Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"One copy of oolong tea for the old pervert Zilaiye." I threw a cup of tea on the table of Zilaiye. "If you hadn't told me about the existence of that Hualing, how could I have become like this."

Even if I went to the hospital in time, the doctor couldn't immediately get rid of the symptoms of blue skin caused by the toxin.

This world is really weird, why are the puffer fish in Muye Village so annoying. .

"Pfft..." Jiraiya burst out laughing, "...Even if it's blue, it's cute, Kakashi won't mind, puff~"

"Don't mention Kakashi!!" I grabbed Jiraiya's collar, with a face full of despair: "If it weren't for your novel, how could Kakashi be snatched away by a D-cup woman!"

"Don't be rude to the guests, you bastard!" Sakata rushed out and waved the rolling pin.

"Sakata, you are so long-winded..."

I have to bow my head under the eaves, I can bear it!

Staring at Jiraiya where Sakata couldn't see, whispered: "It's all your fault..."

"It's also because you have to come back to work after finishing the task." Zilai also sipped his tea, "As you, don't you feel irritated doing these things, Aoi Iga."

The word "Iga" was also deliberately emphasized. . .This guy is one of the Sannin, so he should know something about my family.

But it's annoying to speculate about other people's household chores.

The corner of my mouth twitched: "Yes, I am still the number one princess in the universe, Your Majesty, I am happy to leave you alone."

Jiraiya: "...the universe"

Me: "It's just a metaphor. Matcha balls for one person, new product, do you want it?"

Jiraiya: "Forget it, I don't like matcha. But my tea is cold."

Me: "Go pour it yourself, bastard."

Jiraiya: "...are you still depressed?"

"Young man, if you are troubled in love, fight for it, it's too early to quit." Jilai also gave a thumbs up, "I support you."

"You don't understand." I put my hips on my hips, "I have worked very hard, but there is no first come, first served in love..."

Jilai also stared at me for a few seconds, his eyes became wretched: "You are stubborn~ You obviously want to destroy~"

I:"..."

I just really want to do something! But I am not a coquettish and cheap female supporting role! Some things make me feel ashamed just thinking about them, how can I fix them!

"Ah, there are monsters!" The guest stepped halfway through the threshold, and when he saw me, he screamed and fled.

"..."

I raised my blue bark hand and looked around.

Now I understand why you want to publish, Kisame-san.

Sakata: "Aoi, the customers are scared away by you, why don't you consider taking a vacation for a few days"

"There's nothing wrong with blue, you can advertise and let everyone see rare species, one yuan at a time~" I put my hips on my hips confidently. "But all the money I make belongs to me."

"No, forget it." Sakata issued an order to evict customers, "These days salary will be paid as usual, let's take it as a comfort to your lost love, please don't scare the customers away again..."

"You call it color discrimination! And I didn't! Yes! Broken! Love!" I walked away angrily.

How can it be called broken love when it ends without beginning!

"Well, is it really okay for you to go out wearing this outfit?" Jiraiya looked me up and down, "I don't mind what I say..."

"Ha, what are you talking about, Ziraiya, it's just work clothes." I shook the cat ears on my head, "Besides, I'm blue now, and I'm equally eye-catching in everything I wear, and my original clothes are all soaked gone."

"I always feel..." Ji Lai also touched his chin, "It's very curious."

"It's a strange feeling to be called curious by you, Ziraiya, don't you..."

Footsteps came from behind.Feeling the familiar Chakra, I shut my mouth instantly.

Hua Ling: "Kakashi, why did you suddenly come to the meatball shop..."

With my back turned to the visitor, I saw that Zilai also winked at me.

Ziraiya what do you mean? .

Kakashi: "Well~Of course it's because I suddenly want to buy meatballs~"

I shuddered when I heard Kakashi's own voice.Anyone who wants to buy meatballs is a lie, because he has long said that meatballs are too sweet and he doesn't like them, but why. . .

"Aoi, is there anything new today?" Kakashi walked in and asked Hua Ling to sit down, "Also, why did you run away suddenly?"

I turned my back to Kakashi: "I don't understand what you are talking about."

Kakashi said helplessly, "Don't play dumb."

Me: "...I'll just pretend."

Hualing looked at Kakashi, and then at me: "Is it the Aoi sauce I saw before... It seems that Kakashi came here because he was worried about you, so get along well and don't make trouble... "

It's none of your business, you woman! Wouldn't Kakashi be an eyesore if he cared about other people of the opposite sex? If you like him, just confess or something! Don't come here!

No, no, no, no, you can't think like that. .

Why is the big breasted white lotus so lethal, it is really difficult to deal with such a perfect woman.

So this weird situation. .If Kakashi and that Hanara see my blue face, the atmosphere will become even weirder. . .What to do what to do. .

A second later, with a few drops of cold sweat on my forehead, I trotted up to Jiraiya, lowered my voice and whispered to him: "What should I do now, hello."

The corner of Jiraiya's mouth twitched: "Are you an idiot, why did you come here suddenly..."

Me: "A third-rate romance novel writer like you should be familiar with this awkward atmosphere, so..."

"But my strategy is only tried on mature women with such a body and such..." Jiraiya stretched out his hand and gestured, "No matter what color the skin is, as long as there are such and such hemispheres, men will always fall .”

Me: "Ji Lai Ye, it is because of this that you will be single all your life, single dog. Your novels will not be all #￥& and %@&##."

Jiraiya: "Although I don't know why a girl like you knows #&% so well, but you are right..."

Me: "You actually put my character in that kind of novel... I will definitely sue you for violating the right of reputation."

Jiraiya: "Compared to this, it's better to think about how to deal with the one behind you..."

Behind

One tenth of a second later, I had a big gloved hand on my shoulder. "Since you don't want to talk about running away, let's talk about business."

No, no, now the image is not good and I can't accept customers!

When I got excited, I reached out and made a seal. . .

"..." Kakashi sighed, and with a forceful palm, I turned into a piece of wood in front of me. "Master Jiraiya, why do girls of this age always like to make trouble."

"I thought you knew the reason." Zilai also took a meaningful sip of tea, "otherwise why would you come here."

Kakashi was taken aback, "It's not like that."

Jilai also narrowed his eyes: "If it's you, shouldn't you say 'really boring' when dealing with this kind of thing?"

Kakashi: "..."

That's why I can't understand your fairy dialogue at all!!

Hiding on the roof, I was very disturbed.

"Even though I'm a famous writer, I don't know much about women's psychology, so I need to collect materials~ But..." Jiraiya got up and walked to the door, and patted Kakashi on the shoulder, "I still know the psychology of men." I understand it very well. But, do you understand your own heart, Kakashi~"

"...What are you talking about, Ziraiya-sama." Kakashi frowned, and looked up at the roof, "It's just that someone's willful disobedience kept causing me trouble."

. . .Suddenly crawling out of the water broke Kakashi's date so he's going to pick me up

I put my head in my hands.

pills pills. . .

The air around "Aoi" shook, and a ninja stood beside me, "Why are you squatting on the roof?"

"... nothing but blowing the air..."

"Ah, why did your face become like this? It scared me..." Shanshiro Aoba was quite frightened by my blue face.

"It's because of the puffer fish." I scratched my face, "What are you doing here, Shanshiro?"

"According to the order from above, exchange one person back to the village." Shancheng nodded downward, "It's that woman. I want to exchange hostages with Suoqian Village."

"Hua Ling is a prisoner in Muye Village." I pursed my lips and watched Hua Ling pouring tea for Kakashi through the skylight. It doesn't look like a prisoner at all..."

"If you don't like it, I'll go down and take her back and bring her back to life~" Aoba Yamashiro looked at me with a funny smile until I petrified.

While listening to the words of the ninja beside me, I saw Hualing below shake her hand, and the tea splashed onto Kakashi's vest.

I looked up at Shancheng: "Don't go down now...I want to see how far they can go, I can still bear it..."

Yamashiro: "Don't just talk to me, look, she's cleaning Kakashi's vest! The two of them are so close~"

"I'll do whatever it takes to splash tea or something!!" I excitedly tugged at Aoba Yamashiro's arm, "Just go and stop her right now!!"

Shancheng remained motionless: "Didn't you say you can bear it?"

"Are you a devil, Shanshiro?" I stared blankly at the sunglasses of Aoba Yamashiro, "Why didn't I realize you were so wicked before."

"So it's all your fault, La Naruto!"

A voice came from the street outside the dumpling shop, and I subconsciously glanced towards the side of the street.

Sakura was scolding Naruto, who was full of bloated hair: "If it weren't for you, how could we have fallen under the tree... Xiaokui sister will definitely be hit if she knows about that..."

"But that was just an accident... Kakashi-sensei is really, because he fell down and kissed Miss Hana Ling or something..." Naruto touched the bruise on his head, "Why do you always hit me? Cherry sauce..."

诶

Eh!!!

Is Kakashi who can kiss others still Kakashi!!

I was so devastated that I automatically ignored the word "accident" in Naruto's words.

. .It turns out that the cuteness of double ponytails and flat chest is really not as good as the mature style of black long straight and tear mole.

I turned over and collapsed on the roof, biting my lips and swallowing tears into my stomach.

"Come down soon, Aoi."

Hearing the call of my beloved man, I gritted my teeth sadly, and leaned on the skylight to show my face: "I won't go down..."

"Uh...why is your face so ugly." Kakashi's originally gentle face instantly distorted.

"Shancheng, am I that ugly now?"

Shancheng: "Crying is ugly and scary."

. . .Forget it, anyway, the color of the skin will change back by itself after a period of time.

Seeing that Kakashi was about to arrest me, I hurried away.Shancheng behind me made a loud suggestion: "When the hostages are exchanged later, you can just see his reaction~ If you like it, of course let Hualing stay, if you don't like it, let her go back~"

. .Looks like a good idea.

I looked back at Yamashiro grabbing Kakashi who was trying to catch me, and the two wrestled together.

. . .Thank you Shancheng, if I get caught now, I really don't know how to express my opinion.

after an hour.

I hid behind the rock wall and watched Kakashi holding the handcuffed Hua Ling, and exchanging hostages from Konoha Village with the village head of Suomae Village on the bridge leading to the Kingdom of Keys.

Hua Ling walked towards the village chief step by step.

If she walked over like this, this woman would completely disappear in Kakashi's world. .

I swallowed and stared intently at the bridge below.

"No." I was shocked when I heard Kakashi say: "I can't let you go."

Kakashi whipped out Kunai and detonated the bridge.

. . .Even so, should she stay?

I flew into the sky with the blast of air, and then fell with the force of gravity.

I pulled out Kunai, with chakra attached to the soles of my feet to avoid the flying gravel, and landed on the rock wall on the other side.

what happens next. . .I really don't want to see it.

After half an hour.

I sat on the mountain and thought.

It's a good thing to say. .

Even if it is a childhood sweetheart from a long time ago, as long as there is this and that hemisphere, the man will fall in one day. .Is it

"What are you doing in a place like this?" Kakashi walked over from a distance with a relaxed expression on his face.

Did you succeed in confessing your love to Hua Ling? .

"I'm broken in love, senpai." I stared at Kakashi with wide eyes, and two lines of hot tears flowed from my eyes.

"..." Kakashi walked in helplessly and rubbed my head. "It's eye drops again."

"Don't rub other people's heads without authorization." Kakashi completely saw through the trick, I curled my lips and avoided his hand, "Sister Hualing will misunderstand when she sees it."

"Hua Ling" Kakashi looked puzzled, "That guy's words have already left. I've always wanted to tell you..."

I bowed my head and murmured: "Anyway, you are so good at finding a hidden place like a golden house, no one knows about it..."

"Iga Aoi!" Kakashi squeezed my shoulders with both hands.

"..exist!"

What happened all of a sudden!

I shuddered.

Kakashi took a deep breath: "It's all a misunderstanding!"

I stared at him for a while.

"What kind of expression do you have..." Kakashi was stared at me tremblingly, and loosened his grip on my hand.

"Is it true that men like women with a good figure." I said leisurely, "Women like me with weird personality, low EQ, and poor figure will not be wanted by anyone."

"It's not like that. The current Aoi..." Kakashi blushed a little, "It's very cute. Cough, don't worry, Aoi will find a good man in the future."

"It's cute even with flat breasts"

Kakashi: "...um."

"Senior always said that. Comforting people or something." I looked away, pretending to look into the distance casually: "Hey, senior, which one is better."

"" Kakashi tilted his head, not knowing what was going on.

"Kiss, kiss!" I grabbed his hand excitedly, "Sister Hualing is better, or me! For example, softness... Aww!"

Kakashi slapped my head fiercely with one hand: "How do you talk to senior? You are not big or small! You said it was an accident!" Kakashi stared and breathed heavily, and added: "Hua Ling was also an accident that time..."

"Well, in fact, mine was not an accident, I really did it on purpose..."

Kakashi pinched my mouth, and his face returned to a lazy expression: "As a senior, I appreciate your admiration for me."

So it's not admiration at all. . .Dumb Kakashi.

After a few seconds, Kakashi let go of my lip.

"I'm broken in love, senpai." After a long time, I stared at the silver-haired Jōnin in front of me unhappily: "It's all Kakashi-senpai's fault."

"Yes~ yes.. It's all my fault, are you satisfied?" Kakashi said lazily, his eyes were gentle, "In that case, I'll treat you as an apology by treating you to a ramen."

"No, I want to eat meat."

"Yes~ yes." He stretched out his hand to shave my wind-blown hair behind my ears, "then go to BBQ Q."

"..." I bowed my head and smiled, "I still want to hug you."

Kakashi: "..."

"If you don't speak, you're acquiescing, oh yeah~"

"Idiot." Kakashi put one hand on the head that was leaning towards me, and pushed me away with force.He lowered his eyes and stared at a rolling stone under his feet: "Don't do stupid things at this inappropriate time, Aoi."

Naruto: "Violence.. Have you been exposed!"

Sakura's crit: "How could it not be exposed! How could you kick such a big stone down? Mr. Kakashi saw it!"

Naruto: "Damn it, it's rare that Sister Kui is going to succeed..."

Sakura: "You definitely did it on purpose, you idiot Naruto..."

Naruto: "Just now Mr. Kakashi said barbecue Q! Then let's go quickly~"

Sakura: "... Agreed!"

Sasuke: "Boring...I'm going back to practice."

Boom!

Zuo Mingying and the other three looked at the boulder blocking the entrance of the cave where they were in with horror.

Kakashi's voice came from outside: "You three, this is the punishment for peeping~"

Naruto: "Kakashi-sensei, you definitely want to avoid us and go on a happy date alone..."

Sakura: "Naruto, you are so annoying."

Sasuke: "..."

The author has something to say:

No matter how you write it, the male protagonist will not explicitly admit to being tempted. This is the setting. . .Because in the TV version, Kadian's evaluation of Hua Ling's feelings is boring. .Cover your face.