Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

The test site for the second test is in the Death Forest of Konoha Village.

"Yoxi! Little ones, my sister, I am Mitarai Anko, the chief examiner of the second exam, are you ready oh hehe."

Hongdou, a frequent customer of Sakata Maruko shop, is the examiner for this exam.

. .No matter how you look at it, it's unreliable.

"Listen well, the exam lasts for five days. Among the 26 groups of examinees, 13 groups hold the scrolls of the sky, and the other 13 groups of scrolls hold the earth. Each group must collect both kinds of scrolls, and successfully enter the tower in the middle of the forest. have.."

Hongdou paused for a moment: "The ugly thing is before that, we will not be held responsible for those who die or become disabled in this exam~ So... you will soon know why this place is called the Forest of Death."

"╯^╰You will soon know why this place is called the Forest of Death~" Naruto pinched his throat and twisted his body into various funny poses, "I'm not afraid of the Forest of Death at all~"

Staring at Naruto's wriggling orange butt, I suddenly felt the urge to kick him.

In addition to being very angry when she gets up, Hongdou Sang is also a woman with strong self-esteem and violence, so. .

With a swish, Hongdou threw out a handful of kunai.Kunai brushed Naruto's face and flew towards me.

. . .Red bean sang, be careful next time when you are embarrassing Kuwu, otherwise I won’t make you Xiaokui’s special red bean balls.

I reached out and took it out of the ninja bag, and was about to take out a bunch of things to block it, when a pair of hands behind me stretched out and grabbed my shoulders, and quickly moved me aside.

"What a slow child." The voice of the person who helped me get out of the kunai was very low and hoarse: "I can't block the kunai at that speed."

The man's cold hand was still on my shoulder, I raised my head in embarrassment: "That..."

Long hair shawl, dark lipstick, long legs and black silk, this attire is an ordinary lady on an ordinary person, but it doesn't look right no matter how you look at it. .

"What's wrong."

The voice didn't sound right, it looked so eerie. .

"It's nothing, thank you." I looked away and stared at Kunai who had been inserted into the soil, for fear that this young lady would do something perverted to me.But she walked straight to the side, as if she had lost interest in me.

Senior Dou walked over from the side and pressed his hands on my shoulders: "Why don't you get out of the way, I'm very worried about you!"

I:"..."

The lady over there picked up Kunai with her tongue and returned it to the red bean: "Here, return it to you."

Is that long really a tongue? Can it really hula-hula and sway to the left? .Miss sister, if you are so disgusting with ninjutsu, you won't be able to find a boyfriend.

I snapped my fingers in front of me who was standing still: "Don't look around. Pay attention to your surroundings, the next five days will be very difficult for you."

but. .But I have never seen such a gossip. .

Seeing that I was still in a daze, Red Copper Armor snorted coldly: "Hmph, I told you that talking to her is a waste of time, Dou."

"Don't say that, Senior Kai..." I smiled, "Partners should help each other..."

Red Copper Armor: "That kind of thing..."

I don't know what unpleasant words the red copper armor said, but the high-pitched voice of the red beans over there attracted me.

Hongdou: "The exam hasn't started yet, this examinee doesn't need to be in a hurry, especially in front of me."

Unknown young lady: "You cut off the hair I'm proud of, so I just care a little bit."

I hope I don't bump into her during the exam, it's too scary to have a long tongue.

"Hmph, forget it." Hongdou waved his hand: "Candidates quickly get the scrolls of their respective groups, and then follow the numbers to wait at the respective entrances!"

10 minute later.

"Hello~" I happily greeted Gang Zitie and Kamiyue Izumo. "We meet again~"

"We're not good." The duo stood at the entrance of number ten, waiting for instructions.

Izumo: "We were supposed to be on vacation today, but we were called by Hokage-sama to invigilate the exam. It's really annoying."

Zi Tie: "Yes, yes, I hate it to death. Ah yes, congratulations to Miss Xiaokui from the Land of Water for passing the first exam~"

Me: "Ahaha, thank you, thank you, by the way..."

I was about to say a few more words, but Dou stopped me: "Don't do unnecessary things, pay attention to the time. Look carefully, this is our scroll."

Was preached again.

That red copper armor looks very dissatisfied with my performance.

"Ahem, it's the scroll of the earth..." Ignoring the murderous eyes of the red copper armor, I stared at the long brown cylindrical object in my pocket, with a big word "Earth" written on it.

"The Scroll of Tomorrow looks more handsome." I stretched out my hands to support the bun on my head. "It sounds more handsome..."

"Enough is enough, you guy." Red Copper Armor: "From now on, it's not just a play, so let's do it for ourselves."

"Ahaha, don't say that, senior~I...I will try my best~"

MD, who the hell doesn't know how to communicate at all, I'm not doing this because I want you to say a few more words to increase your feelings, red copper armor. .Inner MMP, I still have to grin on my face. .

Dou: "Yes~ Aoi sauce is very strong, don't be so strict~"

Dou senior. .I almost burst into tears.

It's decided, after the exam, I will invite the seniors to eat double meatballs!

"Ahem!" Izumo pinched his watch, "It's started~"

The two people at the door opened the iron door with a clatter.

Isn't it playing house from now on?It seems that I have to work hard. .

"Well, Kui Jiang, your teammates have already set off." Zi Tie reminded me.

I:"!"

The backs of his teammates leaving quickly are so cold. .

Be nice to newbies!

Why didn't you tell me when you wanted to run away!

What's the difference between this and not shouting passwords when running a race!

Could it be that. .

My heart sank.

To become a boss, you must first learn to run

However, how long will it take to run like this to prove whether he is a ninja boss or not. .

pat.

A dead branch broke under my foot and I nearly fell from the tree.

Looking sideways at me who was running up to me who was panting, I lowered my eyelids: "Aoi, your movements are too big, you will be discovered if you continue like this. Ninjas must learn to hide their breath."

I wiped off my sweat and took a breath: "Senior Dou, what did you say that the wind is so windy that I can't hear you."

Tou: "...nothing."

Red Copper Armor: "Give up, Dou. Now that you have this oil bottle, you can't go on like this."

Dou was helpless: "Then let's take a rest, otherwise she won't be able to fight in this state."

Hearing someone say rest, I immediately jumped off the tree, leaned on the root of the tree and sat down.

I feel that I am in the same state as when I ran 800 meters in my previous life.

I don't know if my physical skills are too bad, or if my teammates are too good. .After running at high speed for such a long time, these two people are not tired at all.By the way, isn't this exam going to take five days? Why was it so urgent in the first place?

"Ha...ha..." This is me sitting under a tree panting.

The red copper armor came over and shook his hand in front of my eyes: "What, he looks like he is going to die."

Me: "..." My throat hurts so bad I can't speak, damn it!

Dodo squatted down close to me, and handed me the water bottle: "Because she is not a student of Konoha Village, Aoi cannot take the ninja test, so theoretically she is not a ninja. Well, she is very good at doing this."

The red copper armor didn't say anything, straightened up and looked down at me.

I have always wanted to complain, the two sunglasses of the red copper armor are embedded in the eye sockets, and it looks like it hurts. .

The corner of my mouth twitched: "Why... why are you staring at me, Senior Kai."

Rarely, the red copper armor showed a stiff smile: "You are so weak and cute."

The red copper armor actually smiled. .And the word cute is spoken in his gloomy voice, it doesn't sound cute at all.Ah, how should I answer this time?

"...Thank you for the compliment, senior."

He watched helplessly as the red copper armor's smile gradually cracked.Maybe he has never seen such a brazen person like me, who was said to be weak and thanked others.

"You..." Kai was about to say something, but the voice of Dou who stood aside suddenly became very serious. "Quiet...someone is approaching."

"Puff~" This is the sound I made when I drank half of the water and wanted to keep quiet but lost my breath.

He turned around and looked at me warily.

Seeing that I was choking on the water and was about to cough up, the red copper armor immediately put a hand on my mouth and pressed it hard.

Leaving aside the stuffy throat, this ninja glove is always like this, the texture is not very good, and it is terribly rough on the face. Kakashi's glove is the same, the touch is very bad.

Or after the exam, I'll make a pair of gloves for Kakashi so that he won't feel so bad when he touches my face next time.

But Kakashi said that he only likes nine-headed beauties and I may not have a chance. .well

No, now is not the time to think about men. .

rustle!

There was a faint movement behind him.

I dodged around and jumped behind a big tree, and the red copper armor dragged me over and rolled into the grass.

His hands and feet were crushed tightly, and his mouth was tightly covered.

Really bad posture.

Even for red copper armor.

Because he looks disgusted now.

. .It's okay I hate you too.

I look away from someone's black face.

rustling.

The voice behind was getting closer.

There was a bang on the top of the head.

It was the sound of someone stepping on a tree trunk and bouncing up.

I subconsciously raised my eyes and looked up.

Lying on my back gives me an exceptionally clear view of the top of my head.

I saw people flying over the trees.

Long black hair, and black silk. .Well, since I can't see the bottoms, I don't know if they are black silk or some kind of pants.

I'm not happy to see you at all, Miss Pervert.

It wasn't until she could no longer see or hear her whereabouts that Dou came out from the side and made a gesture of safety.

"That person is very strong." Tou pulled me up.

Me: "How does Senior Dou know that person is strong?"

Dou Xiaoxiao: "There are various methods."

Dou looked at the setting sun in the west: "Well, that's it. From tomorrow, we will be divided into two teams, the red copper armor and the sunflower sauce. I will go to investigate alone." Dou raised his hand and carved a line on the nearby tree. "I'll rest here tonight, and start operations at 04:30 in the morning." He looked up at me and sighed: "This is an area close to the center of the forest. It's lucky that we didn't encounter any enemies along the way."

. . .Am I really that uneasy?At least, I have not only detonators in my bag, but also a bunch of smoke grenades. .