Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Of course it's because I dance well!

Loki, who was clamoring to conquer the earth, danced, and the army of Pippi shrimps that drilled out of the wormhole followed suit.

Superheroes and New Yorkers danced together in the streets and alleys. Carlos sometimes flew into the air and sometimes flew to the ground, stretching his arms and legs, leading the dance in a wild posture...

Every station on TV is live broadcasting the New York (twisted waist) live broadcast of "this piece of mind is free".

There are also ignorant people who don't know the situation. When the official did not release the truth, everyone published a very enthusiastic discussion on the Internet: "When the Asgardians get married, the scene is really big!"I heard that the whole New York is singing and dancing to cheer and celebrate for them'; 'Can it be big!After all, the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two planets marks that the earth has entered the universe since then!Moreover, although the taste is relatively strong, he is still a prince after all. ';' I wish the second prince a happy wedding, and long live the friendship between Earth and Asgard! ';

'Look!Loki twisted his waist and lifted his long legs.jpg, the second prince must be very happy!Seeing how happy he is jumping, the long-legged ones are jumping out of shadows. Although the objects are three horses, at this moment, I believe in love again. '

'The two princes are of the same style, they are distantly related by blood, and they have a ranch. If you want to buy it, hurry up!Buy ten free shipping. '

'ls advertisers get fucked! '

At the same time, some people found some other bright spots:

'I think I saw Captain America! '

'...I saw it too, and Iron Man hahaha, his is the standard mechanical dance! '

'Who's that hot girl in black uniform?A reward of xxxx million dollars for her phone number! '

"The local tyrant upstairs had better be cautious, that beautiful woman's grappling and fighting skills are at the expert level..."

'Wait a minute, look at this, attached: Carlos Magic Dance Step 123.jpg.Do you think this handsome guy with wings looks familiar? '

'Fuck, isn't this the one with the skeleton dancing the undead dance?Attachment: Link to the video of the beautiful boy's skeleton dance...'

'Yes, yes, I recognize him, that internet celebrity!Did you take a great cosplay photo last time?Attachment: Carlos Pietro Brawl Confrontation.jpg'

'I also remember this picture, it's so beautiful!But last time, someone refuted the rumor that it was made by PS. '

'That's right, I also remember that it was said that the wings were put on, but this time it's a video!video! !Those wings are obviously real. Look, how flexible they are, and a few feathers have fallen off. My God, did the country invent some black technology?Or genetic medicine...'

A group of people were blown up.

'Are there really angels in the world? '

"Maybe it's an alien hybrid. You see, as soon as the second prince of Asgard came, he helped welcome his relatives and danced. Maybe they are related."I said before, how could there be such a beautiful boy on earth. '

There was a lot of discussion on the Internet, and all the characters who appeared in the live video were discussed for a while.

It wasn't until the government finally reacted and frantically cut off the live broadcast that this incident was temporarily terminated.

But the few live videos that have been released can no longer be taken back.

Meanwhile, S.H.I.E.L.D. finally took action.

At this moment, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents felt very accomplished and proud.

Because, this time the heroes who save the world are no longer superheroes, but them.

When the superheroes all run off to dance.

They fulfilled their duties, strictly guarded their combat positions, wore special earmuffs and glasses, did not listen to Carlos' magical singing and dancing, and shuttled through the 'dance scene' covertly like gophers one by one. Addicted to dance, the Chitauri people who have forgotten to conquer the earth' beat the sap.

Knock out one, drag one away; knock out one, drag one away... Quickly and accurately carry out the big clearing activities.

Of course, the president's 'son-in-law' Rocky also received special 'hospitality'.

Not counting the sap, Agent Coulson, who took the lead, used his standard taser to give Loki a hard blow, 'I'm telling you to mess around!Tell you to repent!Tell you to start in chaos and end in abandonment! Inexplicably feeling refreshed: "It always feels like revenge, strange, do I have revenge with him?"

So, wait until Carlos fully wakes up from the 'paradise of dance art'.

He was lying alone in an empty room, surrounded by thousands of mountains and birds, and thousands of people disappeared.

Everyone was afraid that he would continue to dance with others after he woke up, so they all hid away.

It wasn't until they found out in the surveillance video that Carlos didn't want to continue dancing that they decided to send someone in to make a simple inquiry about the 'New York group dancing outbreak' incident.

The black one-eyed director first expressed his refusal seriously, he did not want to share a space with Carlos and breathe a piece of air.

Agent Hill is directing the agents to continue with the finishing work.

Agent Coulson wouldn't mind going in, but he's busy placating the Avengers and X-Men right now.

Natasha saw the video of herself dancing on the Internet, that blind thing that didn't hit a single beat, and she went berserk.

Because of this, she dragged out Hawkeye, who had just woken up, and beat him directly as a sandbag.

Others reacted just fine.

The captain is very grateful that he is wearing a uniform and a helmet; Tony has decided not to spread the news of 'Tony Stark is Iron Man' in his life, this 'Iron Man dancing video' is too shameful; Thanks to Professor Charles and Hank for their decision to cover their faces and not show them.

So, finally decided to let Professor Charles go in and ask about the situation.

Firstly, Carlos is not a criminal, so there is no need to pay too much attention to avoiding suspicion; secondly, Professor Charles generously agreed with them to use surveillance video to observe their conversations at any time; thirdly, when facing someone close to him, Carlos Should tell the truth.

Based on these considerations, Professor Charles is really the best candidate.

Warren took the initiative to grab Alex's job, followed the professor, helped push the wheelchair, and entered the house together.

"Did you sleep well?" Professor Charles asked gently as soon as he came in.

His blue eyes were full of smiles. Although Carlos' abilities had various pitfalls, if he didn't use them on himself and just watched from the sidelines, he would actually be quite happy.

However, Carlos did not feel the joy.

He collapsed on the bed with an expression of 'I'm a useless person.jpg', making Warren look at him very worriedly.

To some extent, he danced non-stop for seven or eight hours. Although he was energetic and physically strong, he still felt exhausted psychologically.

"It's not good at all."

Seeing Professor Charles come in, because Carlos was so good-looking and beautiful, even if he was lying on the bed, he couldn't help but grab the hand he extended, and put his face against it intimately. At the same time, he couldn't help but The villain first complained, "Warren is such a jerk. He came to kiss me even after drinking. I told him to wait, but he refused to listen. I don't drink very well, and my memory will be broken when I drink..."

"Ahem..." Warren, who was a little jealous just now, suddenly coughed twice in embarrassment.

Professor Charles glanced at him meaningfully, and finally understood what was going on with the phrase "Carlos drank some wine, but really only a little, very little" he explained to SHIELD.

But Carlos soon turned his attention to something else.

He asked curiously: "By the way, have I sang and danced this time?"

Professor Charles raised his eyebrows and replied calmly: "I sang and danced."

"Oh, it's a good thing my mother isn't here, otherwise she would be sad again." Carlos said happily.

"sad?"

"To tell you the truth, my talent in this area is really unique." Carlos said complacently: "I am really a master in the field of art. The ability to sing and dance can be said to be in the Olympus Mountains." , is also ranked in the top three. According to my estimates, there is probably no one on the entire earth who can match my level. Before, even Apollo, the sun god, praised me, when listening to my singing or watching me dance, It can wake up Ye Xiao, make people go out of their bodies, and disappear..."

Standing in front of the surveillance video, Nick Fury, who focused on the screen with his one eye, couldn't help turning his head slightly and asked, "Wake up the night owl, and make people go out of their bodies and disappear...is this a compliment?"

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agent on the side thought about it carefully, and replied cautiously: "Maybe, it counts in their world."

"...Because I danced so well!" Carlos couldn't help kicking his legs on the bed proudly, planning to stand up and gesture again, so scared that the professor pressed him down and signaled him to rest.

He gave up regretfully, and continued to explain: "...the charisma is extraordinary, dazzling, like the sun, making everyone irresistible, and it is me. My mother who loves beauty always feels that when I dance, she It will be overshadowed, so every time I dance, she feels very sad. Alas, women are always like this, sentimental."

Professor Charles and Warren didn't know what to say anymore.

There is probably only one thought in everyone's mind: 'He can play so well, why doesn't he know how to be ashamed? '

However, when Carlos thought about his mother, he couldn't help showing a helpless expression, but with a hint of complacency.

He talked sincerely, and said in a slightly doting tone: "I actually seldom sing or dance. After all, in the pursuit of beauty, I think that a man will look more gentlemanly if he gives way to a woman. Moreover , my mother has always been small-minded, not as good as a man like me who doesn't care too much, I restrain myself a little and stop dancing and singing, in exchange for her bright smile, it's worth it."

This kind of "mysterious self-confidence" really has nothing to say.

Everyone felt that even telling him the truth at this time, 'You're doing radio gymnastics, doesn't look good at all. ’ And, ‘You are not on the beat, let alone Mount Olympus, just any dancer on the earth will kill you instantly’, he would not believe it.

Maybe, he will still cast a contemptuous look at the person who speaks, "You are jealous of me, you envy me, you don't understand art, you are so small-minded".

Professor Charles took a deep breath, tried his best to hold back his laughter, and tried to find a way to continue asking.

He first echoed: "Uh...you sing and dance very well..."

Everyone who watched this scene was in awe: Professor Xavier really deserves his reputation and is a professional coaxer of children when he opens his eyes and speaks nonsense with such sincerity.

"but……"

Professor Charles stared at Carlos seriously, with a trace of childlike curiosity in his blue eyes: "Do you know what happened after I danced?"

"I know!" Carlos replied quite simply.

"You know?" the professor repeated with a rather surprised emphasis.

Then, he added more carefully, and asked more gently and persuasively: "I mean... At that time, everyone couldn't help but dance with you. Do you know why?"

"Of course it's because I dance well and have artistic appeal."

Carlos answered confidently.

Everyone: ...hehe.