Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

This earth is different from the earth I know

Loki was caught in a strange situation.

According to his expected normal development, it should be like this: Alien gods came to invade the earth - Earth people rose up to resist the aggression - various schemes or battles were experienced in the middle - Alien gods (referring to himself) led the Chitauri army , Defeat the earthlings, win the victory—rule the earth—return to Asgard—become the common king of the earth and Asgard.

But the actual development is like this: Alien gods came to invade the earth-the earth people were just ashamed, and they offered horses to ask for peace (no).

It's so hateful, you guys skipped a lot of the plot, is it God's permission? ! !If you do this, what should I do next?

Because of the above problems, Loki lost his direction in life for a while.

On the other end, Captain America was holding his shield, standing in the cabin, turned his head, and politely asked Coulson, who was piloting the plane: "Does this mean, uh... I have nothing to do? If so, please Just find a place to put me down. I'm rushing back to school, and I still haven't finished my homework for several subjects."

Coulson: ...Captain q_q

In the end, Rocky led the three horses and followed Natasha.

It's just that, this time, he didn't feign surrender and become a prisoner, but as... er, the son-in-law of the earth?

The president quickly adopted the three horses, completed the household registration, and became the honorable father-in-law of the second prince of Asgard?

While lamenting the decline of the world and the loss of morality, the black director seized the time to urge HR to complete the entry procedures for the three horses as soon as possible?

'The world is getting a little...weird? '

Coulson held his forehead, always feeling that things would not go so smoothly, his headache was splitting from thinking about it, and he only felt that his hairline was worrying.

Tony Stark was wearing steel armor, wandered around, and found that he had nothing to do with him!

Dr. Banner tracked the Cosmic Cube conscientiously, and as soon as he met Stark who took off his steel armor, the two tech geeks got together to do research.

On that day, all the major TV stations began broadcasting news about the 'Second Prince of Asgard's Visit to Earth'.

The spokesperson of the US Ministry of Foreign Affairs xx is also particularly good at brushing the sense of presence.

At the international press conference, he expressed on behalf of all the people of the earth: the earth is very much looking forward to increasing the political mutual trust between the earth and Asgard through the visit of the second prince Loki this time, and through communication, Properly handle the relationship between each other, deepen practical cooperation, forge a chain of friendship, and work together for the friendly cooperation and common development of the two planets.

There are also countless gossips on the market.

And so on: The second prince of Asgard is in love with the three (horse) sons of the president, and it is suspected that the wedding date is approaching.Picture: Rocky leads three horses.jpg.

They used a large page to fabricate a love story comparable to "Roman Holiday", an alien prince who visited privately in a micro-service, and met three strong and fit men on the street...then, they fell in love at first sight.

If the objects of neglect are three horses, this story is really romantic and bizarre.

But the people of Earth obviously find it very interesting.

Like horses?It’s pretty good, it doesn’t matter if the alien friends have a bit of a bad taste, peaceful coexistence is the most important thing, haha.

They have shelled out dollars to buy tabloids (not for gossip), to show their support.

There are also girls who sigh for it, "Hey, he is so handsome, with long legs and thin waist, which makes people want to fall down, but why does he like horses?" '

At this time, he finally got rid of the magic power of the golden arrow of Eros, the god of love, deeply felt that the past few days were too embarrassing, and he had no face to see Odin again.

He was surprised to find: 'This atrium is a bit different from the one I visited last time'.

The current atrium.

Rocky's popularity is very high!It's so high... ten random people on the side of the road, at least eight of them, can describe in detail Loki's name, appearance, appearance, and the identity of the second prince of Asgard.

Then, he investigated carefully and his whole body was in a mess.

Because... During this period of time, the latest news about the evil god Loki on the side of the atrium has been spread like this by the enthusiastic people of the earth: "Loki and the three (horse) sons of our president have been conceived." Congratulations, the wedding will be held in the atrium soon! '

Sol: ...my brother is getting married and having a baby, but I was the last to know?

So, except for Hawkeye who didn't know where Loki instructed him to go.

When all the members of the Avengers gathered on the Aegis Helicarrier for the first time, everyone's expressions were a little dazed.

Why is this plot like a running beast, beyond recognition?

Dr. Banner, the only one who remained awake, pushed his glasses and spoke in a low voice: "I don't believe that Loki would give up his ambition for love. Do you really believe the nonsense of those magazines and tabloids?"

"Who knows?"

Tony clicked on the potato chips, and said casually: "The universe is so big, there are all kinds of surprises, maybe he just loves this, and it's nothing unusual."

The captain looked at him curiously: "Why are you here? Where is Iron Man?"

"I'm in charge of maintenance and helping Fury with some science experiments."

Tony simply said perfunctorily: "Don't worry, when it's time to show up, he will naturally show up handsomely and save you."

Black Widow, who knew Iron Man's true identity, was silent.

Tony asked casually again: "What do you two think Loki thinks?"

The captain and Natasha looked at each other, not knowing how to answer this question.

The former simply felt that as an old antique, even if it was a fight with the same gender, he would be extremely shocked. Now that there is a god and a horse, the span is too big... His whole world view has been broken, and he cannot be relieved for the time being God comes; the latter feels rigorously, 'Although I am an expert in emotions, I am limited to human emotions.As for gods and horses, I'm sorry, I don't understand, so I don't speak. '

"Anyway, I don't think Loki is a good person." Dr. Banner clenched a pen tightly to hide his discomfort in speaking in front of everyone.

But his words are still quite sharp: "He stole the Cosmic Cube, conspired against the earth, and acted like a madman with unscrupulous behavior..."

"Be careful what you say, Loki is my younger brother." Thor couldn't help but stop angrily.

"He has taken a fancy to three horses and plans to get married." Natasha stated calmly.

Saul replied subconsciously: "He was adopted."

The wind is turning too fast...

Everyone looked at him speechlessly.

"He is a child of a frost giant, and I don't know what a frost giant would like!"

Thor hurriedly argued: "Maybe the frost giants like horses, race instinct or something..."

The Avengers, who were worried about the issue of 'Asgard and Earth's marriage and establishment of diplomatic relations', believed it was true: 'Oh, no wonder Loki is like this, it turns out that the race of frost giants naturally likes horses! '

(Frost Giant King Lao Feisen: ... Fuck your mother's racial instinct, you bastard Odin's brat! Did the Frost Giant provoke you? I really got shot lying down!)

It can be seen that Thor has always adhered to the principle of pit brother for 100 years and has never wavered.

His arrival not only failed to refute and clarify Loki's rumors, but also provided a reasonable theoretical basis for Loki's weird "concept of mate selection".What he has done is really a model of getting darker and darker.

Under such circumstances, Rocky and Ma are a foregone conclusion. (Don't believe it——)

However, even though he was not imprisoned or imprisoned this time, he was treated as a VIP.

Loki's plan of 'leading the Chitauri army to conquer the earth' remains unshakable: "Can you bribe me with just three horses as a tribute? You underestimate the gods!"

However, although he looked down on the earthlings, Sol's sudden arrival still added a little bit of pressure to him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Sol came up, he apologized to him very sincerely: "I'm sorry, brother, I didn't know that you actually (like horses)..."

Thinking of Loki's overly sensitive character, he paused for a rare thoughtful moment, before finishing his sentence, he continued, "I misunderstood you about the previous proposal to the Jotunheim giantess on your behalf."

"It's good that you know." Loki said unceremoniously: "In the future, you should use your brain more, and don't always ruin my reputation."

"However, you also have to apologize to me for the previous prank."

Sol bluntly accused: "You abused the golden arrow of Eros to cause trouble to others, and your behavior is very bad."

If the person who came to question him was Odin, Loki might still feel guilty, but facing Thor, he wasn't afraid at all.

He pretended to be innocent very naturally, blinked his flexible eyes, and casually said without sincerity: "Oh, I'm sorry."

Saul heard his coping, and immediately glared at him angrily, but there was really nothing he could do about him, so he could only say angrily, "I hope you will become more mature after you get married."

He said in a tone that was very patient and somewhat majestic: "Although I found three at a time, if you like... I will still represent Asgard and come to the wedding."

"What? Who's getting married?"

Loki, who claims to be smart, for the first time in his life, can't understand what Thor is saying.

In the 'warm' period of the brothers' narration.

On a plane outside the Aegis Mothership, Hawkeye Clint, controlled by the Mind Stone, raised his bow, aimed at the Aegis Mothership, and hit the target with an arrow.

Loki's plan still unfolded as scheduled.

However, this time, at a critical moment when the mothership is about to crash.

All the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents had no fear, no anxiety, no panic in their hearts, and they all thought about one thing in their hearts: "Unfortunately! The alien gods always give up! You are worthy of the three members of the president's family. (horse) son?"