Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Sure enough, you are a very bad reporter." I let go of Naruto's hand and stared into Skye's dark blue eyes: "What kind of unscrupulous reporter would agree with this bad idea of ​​artificial respiration."

Skye smiled and avoided my eyes: "Well, everything is for the task. If you succeed, you will get a lot of money~"

"The tone of your speech is as decadent as an uncle, Skye. It looks like you are only 25 or 27 years old." (Kakashi was [-] years old before Shippuden)

Skye: "Ahaha, is it~"

10 minute later.

"That's why I hate this plan." I hid in the grass and watched the shameful play by the river, with my uneaten lunch still in my arms, and Skye was lying next to me with a camera. "That Naruto guy is so damn sweet."

Skye: Speechless.

The white dress on "Naruko" was stuck to her body due to soaking in water, revealing the white skin under the skirt, and the two bumps on the front of her chest strongly stimulated my fragile little heart.

I glanced at Sakura in the distance.

The first time I used Harem Art, I was not beaten by Sakura, Naruto.If Sasuke were here, I don't know how he would feel. .

"It's appeared!" Hearing Shikamaru's low cry, I subconsciously wanted to poke my head out to look.

Tsk tsk, Kakashi-senpai today is also so handsome and delicious.

"If you move around, Kakashi-san will find out." A big hand was pressed on my head, and the reporter smiled and said: "Be patient~"

I:"..."

The hand on top of my head moved: "Impatient child."

It's fine to touch other people's hair casually, why are you rubbing it, you rascal! Can you do whatever you want because you are handsome!

"You guy... you dare to touch the head of Sharingan Kakashi's girlfriend, do you know what the consequences will be?" I grabbed Mr. Reporter's hand that seemed to be causing trouble, and warned in a low voice, "The hand will Rotten."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Skye smiled mischievously, "Because Aoi is so cute, so for a while..."

I was expressionless: "My hair is only touched by Kakashi, did you hear that, you pervert."

Skye: "...Yes. Compared with this, the situation over there is more interesting." Skye pointed to the river.

Kakashi squatted beside Naruko by the river, with his left hand on the bridge of his nose, his white fingers resting on the edge of the mask.

"Yes...will it succeed!" Skye raised his camera to take a picture of this historic scene, "It's just that Naruto was wronged..."

"Why are you wronged!" I lowered my voice and resisted the urge to complain loudly: "I'm so envious!"

"..." Skye raised the camera, covering his constipated expression.

Could it be that the way I speak is really annoying.It seems that the reporter is very accepting of incompetence.It's not because of these Kakashi won't accept me

Kakashi by the river checked the "drowning girl" and put his fingers off the bridge of his nose, as if he didn't intend to give Naruko artificial respiration.

"What a pity~" Skye put down the camera in his hand, "I chose to send the drowning girl to the hospital~"

"囧..." There was a voice of "I was hit" in my throat, and a drop of cold sweat hung on my forehead.

Skye: "... what happened, all of a sudden"

"Why do you always put on a strange expression when you're by my side, Skyasan? Is it because I said something strange?"

Eyeing Skye suspiciously, I stroked my chin.To strangers, I should be considered relatively friendly, obviously I was very popular in the past.Is it because everyone was stupid and rich in Wuyin Village? . .

"There is no such thing, don't worry~" Skye said softly, reaching out to lift my chin, "A girl like you will be very popular when she grows up."

The atmosphere suddenly became orange, ah no, the atmosphere suddenly became weird.

I always feel so familiar.

This very strong feeling of embarrassment, as if. .just like!

"What are you doing, pervert Skye!"

Why do I always feel like I'm chatting awkwardly with Kakashi!

What is going on. . .but. . .

With black lines hanging on his face, he looked down at the reporter man who was pushed aside by me, and let out a sigh.

"I told you not to touch your hands casually. I have a boyfriend. Kakashi is very careful." I clenched my fists.

My palms were sweating profusely from lying about my boyfriend. .

"Aoi...you are really a wonderful girl, in every sense." Skye got up and patted the ashes on his body, "Then, if plan A doesn't work, then start plan B~ Let's go, Aoi~ "

The man said, his hands dishonestly stuck on my head again.

Come again. .

Seeing that I was about to explode, Skye walked away knowingly: "Ahaha, it's okay~ Kakashi-san won't be so stingy~"

"Go to hell.. Work () mouth reporter."

Skye: "Sorry sorry~"

Gan Li Gan door.

"Hey you guys." Kakashi hugged the "drowning" Naruko: "I know you want to see my face, but you should also look at the situation, now hurry up and send this person to the doctor... er. "

→The unlucky Kakashi who was attacked by the eighth and tenth squads.

Skye, who was watching secretly from the roof: "Aren't you going to join the battle, Aoi?"

"I can't do anything to Kakashi, I always feel..." Looking at Naruko in Kakashi's arms embarrassingly, I covered my face, "Sure enough, Kakashi-senpai is so handsome, I can't hold ()..."

Skye sighed helplessly: "You..."

. . .so familiar.

Because Kakashi often sighs like this in front of me.

Is it. .

Kakashi had early menopause just like this guy

5 minute later.

"Ah, got it!" Skye jumped off the roof. "It finally worked, Naruto-kun."

Naruko: "Everyone, the battle was successful~"

Why don't you cancel the transformation technique, Naruto. .

What would Kakashi's face look like though!

Naruko: "Are you ready, Senior Kakashi!"

Ino: "Do it Shikamaru!"

Ya: "It's time to make an appearance!"

Kakashi: "Uh, wait a minute everyone. Can't we talk about it..."

"You actually got hit by Shikamaru's Shadow Binding Technique, Kakashi-senpai." I circled around Kakashi, who was no longer able to move freely, and poked his waist with my hand, "This can't be a shadow part. () body"

"What are you talking about, Miss Xiaokui~" Naruko came over, and coquettishly said in a sweet voice, "This is definitely the real Kakashi-sensei, you can't go wrong~"

"Naruto, do you really want to keep shaking that pair of [email protected]% on your chest? It's so annoying."

Naruko: "Hmm, Ms. Aoi also thinks that Harem Art is very powerful, even Kakashi-sensei can't hold it~"

"...Naruto, you deserve a beating."

"Let's stop chatting here." Shikamaru hooked his hands together, "Awaken, Mr. Kakashi!"

"Calm down, isn't this kind of thing keeping a sense of mystery..." Kakashi's fingers pulled the mask uncontrollably: "Is it more romantic to keep a sense of mystery hahahaha...ha"

"Give up, Kakashi-senpai." I really want to see it~

"... Aoi. Aren't you on my side?" Kakashi, who was bound by the shadow, cast his eyes wildly and said in a flustered tone, "Hey, Teshikamaru... No, please stop..."

Seeing Kakashi's mask slipping onto the bridge of his nose, I looked anxiously at Shikamaru, "Hey, that pineapple-headed kid, move faster!"

"Well, you guys are still too naive." Kakashi rolled his eyes and met mine. "It's impossible to catch me~"

A second later, everyone stared blankly at the disappearing shadow ().

The Pupil of Shattering Illusion has an instant killing effect on □□ so Kakashi. .No, it was the shadow () body that disappeared.

As expected of Kakashi, so handsome. .

Sakura: "Mr. Kakashi, have you noticed it long ago?"

"Ah~ah, it's so frustrating." Ya complained loudly and walked away: "I'm going back first."

Shikamaru: "Me too.. I've run out of chakra. My mom is calling me home for dinner."

"Everyone is tired. In this case, we can only disband, Naruto-kun." Skye turned around: "Ah, I'm blushing, Xiaokui. Look at the camera~"

I stretched out my hand and made a V: "So what do you do, Skye? Can you really make money by working leisurely like this?"

Naruko: "Is that the only way...today's task is very interesting, we must work hard to get exclusive, Mr. Skye~"

"How long are you going to maintain that image, Naruto." I pointed at Naruko with one hand, "Take a few photos of this guy too, the title is Konoha Ninja's Special Interest."

Skye: "...that's too much."

Me: "You really are not suitable to be a reporter."

Skye: "..."

5 minute later.

"Everyone's gone back. Don't you want to eat something? Skye, I've been with me since the beginning, and I haven't had lunch." With cold food in my arms, I'm sad now.

If I knew it earlier, I would buy it later.

"Well, I'm easy to talk about, but it's Miss Kui." Skye looked at the bag in my hand and scratched his hair apologetically, "I'm really sorry for delaying your meal."

"Don't be embarrassed." I reached out and took out a piece of fried chicken from the bag and stuffed it into my mouth, "It's delicious even if it's cold~ Do you want to eat~"

Skye said no: "Leave it alone. I still can't handle fried food."

"Hey~~ It's so delicious."

Kakashi also said that he really hates fried food like tempura. .Is it wrong to lower cholesterol because he is also a middle-aged man? Kakashi is not a middle-aged man yet. .

"Ah, over there~" Skye hurried to a certain stall, "This is delicious, Aoi, do you want to try it?"

"Forget it, I have no money." Glancing at the price list, I pouted.Before that Jiaodu robbed all my property, I didn't care about the price when I bought things. .well. .

Skye: "It's okay, I can treat you~ This saury is delicious~"

Take people with short hands and eat people with short mouths. .

"No need, I won't eat it...but I think you look like a third-rate reporter." I said sourly, "How did you earn money for such an expensive meal? I'm so envious. "

Skye laughed awkwardly: "Ahaha, why do you think so?"

"Because you seem to like to be shy, how can you write amazing news like this?" I tapped my fingers on the table boredly.

Skye: "That's because I'm an introvert."

"So, a reporter without good materials can't survive~"

As a layman, I decided that a reporter has to have a thick skin. .

"Then, let me ask you a question." Skye scratched his face unnaturally, "Miss Aoi, do you really care about Kakashi?"

"Isn't that a matter of course!" I raised my voice to cover up my guilt, "As his girlfriend, how can I not care about it!"

Skye blinked: "Hey..."

Me: "... What are you doing! You are asking such stupid questions that are not at all explosive. Sure enough, you are a very bad reporter."

Skye: "Finally, it's about the reporter's question..."

.That afternoon.

Ambushing on the side of the road, I intercepted Kakashi who was coming back from the direction of the Memorial Monument.

"Ahem, what a coincidence, Kakashi-senpai! Do you want to go on a date with me!" Seeing him so handsome, I blushed unconsciously.

"It's not a coincidence at all, Aoi, how long have you been squatting here." Kakashi smiled and shook his head, "You are still talking about a date, how can you date with a senior... willful."

"Senior doesn't hate you~ Wasn't the last date a good one?"

Kakashi: "I told you it's not a date...and you really just ate meat in Yakiniku Q, and you didn't communicate much with your dear senior."

I put my hands over my face.

Kakashi actually took the initiative to say that he wants to communicate more with others!

Hazi Cassie~~

"You're blushing." The silver-haired Jonin's fingers were embedded in my hair, "Sure enough, I'm still a child, Aoi."

"Senior, if you like to be mature, I can do it too." I drew a stroke on my chest, "I'm waiting for a year or two, here and here is what Kakashi-senpai likes... Aww!"

Got knocked on the head again, Kakashi hit hard!

"It's not big or small..." Kakashi said with distaste for my indiscriminate words, but he comforted my painful head with his hands.

Old Ka, you say you don’t want your body, but you are very honest! It’s so comfortable to be touched. . .

"My head is only for seniors to touch." He squinted his eyes blissfully and hugged his waist, "I've been waiting for you for so long, senior, please don't push me away~"

Kakashi had a smile in his eyes: "Only this time, there will be no next time."

That's what I said last time, but I didn't succeed this time hehe~ The more you say that, the more there will be countless next times. .

"Ah, speaking of which, I met a strange guy at noon." Thinking of my collusion with the eighth and tenth classes, I think I need to explain. "It's the Skye who wants to take off your mask. It's all his idea, and I didn't participate at all."

"Really." Kakashi was stunned, "Ahem, I've never heard of this name."

Me: "Yeah, yeah, because I'm a little reporter with poor professionalism~"

Kakashi: No professionalism +1

Me: "And the clothes are poor."

Kakashi: Bad taste +1

Me: "Although he is handsome, he is a hooligan."

Kakashi: Rogue +1

Why is the silver-haired Jonin in front of his eyes a little dazed. .Don't you like me calling other men handsome?

"Ka... Kakashi-senpai is of course much more handsome than that kind of little reporter!"

"Really...thank you." Kakashi put his hand on my back and patted it, "Wouldn't my hand be sore if I keep holding it like this?"

Are you kidding, I hold a beauty in my arms, you ask me if my hands are sore. . .

"It's okay. Hmm... I remembered a strange thing." I rubbed his waist attachmentally, and reluctantly ended the long hug: "That Mr. Skaia doesn't like tempura like his predecessors. I don’t like fried food, and I don’t like sweets either. I also like saury like my predecessors. What a beautiful coincidence~”

A drop of cold sweat dripped from Kakashi's forehead: "Yes..Really. But why do you know my preferences?"

I'm waiting for your words, Kakashi!

"Because I like you the most..." A certain card quickly covered my mouth.

"You fell into your trap again. I knew it was like this..." Kakashi said in annoyed tone, but faint lines of laughter appeared in the corners of his eyes.

Sometimes I really doubt that Kakashi himself didn't realize that he was laughing. .

My understanding of you is deeper than you think, because I often spy on you cough cough. .I already knew about my food preferences, hehe.

"Senior's hair is really lush." ​​Suddenly remembered something, I tried to stand on tiptoe, and picked up a few strands of his silver hair. "so beautiful."

"Well, it's just hair." Kakashi didn't dodge, but bent down cooperatively.

I had to push my fingers into a certain card's exuberant hair, "Unlike Kakashi-senpai who has such cool hair, that Mr. Skye still wears a wig all the time, I have never dared to tell him I see Come out, afraid of hurting his self-esteem... ah, why don't you let him touch it."

I was only halfway through when Kakashi stood up straight, and I couldn't reach his head anymore.

"Fake...wig cover" His voice trembled for no reason.

"Yeah." I blinked. "Mr. Skaia, though young, probably suffers from a hairline."

→A certain Aoi who is very discerning about wigs because the boss in the previous life was bald.

Kakashi stammered: "Then...then is there anything suspicious about the Skyia you mentioned!"

I wondered: "Skaia is just Skaia, what's so suspicious about it? It's not against the law to lose your hair. But senior, your current behavior is very suspicious."

Kakashi: "..."

→ A certain Aoi who is easy to deceive and never doubts people.

The author has something to say:

It's not clear whether the next chapter will be the main story or a side story. .Although I don't want to write abuse, but if I don't abuse, I won't become stronger.