Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

I sat down, and while massaging my numb left leg, I picked up the paper on the table.

It's a written test, no need to fight, happy~

"Ahem, the nine questions on the paper determine whether you are qualified to answer the tenth key question. Now please listen to the exam rules."

Just don't cheat or anything. .

"If you catch a clumsy cheat once, you will get two points deducted. When you get ten points deducted, that's when you are all out of the group."

See it sure enough.There is also a rule of deducting points. Does this mean that everyone will cheat?Well, I won't cheat anyway, I got full marks in my Ninja Theory class.

"At least answer five of the nine questions correctly, plus the score of the last question to pass. Therefore, students who are not good at learning should work hard." Yibixi looked at his watch, "That's roughly the case. Now start the hour and start counting."

Humph, as a top student, I won't be stumped by theory classes! So there is absolutely no need for cheating!

Well, the first question is, please decipher the following code.

Meow meow meow

Staring at the dark lump under the title, I feel a little square.

After staring at it for a long time, I couldn't even see a flower.Forget it, the next question is the next question. The known wind speed is XX m/s, the wind direction is southeast, and the terrain is high. The ninja throws a shuriken from point A to point B. Please draw the best throwing route and explain it.

. .What's the difference between this and Xiao Ming walking 50 meters per minute? How old is Xiao Ming? How do I know what the best route is?

The best path The best path. .I picked up a pen and drew a line crookedly on the picture.Probably this is how it feels, although I won't explain it.If a question is very good, you can give me two points for hard work.

The third question, as shown in the figure, avoids all threats and obstacles in the basement and calculates the best evacuation route, followed by Barabara. .Oh, let me go, I just blow up this house, why bother, this question is really annoying.

When I saw the fifth question, I already had one on my forehead

Layer of cold sweat.If I keep answering like this, I will fail at all.

"Shu, shu, shu..." I looked up, and saw a certain brother across the table writing vigorously.

Can't cheat Can't cheat. .

"Scrub..." Hinata Hinata next to her had half a paper filled.

Can't cheat. .

"That, Naruto-kun. Let me show you my paper."

Hinata. .

"Why do you want to show me, you are not thinking about anything."

Everyone can tell what she is thinking at a glance, only you, a dull person, don't know, silly Naruto.

"Ah, that's because... because we are all in the same class, it's not good that only Naruto-kun was eliminated..."

"So that's the case~ Then I won't be polite~"

I will never cheat in my life. . .It smells so good!

Hinata's paper is on Naruto's side, and the answer from the brother next door is too far away to see!

When Naruto finishes copying, I'm going to peek at Hinata's test paper!

At this time, a kunai was nailed to the table behind Naruto's back table with a bang, scaring Naruto enough.

Gang Zitie: "The one in the back, you cheated for the fifth time, you're out."

A candidate: "I don't have one!"

Gang Zitie: "You have it!"

A candidate: "No!"

Gang Zitie: "You have it!"

A candidate: "No..."

thumping!

This candidate was caught by another examiner and thrown out: "Why are you talking so much with you? You are just you. Who is this guy's teammate? Get out!"

. .So rough.

If Gang Zitie is here, Izumo should be there too. .Ah, I see, Shenyue Izumo.The two people watching the gate smiled at each other, as if they were celebrating the elimination of a group of candidates.

These two are really the screws of Muye Village, and they can be installed wherever there is not enough. .

Naruto: "Arnold, I still don't watch it..."

Hinata: "Oh"

Naruto: "Relying on your own ability is the right way, I am Uzumaki Naruto."

Hinata: "Ah... um. I'm sorry that I'm busy."

. .Naruto, you are so cowardly! There are five chances of being caught for cheating as promised, but if you peek at it four times, it’s better than Zero Egg, isn’t it?

I moved my body to Hinata a little bit by mistake, and glanced at Hinata's answer out of the corner of my eye.I vaguely saw the answer to a question, and I glanced at the edge of the podium with a guilty conscience, just in time to see a certain examiner smiled at me negatively, and then gave me a love&peace gesture.

. .was found.

If you find it five times, the three will be eliminated together, and if you fail, the three will also be eliminated together. It's over, it's over.

Frustrated, he collapsed on the table and looked at the ceiling.

Teacher Xuanjian, I am sorry for you, I am a useless piece of wood. .

But I can't give up yet. .I can’t let Senior Dou fail the exam again! If you fail the exam seven times and fail the eighth time, the senior will definitely be very sad! But if you don’t copy, you won’t pass, what should I do!

"Well, I'm going to the toilet." Someone in the back row raised his hand.

go to the toilet. .On the way, you can glance at other people's answers by the way, which is really a convenient way to cheat.

A certain examiner came out and handcuffed the speaker: "If you go to the bathroom, follow me."

It doesn't matter if you copy it.

I took a deep breath: "I...I'm going to the bathroom too."

The chief examiner, Yi Bixie, seemed to see through my thoughts: "Only one person is allowed to go at a time, hold on!"

I:"..."

Depend on.

"Hey." The person who was taken to the bathroom turned to me mockingly, revealing a familiar face covered in gay purple oil paint.

It turned out to be you, the one with a mouthful of soy sauce! This guy looks like a chicken thief and feels like he is going out to cheat! No, he must be cheating!

If you can't use the trick of going to the toilet, you can only squeeze your breasts. .Ahhh don't rack your brains to think of another way to cheat without being detected. . .

pat.

A ball of paper hit me on the neck.

This is!

The opened note was filled with dense answers.

Allies are here to save me!

Is it Senior Dou? I looked around happily.

Unexpectedly, I saw a row of dark-glassed men in red copper armor on the right stretching out their fingers and beckoning to me.

. . .Red Copper Armor I love you!

Although your personality is very annoying, you still have a sense of teamwork at critical moments! And the technique of throwing paper balls is not bad, the angle is very tricky and the hit rate is 100%!

As expected of a red copper armor, there is a big sentence written on the back that will kill you if you write it wrong.

cough cough.Even so, I still copied the answers to my heart's content. .

Well, it's steady.I turned my head and took another look at Naruto who was shaking his legs on the seat with black lines on his face.

Sorry, Naruto, as much as I want to help you, but cheating on exams is wrong. .Unfortunately, I have become a student with no morals in the examination room, so I can't drag you down. .

"It's time." The examiner stopped. "Now it's time to answer the last question."

The last question must be difficult. .

Without confidence, he glanced at the red copper armor in the distance, and the other party curled his lips and gave me a disdainful expression.

. .Not cute at all! Senior Dou is still kind to me. .Speaking of which, why does Senior Dou sit so far back? I can't even see his hair here.

"Before answering the last question, hehehe..."

Examiner, you look terrible.

"You also know that the Chunin exam is very strict. The strictness is that the person who fails in this question, along with his team, will not only be eliminated, but will also be disqualified from the Chunin exam for life. "

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and glanced at the red copper armor again.

To be banned for life, what should I do? .

I saw the red copper armor throwing the pencil on the table with both hands spread out, folded his arms, and snorted.

it means

Ah, I see, it means to quickly give up and fight again in the coming year

"Those who choose to quit now may still have a chance next year, but this time... well, I will give you time to think about whether to choose to move forward or quit."

For a person with such perseverance as Senior Dou, a lifetime ban is too cruel.Raise your hand decisively!

Take a deep breath.

I'm doing this for you, senior.

squeak~

My hand stopped in mid-air.

A thin steel wire twisted several times and strangled my arm, making it impossible for me to raise my hand.

The silk thread got into the flesh of my arm, and I got goose bumps from the pain.

The thread continued to tighten.

I:"..."

Don't be like this, senior red copper armor! I won't raise my hand! I'm wrong, can't it be okay!

Snapped!

"Hey!"

The thread was pulled, and the broken thread slammed into my face, and I cried out in pain.

The chief examiner glared at the red copper armor that prevented me from raising my hand: "The one over there, don't play tricks." Then the chief examiner walked up to me, "Whether you are eligible to stay or not must be a personal choice."

"How about it, don't care about others, your choice is"

Looking into the dark eyes of examiner Morino Ibiki, I opened my mouth, "I choose..."

. .I choose death, okay?

"Enough is enough!" Naruto suddenly jumped up.

I was taken aback by Naruto's aura.

"Whatever the ban is, I, Uzumaki Naruto, will never give up in this life! So, I will definitely choose to move forward!"

. . .You, a guy who knows nothing about the written test, still say this, if I were the examiner, I would fire you.

Unexpectedly, the examiner let out a sigh of relief. "It's been so long, it seems that this exam can only be like this. You guys are really the ninja with the number one accident."

The examiner was actually very happy. .

"Everyone sitting in the classroom." The examiner bowed. "Passed the first test."

wtf?

"The last question, the content is how to choose. Congratulations to everyone who gave me satisfactory answers." The examiner paused, "Although the first nine questions are a test of everyone's ability to collect information, the last question is the real answer. A question that embodies the awareness of ninjas."

I fell! Why is this exam so weird!

Could it be that this world can no longer accommodate an honest person like me!

Deep in self-doubt, I no longer know how I switched to the test site for the second exam.

The author has something to say:

The slow-heating type of writing, the plot of love and so on should be placed after the exam.Please comment if you have any suggestions