Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

I share your cookies!

Language is a really amazing thing.

The sleep talk that Sol said was supposed to be full of elder brother's caring words, probably similar to 'brother, eat more, grow taller and stronger, don't be too thin. '

But under the succinct summary of the cheating Hawkeye Clint, the taste... has obviously changed.

Loki only felt that he once again felt a kind of deep malice and pain that surrounded him since he was a child.

How hard it is for a legal system that grew up among warriors to survive through hard work!But at the same time as working so hard, you have to be scorned and laughed at by a group of stupid big guys...

He cried out in pain from the bottom of his heart: 'Chicken Saul, why don't you go to the dog leash? '

All kinds of unsatisfactory things made the patient with advanced secondary illness, and the rebellious god Loki set up a grand ambition indignantly.

He began to imagine himself "after conquering the earth, leading the army to return to Asgard with their carbine guns, and let Thor, the pit brother, completely kneel under him from now on, and never dared to talk nonsense again". (That's just a great illusion).

At the same time, another god who stayed on the earth——Carlos, was concentrating on eating and eating.

It can be seen that gods with different personalities have different pursuits.

But if the earthlings were to choose, probably...

It would be better to be ruled by the evil god Loki and constantly torn b with his brother Thor; it would be better to be ruled by the god Carlos, sitting around and eating dessert together.

Carlos has already finished two fried chicken set meals, and is studying the plate of three cookies after the meal seriously.

Warren sat across from him, watching him with a soft smile in his eyes, and his affection was beyond words.

At this time, as long as a person has eyes, he can probably see that his share may not be stated, but it has really shown enough frank and direct feelings.

It's a pity that Carlos seems to be blind, and only knows to concentrate on looking at his cookies.

He not only looked at it, but also gestured back and forth with his fingers. His handsome face was full of concentration. Finally, as if he had made up his mind, he carefully and meticulously picked up the table knife and cut the cookies into pieces. Two neat pieces.Then, he picked up two cut cookies and compared them carefully back and forth. After confirming that they were of average size, he reluctantly pushed half of them to Warren: "Try it, it's delicious. .”

Warren wanted to laugh again.

He thought, he must really like this guy with blonde curly hair.

Otherwise, this guy is obviously so stingy and gluttonous, plus willful and coquettish, self-centered, and sometimes bossy and irritating.

But no matter what it looks like, good or bad, he still thinks it's very cute, it's almost like being possessed by an evil spirit.

However, the development of the next thing... soon made him unable to continue to maintain that soft mood.

Carlos can always piss people off and tell everyone how to write the word 'excessive' in less than a minute.

"If you're looking for a lover..."

After eating and drinking, he resumed the previous topic.

Moreover, he uttered an unbelievable sentence to Warren: "If you want to find a lover, at least you have to satisfy me!"

Warren suddenly raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Why?"

"Why?" Carlos asked strangely, "Is there anything you can't understand about what I said?"

"Why do I want to satisfy you when I'm looking for a lover?" Warren frowned, trying to be patient.

"Because if I'm not satisfied, I won't bless you and let you have children." Carlos replied threateningly.

At this moment, Warren had a hard time describing how he felt.

Because, he couldn't figure out whether Carlos said this out of a child's cruel and naive possessiveness, or a better kind... For example, he didn't feel completely indifferent to himself?

But because I like it so much, I'm afraid that if I make a mistake, it will affect the development of each other's relationship.

Therefore, he had no choice but to try his best to suppress the complicated thoughts in his heart, carefully weighed the pros and cons, and carefully said in a flat tone, following Carlos's intentions, "Then don't have children."

Carlos was a little dumbfounded.

But soon, he became furious. Is that woman so good, so good that she doesn't even want to have a child?He really wanted to take out his exquisite longbow, and shoot a hundred golden arrows at the disobedient boy in front of him, one arrow after another, and ruthlessly poke a hundred holes in his body!

But at this moment, Warren suddenly said, "If you must be satisfied before I can find a lover, then what about you?"

"Me what?" Carlos continued to stare at him inexplicably.

"If you're looking for a lover, shouldn't you also ask for my permission in advance?" Warren didn't know what he thought of, and inadvertently raised the corners of his lips, with a faint smile, but he still maintained a calm expression on his face.

"Of course not."

Carlos raised his head and replied proudly: "I am God."

The smile on Warren's face disappeared instantly.

A bucket of cold water was poured on his head. It was throbbing just now, but now he was so annoyed.

With a blank expression on his face, he looked at Carlos's face with a strange look, and deliberately asked slowly: "So, you can find a lover casually, but ask me to find a lover only with your consent?"

"That's right, that's it." Carlos replied bluntly.

"Why?" Warren was taken aback by the bandit logic.

It was difficult for him to maintain a happy mood in front of such Carlos, and he couldn't help asking sarcastically, "What is our relationship? Why should I listen to you?"

'Warren, you are disobedient! '

Carlos stared at it accusingly, as if he had received a heavy blow, and his blood bar was almost emptied in an instant.

But in front of Carlos, Warren rarely restrained the love in his heart, showing an almost indifferent look that he would only show when facing strangers.

His handsome face was indifferent, and he looked at Carlos fixedly.

Carlos instinctively noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, at least not as he imagined.

So he surreptitiously watched Warren's expression through his long eyelashes.But usually, he was too self-willed, and never looked at people's faces. After watching for a long time, he just guessed why the other party might be angry, but he couldn't figure out the specific reason why he was angry for a while.

Very rarely, he quickly turned his nimble little head, looking for a breakthrough.

’ Anyway, I would never allow Warren to take a lover without my consent. ' he thought secretly.

So, he wisely made a little retreat: "Well, it's fair, if you don't look for it, I don't want to look for a lover now, anyway, I already have three."

Warren couldn't help but sneer.

All the early students of X Academy basically knew the pattern of Carlos looking for a lover: good-looking, playable, and when Carlos occasionally remembered "do you want to be my lover?" , did not directly, or refused immediately.

These are usually classified into the queue of lovers by him, so they are not so much lovers as playmates he found on the spur of the moment.

For example, the straight and straight Captain America, who is definitely a closet even if he is bent, and Tony Stark, who has different lace news reported every day, and the young master of the Osborne family who has not been contacted a few times so far. profit……

Warren never thought of these people as his rivals.

In a way, they didn't even have the right to make him jealous.

What really made people angry was Carlos' attitude. He didn't seem to figure out what a lover was until now.

Before that, Bobby the Iceman had secretly given Warren some bad ideas.

Of course, some of his selfish intentions of revenge cannot be ruled out... Carlos made a lot of trouble with him and Pyro.

But at least, he was right in one sentence: 'If you are always obedient to him, he won't know how to cherish you'.

"I disagree."

"If I don't have a lover and you don't have a lover, that's only fair," Warren said to Carlos' refusal.

Carlos looked at him in shock: "But how can you compare with God? Besides, don't you like me so much?"

As soon as the words came out, he immediately covered his mouth guiltily.

Warren narrowed his eyes, turned his head slowly, and asked word by word: "Do you know that I like you?"

Carlos put down his hands pretending he hadn't done anything, blinked stupidly, and replied in a disguised way: "What? I'm a god, everyone likes me, it's normal."

But Warren was clearly on the verge of rage with a certain truth.

He ignored Carlos' explanation, and continued to grit his teeth and ask, "You know I like you, but you still deliberately pretend not to understand?"

Carlos followed his mother's example, deliberately opened his eyes wide, put on an innocent look, and said, "I didn't pretend, and besides, you never said it. Besides, I actually like you too."

"You like me, I really didn't see it." Warren was about to go crazy.

"I gave you cookies!" Carlos yelled immediately, "I never give anyone else."

"You pretended to be a fool to lie to me..."

"I'll share your cookies!"

"You're hanging on to me, and you want to find a bunch of lovers."

"I'll share your cookies!"

"Do you think I'm a fool?"

"I'll share your cookies!"

"Goodbye, Carlos!"

"Wait, don't go, I'm giving you a cookie!! I've already given you a cookie! I've already given you half of it! What else do you want?"