Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Deadpool's departure

"Although Wade is very annoying, he is also a mercenary who wants money... I can't say he is a good person, but at least I can say that he is a person with principles." Wolverine Logan faced everyone in X Academy, It is rare to say a few good words for Deadpool.

He patiently explained: "When we were still in the same team, Deadpool never killed innocent people indiscriminately except for the mission objects. Later, I don't know what kind of cruelty he accepted in Stryker's laboratory. What kind of torture did he suffer, but in short, since then, his spirit has been unstable."

"It can be seen that he is quite abnormal." Thinking of the farce of the birthday party, Cyclops Scott gave an indescribable expression.

"So, if you feel angry, you can deal with him casually. Anyway, with self-healing ability, that guy can't die."

Logan shrugged his shoulders and said: "But there is really no need to be angry with him...Although most of the time, I would like to kill him...But he really has no malicious intentions, just annoying."

"Logan, you don't need to explain, we are not unreasonable people."

Professor Charles maintained an expression that could not help but laugh: "Although your friend...uh, it is indeed a bit unacceptable, but I really didn't find that he did anything wrong. He pursued the person he likes... just a little exaggerated. As for Carlos, I have to say, he was too rude just now, I will remember to say him later..."

"He deserves this lesson."

Warren crossed his arms, and suddenly spoke from the side with a cold face, and took the sentence.

Although Professor Charles didn't say anything, he still had a smile on his face when he thought of what happened before.

Iceman Bobby burst out laughing directly from the side. He remembered that Warren had complained to him a few times about "Carlos is too flirtatious", but when he actually bumped into him, the scene was quite happy. ,interesting.

"Think about what to do over there first? Do you want to get away...that guy called Deadpool first?"

Katie the Phantom Cat finally said something to bring people back to the topic: "He's hanging around Carlos' door right now. I think if Carlos wakes up, if he bumps into him again, it's not going to happen. Well, I have to pass out again."

Scott couldn't help laughing.

Although Deadpool's face was indeed disfigured and disfigured, it was a bit unbearable to witness, but to be honest, only Carlos could react so violently.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously glanced at Logan. This rough man was biting an unlit cigar to enjoy the cigarette.

But it can be easily guessed from his micro-expression that he obviously doesn't care about it.If he used one sentence to describe what he was thinking in his heart, it would probably be very rough 'what's so scary?Isn't it just disfigured, ugly, and not a woman? '

Warren was a little less angry now.

"Carlos was just caught off guard just now."

He said confidently to Carlos: "The second time may not be able to scare him, Katie, don't underestimate Carlos' adaptability, think about the group of skeletons he put in the school, at the beginning It’s not that he’s making a fuss about it being ugly, and he’ll have nightmares when he sees it, but he’s gotten used to seeing it over the past few years, and he’s really not lenient at all when he instigates it.”

"Speaking of watching habits...brother, what do you think?"

Bobby the Iceman couldn't help but asked jokingly from another angle: "That...what is Deadpool, is it your rival in love? Are you really relieved that you let your rival approach you like this?"

Everyone turned their attention immediately.

This gossip topic obviously attracts everyone's attention more than "Carlos is a dead face control". Even Professor Charles, who has seemed much calmer in recent years, looked over with interest, with an expression of wanting to join in the fun.

A look of embarrassment quickly flashed across Warren's handsome face, and he was a little embarrassed by everyone's onlookers.

But soon, he adjusted quickly, with a smile on his lips, he replied generously: "I don't worry about this the least. I can't compare with others, but with that Mr. Deadpool, I have no doubts." I have enough confidence in my own face."

Everyone was taken aback by his answer, but soon they couldn't help laughing together.

Warren smiled calmly, then quickly walked away pretending to be nonchalant.

But when he came to Carlos' door, he ignored Deadpool's gaze and looked indifferent. Although he said it was nothing, he still felt a little awkward about Deadpool's existence in his heart.But at the same time, he is quite looking forward to Carlos waking up again. After so many years of getting along, no one knows better than him that Carlos attaches great importance to appearance. He has always been so "straightforward and superficial", so, Once he wakes up, it must be a wonderful show with Deadpool.

But unfortunately, this wonderful show did not happen as planned.

Deadpool actually planned to leave after receiving a call.

However, before leaving, he once again stood in front of Warren and rambled, "You can really consider the threesome that my brother said..."

Then, he pressed the handle of the samurai sword with his hand, and when the sword came out of its sheath with a clang, a cold light flashed. Although it was not intentional, the killing intent unique to mercenaries who had experienced many battles burst out instantly, making the The atmosphere became tense a lot.

Warren narrowed his eyes subconsciously, made a posture of preparing for the battle, and stared at him closely.

"Brother loves this knife...much more than anything in this world, do you know why?"

Deadpool tapped the knife twice with his fingers, made a few crisp sounds, and bowed his head for a kiss, regardless of whether the other party answered his own question, he continued to say in a series: "It may not look so cool, no The sharp claws like a puppy are not like your iconic big wings, but they are very memorable to me."

He raised his head and gave Warren a friendly smile: "Teach you a trick for free, sharpen your knife a few more times at your ex-lover's wedding, and everyone will remember you."

Warren was speechless for a moment: "Are you a threat?"

"No, this is a friendly negotiation, my dear! Think more about what my brother said."

Deadpool walked forward with a smile, patted Warren on the shoulder very familiarly and said, "I have to save one of my servants now, let's talk later, haha, I really hit it off with you..."

As he spoke, he started bouncing up and running like a little girl, swaying left and right, running all the way to the corridor, and greeted Wolverine and the others: "Hey, everyone! Waiting for Uncle Deadpool? However, Uncle Deadpool has a very urgent matter right now, so I don’t have time to sign for you..."

However, when everyone looked at him,

"Ah!" He was startled, pointed at Professor Charles and said, "I know you, James, now Professor X, is it you again? When do you plan to shave your head?"

"What?" Professor Charles raised his head blankly.

But as soon as Deadpool finished saying this, he rushed out of the window and left in a few jumps.

"Why do I have to shave my head?" He turned to Hank the Beast and complained, "I told you earlier, no one should touch my hair."

Hank was equally dazed, but that didn't stop him from laughing at the topic.

the other end,

"What a lunatic." Scott could not help but sigh in a low voice.

"As long as he's happy." Logan took out a cigar from his pocket, and replied indirectly with his own kind of considerateness.

Because, in his opinion, Wade, who has experienced the cruel torture of Stryker, can be so alive and kicking, which is already a matter of gratitude.

Scott glanced at him in surprise, as if he heard something from this sentence, but after thinking about it, he didn't say anything.

"Today's birthday party."

Logan stroked the cigar back and forth with his fingers, thanked him a little awkwardly and said, "Thank you."

Scott immediately glanced over with a half-smile.

After Logan thought he would not answer, he turned and left while saying something like this: "Don't be sentimental, Logan! We're just looking for a random excuse to start a party, and it's just lively."

Logan couldn't help laughing.

He continued to rub the cigar twice with his fingers, put it back in his mouth, lowered his head, and couldn't help saying to himself with a smile: "You little boy, it's even more difficult to deal with than a woman's mind."

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Hydra - the administrator of the weapon Deadpool, because of the five social insurances, one housing fund and a generous salary, Bob, the trash fish who joined the terrorist (legacy) terrorist (sales) organization for no reason, is fleeing for his life while beating Deadpool. Phone: "Please, come quickly, Mr. Deadpool."

"Hey Bob, miss you?"

Deadpool suddenly appeared, and stabbed through the two men in black who were chasing and killing Bob: "Put it in, twist it, thread it into a string, it's dead through."

Bob, who escaped from death, turned his head, whimpered immediately, and rushed over to hug his waist: "Wade!"

"Don't cry, don't cry! Look, they're all dead? Just made a bunch, by the way, how about we have barbecue tonight?"

"Shut up, my emotion is gone!"

Bob wiped his snot and tears on Deadpool's red tights, finally calmed down again, pushed Deadpool away again, stood up again, and praised, "You did a good job this time, Wade... "

"I've always done a good job, who are these idiots chasing you down?" Deadpool interrupted his nonsense and asked directly.

"Who knows, maybe you accidentally offended someone, and finally found my head." Bob lowered his head unconsciously, and said in an ambiguous tone.

Deadpool looked at him with a strange look: "Really? That can't be helped, Master Deadpool always has a lot of fanatical fans who can't get rid of. But besides these, do you have anything else to tell me? "

"No..." Bob hesitated and said, "But we really have to do some tasks, Wade, you don't want to be deducted from your salary, do you? You have been on strike for many days?"

Deadpool tilted his head slightly, and said in a meaningful tone: "Okay, it's okay to do the task. We are good partners, and my brother will never disappoint the real and real people. Wait, you said , what task do you want to do?"

"I recently found out that there is an evil force that intends to murder humans all over the planet."

Bob said, "They call this plan Insight Project, Wade, we have to stop it."