Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

What does Rocky like?

Warren left anyway.

He was pissed off by Carlos, and his fingers trembled a little when he took the money to check out...

That's right, even though he was so angry, he still paid for the damn cookie.

During this process, the scheming dog Carlos has been watching him pitifully.

But Warren was so cold-hearted that he didn't even look at him.

They parted at the door of this restaurant.

Warren left in a huff, probably returning home; Carlos stood lonely for a while, turned around and went in, packed all the cookies that Warren didn't eat, stuffed them in his pocket, and decided to go to see Warren in his dream again tonight, As for what to say, he planned to go back and make a draft.

On the other end, the black director of S.H.I.E.L.D. has had a short video chat with Professor Charles.

He hoped that if a war broke out between the evil god Loki and the earth, the mutants could also provide some help.

But Professor Charles, from the bottom of his heart, did not want his students to participate in the war.

In his soft heart, all the students are still children, and each of them needs protection.

In fact, it is true to say that, even the older Scott and Qin, according to the life development trajectory of normal people, are just college students who have not entered the society.Most of them are not proficient in combat experience, they are more academic, with rich theory and general practical foundation.

In this regard, Magneto has warmly offered invitations many times.

A similar meaning is probably: 'The fraternity has many positions to choose from, and also provides a variety of colorful practical opportunities for free, welcome to join. '

When Professor Charles went out a few times, he shamelessly sent toads and saber-toothed tigers to the gate of X College to distribute leaflets and small advertisements. If Scott hadn't discovered that two laser beams shot people into the air, they would still Really almost tricked a few low-grade mutant students in the past.

At that time, Carlos hadn't left the X Academy to go to college outside.

When he learned of what Magneto had done from the aggrieved Scott, all the new and old hatreds came to his heart.

He immediately let go of the broadcasting agency that he was the first to set up as the host, and now he found it annoying, and left it alone, and broadcast an important message throughout the school: Fraternity?Business without a license!A black-hearted workshop without a license!

staff?Employees don't talk about hygiene!Do not pay attention to health and moral corruption!

daily?Dirty and messy working environment!No insurance, no insurance!

Arrears of wages, arrears of wages!Take jujube pills!Take jujube pills!

It was broadcast once in the morning, at noon and in the evening, each time lasting half an hour, and the brainwashing cycle was repeated.

Try to be able to recite the next sentence silently in your heart as soon as you hear 'no gifts for this year's festival'.

Immediately afterwards, he teamed up with the phantom cats Katie, Blink, and Li Qianhuan to start a new long-form serialized story with pictures of "The Unscrupulous Boss Magneto Squeezes Employees" on the "Magic Stories" that has become the school magazine. .

In these stories with pictures, they vividly portray various classic characters.

For example, 'the saber-toothed tiger is a saber-toothed tiger when it's working, and it acts as a pet cat when it's not working'; When I was Mystique, when I was not working, I had to take the initiative to go out and work part-time as a model, earning money to support the entire fraternity'.

The students of X College were amazed at these little stories that didn't know the truth or falsehood.

In private, they secretly called these short stories "Teaching You How to Squeeze a Mutant"; "[-] Ways to Use Mutants";

In short, try everything possible to prevent the students of x college from joining this kind of bad organization with no future.

Carlos' operation was very successful.

After Beast Hank and Wolverine Logan found out about Magneto's behavior, before they had time to take action, they found out speechlessly, and there was no need to worry at all.

At least within X Academy, Magneto has been hacked by Carlos, and has become synonymous with 'scumbag boss, fraudster'.

Wolverine was very amazed by this, especially when he saw his brother Saber-toothed Tiger in the story with pictures, the expression on his pet cat's cute expression, he couldn't help gloating.

He couldn't help sighing: "Young people these days really can't offend... Tsk tsk."

When Professor Charles returned to school after attending some academic lectures, he couldn't bear to say a good word for Magneto: "Actually, he just has wrong ideas, but he is not too bad a person."

Everyone who had been brainwashed by Carlos all squinted and said earnestly: "You are too soft-hearted and kind, Professor."

Professor Charles who was "soft-hearted and kind-hearted" couldn't laugh or cry.

Ignore these gossips, everyone in X College loves peace and lives happily, and it is true that there have not been many opportunities for practice.

So, facing the request of the black director.

In the end, the professor just agreed to say, "If the situation is really serious, I won't stand by" and didn't promise anything more.Anyway, unless it was absolutely necessary, he would never agree to let everyone go to the battlefield.

The black chief knew the professor's character well, and he didn't intend to push him too hard before the incident happened.

What's more, he still has a surprise soldier in his hand—the Avenger, so, in a short time, he is not too anxious to call for reinforcements.

"Carlos, I want you to ask me if he has any information about the evil god Loki, such as what Loki's personality is like, what he likes, what he is afraid of..." After all the previous things were said, Nick Fury made the request again.

Professor Charles was taken aback: "You can call him yourself and ask him."

"It's hard for me to communicate with that kid."

The black chief showed a difficult expression of 'I'd rather die', and replied tactfully.

Professor Charles couldn't help laughing at Fury's slightly exaggerated performance.

In Charles' mind, Carlos is a very coaxable existence compared to other mutant children who are always out of control at the beginning of their abilities.

Under normal circumstances, as long as you don't offend him, he never uses his abilities indiscriminately. Although the accident physique always creates some ridiculous little troubles, but when you really get along with him, you will find that he is very caring.

For example, the last time Tony was kidnapped, I don’t say the result, but he did take the high priest and the skeletons all the way to the rescue; and, after so many years, on Mrs. Maria Stark’s small balcony, from There is no lack of flowers, no matter what time or season, there will always be flowers, birds and flowers; and the scale of the pasture of X College is also made by Carlos' tireless persistence. The milk that the students have every morning, the pasture is completely Self-sufficiency; in Kurt's mailbox, at the end of each semester, there will be important and difficult points of various knowledge exams brought by Carlos; Scott, who loves to drive modified motorcycles, and him from Tony Stark Besides, although he was stingy about food, he never minded giving Charles the money he earned to create a foundation to help mutants.

He lives happily and truly, whoever treats him well, he will also think of treating him well.

It is for these reasons that even though people outside think that Carlos is too much and no matter how capable he is, everyone in X Academy still likes him very much.

Professor Charles also always thinks that Carlos is a good boy.

Therefore, he felt that Nick Fury's attitude was too much, and he deliberately wanted to alleviate Carlos' 'scary' image.

So, he simply called Carlos in front of the black chief who hadn't hung up the video, frankly asked about Loki's information, and then turned off the phone.

When Carlos received this call, he was drafting a draft for tonight's "Dream Operation", and he was a little annoyed when he heard that "Loki is coming to Earth to do something again".

Moreover, he does not know much about the evil god Loki, after all, they are not from the same domain.

But because it was his favorite Professor Charles who called, he still suppressed his irritability and tried hard to recall Rocky's "brilliant deeds".

"Loki's character, I only know that he likes to lie. What is he afraid of? Maybe he is afraid of their god king Odin? As for what he likes..."

In addition to the "Loki stealing Sif's hair cut" and "tricking Thor to wear women's clothing to regain Thor's Hammer" he once said, he racked his brains for a long time, and finally remembered another ridiculous rumor: "I I vaguely overheard Hermes chatting about how Loki once had a good relationship with a horse named Svadir Farley, and gave birth to a foal with eight legs for that horse."

Professor Charles: ...Is the 'better' you mean the one I understand?Eight legs?Where is biogenomics?

Nick Fury: ...The three views were broken so suddenly and so pretentious, I didn't have time to react.

In fact, Loki did turn into a filly to tease the god Masvadilfari, but at the last moment, he was smart enough to use magic to replace himself with the prepared mare , That mare did give birth to an eight-legged horse later, but the descendants of the god horse are somewhat unique and normal.

The eight-legged horse was later favored by him as a mount for God King Odin.

But obviously, compared to 'Rocky was clever and witty and won the bet';

"Locky turned into a mare, messed with the god horse, and gave birth to an eight-legged horse" is obviously more satisfying for everyone's gossip mood.

Especially for the boring gods of Mount Olympus who love to watch other jokes in the domain of God.

It is not once or twice that they slander the Asa Protoss, so they will naturally choose the latter statement to spread.

As the saying goes: spread rumors with one mouth, and refute them quickly.

Even though it happened so many years ago, when Carlos thinks back to this day, his first impression is still the rumor that 'Loki turned into a mare, messed with a god horse, and gave birth to an eight-legged horse'.

Therefore, based on this rumor, he also gave a very serious suggestion: "Maybe he likes horses. When he comes back to the earth, you might as well give him a bunch of horses! In ancient times, there were beauties, and the earth can come with a beautify horse trick." Maybe, he was overjoyed and entered into an marriage relationship with the earth, and from then on, the earth and Asgard became a loving family."

Professor Charles & Nick Fury:  …

After hanging up the phone, Professor Charles looked at the black bureau for a long time in silence.

After a while, he laughed twice and said, "It's probably just a rumor, Carlos must have remembered it wrong."

Nick Fury turned his head slightly and thought for a while.

Then, he said solemnly: "Anyway, it doesn't hurt to get a few horses to try, maybe it can really stop the war and save the earth."

Professor Charles: ...If it is saved by a few horses, I think the earth is going to be bad!

He felt that he was completely messed up in the wind, and he didn't know what to say.

Nick Fury is still thinking about that expressionless face.

Finally, Professor Charles reluctantly reminded: "You can send horses, but remember not to be in Washington State."

"What?" Fury recovered from his thoughts and asked in surprise.

"The law of the Washington state government stipulates that the weight of sexual intercourse animals must not exceed 18kg, otherwise it is illegal."

From another perspective, the knowledgeable and talented Professor Charles warned rigorously.

Fury was speechless: ...you think so much!

Then, he resolutely hung up the 'very rich' video call. The excitement was too great, so he had to take his time.