Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

The evil god Loki is worthy of being a god who does great things. He has only been here for less than a week, and he has successfully squeezed Tony Stark from the headlines of major magazines and newspapers, and he has become a new generation of media darling , man of the hour.

However, the same gods are not destined.

Compared with his 'magnificent' experience, Carlos is really inferior.

When Rocky was on TV.

Carlos had just bid farewell to his high priest and returned to school to attend classes in peace.

Because the teacher of this class is a well-known external senior chef, in the class, the tiramisu that was given out as a reward is really very attractive and delicious.Therefore, Carlos was very active and enthusiastic throughout the class, and he was very attentive.

At the end of the get out of class, he successfully won the reward, and he was also satisfied with the teacher's super praise of "simply amazing".

When Loki was a guest on the Aegis mothership, and at the same time, was recruited by the president as his 'son-in-law'.

Carlos has been concentrating on several classes, and in one of the classes, he used the school's small oven to independently make a plate of delicious cookies.

Then when Loki started to give up in chaos and finally abandoned the three horses, and left the Aegis mothership.

Carlos reluctantly ate bites of the tiramisu reward he was reluctant to eat before, and resisted not eating the plate of cookies. He planned to go out and eat with Warren.

"Where are you, Warren? Come out and eat cookies."

Carlos, who thought he had reconciled with the other party (in the dream), dialed the phone as if nothing happened, and greeted him on the phone with a very cheerful tone.

Warren was irritated on the roof of the company's top floor, drinking alone leaning on the railing.

Due to the mutant's physical fitness, he has always held a good amount of alcohol. He drank several bottles in the morning, but he didn't feel drunk.

When he received the call, he was holding on to the railing and looking into the distance. Because of his wings, flying was an instinct for him, as natural as breathing.Therefore, compared to the so-called down-to-earth feeling of ordinary people, he prefers to stand on a high place like now, or simply fly directly into the air.

The feeling of freely traveling through the clouds and looking down at the earth is a joy that cannot be experienced by standing on the ground and looking up.

Therefore, whenever he was upset, he would find a high place and be alone.

However, since he came to X Academy, his worries have been reduced a lot.

Surrounded by fellow mutants, and even some friends whose mutations, such as Nightcrawler, are worse than his own, so the melancholy in him because he is different from normal people has gradually disappeared; He took the initiative to work hard, and his father seemed to be trying to accept the fact that his son is a mutant, and no longer used the sad feeling of "you have a disease, you must have a strange disease, and I will cure you" like before. She looked at him again with complicated eyes.

Everything is going in a good direction.

Logically speaking, there is really nothing to worry about, except... the bad Carlos.

Warren looked at the caller ID on his phone and hesitated for a long time before answering the call.

Ever since he knew that Carlos was pretending to be stupid to him that day, he really wanted to take him out for a moment and beat him up.

But after so many years of getting along, when we first met at X Academy, it was Carlos who pulled me into everyone, accompanied me out of the autistic space, and allowed me to recognize the identity of the mutant and the existence of the pair of wings...

After thinking about it, Warren sighed silently and picked up the phone.

As a result, as soon as he heard Carlos mention 'cookies' again, he just felt his chest swell with blood. He wished that Carlos would stand in front of him now, and he would rush up immediately, killing him with his wings.

But in a flash, he thought of the "obscene behavior" he used to flirt with each other every night, and felt a burst of embarrassment and inexplicable guilt.

He didn't know how to deal with all kinds of complicated emotions, so he tried to be as simple as possible, and replied in a calm-sounding tone: "...I'm in the company."

"Then wait for me to find you. Are you on that rooftop again, where the railings are painted blue and the door can be locked?" Carlos continued to ask happily on the phone.

"Yes." Warren replied subconsciously.

When the other end of the phone was hung up, he raised his eyebrows in surprise, and said in his heart, "Wait, how does Carlos know that there is a rooftop here, and that it is painted blue? The door is locked?"

Of course Carlos knew, in the dream, Warren brought him countless times.

The Warren in the dream is much more straightforward than the Warren in reality.

Probably because "I am dreaming", Warren is very open in the dream, often switching between different scenes, and taking Carlos around to visit the place where he lives.

It can be said that without knowing it, Warren has completely opened up his entire life to Carlos.

What's more, it doesn't count if he opened it up, it's still at the level of 'I can tell you what you don't understand or don't know'.

You know, although many people will blatantly say that there are no secrets between lovers, and that they are completely open to each other, but in fact, very few people can really do this.

Therefore, although Carlos is heartless most of the time, and even from a certain point of view, he still has some slight bad habits of "holding his identity as a god, subconsciously ignoring the mortals around him", but Warren's strong feelings are very important to him. For him, there is still a very big attraction.

This kind of attraction makes him still willing to do something to express, or subconsciously to keep the other party when he is not sure how to deal with this relationship.

For example, give half of your favorite cookie to each other.

That's right, this is really the most straightforward way for him to express his emotions, but unfortunately... Warren doesn't appreciate it!

'Then this time, let's give you the whole head office, regardless of half! '

While pretending to think generously, he hung up the phone, carefully stuffed the box of cookies into a small bag slung in front of him, looked around, found a place where no one was around, and put the wings in the bag. Come out, excitedly flew over to find Warren.

On the other hand, when Hawkeye attacked the Aegis mothership, all Aegis agents, including Coulson, were in a state of "Didn't we agree to be in-laws?" 'state, resulting in no fierce resistance at all.

Therefore, when Hawkeye came in, it was almost unimpeded, without any obstruction.

What's more, after he finished fighting, the SHIELD agents were still thinking about "being unlucky and giving up", while Natasha was grooming the horse at the time, trying to win over these "gods" according to the director's instructions. Shield's new employee, the president's good son, and the marriage bridge between Asgard and Earth', this directly led to Hawkeye's smooth escape.

Meanwhile, Loki managed to force the Hulk out with the Mind Stone's enchanting skills.

Before leaving, he also slickly exposed Nick Fury's behavior of secretly using the Cosmic Cube to research weapons behind everyone's back, creating a chaos of mutual suspicion among the Avengers.

The plan was very successful. When Loki left (abandoned) the three horses and returned to his temporary stronghold, he was still extremely excited and excited.He strode forward to the front of the cosmic cube, appreciating the bright light with great ambition, and looking forward to the future!It seemed that he led the Chitauri army, conquered the earth, conquered Asgard, and was worshiped and surrendered by all the people.

After a while, he turned his head slightly, and casually asked Dr. Selvig: "Has my servant not returned yet?"

"servant?"

Dr. Selvig's expression was blank, and then he realized: "Oh, you mean Eagle Boy, he went to eat."

"Dinner?" The joyful mood immediately dissipated, and Loki was stunned for a full two seconds before repeating the sentence with a strange expression.

"He said he was hungry after the fight." Dr. Selvig explained with a normal expression.

At this time, Hawkeye was carrying a bow and arrow, holding a hot dog in one hand, and walked in while biting.

He has a round face like an owl, with bulging cheeks, but expressionless, he still seems to be a cold and composed archer.

His calm look of course made Rocky feel that the person who was really wrong should be himself, not this guy who was "no one was seen after the fight, he was not injured and captured, but he didn't come back to meet up, and he went to buy hot dogs".

However, there is no way to do this. The soul gem can indeed confuse people, but it cannot change people's nature.

For Hawkeye, the power of the Mind Stone is to allow him to obey Loki's orders, but when Loki has no orders, he still acts according to normal living habits, for example, after a fight, he is hungry, and he has to go quickly Buying food on the street will not delay the task anyway.

He was used to this kind of thing when he was on a mission before.

Moreover, he has always had his own set of theories. This set of theories was fully recognized and highly praised in the last communication with the fellow sniper Winter Soldier.That is: I am a sniper. When I hide in the dark and wait for the opportunity, I often have to squat hungry for several hours. Therefore, I should seize every time to replenish food and calories. , no problem occurs.

For his reasons, most of the people who have worked with Aegis and him have heard a little bit.

Moreover, these people all expressed 'hehe, nonsense' in their hearts, but Hawkeye's ability is really powerful, and he never misses work, so no one has ever cared about his habit.

However, Loki gritted his teeth angrily at this, and cursed in a low voice: "You are a goddamn atrium man like a wild boar."

But the upcoming big business still urgently needs manpower, so he decided to hold back for a while.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but give Hawkeye a contemptuous look, which probably meant 'everyone in the courtyard is like you, eat jujube pills'.

Suddenly, he saw something out of the corner of his eye, "Wait, what are you holding?"

"hot dog."

Clint answered honestly, noting that Loki's face was ugly, and he added a rare and diligent: "If you want to eat, I can buy one for you, boss."

Rocky glared at him viciously, grabbed the hot dog directly, and threw the greasy, high-calorie hot dog aside.

He opened the piece of paper that was used to wrap the hot dog, and it happened to be printed with the "Locky's head portrait" he saw, and next to it was written "Congratulations to the second prince of Asgard for officially concluding his marriage contract with the earth, and a happy wedding , grow old together...'

"Ridiculous!" Loki scolded.

He didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at this time, and just sneered to himself: "Are the people in the courtyard talking in their dreams? How could I enter into a marriage contract with a group of ants?"

"Isn't it a horse?"

Hawkeye frowned while looking at his thrown away hot dog, and casually corrected him.

"what?"

"Aren't you going to marry a horse? Three horses."

"Me and the horse?" Loki squeezed out these words word by word through his teeth.

Hawkeye glanced at him, took out his phone, quickly opened a few webpages, and handed it to Loki.

Loki lowered his head suspiciously, and quickly froze in place.

After a while, he slowly moved his neck that seemed to be stiff, and raised his head little by little, revealing the blue-blue skin unique to the Frost Giant, like a ghost, very frightening: "I want to kill them! In the atrium, not a blade of grass is left!"

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When Carlos flapped his wings and fell from the sky, he was really deceptive.

The golden curly hair is tied behind the head casually, the nose is straight, the eyes are bright, and the face is as pure and harmless as the angels on the church murals.

But soon, he did a dangerous thing that was very inconsistent with his beautiful image.

Before he landed safely on the ground, he frantically folded his wings and swooped towards Warren very willfully...

Warren had no doubts that if he dodged, Carlos would end up on the concrete floor with a bloody head, or a broken neck.After all, even if, as he said, he is a god and will not die, but such a fall would probably hurt a lot.

Therefore, no matter how angry he was before, Warren was reluctant to see him fall.

So, I had no choice but to stretch out my hands to pick him up without dodging, and even couldn't help but blamed him worriedly: "Don't do such a dangerous move next time."

Although he was no longer a child, his still petite body fell heavily into his arms.

Carlos was grinning heartlessly, smiling broadly, his eyebrows were beaming, he didn't care about Warren's not-so-good-toned warning, and his face was full of smug, completely spoiled bastards.

In fact, you are right to think so.

Carlos's lips curled up in a triumphant smile.He thought narcissistically: 'Admit it, Warren, you just like me so badly. '

If Warren had the ability of the professor or Qin, he would probably be pissed off by him again.

"Why are you looking for me again?"

Warren tried to restrain his emotions and asked with a cold expression.

But Carlos didn't care about his indifference at all.

In other words, Warren, who once opened himself up completely in his dream, has long since lost the possibility of hiding his emotions in front of him.

Aphrodite has never had anything to do with chastity, and her whole life is devoted to new love affairs.

And certain temperaments inherited from God of Beauty also made Carlos innately emotionally cunning. Fortunately, his nature is not bad, otherwise he might be another Zeus who plays with emotions.

For these reasons, although he has never been in a particularly serious relationship, when he noticed that Warren liked him, he began to observe and ponder schemingly.

Until today, he has been able to familiarize himself with every expression on Warren's face, and guessed his psychological fluctuations from it, including now, when those eyes saw him, it was difficult to hide the deepest trace of joy and anxiety, and he frowned. The annoyance and irritability of his lips, and even the twitch of his eyebrows mean that what he said at this time is not all the truth...

At first, it was probably just out of possessive psychology and instinct of color control.But whenever he senses that Warren's attitude is a little cold, Carlos will subconsciously lean over and do something intimate to maintain a close relationship with the other party; but if the enthusiasm between the two is too high, let him Feeling restrained, he will pretend to be innocent and go to other things, estranged for a few days...

The above behavior, maybe Carlos did not do it intentionally, but it is the nature.

So, whether he did mental calculations or not, Warren was fascinated by him every day, and it was really not wronged.

Also, Warren himself was vaguely aware of it, but always struggled to control his emotions.

For example, now...

"I'll bring you cookies."

Carlos gave him a friendly smile, and took out a box containing cookies from his small bag.

Even though he was so angry about 'Sweet Cookies' before, Warren couldn't refuse directly.

But then I thought about it: 'I am restless because of you all day long, but you are always eating cookies and cookies! '

He couldn't help but grabbed the box, and really wanted to be tougher, and threw the box into the trash can.

But at this time, Carlos spoke again.

Through those long eyelashes, his green eyes seem to be talking with a sly smile: "When I was in class, I made it myself. No one has ever eaten something I made. You are the first .”

Warren felt his heart pounding, and was thrown into a jar of thick, golden-yellow honey, which was sweet and greasy, and then sank to the bottom.

He barely made a serious expression, but he couldn't hide the smile and helplessness in his eyes: "Carlos..."

"Is it very touching?" Carlos asked complacently.

"Very touched." Warren took his hand, lowered his head and kissed him, recalling the recent emotional ups and downs, couldn't help sighing: "I feel recently that there is a word to describe you, which is really the most appropriate .”

"What?" Carlos asked curiously, his face full of complacency of 'you can praise me at ease, I'm not shy'.

However, Warren raised his eyebrows and said, "The appearance of a white dove, but the heart of a crow!"

"I gave you the whole cookie!" Carlos was shocked: "You actually use such vicious words to describe me?"

He rushed over angrily, bared his small white teeth, and planned to bite him.

Warren pinched his slender wrist directly, pulled him into his arms, and kissed his lips hard.

"Hey, wait! No, you're drinking..." Carlos shouted.

"There's nothing wrong with it." Warren forcefully suppressed the possibility of his resistance, and put himself into the kiss seriously, his lips and tongue intertwined like glue.

Meanwhile, Loki's Chitauri army has finally reached the skies above New York.

Captain, Black Widow, Thor, some of the X-Men and Winter Soldier who happened to be in New York, also rushed to the scene under the notice of Nick Fury.

Therefore, it is not very unusual for the two people in the middle of a passionate kiss to be interrupted by the sudden ringtone of the mobile phone.

They parted reflexively.

Warren glanced at the phone and found that it was from Professor Charles. He picked it up subconsciously, only then did he learn that there were aliens attacking the earth?

He frowned involuntarily, and decided to send Carlos to a safe place first, and then rush over to help everyone.

But when he lowered his head, he found that Carlos's eyes were absent-minded, showing a strange expression on his face...

"Carlos?" Warren asked hesitantly.

Carlos smirked, but didn't respond.

Warren felt something was wrong, he was trying to get to La Carlos...

At this time, Tony came here from nowhere.

He had just put on the steel armor, and acdc rock music was playing on his flamboyant exterior, as a golden-red figure flew over New York at high speed.

Carlos at the bottom stood up straight as if resurrected in an instant, and began to dance to the music (radio gymnastics).

Warren was stunned.

As Iron Man flew to the battlefield, the sound of the music playing outside naturally became farther and farther away.

Carlos actually jumped up from the roof of the top floor, flew out, and then hummed and sang by himself, none of the lyrics were in tune, but he sang very magically.

He waved his wings, staggering and flying...

Warren hurriedly kicked the wine bottle at his feet, spread his wings in a hurry, and flew after him.

When the people of New York yelled at Rocky as "ungrateful, insane, abandoning his wife and children (as if he hadn't given birth), and being unlucky", it basically said, "Are you worthy of the three sons of the president's family?" 'when……

The Chitauri army passed through the wormhole together, covering the entire sky of New York in darkness.

Loki was standing on the top floor of Stark Tower, already on the verge of madness.

He waved his scepter furiously and shouted an order: "Go, kill them all!"

The Chitauri army had been ready to move for a long time, and was ready to rush forward immediately.

Then, a singing voice sounded suddenly.

"... Eros is majestic, the bow of love, shoots both females and males; the arrow of love, hits the heart; it doesn't hurt people, it only makes people's hearts burn... he will laugh out loud in a moment , hahaha, the taste of love is so good..."

Everyone looked up, only to see Carlos fluttering his wings and flying over in an S-shaped route.

He did not know where to build a big horn, held it by his mouth, and was like a bee in the air, flapping his wings and turning around in a circle almost madly, singing and dancing.Stepping on the dance steps blessed by Dionysus, the god of wine, singing the "unique" song once blessed by Apollo, the sun god, happily singing the greatness of his brother Eros, the god of love.

But... the song is not in key and the dance is not in beat.

However, everyone, including the Chitauri army, swayed uncontrollably along with him.

Have you ever seen Indian musicals?

Now it is, no one is standing still, everyone is singing, everyone is dancing!

Soon, New York was plunged into a sea of ​​carnival.

The Chitauri army jumped with Carlos in the sky, and the people of New York and the superheroes present followed Carlos and jumped on the ground.

Loki jumps on the roof of Stark Tower.

Hawkeye was habitually hiding on a roof, but now he also ran out and jumped along with him.

Nick Fury looked at the screen with relief (stunned):

It is really a scene of prosperity and prosperity (inexplicable), singing and dancing (dancing with demons)!

The president, who was out of the situation, was watching the broadcast in the White House, and asked curiously, "What do you mean? That... we misunderstood Loki? He didn't renege on his marriage and invade the earth, but he set up a team (the uglier ones) to welcome his relatives What? Then do I still need to move those three horse sons out of my family's household registration? Or should I keep them and let's wait and see what happens?"