Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

After the last kiss incident, Kakashi may not want to see me for a while. .

I cover my face.

But just touching the lips for a while, it's not a kiss

It's not because he keeps teasing him like a fool. . .Labor and management don't want to lose face!

Ahem, no, I can't think too much about working hard, because I still have tasks to do.

I opened the mission letter in my hand.

A few seconds later, I swallowed and read the words on the document again.

Although I clearly told Xuanjian to be flexible and give me some simple D-level characters, although this task is not difficult, it is. . .

Is the location Bamboo Street?

I hesitate for a few seconds.

. .Forget it, it's just one morning, money is not easy to earn in this world, and if you talk too much, you will cry.

A certain hot spring on Bamboo Street.

"I hate it~"

"Hahaha~"

There are many people. .

Suddenly, I felt that a place like hot spring was no different from the big northern bathhouse in my previous life. . .

After soaking in the hot spring for an indeterminate amount of time, my face was steamed and pink, holding a towel in my hand, and vigorously rubbing the back of a woman who was too fat to doubt her life.

Suzuki Kaori, the second-ranked sumo wrestler in Konoha Village, entrusted a ninja because she was too fat to rub her back.

. .What a strange setup.Why can ninjas not only weed the old lady, pick up garbage in the river, but also provide housekeeping services. .

"Kaori, why did you entrust a ninja? As a celebrity in the sports world, servants can be hired at will." I took a deep breath.

The hot springs are so hot, I feel like I'm going to faint. .

"Celebrities are all deceitful... When retirement is useless, everyone starts to despise me..." Kaori suddenly stood up, her body trembling three times, "Even mere ninjas despise me! "

. . .The heart is actually so slender.

"No, it's not that I hate it, it's just that I'm just complaining about this world..." Eldest sister, you have been in the bubble for such a long time, you will kill me if you want. . "I'm leaving get off work, and the power of attorney only says that it will be until twelve o'clock at noon..."

"Oh~oh! That's great, that's great..." A lewd male voice came from the opposite side of the women's bathroom.

"Ah! Yes! Pervert! Wolf!" The majestic woman in front of her pushed away Yingyingyanyan in the bath and fled the scene first.

. . .I can finally get off work oh yeah.Thank you, Mr. Satyr, I still can't handle fat publicity. . .

10 minute later.

I'm sitting in the lounge of the bath.

I have to go to Sakata to work in a while, otherwise I will be ashamed to live in the store. .

"Ah, the sunflower sauce from the dumpling shop ~ hello ~." Jiraiya smiled unscrupulously with two black eyes on his face.

"... Peeping was beaten by a group, you pervert."

If Kakashi is Mensao, then Jiraiya is Mingsao.Every time this person buys meatballs, he has to quarrel with me, which is really annoying.

"It's the material! Cough..." Jilai also rubbed his hands, "Every time I visit your store, Ms. Aoi gives me a lot of inspiration, except for the figure..."

"figure"

Right off the bat, you old rascal. . .

"Hmm~" Zilai also shook his head and flicked his hair, "There hasn't been any growth here in the past few months~" He was drawing on his chest.

"..." A tic-tac-toe popped out on my forehead, "It's none of your business, you third-rate writer! I am proud of my poor breasts!"

"Oh, this is the perfect momentum!" Jiraiya excitedly pulled out a book from his waist with a gorgeous movement, "This is my new work, although I am not interested in a brat like you, but change the design If you decide, it will be very popular!"

"...boring. I'm going back."

"Please read this!" Jiraiya turned a page, "It's just to express my gratitude, well, you're only 15 years old, but it doesn't matter if you just read the content on this page."

"grateful?"

Jiraiya: "Inspiration, inspiration."

I read the words on the book suspiciously.

"Why do you treat me like this, Zhangzhu, I am sincere to you, bastard, what do you want me to admit that you love me..."

It's weird to read, but why does it feel like deja vu.

"Takesuke: I'm sorry, I love Lingzhi... the next paragraph, in Yamada Josuke's heart, even though the relationship with Lingzhi was forced by his parents, Lingzhi also sacrificed her future because of me. I love you, Airi, but I can't help it. Josuke gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, after saying that sentence, he couldn't say another word..."

I looked up at Zilai also.

The lingering dog blood and the struggle between the families are very suitable for the writer who is as angry as he comes.

"Ahem.. I don't mind, Airi said so, and stood up abruptly, because the movement was too big, revealing a touch of spring on her chest: so what's wrong with an E-cup woman like Lingzhi who has no brains? I have it too..."

I just said why it is so familiar. .

Pointing at the book with a black line on his face: "Well, Jiraiya, the first half of this sentence, isn't that the line I said."

Jiraiya: "Because this book is called Intimacy and Violence, as a violent girl, don't you feel lucky to be chosen by me?"

"I'm not violent..." I flipped through the book incredulously, "I'm not violent at all, Ziraiya, you bastard..."

Zilai and I have known each other for less than half a year, but this guy actually researched my words and deeds so thoroughly, he really deserves to be a pervert. .But why Airi has blond hair and a 1.7 meter big girl!

I stared at Jiraiya, and a few words popped out of my mouth: "I want to sue you for violating the right of reputation..."

Jiraiya: "Ah!"

"What's wrong with poor breasts! Is 1.6 meters bad!"

What a broken novel! Plagiarized my character design, and then added giant (harmonious) breasts. .Treacherous and inhumane. .But I don’t know why I’m so envious, how can I fix it!

Jiraiya dodged the teacup I threw, "Well, compared to this, I found something interesting~"

. .I also think that something interesting can be a good thing. . .

"Kakashi's matter, you are very concerned~" Jiraiya winked at me.

"So what if you care, I just like him." I hugged my chest.

The short experience in my last life told me that if you like it, you have to say it, otherwise you have to accept the fate of the person you like being ruthlessly snatched away by your best friend. .

"Sure enough, the people in the country of water are open. The ladies and sisters in Muye Village can't compare to it~" Zilai also touched his chin and wrote something in his notebook.

"So, what are the interesting things?" I was too lazy to complain, I was eager to know.

"Haiichi Yamanaka interrogated an unidentified woman with a family of secret techniques, who seemed to be Kakashi's old friend, and finally let her go because he found nothing." Jiraiya paused, his eyes turned pale in an instant Qi: "I saw her and Kakashi shopping in the village before, she is really a beauty~"

Kakashi. . .Go shopping with beauties!

and beauties. . .

beauty. . .

people. . .

"I say goodbye first."

"Ah hey! Why did you run away suddenly?"

Ignoring Jiraiya behind me, I hurried to the village.

What the hell is shopping with beauties!!

"Hey hey~ Look at Kakashi-sensei's appearance, that Kakashi sister can't be the teacher's~" Naruto smiled and held out his little finger.

"Stupid Naruto..." Sakura looked worriedly at the men and women walking together in the distance, "Sister Aoi will definitely be sad."

"Miss Xiaokui" Naruto blinked. "Why is Miss Xiaokui so sad?"

Sasuke: "The tail of the crane is really slow."

Naruto yelled: "Why do you all say I'm slow! I'm oh..."

"Be quiet, what if Kakashi-sensei finds out!!" Sakura strangled Naruto's neck, "Aoi-san confessed to the teacher several times but was rejected by the teacher. If she sees this, she will definitely go crazy . . ”

"Confession" Naruto expressed shock.

Sakura: "..."

"That guy..." Sasuke suddenly stared into the distance with a strange expression. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Sasuke-kun" Sakura let go of Naruto, and looked in the direction Sasuke was staring at. After a few seconds of careful observation, Sakura's face was covered with black lines. "...Sister Kui, you are really sad."

On the artificial lake not far from the street where the handsome man named Kakashi and the beautiful girl named Hua Ling lived, a head floated.

That's right, it's me who is lurking!

The lake is cold and my heart is colder!

That woman had an outstanding height and impressive measurements. She had a pretty face, and a tear mole under her eye was very mature.

I sank down.

Kakashi said that he likes mature women with long hair and good figure.

I rub it.

Spit bubbles, let yourself sink.

Ah, by the way, I have never seen the inside of this lake. . .It's such a scene to sink to such an extent.

"This is the largest artificial lake in Konoha, well, it's actually not much to see..."

Familiar voice.

I open my eyes.

The figure of Kakashi and a beautiful woman floated on the water.

Hua Ling: "It's very beautiful. I have lived in my small village all my life, and I have never seen such a beautiful village."

I've never seen such a beautiful man before, huh.Even if I'm in the water, I can still see your indescribable face, Hua Ling, you must really want to see such a man!

Kakashi's expression was a little unnatural: "...there are still many places to see in the village, shall we go first?"

"Actually... standing here reminds me of that time." Hua Ling raised her hair, her eyebrows were affectionate. "At that time, you were only so tall, so cute~"

Shut up, you woman!

My childhood sweetheart is the most annoying thing!

Kakashi stared nervously at the surface of the water, with an embarrassed expression on his face: "Well, we really should go. The documents issued above have said that we must find you a place to stay as soon as possible."

Why are you nervous, Kakashi!

But it’s been a long time since I haven’t seen you. You look so beautiful and your breasts are so big. I also like the bloody plot of continuing the relationship. . .

What a lucky woman.

"Why are you leaving in such a hurry." Hua Ling looked at Kakashi suspiciously, "Is there anything in the water?"

"No.. nothing." Kakashi paused, "Well, it's all happened when I was a child, and I've changed a lot too." As he said that, he was about to leave.

"Kakashi..." Hualing turned around and grabbed Kakashi's hand, "I haven't said thank you to you yet..."

I haven’t said thank you to you all this time, so please think about it and let me give you my body! It’s what I say! Anyway, I’m beautiful and kind, and I’m still a childhood sweetheart, which doesn’t fit the heroine design in many novels!

"Hey..." I got excited and took a big sip of water.

A fin slapped me across the face.

Whose puffer fish! Is it really a man to put such a dangerous animal in this kind of lake!

"..." The ears began to buzz, and the people on the shore showed no signs of leaving.

Hurry up, Kakashi, I don't guarantee that I won't be able to hold back and spoil your good deeds. .

The puffer fish floating on its head glanced at me, and suddenly stunned by the thorns on its body.

Out of breath and upset, I grabbed the puffer fish.

What a joke, it's just a poisonous fish, so you can't wait for the people on the shore to leave before attacking me. .

It's embarrassing to go out like this!

The pufferfish in his hand suddenly swelled.

"..." He bullied me for not being able to move freely in the water, yet he stabbed me with a thorn, you ugly pufferfish. .

I let go of the fish and watched the blood on my hand drift into the water in silence.

. .If you don't heal within 10 minutes, you will die.

Hua Ling: "...I'm a little bit more mature too. You saved me back then, and now I think about it, I'm a little embarrassed..."

Kakashi: "Ah, this... well, now is really not the time because..."

wow~

Hearing a sound behind him, Kakashi shuddered, subconsciously stopped and looked back.

"Aoi." Kakashi said with a stiff expression, "Why are you in the lake..."

I was drenched all over: "Practice."

Ah, I really don't want to appear in front of him and this woman like this, but the tetrodotoxin has started to make me unable to walk.

I watched the woman next to Kakashi.I am more beautiful and moving than watching it underwater. .

So sad but there is nothing I can do!

Kakashi: "Aoi, your hand has turned blue."

I shook my stabbed hand: "Ah~ What you said is a small injury~ It's nothing at all~"

Kakashi walked over quickly with a grim expression, and grabbed my arm. "It doesn't count that everything is swollen like this! I won't talk about the previous things, why did you make yourself like this again!"

Is the previous thing the kissing thing? .

"Are you really angry..." I shook my dizzy head, "I will never kiss you casually again, senior, I promise."

Hua Ling: "Hey... Kakashi, this is..."

"What are you talking about..." The man in front of him blushed, "It was just an accident."

Do you think it was an accident?

But I'm not in the mood to complain now, my brain has been dizzy because of the toxin.

"Whatever you say... I'll go first."

Kakashi reached out and pinched my face, "You...are you okay, your face...turned blue."

The drops of water on my face wet his gloves. I don't know if it's because of hypothermia or poisoning. His fingers on my face were scalding to death.

Over his shoulder, I looked at the worried Hua Ling.

No matter how you look at it, how beautiful it is. .

How suddenly angry!

"The incident at the dango shop wasn't an accident at all!" I waved open Kakashi's arm, "I did it on purpose!"

"Yes~ yes, I understand." Kakashi held my violently waving arm, looking helpless and unwilling to argue with me.

Kakashi, the more you don't take me seriously, the angrier I get. .

"Let go of me... Ugh~"

Kakashi: "..."

Why do people vomit after being poisoned by puffer fish? . .I didn't know this before.

Kakashi was taken aback by my poisoning reaction, and I took the opportunity to break free and run away.

Sakura Sakura who was watching secretly: "..."

Sakura: "Don't look at Aoi sister who is usually so strong, she is actually so timid in this situation..."

Naruto: "The accident Mr. Kakashi said was"

Sakura: "I don't know.. But Kakashi-sensei has been acting weird since Aoi-san set out to do the mission this morning."

Sasuke: "Naruto, because you were stupid again, there was chaos and we didn't see anything at all."

Sakura: "...Sasuke-kun, I didn't expect you to care so much about Mr. Kakashi's life."

Sasuke: Tsundere and silent.

"Ah!" Naruto yelled in a low voice, "Ms. Kakashi is leaving! Look, look..."

"I have rejected Miss Xiaokui so many times, why do you still seem to care so much?" Sakura put her chin in her hand and thought, "Maybe Kakashi-sensei read the work () mouth book, and his brain is broken... "

"Sister Hualing is also very good~ Look, Sakura-chan, she is bumpy~ Isn't she very interesting~ A girl with a shriveled body like Miss Xiaokui has a low chance of winning. Ah Sakura-chan. .”

Sakura cracked her fists loudly: "The body is shriveled"

Naruto: It's over, I said the wrong thing. . .

Every day over Konoha Village, the wailing of Uzumaki Naruto floats.Everyone is used to it.

postscript:

Kakashi: I don’t know why, but I always feel that the heroine in Mr. Jiraiya’s new novel is more and more like a certain person.

Although I like Airi-chan very much, but the setting of blond hair and big () breasts is still not suitable for that kind of personality. .Would something with poor breasts be more suitable?

. . .wrong.I should be on the side of the mature women, Mr. Jiraiya's eyes can't be wrong cough cough. .

Kakashi → A man who is vacillating among the heroines of third-rate romance novels.

The author has something to say:

I've always thought it's weird that Hua Ling uses her eyes to make seals. . .