Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Hey~ha!"

Xuanma: "Not enough strength! Make it stronger!"

"..."

Xuanjian: "What are you staring at me all of a sudden?"

I looked at Xuanjian, and then at the painful and trembling palms due to practice.

I have been practicing for a long time, because of my own chakra, it is very difficult to use ninjutsu, but my physical talent is also very poor. .

When is such strength training a head.In other words, I can really just use Taijutsu to face the gang just like this! In that case, I would use the only ninjutsu I learned, hide in the fog like Zabuzhan, and then attack from close quarters, but I don’t have the outstanding hearing ability of Zabuza Move freely. . .

Um. .What a headache.

I stared at the stake on the other side, on which several kunai and shurikens had already been strayed.

If the power is too small, the shuriken will not be very lethal if it is stuck on the enemy, and it will be thrown sideways.Sure enough, you still have to practice the strength of your hands and wrists? .but. . .

"Self-doubt is the enemy of a ninja." Xuanma said solemnly, "You are still too young, Aoi."

"Whispering..." I moved my lead-filled legs and put myself in a training position. "Without the order of the third generation, you don't have to guide me anymore, Xuanjian."

Xuanjian: "Because there is a deep bond between us. Also, I want to call Teacher Xuanjian."

"It doesn't matter what you call it..." I waved my palm, and something fell out of the slightly opened arms of the clothes with the movement.

"Ah, Kakashi-senpai's bell..." I bent down to pick it up, the bandage on my wrist broke, and a small piece of fabric fell to the ground.

"Obviously he doesn't care about me, but Kakashi's words are full of joy from one senior to another." There are three black lines hanging on Xuanma's forehead: "Have you not returned it to him? What's the use of holding something like a bell?" .”

"It's useless but..." But it's the only loot I got from a self-torture victory with the curse seal, and if I keep his things, it's also proof of my closeness. "Hey hey..."

When Kakashi had a treat last time, because he hadn't eaten meat for a long time, he really just patronized and ate it. .What an idiot I am.

"What are you smirking all of a sudden." Xuanjian came over and pinched my left wrist, making a gesture to untie the bandage on my arm: "If the wrist guard is broken, will you tie it up, and tie it to your arm? . . ”

Oops. . .

In the few seconds before I had time to react, the bandage on my left arm had loosened several times.

"S..."

Xuanjian had a puzzled face: "s" The movements of his hands didn't stop.

"Stop!" I squeezed Genma's hand.

If he sees the scar on my arm, he will have to go through another extremely awkward conversation. The little nurse in the hospital saw it last time was troublesome enough. . .If you can't bear to look back on the black history or something, let it pass.

Xuanjian jumped out of a well on his forehead: "What are you doing all of a sudden, you bastard, I don't care about you."

"Mr. Xie Xuanjian, you're welcome to be concerned!" I pressed Xuanjian's hand that was pulling the bandage on my left arm, and twisted my arm to shake him off.

Xuanma: "... Be honest! It's just a bandage!"

"No...not about the bandage."

I was surprised to find that the strength training I had been doing all the time was effective, and Genma pushed back and forth but couldn't get the bandage off my arm.

"It's not the bandage, what's the problem! You guys have become stronger... But it's useless!" Xuanma threw me down with a back fall, and broke my arm conveniently. "Tell you to talk back next time..."

"Hey, it hurts.. Please forgive me~" I begged for mercy while knocking on the concrete floor, twisting my body and wanting to kick Xuanma.

click~

"Yeah~ It's a really good photo~"

Hearing the click of the camera, Genma and I looked in a certain direction together in a fighting position.

A brown-haired man holds up the camera, "Hello~"

"Who is it... Ah, I told you not to worry about the wrist guard, Xuanma, you are so annoying."

"Forget it." Xuanjian let me go, walked up to the person who came and looked at him, "You are from Muye Village, I'm not interested anyway. I'm leaving Aoi, it's twelve o'clock."

"Is it already twelve o'clock!"

So annoying and have to go back to work. .

"So let's quit the job at the dumpling shop quickly." Xuanma turned around, "The only way to be a full-time ninja is to have a future."

"No, ninja is the job with the least prospects." Those with strength will kill and set fire to death if they are not careful, while those without strength will be able to farm and pull weeds for life without promotion. .

"It's not because your strength is too weak." Xuanjian said dissatisfiedly, turned his head and strode away.

"...It's not because of strength." I stood up and patted the ashes off my body, only the stranger who took the photo was standing at the door of the training ground, and Xuan Jian had disappeared. "What, walking so fast."

"This photo, can I keep it." The man with brown hair and purple eyeshadow, who had been ignored for a long time, smiled with crooked eyes, "If possible."

. . .Why is it purple?

Suddenly, Kankuro from Sand Hidden Village came to mind.That guy is also covered in purple paint, and he looks like a tabby cat when he smiles.

If the man in front of him didn't have these eye-catching paints on his face, he could be said to be a handsome guy, but it's a pity that this lady already has her own heart.

Um. .Why does this person's smiling face feel familiar?But I can't tell where I'm familiar

"Why... what's the matter looking at me like that." He blinked, his face a little embarrassed.

"Paparazzi." I squinted my eyes pretending to be angry, "If you want to use Miss Ben's photo, you have to pay."

"Hey..." The man took out his trouser pocket and took out a few banknotes, "Are these enough?"

Actually gave it.

I hesitated for a second and reached out to take the money.

Although there are some suspicions of cheating, a photo is not worth so much money, but I have been very tight financially recently. .

Ah no, my finances have always been tight. . .

After taking other people's money, whether it's the purple makeup that is worth complaining about, or the mole under his mouth, everything has become cute. .Sure enough, I am a philistine.

"Do you mind if I take pictures with you?" The man followed behind me.

"Mind." I walked quickly ahead.

If you don't hurry up, Sakata will be very busy.I don't know how well his new formula works.

He still doesn't give up: "Well, I just go here and there to collect news..."

"What about the south and north sides." I complained.

He smiled: "You said the same lines as Naruto-kun."

"You..." I asked while walking, "Know Naruto"

"Yes, I met just now... Ah, I forgot to introduce myself." The boy with a fair face scratched his head, "Skya, a freelance reporter, please give me some advice~"

"The useless ninja Aoi, please give me more advice. You can take pictures however you want, anyway, I have taken pictures of me being pressed and rubbed on the ground, and I won't take any worse ones." I said indifferently, as soon as Pull open the curtain of the dumpling shop.

There were only a few people sitting sparsely in the room.

Sure enough, is it because of the new formula?There are less than half of the guests. .As a shop owner, he actually did something that most people couldn't accept at this time.

"Sure enough, I still don't like sweet things." Skye picked up the camera and took a few pictures.

"It's a great misfortune in life not to be able to enjoy sweets, Skyasan~" Speaking of which, Kakashi doesn't like sweets either.I took a ball from the takeaway box and stuffed it into my mouth.

"Hey! Don't steal it!" Sakata rushed out from the kitchen.

"But no one will eat this kind of food except me." I put the box away guiltily, "Because that recipe is really too sweet..."

"Ahem, it's really powerful..." Skye on the side held his throat, "There is a sweet war in the mouth..."

I:"..."

If you don't like it, why should you eat it?I'm so speechless, Brother Skye.

"Since there are no guests, I'm going out, Sakata! I haven't had lunch yet!"

It's hard to decide what to eat today.

"Hey, I'm leaving." I patted Skye who was drinking water, "Goodbye."

Three 10 minutes later.

With a pile of fried food in my arms, I bumped into the Seventh, Eighth, and Tenth Squads on the street corner, and Skye, the sweet tooth incompetent.

"Sister Aoi, do you want to join too?" Naruto ran up to me excitedly, "Kakashi-sensei's true face, don't you want to see it!"

Kakashi's true face. . .

I always blushed.Because the mask is very romantic, I have never thought of wanting to peek, and because the strength is too weak, I can't get close. .

Sakura: "Miss Aoi, you are blushing~"

"Well, why didn't Sasuke come?" I changed the subject.

"Sasuke said he wants to practice." Naruto's face collapsed, "He has practiced frequently since the incident of the third generation, and no one can say that he is not good at it."

Do you realize that Naruto is growing, and you have to work harder, Sasuke.

"Anyway, it sounds interesting, so I'll join."

"Aoi is also interested~ That's great, the more people involved in this task, the better~" Skye adjusted the camera.

After thinking for a few seconds, I called Skye aside.

"That Kakashi is very powerful, even if there are so many people, he may not be able to catch him." I don't mind if the mission is successful or not, I just want to peep. .

"You're not Kakashi-san's student." Skye showed a playful expression, "Why do you think that way? Even Kakashi, who shared sharingan, would be too much to deal with the three classes of ninja~"

"Although I'm not... but but..." I was at a loss for words.

Staring at the rather handsome stranger in front of me, a wonderful idea suddenly came to my mind.

"But" Skye wondered.

"Ahem. Now that it's all like this, I will reluctantly tell you~" I smiled smugly, and the only trace of guilt in my heart was hidden in the full of excitement: "Actually, I am Hatake Kakashi's Girlfriend said!"

After a second.

"What are you doing, Skye, what's with that expression?" I leaned closer and found that the corners of his stiff mouth were twitching slightly.

"No...it's nothing, haha." Skye smiled, his voice trembling, "This is really big news... Kakashi-san, isn't he single?"

"Ah~ah, it's so annoying. Everyone thinks so." I put on a distressed expression and reached out to cover my left cheek.Kakashi said that when I lie, there will be a very slight reaction on my cheeks, and it cannot be exposed now.

"Because there are too many Kakashi enemies in my family, if you expose it casually, it will cause him trouble~"

"My... Kakashi..." Skye still had that strange aggrieved look.

"Why are you blushing." I crossed my arms, "Are all journalists so unprofessional now, Skye?"

"No...it's not like that." The reporter frowned and stammered to argue. "Because the news was so explosive that I couldn't hold back for a while..."

"Hmph, I can't take it anymore with just this amount of information, reporter-san." Looking at Skye's unpredictable expression, I seemed to see the romantic scandals about Kakashi on the newspaper mezzanine. Excited, he blurted out: "There's something even hotter, reporter-san~ that sullen Kakashi actually takes the initiative, that kiss..."

I looked at Skye who was stunned, and curled my lips.

The man in front of him swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "What's the matter Kuisang?"

"Aren't you a reporter?" I blinked, "Don't you need to write down this kind of thing?"

"Ah... I forgot for a while... sorry." Skye hurriedly pulled out the pencil from his arms.

I continued to babble: "At that time, I couldn't accept his confession no matter what, because it was a secret relationship, but I couldn't resist his crazy pursuit~ I reluctantly agreed to that kiss because he was soft and hard. Well, my words don’t make much sense, but Kakashi’s words are super~~enjoy~”

"Super...Enjoy" Skye shook his hand, half of the pencil lead broke.

"What? I really have no professionalism." I looked at the excited Mr. Reporter speechlessly. "It's just that it doesn't work, you are such a disgrace to the reporter world, you can't be famous like this, Skyasan."

"Ahem.. There is one more question." Skye coughed twice, "As for a girlfriend, how come you have never seen his face? No matter how you think about it, it's impossible!"

"...the one before was lying to you, of course I have seen it." I unconsciously glanced to the side.

"In that case, can you describe it?" Skye stared at me, ready to write.

What should I say? .Although I really want to say that Kakashi is as handsome as Sasuke, but compared with Sasuke's Kazilan's big eyes, Kakashi's dead fish eyes have already lost. .I can be any type of man myself. .

Glance at Mr. Reporter.

The image of Mr. Journalist who likes purple makeup with strange aesthetics is also okay. .

"Miss Aoi" Skye urged: "If you are ready, then..."

"It's so long-winded!" Feeling that I was about to be exposed, I raised my eyebrows: "Ka... Of course Kakashi is several times more handsome than you, a reporter!"

Skye: "..."

I:"..."

"Hurry up, you two! Sensei Kakashi will go home in a while! There is almost no chance!" Naruto jumped out from the side with an anxious expression on his face. "According to Shikamaru's method, I first transformed into a drowning girl and then Kakashi-sensei had to give me artificial respiration..."

"Why, it's so disgusting!" How can you give Naruto artificial respiration! Do it for me!

"Because it's a plan, Miss Kui!" Naruto grinned and shouted loudly, "If it's not a drowning girl, it won't work."

"I can also be a drowning girl!"

Naruto: "My harem art is the most powerful. If Mr. Kakashi sees it, he will definitely not be able to hold it..."

"Don't use that evil ninjutsu on Kakashi-senpai, stupid Naruto!"

Naruto: "So..."

Skye: I'm so tired.

Kakashi's inner activities: How could there be such a thing as "super~~enjoyment".It's true that Aoi is full of nonsense. . .It's so cute.

But he actually said it was a girlfriend. .It's too much, it seems that when training against her in the future, we must start a little harder.

Kakashi (Mr. Reporter Skye) looked at Aoi who was arguing with Naruto, and stretched out his hand to soothe his heart that was beating a little before.

The reaction of the heart may be due to eating half a three-color ball with too much sugar.

"Why put your hands on your heart, Mr. Skye." Suddenly seeing Aoi grabbing Naruto's face with both hands and staring at him very uncomfortably, Kakashi once again experienced the illusion of rapid heartbeat.

"Ah... nothing."

Kakashi: I don't know why I suddenly became nervous, and I accidentally exposed my original voice! Aoi won't be able to hear it!

"Sure enough..." Hearing Aoi's words, Kakashi swallowed and watched the girl in front of her narrow her beautiful eyes dangerously.

Aoi: "As expected, you are a very bad reporter."

Kakashi:. . .It's great not being exposed.

The author has something to say:

Because the heroine will hang out with Orochimaru in the future, the relationship training can only be carried out in Konoha Village. I don’t know if you will feel that the plot is a bit delayed when you watch it.But Mr. Reporter is so cute, I feel aggrieved if I don’t write.

Remind Kakashi that the food he hates is tempura and sweets, but our heroine loves fried foods and sweets the most.