Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Early in the morning, Logan found a very secluded corner in the college, smoked a few cigars happily, and satiated his addiction before turning around and going to the teacher's office.

When he bumped into Cyclops Scott head-on in the corridor, he waved his paw loosely: "Morning, Scott."

Scott slightly hooked his lips towards him: "Morning."

Logan was a little uncomfortable. He scratched his strange hairstyle: "I always think you look like you're watching a show."

"Do you have persecution paranoia?" Scott immediately stopped laughing and returned a contemptuous look.

Logan breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes, this tone and demeanor are normal."

Scott rolled his eyes behind his glasses angrily and amusedly, walked past him quickly, patted him on the shoulder, and joked: "I advise you to stand outside for a few minutes, you are covered in the smell of second-hand smoke Wei, if the professor sees it, he will scold you again."

"It's as if I'm afraid of him." Logan muttered unconvincedly, but decided to stand outside for a while.

Of course, it wasn't because he was afraid of the professor that he turned into a seven or eight-year-old girl, it was just that the campus was early in the morning, the scenery was beautiful, the air was fresh, and he could breathe a little longer.

While waiting for the smell on his body to dissipate, he recalled Scott's expression of hooking his lips just now, relying on his beast instinct, he still felt something was wrong...

'That little boy has never talked to me so nicely! Logan pondered: "It always feels like he's brewing some bad idea." '

But to be honest, for Wolverine who doesn't like to use his brain and likes to move his claws directly, guessing what's going on in Cyclops Scott's brain is really a technical job.

He thought about it, and then gave up. Anyway, the soldiers came to cover up the water and soil, and at worst it was a fight.

After the smell of second-hand smoke dissipated, he wandered to his office and found a document he had never seen before on his desk.

He stepped forward to pick it up and took a look, only to see that the document read: Xavier Gifted Youth School Mid-Year Teacher Evaluation Form.

"There is such a thing? You really know how to play!" Wolverine, who had never been to work seriously, was quite surprised by this.

Just below the line with the title reads:

Teacher: Wolverine

Evaluator: Cyclops

"I just guessed that the little boy didn't do anything good, and he's really doing something bad here!"

As soon as Logan saw the beginning, he felt a sense of enlightenment.

However, Scott's behavior is obviously trustworthy. He has always done things like avenging his personal revenge openly, rather than secretly.

His specific assessment is as follows:

(1) Subject knowledge: poor, satisfactory, excellent

(Scott put a red tick on 'satisfactory' to be fair)

Comments: More than 100 years have not been in vain.

The modern and contemporary history part is real and concrete, and the content is substantial. Because I hate judging homework, there are basically no homework and homework after class.

(2) Communication skills: Poor

Comments: If students don’t listen to lectures, their paws will shine; if they are distracted, their paws will shine; if they skip class, their paws will shine; if they talk in class, their paws will shine...all means of communication will shine their claws.

(I have received no less than [-] anonymous complaint letters from students 'Mr. Logan threatens life safety')

Logan sneered, and showed his sharp claws suddenly: "Little bastards dare to complain."

(3) Classroom Discipline: Terrible

Comments: He only knows how to suppress students with force, and when he encounters a rebellious and individual student, he will temporarily change the history class to a fighting class on his own initiative.

Teachers and students fight each other, and the impact is extremely bad.

Logan snorted coldly.

(4) Reliability: Terrible

Comments: Totally unreliable.

I tried to search him all over, even his strange hairstyle, but I couldn't find anything reliable.

Logan continued to snort coldly.

(5) Student survival rate: satisfactory

Comments: No casualties have been reported so far.

Overall evaluation: It is recommended to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

The last line at the bottom is the principal's signature.

Professor Charles' signature is very chic. At first glance, it looks like a circle with a capital x.

Then, several sheets of labels were pasted on the bottom of this document.

In the lower left corner is a pink label paper that was pasted by Scott. When Logan picked up the label paper, although he guessed that he must have borrowed it from a female teacher, his expression was still very disgusted. : "Really feminine."

On the label paper, Scott wrote in an enlarged font size: [Your desk is no different from a garbage dump, please clean it up! ] "Little boy has a lot to do!" Logan muttered.

Followed by a piece of blue label paper, which should be written by Hank the Beast, with a very gloating word: [Ha! 】(Logan: Ha you ghost, hairball, do you want to go to heaven?)

Finally, a standard yellow label paper from Professor Charles.

There is still his rather free and easy beautiful font on it: [I am glad that Scott can put aside his past suspicions and give Mr. Logan a reasonable and fair assessment...] Logan: ...Hey, don't sleep, wake up !Professor, are you blind?Where is that little boy fair and reasonable?Every line in his words shows the word 'discrimination'!

Charles obviously didn't know about Logan's mental activities, so he continued to write on the label: [According to Mr. Scott's evaluation, I think that before school ends today, Mr. Logan, it is necessary for you to come to my office. by Charles Xavier] "Damn it!" Logan tried his best not to swear, but he was really angry.

He read the paper several times, read Scott's comments several times, and even tried to refute them one by one, but from a certain point of view, Scott's comments are absolutely true. None of the words were invented by him.

It can only be said that from Logan's point of view, all Scott disagrees with, but he feels that what he does is very reasonable, for example, turning the history class into a fighting class.

Logan thinks that if you want those brats to listen carefully, you have to convince them all at the beginning. Isn't that what a man should do?Among wolves, if you want to be the wolf king, you have to win.

He was very upset and planned to take the piece of paper to Scott to discuss it, but because it was almost time for class again, he had to give up first, and turned to the group. In private, he dared to " Complaints' own little brats go to class.

On the other end, Scott is helping Qin to check the students' homework.

"Is it really okay for you to tease him like this? You plan to hold a birthday party for him at night, but you still want to make things difficult for him during the day?"

While carefully looking at the homework submitted by the students, Qin casually asked Scott incomprehensibly.

"Hey, Jean, you misunderstood, it was business, and I didn't play tricks on him." Scott said without admitting it at all.

"But you can give him the evaluation form yesterday or tomorrow, instead of picking today and only giving half of it..." Qin was not fooled by him at all, turned her head and said seriously: "Besides, you even colluded Professor, I lied to him to go for a self-examination at night... Stop, I don't want to hear your sophistry, you know what my ability is."

"But I didn't tell him to do a review." Scott still defended.

"The things you put in there give him the feeling that the principal wants to talk to him because he didn't do his job well?" Qin asked bluntly.

Scott burst out laughing, and simply said, "Honey, you already know, why should I explain?"

He usually likes to put on a straight face and pretend to be calm, and because he became the captain of the X-Men not long ago, he always wants to look reliable and worthy of the trust of the team members.But every time he laughed like this, he completely broke his skills, his face was full of boyish pride, and there was a vague shadow of mischievousness when he played truant with Carlos back then.

Qin couldn't help shaking her head helplessly, she obviously felt that he was so naive, but after thinking about it, she somehow felt a little hopeful.

Being made such a fuss by Scott, even she herself couldn't help but want to see that Logan was so frightened that his hair exploded tonight.

In fact, Jean was a little bit wrong.

Scott didn't just collude with the professor, he colludes with all the mutants in school.

Although the outside world still has a lot of arguments and debates about mutants, for all the mutants of X Academy, no matter how many ups and downs there are outside, as long as Professor Charles is around, then X Academy will always be everyone's Garden of Eden.

Therefore, everyone still has fun and leisure, participating in this game together, and cooperating with Scott to tease Logan.

So, the poor Wolverine Logan all day, all the friends he met looked at him with sympathy: "Logan, I heard that you are going to be recruited by the principal because of your inability to work? Don't worry, you'll be fine." , we all support you, you are just a little inexperienced, after a long time, you will definitely be a good teacher."

Logan looked like a dog: "Damn it, why do you all know that I'm going to be found by Charles?"

During lunch, he even received a condolence call from the Winter Soldier.

Both veterans of World War II, the Winter Soldier and the captain are his old friends, so they have always kept in touch.

In the New York incident, the Winter Soldier wore a black mask, did not show his true face, and could continue his cooking career.

And because he is strong enough, has superb knife skills, and handles ingredients neatly, he is now very popular among teachers of various subjects.

Therefore, he was very confident on the phone.

"I heard that you are not capable enough to work, and you are going to be called to lecture by the principal?" He asked straight to the point.

"What?" Logan was in a bad mood: who did you listen to, and why does it feel like everyone in the world knows about it?

"If you can't do it, then don't do it. I don't think you are made to be a teacher." While pouring cold water on the Winter Soldier, he said very loyally: "When I have learned something and opened a restaurant, you will be my teacher." The waiter is ready. Don't worry, if you have a brother to eat, you won't starve to death."

Logan hung up the phone directly: Hehe, what a good brother!

However, it was Carlos who made him want to scratch him to death the most.

Because at X Academy, he just let out his wings and flew over all the way, pointing at Logan with one hand, and with the other hand on his hip, he laughed arrogantly, and shouted in a particularly embarrassing way: "Hahaha , I heard that Logan, you are no good, you will be fired by the professor!"

Logan couldn't bear it anymore and flashed his paws: Whom do you tm say can't do it! !Who the hell are you talking about getting fired? !

After suffering all the way until he was about to leave work, Logan was about to explode.

He really wanted to rush over, grab the collar of the culprit, Scott, and deal with this publicist who was avenging his personal revenge, spreading rumors everywhere, and hurt his little boy who was about to be talked to by the professor.

But Scott was not afraid of his stinky face, he leaned handsomely against the door frame, and said calmly: "The professor asked me to tell you that he has something to do, and he changed places temporarily, and you have to go to the restaurant later find him."

'Well, it's not enough to nag me in the office, do you have to go to the restaurant and nag me in front of everyone? '

Don't worry about Logan.

He didn't look at Scott, for fear that he would rush up to fight him if he wasn't careful, and walked all the way to the restaurant in a huff, thinking in his heart, "I'm quitting, I'm tired of these brats already." Such angry words.

From the beginning to the end, Scott kept a gloating smile and followed behind him.

They walked to the restaurant together, and Logan pushed open the door roughly, and was instantly sprayed with champagne.

Li Qianhuan quickly released a bunch of colored bubbles, everyone cheered and shouted 'Happy Birthday Logan'.

Carlos couldn't wait to run over, and together with Qin rolled out a super-large luxury cake, eagerly waiting to eat it.

Logan stared at everything in front of him dumbfounded, as if falling into a dream, his expression was in a trance.

Spider-Man Peter used the camera hanging around his neck to click very quickly and relentlessly, leaving a very commemorative "Wolverine Confused Photo".

The birthday party was lively and lively, the restaurant was decorated colorfully, and everyone put on nice clothes to attend the party.

The table was full of food, and the Avengers were also invited to participate, as well as Coulson from Aegis. In short, there were a lot of people, all of whom were old and new friends of Logan.

The one, unplanned exception is - the pervert in the red tights.

He stood on the big stage and began to dance horseback dance wantonly, holding a microphone and singing Deadpool style.

"Who is he? Who sent him the invitation?"

Everyone couldn't help asking each other in a daze.

"Actually, I asked everyone, and no one invited him. He called himself Deadpool and was a nuisance."

Peter was hanging upside down by the spider's thread, and said with disgust: "Obviously it can only be him. For some reason, he popped up out of nowhere."

At this time, Phantom Cat Kitty interjected from the side.

She said with a strange expression: "It's true that he didn't have an invitation card when he came, but he said that he is Logan's good friend, the kind who shared life and death and slept in the same bed."

"Same bed? Well, Logan has lived for hundreds of years, even if he has a perverted friend, it's quite normal."

Scott came over at this time and said, "Everyone, don't dislike Logan."

Carlos pulled his attention away from the cake, and couldn't help but say, "Hey, Scott, isn't it you who dislikes Logan the most?"

Scott shrugged, raised his glass slightly, and smiled wickedly.

At this time, Deadpool threw himself in front of Logan with tears in his eyes, hugged Logan's waist with a shameless face, and cried out: "God, Logan, I miss you so much, I really miss you so much!" ...how are your Aussie balls? Last time we got into a fight, I thought I accidentally pinched them. Hope they're all ok. Nice to be invited to your birthday party today, after so many years, Brother misses you all the time, misses you..."

'I really want to kill this pervert' Logan: "...at such a touching moment, I don't want to see you at all! Wade, please shut up, we don't know each other well!"