Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Hey, get up quickly." A sleepy hand patted my face. "It's three o'clock, and it's your turn to keep watch."

Turning over, I vaguely saw that the bag lying beside me had disappeared.

Dou senior. .Why did you leave at only three o'clock, didn't you say that you started to act at four o'clock.

"I see. You watch for me for another 10 minutes, and I'll get up right away..."

"Get up, bastard..." Red Copper Armor grabbed me by the collar, "Are you still a ninja!"

I don't even have a forehead protection, theoretically I can only be considered half a ninja

My neck was throbbing from the friction of the collar, and I hung on the arm of the red copper armor, feeling very depressed.

Ninjas often can’t sleep at night when doing tasks, but getting enough sleep is very important for minors. We are all minors. Why is Naruto so energetic every day, and why can’t I.

In my previous life, I never had the experience of getting up at three o'clock in the middle of the night to go to work. This is no longer a feeling that can be described as drowsy.

"Yes or no, why do you think about it for so long, are you a pig?" Red Copper Armor gritted his teeth: "Why can you still sleep under such circumstances, what a waste."

Yeah, I'm a piece of crap because I don't belong here, I'm just making myself comfortable, that's all.

"You won't understand." Naruto's gang of kids are just passionate, and Shiranui Genma wouldn't understand why I prefer to stay in the dumpling shop rather than practice, even Kakashi. .Just because I liked it a little bit, I went after it.

After all. .It's still my brother Guigan Shikisame who knows me best, even though he went straight to rebellion and revolution.Obviously it's good to be an ordinary person.Hmph, men always do some boring things to prove their sense of existence, but I'm not like that. I'm very happy if I can stay at home and watch TV and play with my mobile phone.

"Hey, what's the matter." Red Copper Armor let go of my hand, "If you have a sick mind, you shouldn't have come here in the first place, and you have been hindering me."

"You're so annoying." I dig my ears. "The girl's troubles, you will never understand in this life."

"It's nothing more than the man you can't ask for, or the beautiful clothes you can't ask for, that's all."

Fucking pretty clothes, thank goodness I have some.A man who can't ask for more. .

Kai stared at my changing expression: "Look, sure enough."

"Ahaha how is it possible! I... I don't know him yet, I just like his character and temperament! How can a relationship without mutual understanding be called love! It's like M without S and S without M!"

Kai: "What the hell kind of metaphor is that.. It's fine if he sleeps, what's so much nonsense. You can't sleep a few more times."

"Senior Red Copper Armor, don't you think you talk a lot tonight! In fact, I like the way you don't talk!"

Is that person something I can do if I want to?That's Hatake Kakashi!

"Hmph, it has nothing to do with me anyway." The red copper armor leaned against the tree. "Go and watch, you bastard."

It seems that I have to change the habit of sleeping to death.

after an hour.

"Hey, let's go."

"Ah... oh." I stood up in a daze and yawned.

The red copper armor frowned: "You can't be lazy when you are on guard."

"...Ahaha nothing~"

"The sun has not yet risen at this time, so it is a good time to act." The red copper armor made a seal, "Just follow me, waste."

"..yes"

After some investigation.

"There are traces of Chakra in front." The red copper armor pointed in a direction with his finger.

I looked from a distance, and there was an imperceptible trace of smoke floating in the sky somewhere.

"It's still making a fire until now, it's really desperate." The red copper armor teased, and pulled out Kunai. "Learn a bit."

The red copper armor slowly approached the three people beside the fire.

Only one of the three was awake, and it looked like Mengxin who had just graduated from ninja school.

Lying nervously in the grass, I stared at Kunai with the cold light in the red copper armor without blinking.

The red copper armor cast an illusion, and while the awake man was still in a daze, he walked over lightly, pulled the man's hair, and stretched Kunai under his neck to wipe it.

If I hadn't formed a team with the seniors, the dead Mengxin might have been me.I didn't expect the Red Copper Armor to strike so hard.

I didn't care about me, who was weak on the side, and the red copper armor quickly sent the shuriken into the heads of the other two people.

"Scroll of the sky, very lucky." Red Copper Armor quickly found the scroll, and wiped the blood on the tree trunk with disgust. "Why, what kind of expression do you have? It looks like your parents are dead."

No, why did you talk so much once Senior Dou left? .

I walked around the three ninjas who were completely cold on the ground: "Senior, wipe it with my handkerchief, the trunk is hard."

"you.."

"Ahaha, no thanks~"

"Why did you wear a handkerchief on your body during the Chunin exam?" Red Copper Armor had a bad expression on his face.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I saw a cute little handkerchief when I passed by the convenience store, and I couldn't hold back for a moment..."

"Scroll, hand it over."

A strange voice interrupted me.

I was taken aback.

This person is very good at hiding his breath, and neither the red copper armor nor I found the existence of the third person.

This person hangs upside down from the tree directly opposite me. He has strange dark circles under his eyes, a big love letter on his forehead, and a gourd on his back.

He is a strong man without eyebrows that he has seen on Senior Dou's card. .

Before I could react, the Red Copper Armor turned around and stuffed the newly acquired scroll together with our team's Earth Scroll into my hand.

"Run."

Then he flashed away in an instant.

As a man, shouldn't he rush forward to cover his weak teammates! What should I do now!

"Scroll. Or I'll kill you."

How could it be possible for the scroll to fall into the hands of a copycat gourd boy like you!

The gourd baby didn't even move a finger, and the overwhelming yellow sand rolled towards this side.

With a groan, my body has already reacted accordingly: "Master, please do me a favor. I will put the scroll here, thank you for not killing me."

What a familiar scene.

It was the same when he was almost slashed by a ghost shark last time.The skill of kneeling down and begging for mercy has become more and more proficient, and it has almost become a conditioned reflex. .

"Hmph, Konoha's people are really vulnerable, Mr. Ben..."

"Shut up, Kankuro."

. .I've seen it a few times before, the one with the purple face who threw stones at me.Is it Kankuro?

These two people seem to be together, so that's the case. .

"Take the scroll and don't give it away." I took a big step back and dropped a gun on the spot.

Standing in the smoke, I formed the imprint of the technique of fog concealment.In this case, there is no problem.

"Wind escape!" The smoke screen was blown away, and a blond female ninja jumped down from the tree. "Gara, Kankuro!"

. .Why are these guys gathered together?

"I'm enough alone, Temari, Kankuro, don't get in the way."

The seal has already been formed, but the effect of the Kinkyakujutsu is not fast, especially for people like me who have not changed the nature of the chakra in place, it is much more difficult to perform ninjutsu in the dry Konoha Village than in the Kirigakure Village.

By the time the visibility is completely reduced, I may have already been killed.

I reached into the ninja bag behind my back with both hands.

At this time, the detonator will be used.Please Kunai, you must hit the target. .

"The sand has become heavier." Gaara crossed his arms, "The technique of fog concealment."

Temari stared at me: "It's definitely impossible for her to hand over the scroll so quickly, it's better to get rid of her."

Kankuro: "Well, Temari-san, in fact, this person is really weak..."

Temari: "Shut up, Kankuro."

It's now!

I aimed at the Boss gourd baby in the middle, and threw out a series of Kunai with detonating symbols.The target is hit, but it's useless.The detonating symbol was swept away by the sand along with Kunai.

"Boom!"

The sound of explosions came and went, but no one was blown up.

My detonator. .blood loss.

. .Forget it, I'd better run.

I kicked the scroll on the ground, and while the three people in front of me were attracted by the scroll, I plunged into the woods, with chakra maintenance ninjutsu in my hand, to prevent the wind from Temari from blowing away my mist

This sells the red copper armor of teammates. .Senior Dou, where are you?I urgently need your rescue now! I can't get along in the dead forest alone! Not to mention the enemy, I can't even deal with wild boars and tigers!

At night, hungry and cold, I chose to spend the night on the highest branch of a certain tree.

The view on the tree is wide and it is good for retreat, but there are more flies and mosquitoes.

There should be three Bingliang Pills left, so I'll make do with it tonight and don't need to eat. .

The big bump on my face from the mosquito bite was swollen and hard, and it hurt so much that I grinned hoarsely when I touched it.Just as he was about to take out a Bingliang pill, the hand reaching into his pocket touched a cool object.

It was the two bells that Kakashi gave me for safekeeping.

Those two silvery metallic objects were lying in my palm, and because of the breeze, they made tiny tinkling sounds from time to time.

"Give them back to me after you pass the exam and become Konoha Ninja."

So this is a token of love, Kakashi, you clearly know that my level is bad, why would you give me such a thing. .

How can I pass like this! Survival in the wild, what a joke! Kakashi, I will not return your precious bell!

"Cuckoo!"

The owl on the opposite tree screamed sharply, I shook my hand, and a bell slid down.

After various ninja trainings, my eyesight has become very good. For example, now, even at night, I can clearly see the route where the bell falls.

I jumped lightly, and accurately caught the bell in my hand when it was halfway through the free fall, and then I couldn't stop because of my physical skills, so I plunged into the tree hole in the tree.

A monkey in the tree hole stretched out its small black hand and patted my nose, its fist-big face wrinkled into a funny look.

Luckily it wasn't a bloodsucker or something. .

"Aoi-chan~what are you doing in that kind of place~"

This voice is!

I wept with joy and pulled my face out of the tree with all my might.

Senior Dou stood under the tree and looked at me with a smile.

Compared to me, whose clothes are covered in dust and my hair is disheveled, the pocket is just a piece of tape pasted on the bridge of my nose.

"Senior..." Jumping down from the tree, I hugged Dou's waist, "I miss you so much..."

Miss you dear!

It's hell without you. .I don’t want to be bitten by mosquitoes anymore, the mosquitoes in the Konoha Forest have mutated, do you know that, Senior Dou, half of my face is swollen and said!

I staggered in the pocket: "Ahaha... What's the matter, Kui Jiang~"

Feel the hand on top of my head.

"Without Senior Dou, I can't do anything." There were tears of sorrow in the corner of my eyes, and my hands behind the back of the pocket were clenched: "Besides, my hair hasn't been washed for two days, Senior still don't touch it , hands will become greasy."

"It's nothing~" Dou pulled away the hand I was holding on to his waist, raised my chin, and checked my swollen left cheek.

"This is... it will become like this if you stay on the tree all the time." Dou stretched out his hand, and green chakra emerged from his hand. "Can't you do anything without me? How dare you say it."

He put me on my face for treatment, and I grinned in pain: "Yeah, as long as the senior is here, everything can be solved~ Take it easy..."

Because your medical ninjutsu is so convenient~

If I learn something like medical ninjutsu, I'll just go straight to being a quack and become a ninja. .

"Really." After the treatment, the pocket looked me up and down: "The hair is loose."

"Because I ran too fast when I was escaping, the head rope was hung up by a branch." I thought about it, as if I missed something important.

"Ah! Our scroll is gone!" Putting his head in his hands, "It's all my fault for being cowardly!"

"What are you talking about, the scrolls are not here~" Dou raised his hand, holding two complete scrolls in his hands.

Me: "That...Senior Dou."

Dou: "What" (smiling)

Me: "Senior is so good, why didn't he pass the exam seven times?"

Dou: "There are various minor reasons. Actually, I am very weak. For example, the knife wound on the bridge of my nose. If it is not treated well, it will be seriously infected."

Are you a medical ninja? .

"No... no problem, I will always support your senior! This time I won't let you lose the election!...Probably."

"Thank you. But I still feel that there is no hope this time. I am also taking the exam very hard." Dou smiled, brushed the dust off my collar, and stretched out his hand to hang my messy hair in front of me After reaching the ear, I tapped my earlobe with my fingertips. "Maybe next time."

Senior, you are so flirtatious!

I know it's ugly to look dirty and blushing now, but the senior doesn't mind! Look how happy he is smiling!

After learning the true identity of Yao Shidou in the future, I should really send an elegy to my past self. .

The author has something to say:

Dou: "I will be your senior for the rest of my life." . .That's how it feels.

The foreshadowing is a bit long, because I want to describe it in more detail. .

The heroine is an ordinary person who neither works hard nor has talent, so she will definitely not be able to pass the Chunin exam, and the bell will not be returned.

When the bell is returned, they may break up with Ka Dian. .That's pretty much the expected plot of abuse.It's almost the same as when Sakura Ino broke the hair rope.