Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Are you so surprised to see brother?

In the recent period, the relationship between Carlos and Warren has really improved rapidly, and the two are in the sweetest period of their relationship development.

Its most important expression is...

For example, when cutting Logan's birthday cake, these two guys are all ready to move, spread their wings 'struggle', trying to fight for the biggest and most.The former is naturally for himself to eat, while the latter will definitely offer offerings on his own initiative.

Although this behavior seems a bit silly to outsiders, it is also a bit funny.

But sometimes if you like someone, you probably just do stupid things with him!

Carlos narrowed his smiling eyes when he received the cake from Warren, and from time to time he pulled him affectionately and leaned over to whisper.

And Warren is even more like no one else, just staring at Carlos intently, that kind of atmosphere as if I only have you in my eyes, it is a bit of a world by itself, making the people around you extremely redundant.

This directly led to the fact that most people in the room could more or less see the relationship between the two of them, which was a bit unusual.

But what I have to say is that Warren's image has always been relatively successful, precocious, sensible, and reliable.

In X Academy, except for most of the well-behaved girls, and Cyclops Scott who has been trained as a leader and has a strong sense of responsibility.

Warren and Bobby the Iceman are the most stable and reliable of the group of rebellious teenagers, or immature adolescents.

So, see this interaction.

Professor Charles, Beast Hank and other elders, out of trust in Warren, just watched silently for a while. After keeping this matter in mind, they temporarily looked away and did not intend to interfere.

As for Scott, who always paid more attention to Carlos, he suppressed it and glanced at him several times with a complicated expression.

Although he didn't stop it right away, his heart was still quite chaotic and complicated. This feeling was similar to the fact that the younger brother he watched growing up actually started dating his good friend?

Inexplicably a little bit reluctant, and...

Anger at his friend Warren, thinking he must have kidnapped the younger Carlos.

However, soon.

Scott realized that it was the right choice for Carlos to be with Warren.

Thanks to Deadpool for the next great performance.

When Deadpool suddenly jumped onto the stage wearing a wedding dress, the audience fell silent for an instant.

Logan was drinking, with an indifferent expression of 'I don't know him'.

Spider-Man Peter spewed out a sip of juice after being stimulated, it was too spicy for the eyes!

Deadpool, who was wearing a red tights, put on a gorgeous white wedding dress, decorated with all kinds of lace, and a veil on his head. It seemed that he was quite well prepared... But the problem was, he The figure is not feminine at all. Although it is not as strong as Wolverine, it is also of the strong and powerful type. Dressed like this, it has a sense of sight of King Kong Barbie.

He is holding a microphone, bouncing up and down very lively on the stage, singing a song he made up with affection like a neurotic, similar to my lover, my angel, my sweetheart, marry me, or marry me .

At first, everyone had an expression of 'this tm is sick, who should drive him away quickly'.

However, Wolverine Logan rarely kindly helped to explain (smear) a sentence: "Since Wade was experimented by Stryker, his head has been abnormal."

'Oh~!It really is sick! '

Everyone understands.

The mutants and Avengers of X Academy are generally more kind. After looking at Deadpool sympathetically, they don't care how hot his eyes are.

Normal people can't care about patients, so everyone continued to eat, drink and play happily.

At this time, Warren and Carlos did not notice the change.

Warren was feeding Carlos a piece of cake with his hands, because he found a funny thing, because Carlos was too greedy, every time he finished eating the cake, he would involuntarily lick his fingers clean, if it was If someone feeds him, he has no self-consciousness at all, and will lick the feeding finger clean like a small animal...

So Warren coaxed Carlos into agreeing to feed him.

Carlos had no objection at all, and gave the other party a very appreciative look. He felt that Warren's innate skill points were at full level in serving the gods. Priests should have ascended to heaven sooner.

The two of them got what they wished for each other, and they fed the other with a tacit understanding. At the sweet moment, Deadpool suddenly sang and sang, and jumped down from the stage. Jumped to the front of Carlos and Warren.

Warren was slightly taken aback, and then subconsciously looked up.

"I have found you at last, my love."

Deadpool continued singing and said, "You really attracted me, from the first time we met."

Carlos looked blank: "Do I know you? Uh, attract you?"

With his narcissism, he obviously wouldn't be too surprised by this, and even agreed with Deadpool's confession: "Oh, it's not unusual, many people like me. But lover?"

He looked at the other party very curiously: "Why don't I remember having you as a lover?"

Warren couldn't help but glanced at Carlos suspiciously. From a certain point of view, he didn't have much confidence in Carlos' integrity.

But at this time, even if you don't have confidence, you can't show timidity.

So, he looked at Deadpool vigilantly, grabbed Carlos and pulled him back, the feathers on those big snow-white wings were about to explode, and he swore his sovereignty very decisively: "He has a lover, you can Get out!"

For a moment, everyone couldn't help but stare sideways at him.

Although everyone guessed that there must be something between the two of them, they really didn't expect Warren to be so bold and announce the matter directly.

You know, Binghuo's pair of children are both born, but it's just that everyone agrees that they are a couple, and they haven't been officially announced yet.

Carlos was sweet in his heart and very happy.

When he thought that Warren cared so much about him, he couldn't help feeling a little elated, and wanted to show off like a peacock.

Deadpool tilted his head and thought for a while, and replied very unscrupulously: "It's okay, I support polyandry, polygamy, diverse stimulation, maybe we can become good brothers. Let's chat and talk together, Shower and rub each other's backs, and occasionally shave each other's chest and leg hair. We can also do yoga together to keep in shape, and watch romantic dramas together. By the way, do you like romantic dramas? I really like them. In all TV series and movies, brother I only like romance, last time I watched an interesting drama called..."

He recited several vulgar romance dramas, and continued: "Really, a threesome is also good, you, me, and the little blonde angel, work hard, maybe we can make a son together!"

"roll!"

Warren's face was cold, and the fire in his heart surged upwards. He resisted not doing anything, and kept trying to tell in his heart, "This is Logan's birthday party!"It's Logan's birthday party! '

But if Deadpool just let things go, he wouldn't be a Deadpool with a mind full of yellow waste.

He looked at Warren in surprise: "Don't rush to refuse, macho!"

Under Warren's angry stare, he said provocatively fast: "Really, you are not a good businessman if you refuse my product like this. Don't look at my brother now, it's a bit annoying. But after getting along for a long time, you will find brother's cute side, or act now, come to inspect the goods, try my juice, brother will make you feel good, how about it?"

The ending is already doomed.

Deadpool's cheap play, and Warren finally couldn't bear it, so the second half of Logan's birthday party must be smashed.

In fact, it wasn't just Warren who was angry.

Scott, who has always regarded Carlos as his responsibility and family, was also angry.

Originally, a Warren appeared and abducted Carlos to fall in love. He was a little upset, but he was still his brother after all. What's the matter with these psychopaths who speak yellow accents before three sentences?

"Leave, you are not welcome here."

Scott got up ahead of Warren, stood up abruptly, and said coldly.

Most of the X-Men, noticing the situation here, surrounded them one after another.

Kurt also teleported directly to Carlos' side. At this time, the former little follower actually assumed a protective posture, which was really touching.

Deadpool looked at Carlos pitifully, and said in a rambling voice, "Sweetheart, do you want to treat me like this? My brother traveled thousands of miles and crawled out of the dying hell. The only thing he cares about in this world is you, baby. Are you really not going to recognize brother? You used your soft little hand to hold brother's head before, gentle and careful...why now..."

Compared with the tense momentum of other people, Carlos himself didn't feel much.

What Deadpool said was sincere and very sympathetic.

Even if the others are doing well, Warren can hardly help but want to question Carlos, did he really do something?

Carlos himself was confused.

'Could it be that I really had a period with him? '

He thought about it, and then suggested curiously: "I really don't remember it, why don't you take off the mask? I saw your face, maybe I remembered it."

"And..." Carlos said reassuringly, "I'm not an irresponsible person. If I can remember what happened, I will treat you well!"

As soon as he said that, Warren turned blue.

Scott, who had just complained about Warren's abduction of Carlos, didn't dare to look back at Warren's face at this moment.

Deadpool ecstatically agreed again and again: "Okay, honey, baby, brother listens to you, I listen to you."

He readily pulled off the mask, revealing the disfigured face with the avocado fucked on by the avocado, with pits and bumps comparable to the surface of the moon.

Carlos, who was born with late-stage color control disease, was completely stunned, feeling a lot of visual pollution!

I have never seen anything uglier than this in my life!

'Oh my god—! ’ he screamed, put his hands over his eyes, felt himself going blind, threw himself back, and passed out.

Warren took a step away calmly, and let him fall to the ground in retaliation, feeling relieved and funny in his heart!

At this moment, when he turned his head to look at Deadpool's disfigured face, he felt inexplicably kinder.

Deadpool rubbed his chin with his hands, and was still moved in his mind: "As expected of my dear, I passed out in surprise."

Warren suddenly felt wickedly that it seemed good to find such a lover for Carlos.