you can, I can't and you can't either." Chong Li walked out of the bedroom calmly.

During breakfast, Chong Li and his party showed off their amazing appetite again.

Obviously they are all immortals, and they have already bigu, but they are not ambiguous at all when they eat.

Wang Suqin pulled Du Jiaoyang over in private: "Yangyang, most of the things in our kitchen were emptied yesterday, and for some reason, they were all replenished today."

Du Jiaoyang looked in Chong Li's direction: "It's okay, we'll be fine if we eat it, those are good things."

After hearing this, Wang Suqin, who had eaten Henggong fish, was completely relieved.

After yesterday's lesson, Du Jiaoyang blocked the back hall and put up a sign that tourists are not allowed to enter.

Chong Li saw it coming over and asked, "What do you do with this?"

Du Jiaoyang: "There are more and more pilgrims now, and there are always some people who don't know the situation and rush back. This is our private area, and I don't want anyone to come in."

Yesterday, no one moved anything, but it would be hard to say if there were more people in the future, uncivilized tourists can be found everywhere.

"Your handwriting is too ugly!" Chong Li was disgusted when he saw the words on it.

Du Jiaoyang thought of the master's good handwriting, and scratched his head in embarrassment, not daring to say that he had practiced calligraphy.

Chong Li snorted, went to the study and took out the pen and paper, with a wave of his hand, he wrote a few large characters on a piece of paper.

"What a beautiful word!"

Du Jiaoyang was amazed. It's too wasteful to use this word to post a warning. This is a work of art!

"Master, if you sell calligraphy, you will definitely make a lot of money!"

"It's just a few words." Chong Li was very proud, but Du Jiaoyang could hear the pride and showing off in the words.

In the end, Du Jiaoyang framed these words and stood them in the courtyard.

"This should be okay?"

Du Jiaoyang shook his head: "Nowadays people don't have that much awe of the gods, but when there are more people in the future, there will always be a few people who don't know each other."

"It's not easy."

With a wave of Chong Li's hand, he saw several giant pythons coiled on the pillars in the back hall. They looked very docile, but no one dared to provoke them easily.

Du Jiaoyang took a deep breath: "My God, you are trying to scare people to death!"

"It's really useless." Chong Li rolled his eyes at him.

"It's innate, there's nothing I can do about it." Du Jiaoyang wanted to cry but had no tears.

Chong Li nodded Du Jiaoyang's forehead lightly with his fingers: "Look again."

"Huh? How did it become a ribbon?!"

"It's a blindfold."

Du Jiaoyang breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine if it's not a real snake."

Chong Li paused: "It's okay if you think so."

Du Jiaoyang has always turned a blind eye to the ribbon, and every time others see him walking past with a calm face, they will look in admiration, which makes him feel very proud.

Until one time when he walked over, he touched the moving ribbon with an itchy hand.

The ribbon was wrapped around his body along his hands, Du Jiaoyang suddenly felt something was wrong.

"My God, why do I feel that my neck is cold and a little heavy?"

The corners of Chong Li's mouth twitched slightly: "I said it, it's a blindfold."

???

Du Jiaoyang said with difficulty: "You mean, this is a real snake, but it's just a ribbon in my eyes?!"

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