apprentice earth god

In the early morning, Du Jiaoyang once again got up from the bed he had chosen for a long time, and looked helplessly at the floor in front of him.

"I'm addicted to climbing the bed?"

Du Jiaoyang didn't realize that he still had the habit of sleepwalking after growing up.

"Master, why don't I sleep in the study?"

Du Jiaoyang was so ashamed that he didn't dare to look directly into the mocking eyes of the Great God.

"No, you are the master, I can't drive you away." Chong Li was very reasonable.

"But……"

Chong Li squinted: "You despise me?"

"How could it be!" Du Jiaoyang quickly denied, this is really not flattery.

He prefers to be alone, but it doesn't mean he can't bear to sleep with others. When he went out for activities before, he didn't have any good activities, and he always squeezed with everyone.

And maybe the Great God has immortal energy in him, Du Jiaoyang felt that it would be very comfortable to sleep in the same bed with the Great God, and he would be very energetic the next day.

Now it's winter, the weather is very cold at night, and it's still cold in the mountains. When I sleep at night, my feet can't be warmed for a long time.

I turned on the air conditioner and felt too dry. With the presence of a master, I didn't have such troubles at all.

It was a little hot at first, but now it is getting more and more comfortable, and the temperature is just right.

"Aren't I afraid to disturb you too much?"

"It's okay."

Du Jiaoyang still felt bad, and it wasn't that there was no room. It was completely unnecessary for two big men to sleep together.

"Why don't you tie me up at night? That way I won't climb out of bed!"

Chong Li turned over and got up directly: "You should just put the floor away."

Du Jiaoyang looked at the back of the Great God who left in a cool way, and wondered in his heart, the Great God is so generous?Wouldn't it be awkward to share a bed with him?

A conjecture flashed through Du Jiaoyang's mind, but he thought it was too absurd and quickly put it behind him.

Du Jiaoyang put on his sportswear and prepared to start his morning run.

He wanted to be an actor before, so he has always been very self-disciplined.Get up early and go to bed early every day, keep exercising, and have a planned diet.

Even though he left the showbiz now and has a demigod physique, he still hasn't given up on this habit.

After Du Jiaoyang finished warming up, he was about to go out when he was stopped by the Almighty.

"Together."

Du Jiaoyang's eyes widened: "Master, you are already a god, why don't you go for a morning run?"

Chong Li raised his hand, and his clothes changed into sportswear.

"This is the mortal world, not the God Realm."

"It means that when you are in the mortal world, your physical fitness will also decrease a lot?"

"Otherwise it's like using a mobile phone that costs hundreds of dollars to forcefully run the chicken-eating end game."

"Great God, your metaphors are becoming more and more modern now."

Du Jiaoyang was full of admiration, and couldn't help saying: "But these two systems are not compatible..."

Chong Li squinted at him: "Go to the construction site tomorrow, you are needed there."

"Master, you are becoming more and more fashionable." Du Jiaoyang laughed.

The two ran out of the earth temple, and saw a group of ghosts guarding the pond, making fish food there.

People can't eat food made by ghosts, but Henggong fish doesn't have this taboo.

The automatic fish food fetching machine is not high-tech, but it is all manual... no, ghost work.

With Henggong fish there, ghosts can also appear in the crowd without being afraid of being damaged, and not afraid of their own yin energy invading the human body.

However, those who do not follow the rules cannot guarantee that there will be no headaches.

After running for a while, the two discovered that someone had climbed the mountain and jogged here just after dawn.

These people should live in a nearby resort, and they came here to exercise after feeling the goodness here.

When those people saw Chong Li, they all froze in place.

Du Jiaoyang was also very handsome, and he was one of the best in the entertainment circle, but he was definitely not as eye-catching as Chong Li.

Too handsome to be human, this sentence flashed in the minds of passers-by.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have imagined that a person could look so good-looking.

"Ouch--"

Some people were patronizing and didn't care about the road ahead, so they directly hit the tree trunk.

"Pfft." Du Jiaoyang couldn't help laughing, and joked:

"I have been praised for my good looks since I was a child, but I have never been treated like you. Even men are so surprised when they see you. God, you are so charming."

Chong Li was very calm, not as snarky as usual.

"If you showed your true body, they would have already knelt down by now."

After running around, Du Jiaoyang was about to go back to wash up and have breakfast when he was stopped by Chong Li again.

"From today onwards, I will teach you how to move."

Du Jiaoyang rubbed his hungry stomach, God, do you really want to teach me, or punish me for molesting me just now?

Soon Du Jiaoyang understood that the Great God was for real.

The movements taught were not complicated, more like stretching exercises, but after doing a set, Du Jiaoyang felt extremely comfortable and his abdomen was warm.

"Great God, what kind of body technique is this?"

"You can call it whatever you like."

Du Jiaoyang: "Is it so casual?"

"Just be useful."

"Then can I ask if there are any specific benefits after practicing?"

"Strengthen your body, make you more solid, and not afraid of any impact."

Du Jiaoyang didn't know why he always felt that these words were weird?

But anyway, it's always good to be healthy.

Now the aura is thin, not to mention his demigod, even the real god's physique is much weaker than the legend.

It's too heaven-defying, and the world can't bear it.

After that great war, the spiritual energy in the world was thin, and it was difficult to cultivate great power.

In this way, it is extremely easy to be invaded by evil spirits from the outside world. In order to avoid another life, they not only set their own boundaries, but also restricted the human world.

However, with the development of human society, the ceiling of this limitation will become higher and higher.

Du Jiaoyang knew that his current strength was far from enough, and he had to cherish it if someone could lead him to practice.

On weekdays, there are still many people coming to the Earth Temple to burn incense, and many people are attracted by the Henggong fish.

Every day, the Earth Temple will give a limited amount of Henggong fish meat and fish soup, and people who have eaten or heard of it have rushed over.

As long as you have eaten it, you know it is good.I didn't eat it, but I wanted to taste it when I smelled it.

But now each portion is very small, a piece of fish as thick as a little finger and a small bowl of soup, not like eating a big piece before.

Not only because there are not enough people, but also because the reaction is too fast after eating too much.

It was introduced by acquaintances before, so everyone knew what was going on, so they wouldn't suspect anything.

But now if a large group of people have diarrhea, it is easy to explain it unclearly.

The effect is too strong and obvious, and it is easy to cause unnecessary trouble.

"Why did you come so early? Didn't everyone say that the official start will be at 12 noon?"

Du Jiaoyang looked at his watch, it was not yet nine o'clock, he just had breakfast not long ago.

"Aren't we afraid that we won't be able to eat it! I didn't eat it last time, and it happened to be my turn. It made me hungry for a long time." The man couldn't help swallowing.

"The fish is not only delicious, but my acne is much better the next day after eating it!"

"I usually suffer from insomnia, but I slept well that night after eating."

"..."

At the beginning, everyone didn't realize that it was the fish's credit. Later, when we chatted with friends or family members who came with us, we found that everyone's condition has improved.

And those who entered the earth temple together, but did not eat fish, did not change much.

When they finished eating the fish, they really felt much refreshed, so they were sure that it must be the credit of the fish.

It's just a pity that this fish is only given away and not sold, which makes everyone very embarrassed, so they can only come early and queue up.

"This red fish does have the effect of detoxifying and clearing the air, but if you want to have a better effect, you still need to pay attention to exercise."

Du Jiaoyang didn't want to give everyone the illusion that eating something, even delicious food, could achieve the effect of strengthening the body.

This will only make people more lazy and opportunistic, which is contrary to the original intention.

Seeing that more and more people came to eat fish, Du Jiaoyang wrote down the number, and after the distribution was over, he put up a sign at the door, indicating that the gift had been finished and there was no need to wait in line.

The later people were extremely disappointed, but even so, many people still did not go down the mountain.

"Little land, I saw a scalper at the door." Xiaolong ran to Du Jiaoyang to complain.

Du Jiaoyang was shocked, his land temple had only been popular for a few days, yet there were scalpers.

The Earth Temple is only just becoming popular at the moment, so many people come here admiringly, and it will only spread more in the future.

Du Jiaoyang felt that it was not an option to go on like this. The production of Henggong fish was limited, no matter how many fish were split, the new ones added the next day would always be the same number.

Because only the first one can split, other fish do not have this ability.

Therefore, it must be rationed every day, otherwise there will be no supply.

Another very important point is that Du Jiaoyang didn't want to distribute it to everyone for free.

Du Jiaoyang felt that some people who were not worthy of virtue were a waste of resources.

"God, do you have a way to tell the difference?"

Chong Li: "Open the eyes of the sky and see the merits."

"Great God, please teach me!" Du Jiaoyang squeezed Chong Li's neck and back in a very doggy manner.

"It depends on your own accumulation of merit. Even if you are not capable enough to see, you can only see people who are treacherous, evil and good."

Chong Li accepted his hospitality frankly, and enjoyed it while downloading the dungeon.

"Most people are just ordinary people, and there are not many big villains. It's not easy for you to tell the difference at first."

Du Jiaoyang was disappointed, and stopped his hands: "Then what should we do?"

There are some people who are not up to the point of treachery and evil, but their virtues are flawed. Du Jiaoyang feels that they are not worthy of good things.

"You're so utilitarian, you'll just throw it away if you don't need it." Chong Li said angrily.

Du Jiaoyang hurriedly continued to press him, and Chong Li waved his hand: "Forget it, with your strength, I don't think it would be easy to tickle me."

"Well, take it."

Chong Li threw Du Jiaoyang a wooden box the size of two palms.

Du Jiaoyang opened it, is it empty?

"God, what is this?"

"High-end technology in the God Realm."

"???"

Chong Li calmly explained: "You put ping pong balls of different colors in it, and if you catch a certain color, you are eligible to eat fish, and if you can't catch it, you will be pulled down."

God-like high-end technology!

"Master, are you kidding me?" Du Jiaoyang was speechless.

"Resign yourself to fate, isn't this high-end enough?"

Du Jiaoyang silently gave his middle finger to him, but he still used it.

Until one time, the ping pong ball someone took out of the box turned out to be broken.

Dalong, who had been very quiet all this time, suddenly appeared and overwhelmed the man to the ground. After investigation, the man turned out to be a fugitive.

Only then did Du Jiaoyang know that this box is really a high-end technology of the God Realm.

On Saturday night, on the well-known Red Ding forum in China, there was a very popular post.

The poster's posting name is very straightforward - "Warning! My best friend was almost cheated into marriage by a prodigal gay!"

Red Ding Forum is a famous women's forum. When they saw this sentence, everyone couldn't help but click in to see what was going on.

Now more and more people are no longer shying away from their sexuality, especially the rise of danmei works, let more people know that there is such a group, and feel that they are not far away from them.

The trend of the Red Ding Forum is to advocate women's independence and protect women's rights. When I saw such a post, the title almost exploded.

When I went in and saw the landlord's description, I was even more angry.

In the main building, it was clearly stated that her best friend met a cheating gay on a blind date, and she felt something was wrong at first, but she had never been in contact with it, so she didn't think about it.

Later, under the reminder of others, they went to a bar and found that the man was indeed gay.

"My girlfriend saw that scumbag as soon as she entered, hehe, that scumbag is flirting with another man."

"I usually pretend to be a gentleman, very conservative and traditional, but it's not like that at all, it's just that different objects behave differently!"

"Under the crowd, the man's hand stretched directly into another person's pants, um, he squatted down in the middle, what are you doing, you think [smile]."

"It's exciting enough, and then another man walked over, and that scum kissed another man. [Manual goodbye]"

"In order to ensure safety that day, I also called two buddies who had learned martial arts, but the two of them were accosted."

"My two straight male buddies are very loyal and helped my girlfriend find out about that scumbag. The person who picked up the conversation said that the scumbag is quite famous in the circle, has a lot of fun, often has sex with people, and even has sex sick."

"Let's guess what the disease is, hehe, it's right that it starts with the letter a. Now that I'm getting married, I'm going to find a woman to marry to cover up my sexuality. When I was dating my best friend, I didn't mention a word at all. Sexuality is still a disease!

Really, when I knew it, I really wanted to run in and maim that scum!What the hell, who would harm other good girls even if he was indiscreet! "

"Do you think it's over? It's not. My best friend proposed to break up that night, but that person didn't reply. He called back in a hurry the next day. I don't know what I was up to all night."

"My best friend is also a good character, when she was cheated and broke up like this, she didn't say anything about it, she just said it was inappropriate.

But that scumbag kept swearing, which made my best friend very ugly. For details, you can go to see the gay swearing on the Internet.

My girlfriend couldn't bear it anymore, so she just said it, saying that you like men, why are we together?In the end, not only was that scumbag not ashamed, he even blamed my best friend for violating his privacy, saying that she discriminated against homosexuals! "

"Honestly speaking, I'm actually a rotten girl. I especially like reading BL novels and comics. I also have gay friends. There is no discrimination against homosexuality. I support their personal choices.

But this time I was really sick, and at first thought maybe that person wasn't that bad.

It was only because of family pressure that he had no choice but to get married. In fact, he didn't want this in his heart. It was the pressure of society that forced him to compromise.

Although this is also a fraudulent marriage, and it is also unforgivable, it can be regarded as a reason that makes people relatively less uncomfortable.

As a result, hehe!

I advise sisters to keep their eyes open and see clearly in the future. If it weren't for my best friend's fate, it would be over now! "

The main building is very long, and it is only posted after explaining the cause and effect of the whole incident. Many people were a little impatient when they saw so many words at first, but they were quickly attracted by the content, and a raging fire ignited in their chests.

"This is too disgusting! Fortunately, I found it, otherwise my life will be ruined!"

“Daily 'Kongtong'”

"Kongtong faction + ID number..."

"One thing to say, the whole family who cheated on the marriage has nothing to do with sexual orientation, it has to do with that person!"

"..."

Host: "That's right, although going to the bar has a big impact on me, I still don't agree with map guns. In addition, the disgusting person is not only this scum, you know that when my best friend's parents first knew that the other party was gay, What is your attitude?"

"Hehe, they actually said that he will get better after getting married. They don't think it's a big deal, so they don't listen to them. They really want to force my best friend to die!"

"Later, my girlfriend said that the man was sick, and his family stopped."

"My best friend's family is pretty good, and it can be regarded as the fault of ignorance. But the introducer actually said that it's no big deal. That person has been taking medicine, which is distributed for free by the state. After taking medicine, he is like an ordinary person. , and even said that it would not affect the childbirth!"

Everyone in the main building was blown up when they saw it, but they were even more angry when they heard these words.

"Some matchmakers are really, aren't they afraid that their tongues will be cut off? It's not that their own daughters don't know how to feel sorry for them. They can make flowers even if they are fire pits. If you don't marry, you will lose a lot!"

"My parents are also like this. As long as I can get married, it doesn't matter if the other party is a cat or a dog."

"I live a good life alone, and I have a good career, but everyone says that if I am not married, I am an incomplete woman. Hehe, I can fuck you."

"I earn [-] yuan a month, and after getting married, I earn [-] yuan a month. I sympathize with those who give birth to boys after two miscarriages. They say that although I earn a lot, I am unhappy, and women still have to have a home. I said I was happy, and she said I wasn't really happy [smiling]."

"..."

Someone in the middle was focusing on other places, asking the host how her best friend knew about the man's situation, and even killed him in the bar, such a precise attack.

Some passers-by replied and speculated that gay friends had seen each other in gay bars, or other reasons.

At the beginning, no one paid too much attention to this point, and more people were cursing cheating marriages, telling the misery of the same wife, asking for identification of their husbands, or complaining about their experiences of being forced into marriages, etc.

Until the landlord replied, many people's attention was drawn.

The host: "I told you that you probably don't believe it. It's a very metaphysical thing. My best friend has been vaguely aware of something, but she's never been sure. After all, she didn't know about it before, and she didn't browse the Internet much.

Later, I accompanied her to a temple. When she asked for a lottery there, the people in the temple explained it, and the time and place were also given by the master. "

Passerby A: "What the hell? Landlord, have you been hacked?"

"Lord, your nonsense will make me suspect that what you said in the main building is all false."

"If you say you can calculate it, I believe it, but there are times and places, this is too fake."

Landlord: "If I tell lies, curse me to marry the rotten gay in the main building. It's unbelievable, but it's true."

"The landlord made such a poisonous oath, I actually believe it a little bit."

"Maybe there is no such homosexuality, are they all made up by the landlord?"

"The host is an old vest, and his speech is quite reliable. If his account has not been hacked, maybe it is...really?"

"But pull it down, if it's true, I'll swallow my keyboard!"

"..."

Most people in the post did not believe in such a metaphysical thing, and some people asked the host to post the address of the temple.

The poster was reluctant at first, but then everyone kept saying she was talking nonsense, saying that her entire post was green, and she only posted it to prove herself.

"This earth temple is really different. I can swear by my whole family that everything I say is true. If you go there, you will know.

It is recommended that you go there around twelve o'clock. At that time, there will be free fish and fish soup. If you are lucky enough to drink it, it is really, absolutely amazing! "

"There's an inside smell. After talking for a long time, it turned out to be an advertisement! Has the temple started to be so coquettish and soft?"

"The two most expensive words in the world are free."

"..."

The landlord continued to explain, saying that she wanted to prove the specialness of this earth temple, but the more she said, the more no one believed it.

The post was originally popular, but because of such an episode, it became even hotter, and some people started to crack down on counterfeiting.

There are also some homosexuals haunting the Red Ding Forum, and many of them are like scum.

Seeing that this wind direction is also stirring up water to whitewash their entire group, I feel that the host is deliberately making up stories to discredit this group.

Pinching is always easier to increase the popularity of the post, which makes the post more and more popular, and the host will be pinched even if he appears, and he will be pinched if he doesn't appear.

In the end, the whole post was completely crooked, and it had nothing to do with what was said at the beginning.

Some people even found the picture of the temple on the Internet, including the photo of Du Jiaoyang.

The Red Ding website is a national website, and the traffic of the local forum in Haicheng is not at the same level.

Especially since this post was so easy for people to click on at the beginning, everyone was very indignant about this trend, and felt that they had been deceived, so they began to pick their skins, wanting to know who is behind the hype sex.

The ability of netizens is powerful, and they quickly turned all kinds of information about the Earth Temple upside down.

Zhengyi passer-by: "Hehe, I thought it was for tourism promotion and checking in scenic spots, but now I know that some [-]th line people want to make their debut, and they are secretly working hard here."

"What do you mean by upstairs? Why is it related to the entertainment industry? This post is too awesome, and the range of this leap is too great!"

Zhengyi passer-by posted a photo of Du Jiaoyang and Yang Yihong taken together a long time ago.

Yang Yihong is developing pretty well now, because a variety show has made the popularity much higher. It is no longer a small transparency on the [-]th line, barely squeezed into the third and fourth line, and it is still rising.

Therefore, there are many fans of Yang Yihong in the post, and it reminds me that the people in the photos are so familiar.

Soon everyone discovered that Du Jiaoyang was not an amateur, he had also acted in TV dramas and signed with a brokerage company before!

What kind of immortals in the earth temple, haha, they are all just personal hype shows!

When everyone saw this photo, there was an uproar.

The 180 line that came out of nowhere used such a disgusting method to hype it!Really stupid and poisonous!

Du Jiaoyang was playing a dungeon with the master, when suddenly his mind twitched, as if his head had been hit by a heavy object, and there was snowflakes in front of his eyes.

Chong Li frowned, and waved his hands to send out a tangible wave of heat, hitting Du Jiaoyang's body.

Only then did Du Jiaoyang gradually improve, and he could see what was in front of him, but his whole body was still weak.

"What is wrong with me?"

Chong Li said solemnly: "Faith can benefit you, on the contrary, if it is negative, it will bring you pain."