Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Although there was such an unharmonious episode as Deadpool, the first half of the birthday party was still very successful.

Scott stood on stage as host.

Everyone in the x academy felt that he was simply continuing to seize the time to tease Logan, but it didn't prevent him from watching the show and laughing together.

Scott suppressed a smile, and said to everyone in such a serious manner: "There is a husky who always likes to pretend to be aloof and withdrawn, and thinks he is a lone wolf. But... as long as you look at his expression now, You know how funny he is!"

"md, the skinny man who needs to be beaten!"

Logan, who was stunned by the birthday party and was surrounded by all his relatives and friends at the same time, turned to the stage angrily and smiled, and gestured a middle finger.

"Okay, back to the topic."

Scott seriously took out a small piece of paper from his suit pocket, and began to read: "A hundred years ago, a boy named Logan was born, achievement, um... all his life, Apart from living a long life, I probably didn't do anything serious..."

The people below started laughing again.

Logan rolled his eyes.

"...But in fact, we all know how great he is. He has participated in countless battles, experienced hundreds of battles, spent half his life as a soldier, walked through the smoke-filled battlefields of World War I and World War II, and also failed , Confused, and depressed. But from the beginning to the end, he has a firm will, has his own beliefs, and... I may not agree with it, but there are indeed unique rules of conduct that make sense..."

Everyone who was familiar with their daily bickering began to smile again.

"Skinny guy!" Logan lowered his head and rubbed his ears that were a little hot.

"...In addition to his super strength and admirable character, he is also knowledgeable and can tell history magnificently and fascinatingly. By the way, I did receive complaint letters from more than 20 students, but usually in three or four Days later, they would write again, asking to withdraw the previous complaint, and honestly telling me that Logan was a good teacher."

Speaking of this, Scott pretended to ask the audience seriously: "Logan, did you really not bribe or threaten them?"

Everyone continued to laugh, and Logan gave him a vicious but smiling look.

Scott looked in Logan's direction, and stared back through his glasses unceremoniously.

Then, he rearranged his tone and said very seriously: "Although a certain person always feels that he is lonely and out of group. But now, in this hall, all his relatives and friends can prove that he knows himself well." How underestimated, he is far more popular than I imagined!"

"Brother is so touched..."

Deadpool suddenly burst into tears.

The people around subconsciously backed away in disgust, making a no-man's land around him.

"The reason why everyone held this birthday party for him is to tell him that he is special!"

Scott pursed his lips, looking a little embarrassed, but insisted, and continued to read the words written on the card: "I am very happy to see that he spent this birthday with everyone's blessings , in a life of more than 100 years, a birthday that seems to be pretty good."

"...Let's leave it at that. In order to find some words to praise him, I have already lost hundreds of brain cells. Let me say one last sentence!"

"Happy birthday, Logan, you deserve everything in front of you."

Everyone started to applaud, and began to say blessings to Logan.

Logan blushed from their trouble.

The Winter Soldier and Tony didn't know when they got together, and the two rowdy guys stood there side by side, whistling and cheering.

Steve stood next to Logan.

He walked over very sincerely, patted Logan on the shoulder, comforted him a little excited, and gave him a birthday present that he had prepared for a long time.

A simple and elegant notebook, "Introduction to Basic Knowledge in the 21st Century" written by him, is specially provided for people who lose their memory when they are idle, and those who accidentally sleep for 80 or [-] years.

At this moment, Cyclops just stepped off the stage.

He casually tossed a car key to Logan, and said angrily: "Your gift, and, remember to drive your own car next time, and don't drive mine indiscriminately."

Logan took the key and smiled embarrassingly, but couldn't help joking back and asked, "In your opinion, I'm special?"

Scott immediately grinned, showing a premeditated nasty expression.

He replied affirmatively, "That's right, it's special, very stupid."

Everyone gave birthday presents.

Iceman Bobby gave Logan a large bouquet of ice sculpture flowers, and Fireman poured cold water beside him: "It will melt tomorrow."

Carlos gave a white feather, and said to Logan very seriously: "When you want to have a baby, hold the feather and call my name, and I will appear."

Logan simply said: "Thank you, walk slowly, don't send it off."

In the end, even Deadpool sent a large box of cheese sauce. Although there were three or four bullets soaked in it, it was still a wish.

Due to his rare birthday party, Logan endured it.

"What on earth are you here for, Wade?" Logan walked over with a glass of wine and asked worriedly.

"Happy birthday to you." Deadpool replied casually.

"I don't remember having any friendship with you other than chopping off your head."

Wolverine raised his eyebrows in disbelief: "Or have you forgotten all about this?"

"Of course not, yes, I want to take revenge on you. Grab your head, and then insert a knife into your stomach and stir it to make you feel good! Then, I will pull out all your intestines, say , Can your self-healing factor grow a bunch of intestines out of thin air? I think, I should be able to. Otherwise, how about we try each other? For example, you stab me once, and I stab you again, to see who is the last die?"

The God of Deadpool said grumblingly.

"I'm sorry, as you can see, I'm living a pretty good life now, and I don't want to die." Logan replied.

"It's so enviable."

Deadpool said in a displeased tone: "Back then you sold your lust and ran naked to please the audience, so you released an independent film before my brother, but that's okay. My brother also won by virtue of his strength and won the An opportunity for an independent film...”

"Don't say something I don't understand." Logan frowned and stopped him: "Anyway, I don't believe that you will come to celebrate my birthday. Just tell me, what do you want to do? If you know a little bit of rules If so, the fight will have to wait until after the party is over..."

Deadpool then tried to pounce again, very girlishly trying to rest his head on Wolverine's chest.

But Logan showed his shiny steel claws threateningly on his chest.

"Don't fight..."

Deadpool didn't care, and said with a cheerful tone: "Although I really want to kill you, the readers don't like to watch us fight, and I don't have time to fight recently, who is living in the world of female fans now?" Well, rather than fighting, readers prefer to watch my brother fall in love. Of course, this is exactly what I want. This time, I am here to find a lover... A brother who loves deeply, even if he dies, is right A dear and affectionate beauty."

"Will someone like you?" Logan asked in surprise.

"That's right, it's like there are always people who will ignore your dog smell and like you." Deadpool replied: "Brother was injured and disfigured, and his temper is a little crazy..."

"Are you a little bit?" Logan muttered.

"But most beauties will be attracted by brother's crazy charm, and some beauties love bad men. I am full of masculinity, and my ability to have sex is super strong according to the official setting..."

Deadpool chattered and started to show off: "Brother, I really want to take it out of my pants right now and show it to you!"

"I don't want to watch... I really miss you who was silenced by Stryker." Logan murmured to himself with an ugly face.

Then, he couldn't bear it and tried to stop Deadpool from continuing to ramble on: "Who is your lover?"

This time Deadpool replied with a rare bliss: "He has wings and is an angel."

Logan was taken aback, and subconsciously glanced at Warren and Carlos, gloating for a moment: "The big one, the small one?"

"It should be the smaller one."

Deadpool held his face, twisted his body, and made a shy and apprehensive expression: "I saw the video on TV. He is so beautiful, with a good-looking face, a thin waist, a small buttocks, and two strong calves. .Yeah yeah, just thinking about it makes me excited, I give myself a high five, I want to go to a dance. I was dazzled by love..."

"I bet that once you say this, you will be beaten to death by all the faculty and staff of X College. You will never want to know how popular Carlos is in this school."

Logan continued to mutter.

At the same time, he subconsciously glanced at Scott. Of all the people present, no one knew better than him the guarding mood that Scott regarded Carlos as his responsibility.

Back then, when Scott first met the two of them, Scott was still half-blind, as if he would rather die than protect Carlos.

Now, if he knew Deadpool's idea of ​​hitting Carlos, his bad temper would probably shoot Deadpool into the sky with laser light unceremoniously.

"Brother is actually very hesitant. Superficial people pay more attention to appearance, but can't see what is inside. So, I have already planned how to make a shining appearance."

Deadpool said excitedly: "Later, brother will change a wedding dress and confess his love while singing and dancing. Hey, puppy, do you mind if I borrow your venue?"

"I mind."

Although Logan really wanted to gloat and watch Deadpool go to 'send his death', but...

"I don't want to see your blood splashed on my birthday cake, that's disgusting."