Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Boss," once again sitting on the roof blowing the wind, "does that man have high requirements for breasts, or why does he like reading those boring books so much..."

"Isn't that a matter of course!" Sakata took a big sip of liquor. "No one will like your bean sprouts figure!"

"But but! He called his lovely maid San..."

"So, put on this breast pad, and he will call you wife next time." Sakata drank a lot, with two blushes floating on his face, and stood up from the roof unsteadily.

"The lady boss must have broken up with you because she couldn't stand it, Sakata." I helped Sakata slide down the roof, "Don't you still have business tomorrow, cheer up, boss, there's nothing wrong with being single. "

Hearing the proprietress, Sakata suddenly knelt down on the ground: "Wow wow Mayumi, why did you leave me!"

"...I said it doesn't matter if you're single! As long as you have money in life!" I grabbed Sakata's leg with both hands and dragged him into the room, and he still clasped the ground with both hands.

"You can't make it through, you!" An over-the-shoulder fall threw Sakata back onto the bed.

Why do I always encounter this kind of thing... Hey, my shoulder hurts, Shancheng's healing skills are really bad... Aside from others, medical ninjutsu is still first-class.

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.Although nothing was found, people who have undergone ninja training can feel the changes in chakra more than ordinary people.

The instinctive physiological reaction made me quickly run into the house.

It's a pity that the movement was too slow, and with a swoosh, a kunai was nailed to my hand.

...Who is it that stays awake in the middle of the night and makes trouble!

"Perception has improved." Dou stepped out of the shadows, "It's just for you, Aoi."

"...I stayed at home today, I'm a good boy, so don't cut me... Ugh!"

Going closer, he patted the wound on my shoulder with his paw, "Aren't you surprised to see me?"

It's not a surprise, it's a shock.And, get your paws off it's a pain in the ass asshole.

"When I was in the forest, I still said that I can't do anything without me." Dou rubbed the wound that had begun to ooze blood due to external force. "Why do you have that expression of resistance now?"

Why don’t you have an A in your mind?

"I'll give you a piece of advice. Tomorrow's Chunin exam, daimyos from all over the world will have to attend." Tou walked straight over, "As far as I know, the daimyo from the land of water has always wanted to settle the grievances between your families." He paused, "What are you going to do, the patriarch of Iga Ein?"

While speaking, he had green chakra lingering in his hand, wanting to heal me.

The patriarch or something. .If you don't tell me, I'll forget about this setting, okay?I'm an ordinary (poor) citizen now, so I don't even look like a patriarch.

"You also know that Miss Ben is the patriarch!" I snapped Dou's arms open.

Dou stood there with a half-smile and a half-smile.

It's over. .He won't beat me again, right? Although I'm used to being beaten, fighting really hurts...

Dou lowered his head and glanced lightly at the curse mark exposed on my chest. "It even added the Seal of Sealing Evil. That Kakashi would also do such unnecessary things."

I:"..."

Can you say something I can understand, I am very troubled by you, senior.

"You don't really think that Kakashi approached you because he thought you were cute, Aoi." Kazuki took another step closer, "Now, there is still time."

"I knew from the beginning that Shiranui Genma's mission is not just to help me train. When Genma is not around, I see Kakashi Hatake more often. Isn't it just monitoring." I took a step back Keeping the distance, "I don't do bad things like you, so just monitor."

This is the job of a ninja, it's just for the task. In my case, work and relationship are still very separate... But if you really want to kill me, you will lose your little cute Kakashi forever ,so...

Du: "It's just good advice."

"No...you don't need to worry about the senior, I'm fine."

Dou smiled: "Then, goodbye."

Me: "...bye."

Farewell to you! Before, you pretended to tell me that you were going to a far away place. Didn’t you meet me twice? Words don’t count...

After the chakra aura in the pharmacist's pocket completely dissipated, I stared at Sakata's floral trousers who was sleeping on the ground as if dead, and fell into deep thought.

The daimyo of the country of water is also coming to Konoha village. That old woman has always hated me since I was a child... I don’t know where her deep hatred comes from. It’s just that the Koga clan and the Iga clan have a bad relationship. It's not a big deal, it's so common to fall in love and kill each other. . .So she came here this time to watch young people compete, and then killed me when the military master Yaoshi Temple Tianshan died

Although the relationship between the Land of Water and the Land of Fire is mediocre, if the old hag really asks Hokage to take me back and execute me, then it's all over... No wonder it's not too late.

. .That third generation should be trustworthy, right? After all, he agreed to Yakushiji Tenzen's request and got me to Konoha Village from the very beginning.

Xuanjian will definitely not let me die, after all, he is my teacher. .Even surveillance has feelings, right? Kakashi. .You probably won't sell me

The main reason is that I work hard to pay the rent every day, and I haven't done anything bad at all, so. .

"Mayumi, don't leave me woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ﹏Mayumi ﹏" Harazi Sakata was bleeding to the ground, grabbing my ankle with one hand.

Ignoring Sakata, another picture suddenly appeared in my mind:

"Stop it, Aoi." Kisame's arm was cut with a long cut, and he was hanging casually on the back of the chair. "If you leave it alone, nothing will happen. By the way, did you hear what I told you?"

I slammed a bottle of alcohol down his arm.Kisame frowned.

"What kind of wicked jokes are you making at a time like this, are you a pervert, Ghost Shark Sang?"

"I'm not kidding, the task I received from the village was requested by the daimyo of the water country. Although the reward is very low." Kisame smiled, "Knowing what your family is doing, even the daimyo will feel troubled , even if the Iga clan has always served the daimyo... Anyway, when I see your name, I will immediately take over this task." At the end he paused, his bloodshot fish eyes staring at me, " Because it's easy."

"Ahaha, how is that possible, assassinate me or something." I wrapped his arm with gauze, "In your case, you must have kicked open the door of my house with a jio, and then hacked without saying a word?"

Kisame raised the long knife with his injured arm: "Actually, I hate violence."

I sat on the chair and looked at him helplessly: "... Do you think that it has become more and more annoying recently, Brother Guisam. You have known me for such a long time, how could you kill me. Just kidding." It depends on the atmosphere."

Gui Sha was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly bent down and pinched my chin: "Why don't you listen to me! You are such a genius!"

I forgot about the latter.

In the ignorant age when I didn't know what murderous intent was, Kisame Kisame received the task of killing me, and then I couldn't believe it when I killed him, and finally he left. . .Probably because this ghost shark never played with me again.The so-called disagreement... that person has become rebellious since then.

I have forgotten most of what Kisame said at the time, it seemed to be about trust between people or something.

He said I was a genius of trust.

Genius of trust...meaning I am a fool who is often deceived because he was very excited at the time, and then laughed terribly...

"Mayumi..." Sakata, with his eyes still closed, struggled to get closer to my feet.

I looked at the puddle around Sakata's mouth in disgust: "...you don't see me thinking about life, go away, bastard."

"It smells so good..." Sakata smacked his lips and turned over.

. .Sakata, you are so disgusting.

I reluctantly dragged him aside and cleaned the vomit off the floor with a towel.

A genius of trust.I looked down at the familiar scratches on both arms.

The traces of the past are all engraved on the arms.There are people who don't trust me, only the one who left these traces on me - Yakushiji Tenchan. .

Smiling to myself, I pulled the quilt and squatted in the corner, awkwardly counting the black spots on the floor, and soon fell asleep.

Chunin Exam Day:

"What's wrong, Aoi!" Sakata grabbed my arm and tried to drag me out of the house, "I will get a raise, isn't it all agreed!"

"... If I don't go for a raise, I will die!"

What a joke! That daimyo, the dead old woman from the land of water, has such good eyesight, if she sees me, she might want to kill me! I'm not an ordinary heroine, where is the danger?

"I'm a ninja oh you can't beat me! You can't even pull me oh ho ho!" I used chakra to stick myself firmly to the door frame.

"... Whatever you want." Sakata panted, "Then you..."

"I'm going to deliver food, I know you go away~"

Sakata:"..."

After half an hour.

Guard A of Konoha City Wall: "Is it really okay for you to be so leisurely, takeaway girl."

Sitting on the city wall, eating meatballs and looking at the scenery: "No one will order takeaway at this time except you. And I don't want to go to work today at all."

Guard B: "Ah~ah, I heard that this year's exam still has the Uchiha clan, what a pity I can't see it~"

Me: "So what's so good about the Uchiha clan, because they are very handsome?"

Guard B: "Indeed..."

Guard A: "...It's so difficult because of Sharingan! You are so concerned about handsome guys, you and I have been on duty for so long without knowing that you have this tendency!"

Guard B: "I*[email protected]￥&!"

Why was my rare leisure time disturbed by these two people being gay. . .

The author has something to say:

I kind of want to write about what to do about abuse.Turn the heroine into something like a terrorist who kills daimyo because daimyo is annoying. .