Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Huh..." I panted in a trance, and sat down on the side of the road.

The heart beats so fast, has the blood pressure lowered due to excessive blood loss?

The pocket should not catch up. .

"Hey! Guy over there, what are you doing sneakily!" a man snapped.

I didn't see the person's face clearly for a while.

"Senior Kakashi... Hey, why is it you, Yamashiro." I covered my shoulders and turned my head, "I thought it was my male god..."

Aoba Yamashiro: "... Do I hate you that much? Tell me what's going on with you!"

"...It's a long story." I licked my chapped lips, "Why don't you bandage me first and I'll tell you later"

"Of course!" Yamashiro Aoba reached out and pulled out a roll of bandages from the ninja bag, and pressed the thick gauze on my wound.

"I know a little medical ninjutsu, and it's no problem to stop the bleeding."

Me: "...Maybe I see people I shouldn't see."

Aoba Yamashiro listened quietly.

After telling the whole story.

"Dou appeared." Shancheng rubbed his chin thinking. "Your injury is all right now. Now I'm going to check on the scene. You stay here and don't move around. I'll ask someone to take you back to the store."

Just don't move around here. .So why don't you buy me oranges? Dad Shancheng.

"But!" I tugged on Shanshiro's sleeve weakly, "Is this really good! Leave the injured witness aside!"

"I said someone will come..." Shancheng was eager to leave, and ran away after throwing me away.

The people in Hidden Fog Village are not human! Excessive!

5 minute later.

Anbu with a bird-head mask came: "Let's go. I'll see you off."

I don't even know who you are and still use you to send it. .

you bird man. .

Anbe involuntarily pulled me up.

"Don't tell anyone what happened tonight." Anbu's voice was as rigid as the mask, "Otherwise, you will bear the consequences."

. . .too much!

"Okay..." I replied obediently.

With mixed feelings, I returned to the store with Anbe sending me off.

Sakata: "Why have you been away for so long?"

Me: "...nothing" I can't tell anyone or I will bear the consequences. .

Sakata scratched his head: "Where is the thing I asked you to take?"

"Those things..." I forgot them on the street. .

Before Sakata got mad, I hurried to the scene where the thing was thrown.The goods were still in place.I looked into the distance, Hongdou, Yamashiro Aoba and others were talking about something nervously.

In the twilight, Moonlight Gale's unrecognizable body lay quietly on the cold ground.

Teacher Kidney Deficiency, although you and I only met once, I will still mourn in silence. .

Pretending not to see the ninja on the opposite street, I reached out and dragged the heavy sack.Under the pressure of the heavy object, the wounds on both shoulders were painful, as if they were split open.

. .If it breaks, let it break, anyway, the mountain city Aoba said it's fine.

The so-called ninja means to endure. .I think Kakashi could bear it no matter how badly he was cut.So I'm still hypocritical. .

the next day.

Sakata: "Aoi, speed up, tomorrow is a big sale day!"

Me: "Add your size! It's already reached the limit!" I threw the kneaded dough into the vat viciously, "Boss, you are too much!"

Sakata: "Your salary will increase by 30% next month."

Me: "Boss, I don't think these tasks are enough. I can still fight for two days and two nights, and I can't stop at all."

Sakata:"..."

Having said that, the wound is still slowly oozing blood, and the occasional pain is like a mosquito harassing me who wants to concentrate on work.

Self-hypnotized Senior Dou has really opened up to me, but why is he still so upset!

"Boss~" The person who came pushed open the door, "A serving of glutinous rice balls~give it to me by a cute girl~"

A customer with long lush white hair and brightly colored kimono walked in casually: "... Didn't the advertisement say that there is a cute maid sauce! Where is it!"

I walked out of the kitchen, wiped my flour-stained hands on the apron, my face became extremely pale due to the blood loss and pain from the wound: "It's labor and capital." I stroked the ponytail next to my ear, "Look, it's still The real twintail bastard."

"What a disrespect!" Sakata jumped up, "Go and change into your work clothes, immediately!"

"...Yes~Yes."

The shameful play like a maid outfit is simply annoying, even though I'm still hurt. .But I endured it for the wages!

"Glutinous rice balls." He slammed the plate in front of the guests with a slap.

No matter how you look at this person, he looks like a pervert. .

The squinting eyes, the mole on the side of the nose that affects the value of the face. .

"Miss maid who is cute in appearance but has an unexpectedly rough temper." The man rested one hand on his chin, "Shouldn't readers who are cute in contrast won't hate it?"

I have no expression on my face: "Ah yes."

"Don't underestimate me! This uncle is a famous writer who has never been seen before or since!" The man hurriedly took out a book.

Oh, I have a go.

"Jiraiya!" Jiraiya shook his hair, posing in a pose that he thought was cool.

The original work of the intimate paradise that made Kakashi so obsessed. .

I lowered my head and bit my lower lip, "Why..."

"How about it, let's fall under the charm of my uncle!"

"why.."

"Ah what did you say"

"Why do you write about such a heroine in Intimacy Paradise!" I jumped up, my eyes widened: "Sayuri and everything are outdated! Obviously the most popular and cute girls with small breasts now!"

It was because of this book that Kakashi fell in love with mature women with big breasts and no brains. .I don't have anything to do with mature women at all now, how can I cultivate!

Not to be outdone, Zilai gestured at the female curves with obscene gestures: "This (gesture)... and that (gesture) ripe fruit will always arouse everyone's appetite the most! Girl, you are so naive!"

"What are you talking about, you wretched uncle, so obscene!"

"I...is obscene! I'm just a fried chicken pervert slightly slightly~"

"..." I felt very uncomfortable being choked suddenly. .

"Ah Nuo, I want to order food..." The bell at the door rang, and I had no time to take care of it as I was already arguing.

"That person... that person said he likes mature women..." I sat down and took a big sip of tea dejectedly, "But what's so good about a brainless E-cup white lotus like Sayuri!!"

One word shocked everyone.Everyone suddenly stopped talking.

"Ahem." I scratched my face uncomfortably.I don't know if it was because the atmosphere was too embarrassing, but the tingling pain in the shoulder gradually became more obvious.

"You... do you care about this..."

"Of course, because..." I turned my head back naturally, and when I saw that person, my whole body was petrified.

Kakashi leaned lazily on the door frame, the eyes exposed under the forehead were full of smiles: "Because"

"I'm joking..." Ignoring Jiraiya's grimace, "Senior Kakashi, sit down~" → cute appearance

"Yeah" Kakashi ignored my courteousness, folded his arms on his chest, and put on the airs of an elder.

"...Because the person I like likes a woman like Sayuri." The pressure on Kakashi is really not ordinary. .Just being stared at by him like this can't help but tell the truth. .

I blushed and stammered: "So... So, I've always hoped that he would have new ideas. For example, flat-chested girls with twin ponytails are pretty cute too... like that"

Kakashi: "I see. I want red bean balls."

what

this is the end

. .It's rare for me to say such shameless things.And why is Kakashi still looking happy now. .Is it very fulfilling to tease me as a fool? .

"Senior's takeaway...Take it and don't give it away." He handed the wrapped box to Kakashi's arms.

"Thank you." Kakashi reached out to take the box, looked at me and blinked, "Lovely maid-san."

. .He actually said I was cute!

"Aoi." He suppressed a smile, and reached out his hand to gesture above my lips, "The nose is bleeding."

"It's okay, it's okay..." It's just that the weather is too hot, it must be like this.

"Then, goodbye." Kakashi smiled and rolled his eyes, raised his hand to wipe off the blood under my nose, "When the weather is dry, you need to add more water, Aoi."

Looking at Kakashi's back ing contentedly. .

"I'm concerned, so it's not Sayuri and boobs~" Zilai also lay down on the table, laughing, "That means there is nothing wrong with my work~"

"... If there is nothing wrong with your work, then there is something wrong with your brain!"

Jiraiya: "It's really rough.. But I like it! You really gave me good writing materials. Are you interested in letting me collect materials happily?"

"Who would agree to such a strange request! What strange things to do to others!"

Jiraiya: "It's a matter of collecting materials. It's not a strange thing to use materials! After all, this old man is also the Immortal of Mt. Myoki, and one of the Sannin, Jiraiya!"

"...That kind of thing is fine! You're talking as if immortals don't shit!"

Jiraiya: "That's how it feels~ Cute appearance and unusually rough remarks! Of course, if you have breasts, it's perfect, the requirements are not high, D is fine."

Why do you still talk about cups in the end? Hey!

The author has something to say:

Recently, I have run out of brain holes, so it may be slower.