Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

How can you not follow the routine?

Carlos' dream journey is still different from what he imagined.

As soon as he saw Warren in his dream, before he could take out the draft he had worked so hard to read over, Warren pulled him directly into a big bed.

'Huh, so enthusiastic?Haha, you are not angry anymore!And... what a coincidence, I really want to do it again recently! '

He blinked his big eyes, thinking happily in his heart.

Then, what nonsense are you talking about, just go straight to it!

He happily threw away the draft he had written, put his arms around Warren's waist and kissed...fuck, adultery...any word!Anyway, I didn't feel pain in my dream, I just felt refreshed.

Warren was absolutely pissed off at first, and you could tell from the movements that it was more forceful and less gentle than last time.

But "Carlos in the dream" is really cute and cute, and he doesn't always say some irritating things like he did during the day.More importantly, the two are really in tune. No matter what he thinks, "Carlos in the dream" will not protest, but join in with enthusiasm and cooperate enthusiastically.

So, as he was doing it, he couldn't help but start to take care of the other person's feelings softly.

However, after a night of lingering, I woke up again the next morning.

Warren stared silently at the sheets that were soiled again...

For a while, he hugged his head with both hands, his face collapsed: "If this continues, I will go crazy one day."and……'

"Am I actually this kind of person?"

He couldn't help examining himself carefully and repeatedly in his heart: "If you can't get it in reality, do you want to have sex in your dreams?"

Although Carlos' various behaviors are indeed very annoying.

But he still felt that it was a bit shameful for him to have such a dream, or in other words, he was too much like a pathetic loser who dared not do anything in reality and could only be satisfied in the dream.

"I can't go on like this anymore."

Warren murmured to himself, "If it's not a mental illness, then it must be because of too much energy..."

Then, he went to the New York underworld and signed up to fight black boxing.

That night, exhausted from a fierce cage fight, he finally managed to fall asleep without 'dreaming' about Carlos.

But in fact, after (unilaterally) thinking that he and Warren had reconciled, Carlos turned around and went to other things the next night, so naturally he didn't have the extra time to 'fall asleep'.

He is still very busy every day.

During the school days, he was quite well-known due to his good looks and the 'cos photos' circulated on the Internet. He could always receive all kinds of party invitations. In addition, although he has a straightforward personality, he gets along with him for a long time. If you do it, you will feel that it is sincere and authentic, so the popularity is very good.

Moreover, the most important thing is that not long ago, the high priest of Imerton finally succeeded in creating a cult with a scale of tens of thousands of people.

He was quite proud, and finally got the treasure in front of Carlos, and asked Carlos to show his face by the way, so that everyone could recognize God.

Under normal circumstances, Carlos is still very face-saving to his priests.

Although Imerton's mind was always a little confused, he didn't dislike it too much, so he went.

I don't know where the high priest rented a place similar to a chapel as a venue.

The high-level core personnel of the 'cult', each with a headshot of 'God Carlos', in suits and leather shoes, signed in solemnly, and then prepared to meet the gods.

"Hey, are you here too?"

"How can I not come, my boss said, show some piousness, satisfy the 'high priest', and pay an extra month's salary later."

Therefore, if your brain is not bright, you are not only disgusted by God, but also fooled by your subordinates.

Imerton, nicknamed the 'High Priest', relied on force to conquer the world in the underworld. All the little bosses in the underworld think of him as a madman who is 'super strong in force, and somehow insists on everyone believing in God'.

But in order not to be beaten, everyone decided to forcefully coax him!If you are happy, let him lead everyone to continue fighting and grabbing territory. '

Imerton also considers himself a very successful missionary.

At this time, a group of false believers walked in after signing in, pretending to kneel down to Carlos.

Carlos was not interested in being kneeled down, so he casually let the group of people find their own place to sit.

Then, he glanced calmly, and immediately said, "Haven't you opened a temple or set up a priest before you bullied me?"You don't have any light of faith on your body, how dare you pretend to be my believer? '

Logically speaking, if this kind of ceremony is done well, the gods will generally bless it.

But now, let alone blessings, Carlos felt that he was being magnanimous if he didn't curse each of them after he was tricked.

At this moment, something happened suddenly that distracted his attention.

Rocky is on TV.

The evil god of Asgard has a golden body and a reindeer helmet on his head.

In the live TV footage, Zheng swaggered and asked people to kneel down to him, and then, complacently, he published an opinion about 'freedom'.

Carlos opened his mouth and let out a small yawn while listening to his speech.

He felt that Loki was simply full and had nothing to do.

Gods generally have their own arrogance.

But on Mount Olympus, even the most boring and idle gods will not be idle and chatting nonsense with humans. What a lovely little girl.

However, Imerton looked very excited.

He also secretly thought in his heart: "That's right, this is the way of the gods. Accept kneel down and rule over mankind! Listen, what a god with pursuit and great ambition!"

He couldn't hold back, and even praised him without hesitation: "The god of thunder last time was a bit unreliable, but this god of Loki is really extraordinary."

Extraordinary?

Carlos glanced at him in surprise. He really didn't understand the brain circuit of the high priest, and couldn't help thinking: ... Should I really consider changing to a priest?This silly bubbling guy really affects my image too much.

So, in Imerton's eyes, compared with Loki, the majestic evil god on TV, and Carlos, who is lazily spread out in a chair, he is really getting more and more unable to control his disgust for his own god in his heart. up.

Not enterprising, no ambition... If this goes on, how can there be any future for development?

He rolled his eyes cunningly, and suddenly suggested that today's ceremony should end here.

Carlos had no interest in this kind of ritual in the first place.

He didn't become a god by faith, and he was just trying to save face for his priests before, so he was tired of it, so he readily agreed after hearing it.

Then, High Priest Imerton, who had long been willing to quit, quickly sent Carlos away, turned himself into yellow sand, and planned to join Loki.

Unfortunately, he was doomed to fail.

Because, just when the evil god of "majestic" was about to kill an opponent to stand up, there was a long hiss of a horse suddenly, and Natasha, the black widow, was riding a motorcycle, but she was driving three horses. A very strange pattern appeared right in front of Loki.

In fact, if it's not in the downtown area, and Natasha's "Horse Wrangling" skill point is not full, and she can't manage so many horses, the bald chief still plans to ask her to bring a herd of horses, at least a dozen or so Twenty or so...

After all, with a wide range of choices, the probability of winning the bid is also high.

However, Natasha's whole person is not very good: "What kind of taste do aliens have? They used to send me to beauties, and now they still send me, but the beauties are not me, but horses!"

Natasha, who was instantly unemployed, looked at the evil god Loki with a strange expression.

Loki was also a little dazed.

His original plan was to feign surrender, infiltrate into the enemy's camp, play tricks on people's hearts, and provoke the Hulk to do sabotage.

But the earth at least sends a Captain America, Iron Man and the like to come over to fight, and at the last time, an army, or the police are also fine, but can you find a woman to drive a group of horses over? ?How can this tm pretend to surrender?

You bastards, how can you not follow the routine?How does this get me going?

"Uh... this Loki god, do you like that horse?"

At such a speechless moment, although the professional agent Natasha was extremely embarrassed, she still maintained her consistent professional standards and asked the most critical questions in a serious manner.

When she asked the question, less than one meter ahead, the three tall horses, white, brown, and black, raised their chests and raised their heads, their temples were flying, and they hissed from time to time. They were very energetic. handsome man.

Loki couldn't figure out the routine at this moment, blinking his eyes with a dazed expression.

You must know that for the parties involved in the rumor, no matter what the rumor is, you are always the last to know.

And Loki is well-known in God's Domain for being narrow-minded and fond of holding grudges. Therefore, the rumor of the eight-legged horse has spread widely in private, but no one has dared to mention it in front of him.

Because of this, Loki didn't understand what the appearance of these horses meant.

However, he was smart enough to think about the thoughts of the people on earth, and speculated that it was a sign of human beings submitting to peace.Similar to the kind of behavior... offering tribute to the gods, asking the gods to stop being angry, or asking the gods to provide blessings.

'Hehe, I haven't done anything yet...all the people on Earth are kneeling? '

'What a cowardly ants. '

'However, since it is a tribute! '

'Then, I'll accept it bluntly. '

Thinking of this, Loki raised the corners of his lips in a half-smile.

He glanced at Natasha appreciatively, and said with a hint of reserved arrogance: "It looks good, let's keep it!"

Natasha had mixed feelings.

She didn't want to believe the absurd move of the bald director's whimsical "marriage with horses to save the world", but because she was a subordinate, she had to do it, but the effect seemed to be good at this moment, and she seemed to feel the right pulse unexpectedly... …

But she didn't know what expression to show.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents watching the live broadcast cheered together: "Great, he accepted it, success!"

One small step for a horse, one giant leap for man!

From this day on, the earth will start a new chapter of establishing diplomatic relations with alien gods.

The earth and Asgard will be united forever, and I wish Prince Loki and the horses a harmonious and happy life and grow old forever.

"Director, the White House sent a congratulatory message. At the same time, the president said that he would adopt these three horses, as long as the household registration is in his name."

"It's up to them to do this, but tell HR to act quickly and go through a simple entry procedure for these three horses. From today onwards, they can also be regarded as agents of our Aegis."