Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Well, boss, why are you so poor now." After a day's work, I sat cross-legged on the roof without a picture, chatting with Sakata casually.

"Also, why can't I perform chakra changes like everyone else. But..." I, who was obsessed with why I was so useless, was completely stunned by the bell incident.

"How do I know that kind of thing! There are so many meatball sellers in Konoha now, I'm going to go out of business!" Sakata stood up abruptly, and a few tiles fell off under his feet, causing him to almost fall out of the room . "Is it because my balls are too sweet!"

"...Yes, it's very possible." I wrote: "The ones in other stores use so much, but the ones in our store use so much."

"No, no, no..." Sakata sat down slumped, and took a deep puff of his cigarette, "Obviously that Mitarai red bean likes my craft very much, and the previous one..." Speaking of the previous one, Sakata suddenly changed was overshadowed.

"That guy used to come here all the time, it's a pity he turned into a pervert."

"..."become?So that person was fine before eating the meatballs, but became abnormal after eating them?

I know the abnormal taste of red beans, but I have never known a dumpling lover with a stronger taste than red beans.

"So the ones who like our store are either those who are overweight with dumplings or overweight with women's clothing?"

"...Shut up." Sakata took a deep breath and looked at me seriously, "My uncle's secret three-color meatball is a terrifying existence."

"I know..." Isn't it the ordinary three-color meatball that is so sweet, it is indeed a terrifying existence for Sasuke, who eats sweets like poison. .

"No, no, girl, you don't know anything about the power of the three-color balls! The guy from before..." Sakata looked at my face: "It's almost at your age, when you are in puberty, the fan Served on my uncle's three-color meatballs, and then..."

"My age?" There was a drop of cold sweat on my forehead.

It’s true that I like sweets. Sakata’s three-color meatballs are indeed a sweet paradise for me. .I won't become a pervert!

"However, that man is not an ordinary pervert..." Sakata sullenly said in a low voice, "That mysterious man, after spending all his money on tricolor dumplings, except for his younger brother who has been supporting him for The obsession with sweets, all his people are against his taste. So on a dark and stormy night, he..."

"What is he?" I widened my eyes and swallowed.

"He brutally murdered the whole family!" Sakata suddenly grabbed my shoulders with both hands as if threatening.

"Hey, don't come here!"

I was taken aback, and pushed forward with both hands, Sakata rolled off the roof and hit his head on the ground with a thud.

"Ah, boss, are you okay! I didn't mean to deduct my salary~" I lay on the roof and shouted nervously to the people below.

"It's okay, it's my fault. But don't react so badly... Hey, it hurts." Sakata rubbed his head and stood up slowly. "You come down too. The day after tomorrow is the third competition of the Chunin exam. Make more stocks, and you can make a fortune by then, and then you can make up your rent for last month."

Me: -_-||"It's rent and this and that..."

"That's right, girl, Muye Village is an international Peaceful Ninja Village, not like your Wuyin Village." Sakata winked his eyes, "What you are experiencing now is a double blow from career and love. But It doesn't matter, after many years, you will become like me."

become like me. .

Be like me. .

same as me. .

"Who will become like you, you perverted boss! Compared to that, I'd rather be the three-colored meatball killer pervert in your story! After all, Kakashi and I don't have that kind of relationship at all!" I After a pause, he added another sentence: "It's just ordinary... How can friendship be repaired!"

Sakata said leisurely with an expression I understood: "Look, loser."

"Whispering..."

"If you want me to say, the working girl in the meatball shop can also go to the No. [-] Technician of Konoha, you must have self-confidence!"

Me: "... I think you are quite confident, but why did the sister-in-law leave you behind and elope. By the way, why do you speak normally now, and you didn't always talk about u and me before."

"Oh, that." Sakata scratched his head, "Because my ex-wife said I was sexy when I spoke like that, and I always thought she would come back one day. But now..."

"But now recognize the status quo, you and I are losers." I said gloatingly.

"...Your business is not done by yourself, return the token of love or something." Sakata said sullenly: "The Chunin exam in Konoha Village is taken twice a year, and you can just pass the Chunin exam. It is very simple to win that Kakashi agrees with your words."

"So it's just an ordinary bell and it's not a token of love... And I said before that I can't change the nature of Chakra at all... You're deaf." I clenched my fist slightly.

When Shiranui Genma was teaching me ninjutsu, he didn't notice my abnormality at all.But I later found out that these illusion-breaking eyes are double-edged swords, not only can crack other people's ninjutsu, but even my own chakra flow will be disrupted.Ordinary condensed chakra can barely do it, and the fog concealment technique is only a slight change. If I want to use tricks that rely on property changes like other water escapes, unless I poke my eyes. .

"I've heard that the blue beast in Konoha Village never knew any ninjutsu." Sakata gave a thumbs up, "Maitkai and his disciples are very powerful ninjas without ninjutsu. That disciple is better than ninjutsu." You are two years younger, and you seem to have taken the exam too. By the way, how did the Chunin exam go, the geniuses of the Hinata family must have played wonderfully."

Me: "I didn't watch it." Because I was cursed by Orochimaru, and then sealed by Kakashi, the pain was so painful that I doubted my life, so I went back to the store and didn't watch the game at all. .

"Well, after all, a lot of people will be watching the game in the stadium the day after tomorrow. We have to get ready before the third match. Now go and get the flour and sugar I left at Lai Dao's house."

"Now?" I looked up at the big and round moon above my head, expressionless: "It's so dark, so scary."

"I'll give you a raise of 20.00% this month."

"Good boss no problem boss."

10 minutes later, I was walking back with my things on my shoulders.

Sure enough, the trained body is different.I think it was terrible for me to change the bucket of the water dispenser back then, but now I can carry five flour bags by myself without kicking.Chakra is really a good thing. .

The things on my arms were stacked higher than me, I didn't dare to run, I just walked slowly.

The goods in his hand seemed to have touched something.

"Aoi, what are you doing here so late?"

. . .Pharmacist bag!

I was taken aback.

ah ah. .I know that I was wanted for breaking the glass of the hospital, so I should call for help now or give in to my senior. .

"That...well, I just took some ingredients." My voice was trembling.was scared.

Senior Dou, it made me feel strange for the first time.

"That's right." Dou squinted his eyes and smiled, with his right hand behind his back, and his left hand stretched out to help me organize the mountain of cargo bags in my arms.

Don’t think that I didn’t see that your right hand is full of blood! It’s all dripping on the ground! So you are really doing something like murder and arson! Don’t mess with me like this, Senior Dou!! If you want to kill, hurry up, don’t do it Those are useless!!

"Don't touch my bag, cough cough!" I dropped everything on the ground with a bang, and a bag of flour cracked the moment it hit the ground, making me choke and cough. "This... This is the boss's stuff, even if you are a senior, you can't touch it!"

"However, the boss will be angry if you throw things on the ground and make them dirty." Dou smiled in a perfect arc, the glasses flashed coldly, and the shuriken was aimed at my heart.

I dragged my trembling legs back a few steps and said brokenly: "Forget it, I won't say anything until now. If the senior is such a person, it will be fine all the time. After all, I don't agree with it. In my own words, that's not okay..."

Me, is it over?

Dou was startled, his pupils flickered, and the smile on his lips disappeared.

"Dou, I've dealt with everything here, you want to... Hey, who is this guy, didn't you promise that there would be no witnesses!"

The voice came from behind, and I subconsciously wanted to turn around.

Covering my eyes with both hands, Dou stood behind me, with a calm tone: "In this case, there will be no witnesses."

Dou's fingers were cold, and I stood where I was, not daring to move.

"I've been exposed a long time ago, it's meaningless to see my face, let her tell Hokage." Kato tightened his hands covering my eyes.

There was darkness in front of my eyes, and I could imagine the evil expression on Dou's face at this moment. . .

"Anyway, she is not from Muye Village. If this guy reports without authorization, it may not be certain that the old man in Danzo will end up."

. .What the hell is Danzo!

"Whatever you want." An unfamiliar voice replied, and then I heard a swoosh, as if the man had escaped.

Dou let go of his hand and looked me up and down at close range.

I took a few steps back cautiously, murmuring: I'm very sorry. .I never go out at night again. "

"It would be too suspicious to let you go like this." He got up and jumped to the top of the building next to him, and pulled out a kunai: "What should we do, Xiaokui."

"Huh? -_-||" Senior Dou. .Are you going to let me live?

I blinked: "...thank you senior for not killing me."

"Then please start running away."

"Eh?"

Raising my hand, I subconsciously dodged sideways.

One of the kunai hit the wall and was bounced off, and the other one landed on my shoulder.My face is green.

"Xiaokui, you are still as stupid as ever."

Dou, not only your person has become poisonous, but your mouth has also become poisonous. .Where did my gentle and amiable Senior Dou go?

Du: "I told you, please run away."

I:"..."

If I could escape from you, if I had that ability, I would have turned you over to the public security organ (Dongwu) long ago! You still have to escape!

Before he had time to pull out the knife on his shoulder, he gritted his teeth and turned around to run.

Without taking two steps, he teleported to my side and punched me hard in the stomach.

The sudden nausea made me sway, enduring the pain and the uncomfortable feeling that I was about to vomit, I bent my knees, and subconsciously reached out and grabbed the hem of the pocket, so as not to completely kneel down.

. . .By the way, why should I grab him?

After two or three seconds of thinking in a cold sweat, I was still scared.Looking up, I pulled the corners of my mouth with difficulty: "...It's almost done, didn't you say you would let me go?"

Dou smiled harmlessly: "Did I say that?"

Me: "It seems not."

Dou: "That's it."

I:"..."

I took a deep breath and assumed a defensive posture.

I don't have any ninja gear on me right now, so if I just use taijutsu, I'll be on the street. .

"This is the way to look." Putting Kunai into the bag, he pulled out a short knife from behind, "Come on."

No, no, senior, we won't come. .

I quickly distanced myself from Dou, and my hands began to seal.

"Shin, Wei...it hurts!"

Speechlessly, he looked at the knife on his left shoulder and the pharmacist's pocket close at hand.

"...Chen, Si... Aww!"

The steel knife was stabbed from the left shoulder, and there was another knife on the right shoulder.

If you don't let me seal, you can't tie my hand!Did it on purpose! It hurts labor and capital to death! It's really a double-edged knife!

"Fog... The technique of fog concealment!" Finally, it was used!

Pulling out the kunai stuck in my left shoulder, I slashed at the pocket.

"It's too slow." Dodging my attack, a flying kick knocked me out of the way.

. .It's now!

The distance I was hit was enough, I turned around and ran.

With the current visibility, he couldn't see it ten meters away!

Clutching the bleeding wounds on both shoulders, looking back, there was mist behind him, and he couldn't see his pocket anymore.

As a traitor, Dou is still hiding in the village, and there is that stranger. .You have to tell Konoha's ninja immediately. .Just go to that ninja's apartment and catch a ninja, it seems that it's too late to contact Genma or Kakashi.

Both hands are sticky with blood, and it hurts even to breathe.I frowned.Although the wound is neither deep nor shallow, nor is it in a vital part, but. . .Why is it always me who gets hurt! This is the first time I’ve been cut!

Anyway!

Goods or something, I'd better pick them up after dawn, if I'm still alive. .

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Everyone knows who the tricolor meatball killer is, right? 2333