Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

The theater of the heroine of the main story and the heroine of the side story

Host: "Then I'll start first. What can you say about your respective ninja ways?"

Aoi: "There's nothing to say. I'm a positive person, I'm the main character, just think about it with your toes and you'll know~ (innocent face)"

Aoi (blackened): "(Serious) Of course it is to realize the Moon Eye Project and save the world."

Aoi: "You actually said save the world..."

Aoi (blackened): "What's wrong with Yuedu World, you are the one who can't figure out the situation."

Aoi: "(whispers bb) This is actually me in a parallel world, unbelievable..."

Host: "Ahem, about combat skills..."

Aoi: "My lady's usual method is the sound-based illusion, chakra absorption, and occasionally use the fog concealment technique and the water prison technique. Of course, I am very good at playing the hidden weapon Qianben~ The unique move is of course Flying Thunder God, very It’s cool. In short, it’s very strong after all, isn’t it?”

Aoi (blackened): "Huh? Did you say something just now (pick your ears)." → A super villain with full attribute points and all skills

Aoi: "...Woman, in this respect, you have lived the life I dreamed of."

Moderator: "Everyone has weaknesses, what is your weakness?"

Weaknesses from head to toe → Aoi: "... Is it a bit too much for you to ask me this kind of question?"

Aoi (blackening): "I say that every time the tailed beast is sealed, it will become weaker. Because the pupil technique affects the chakra, the body will not be able to bear it if it is in the state of sealing the tailed beast for a long time. Also, it is because of illness and can't sleep. The mental state is very bad (rubbing eyes)."

Host: "What will you do when you lose the battle and are cornered?"

Aoi: "First, pretend to be dead, and then wait for the enemy to walk away... or wait for them to come forward to check and use the hidden weapon Qianben to pierce their heads. Second, pretend to cry, and use the hidden weapon to sneak attack when the enemy relaxes their vigilance .third..."

Host: "Hey, that's fine, anyway, it's a sneak attack by various means anyway, so I won't listen to it."

Aoi: "I'm already very good at this aspect, and I'm not allowed to say it."

Host: "Ahem, (turning to the other side) What about you?"

Aoi (blackened): "I never fail."

Moderator: "(Embarrassed) Is that right? Haha. But if it really happens, how will you deal with it?"

Kui (blackened): "Self. Kill."

Aoi: "Pfft..."

Kui (blackened): "(Unhappy) The guy who begs for mercy at every turn has the nerve to laugh."

Aoi: "(angry) That's called trickery, not begging for mercy!"

Host: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, everyone put down the weapons in your hands..."

On Relationships (Various Contrasts)

1 Hatake Kakashi

Aoi→Rubbing hair violently after taking a bath

Kakashi (tenderly wrapped a certain girl's long hair with a towel from behind): "I told you several times, girls don't want to be so violent with their hair, just rub it gently like this~"

Aoi: "Senior, have you ever thought that I do this because I want you to wipe my hair for me..."

Kakashi (smiling): "Is that so. Well, no matter how many times I will do it for you."

Kui (turning back and blinking slyly): "Actually, it's not. I was just joking."

Kakashi (continuing to move after being speechless): "I don't have the same knowledge as you..."

Aoi: "I just like the way you don't know as much as I do, Kakashi-senpai."

Kakashi: "Don't call me senior, call me by name."

Aoi: "I'm just calling, what can you do to me... (Suddenly kissed!)"

Kakashi (ending the deep kiss contentedly): "It's all said, call the name."

Aoi (blushing because she was attacked): "Yes. Ka... Kakashi..."

Kakashi (eyes wide open): "You..." → Quickly stopped Raikiri, unconsciously catching the injured and falling girl

Aoi (blackened): "It hurts... (Insomnia, weakness and injury, eyelids close uncontrollably and heavily)"

Kakashi (in a low voice): "Don't move around, the wound will become serious." (Lowering eyes depressingly) Even if it becomes like this, you are still that gentle, excessive person who desperately protects his companions.Please don't leave me this time. .

Deidara (vomiting blood): "Cough...what the hell is going on with you... You said I'm fine, but you still come here, why on earth!"

Aoi (blackened): "(Wakes up instantly after hearing the words) Of course it's for... the final plan."

Kakashi (frowned): "Plan?"

Aoi (blackened): "(Indifferent face) has nothing to do with you." → Take advantage of Kakashi's distraction and punch someone in the face

Deidara: "It's so dangerous, so dangerous..."

Aoi (blackened): (Standing on the clay bird condescendingly looking down at Kakashi who was knocked to the ground, glanced lightly at the wound on his heart) "Don't ask me to save you again next time, Deidara. This is the first time I have suffered such a serious injury, and it hurts to death."

2 dried persimmons

Kisame: "I really don't understand what's so good about a place like Konoha Village. Come to my side sooner or later, be obedient."

Aoi: "Give up, Kisame, you smile so horribly, no one would pass by you if you were replaced."

Kisame (involuntarily said that Shun took the previous set away): "It's too long-winded."

Kui (forced to be carried on the shoulder by the man): "Shouldn't I be happy that I wasn't carried with a big knife this time...Damn it! Let me go, how can it be repaired!"

Kisame (releasing air): "Shut up."

Kui (blackened): "Come here, Guixier... (Go straight over and untie Guixier's Xiaopao and lean in his arms)"

Kisame): "(frown)... Let go." What are you going to do this time, stop using me, you scumbag ninja!

Aoi (blackened): "(Suddenly becomes very upset) Shut up, I don't want to listen to you now. Just give me a hug for a while."

Kisame: "..." Do you call that a hug?Your hands are so strong that your waist is almost broken by you!

3 Uzumaki Naruto

Naruto: "(full of energy) Sister Xiaokui, I think we are pretty similar in terms of never admitting defeat and desperately protecting our companions."

Kui (Main World): "Mingbao, you can really talk, I'm so touched by my sister~"

Naruto: "(smiling seriously) I know it's an extravagant hope to persuade you to come back. After all, I can't speak, so I'm really not suitable for preaching."

Aoi (blackened): "(Shocked) You...don't come here!!"→The villain who is quite afraid of Naruto because of the lessons learned from Nagato and Obito.

4 Sasuke Uchiha

Sasuke (during the Five Shadows meeting): "I'm an Avenger."

Aoi (main world): "(Leg shakes suddenly) You don't need to say it again, I already knew about that kind of thing, don't stare at me, Sasuke-sama puff..." After staying for three years, the consequences of serious psychological shadow, leg trembling is trying very hard not to let myself kneel down due to conditioned reflex)

Sasuke (with bandages all over his body + livid face): "What do you want to do, put down the knife..."

Kui (blackened): "(Black air all over the body) If you can't catch a tailed beast, what's the use of you..."

Tian Shan (locking a certain woman's shoulders with both hands and pulling her back vigorously): "I can't do it, Miss Kui!"

Aoi (blackened): "(Struggling) Don't stop me Tenchan! You guys let Hachio go. It just so happens that Sharingan is a scarce resource now, so let me pick out your eyeballs!!"

Kisame: "(Sigh) Aoi, why are you so serious about this..."

5 Haruno Sakura

Aoi (caught in the hospital corridor): "I... just wanted to go to the bathroom..."

Sakura: "Don't quibble, isn't there a bathroom in your room. This is because you want to run out when I'm not paying attention, Miss Xiaokui. It's obvious that your injury hasn't healed yet, so you can't go to the hospital."

sunflower:"..."

cherry:"..."

Aoi→Suddenly turned around and started running!

Sakura (exploding hair + clenching iron fist): "Come back to me, you bastard! How dare you run away in front of the doctor, even Naruto dare not do that! I have never seen a patient like you!"

Aoi (blackening): (Looking down at the unconscious Sakura, thinking for a moment, then raising the knife) "For girls, it's better to put it down before (the tip of the knife stays in the air)."

Tianshan: "(Smiling sinisterly) What's the matter, Miss Kui."

Aoi (blackened): "Forget it, I'm a pacifist, the only thing I want is a tailed beast."

6 Shiranui Genma

Xuanjian: "Look, if you want to learn this trick, you have to be like me..."

Aoi (immediately pierced in the mouth by Qianben): "It hurts... how can something like Qianben hide in his mouth, it's not scientific at all!"

Xuanjian: "Practice more if you are stupid, you useless."

Aoi (blackened): (raises her hand and looks at the hand pierced by the long Chimoto) "A sneak attack while I'm sleeping..."

Xuanma: "(gritting teeth) I'm your teacher, so I won't let you go on like this, Aoi."

Aoi (blackened): "(Suddenly uttering malicious words) Next time, use a cleaner Qianben, how long have you been chewing on this one, and there is still saliva. It's disgusting."

Xuanma: "..."

7Medicine at Yakushiji Temple

Aoi: "(Shaking + blood dripping down the arm) Tianshan...why did you do such an exaggerated thing to me..."

Tianshan: "(Tighten the rope tied to the girl) Don't cry, you are always so weak. It won't work if you don't make a good change."

Aoi: "(sniffing) I'll change it... I will change it, please don't..."

Tian Shan: "(Wipes the blood off his hands) I don't need to use the word 'please'. You are too kind to others, but to our family... a life that cannot learn to hate is very sad."

Aoi: "Hoo..Hoo.. It's pathetic for someone like you (mouth covered by a man's hand)."

Tianshan: "(The chakra knife at the fingertips pierces the girl's arm again) You are yelling too loudly, and the neighbors will hear you. Well, your pain nerves are so sensitive, so let me enjoy it. .”

Aoi (blackened): "Tianshan, I've run out of sedatives..."

Tian Shan: "(Kneeling on one knee) Miss, this month's dose is only so small, because a new batch of live material has been brought into the pharmacist's pocket, so the amount of anesthetic is very large."

Kui (blackened): "If you can't even get the necessities, why don't you die."

Tianshan: "...you have really grown up a bit scary."

Aoi (blackened): "Whispering. You, come here and paint my nails. (Hands casually put aside)"

Tianshan: "Yes. (Squat down and start painting)"

Kui (blackened): "(laughing wickedly) Tianshan, tell me something nice. Just say, you are my dog... Hurry up, or I will chop you up."

Tianshan: "(Holding the girl's hand humiliatingly) I...it's Miss...a dog."

Kisame passing by by chance: (surprised) Seems like he saw the amazing master-servant play. . .

about love

Host: "Hmm... who do you like?"

Aoi: "Of course it's Kakashi-senpai~"

Aoi (blackened): "Hatake Kakashi."

sunflower:"..."

Host: "It's strange, the cp of the blackened guy is obviously not written like this... (Turn through the small book)"

Kui (blackened): "cp? Are you referring to dried persimmons and ghost sharks?"

Host: "... yes."

Aoi (blackened): "What are you talking about... (look indifferent) That guy is just my bed (beep——) partner."

Aoi: (takes a breath of air and grabs the blackened version of herself by the collar) "What are you talking about! Even in a parallel world, I will never become Bi (beep——) Chi like you ! And why does she look so handsome when she looks like a scumbag, I'm so jealous!"

Host: "(cold sweat) Why... are you jealous?"

Aoi: "(makes amnesia) What kind of jealousy, who said you're jealous."

Host: "Ahem.. Closer to home, what's going on with you, a black-faced guy, in terms of love, it's very troubling."

Aoi (blackened): "I'm not in love. I'm busy catching tailed beasts all day, getting rid of Ninja Village's pursuers. I'm so busy that I don't have that brain cell. I just answered Kakashi just because it was the first Just a man with a heart.”

Host: "But if you're not in love..."

Aoi (blackened): "I said it's just a bed..."

Aoi: "How many times do you have to say the word "bed (beep——) companion?"

Host: "The guy in the main story can't calm down at all... It seems that this topic can't be continued, ahem."

about haters

Host: "Who is the person you hate the most?"

Aoi: "(Shake) The Heavenly Meals of Medicine Master Temple..."

Host: "(serious face) understandable."

Aoi (blackened): "All the guys who hinder the plan of the Eye of the Moon."

Host: "...It's really a very villainous style. Well, let me think about the next question... Is it someone who just makes you unhappy?"

The two said in unison: "Mountain City Green Leaf."

Moderator: "Um, it's really unanimous.. The reason?"

Aoi: "It appears in inappropriate places every time, very annoying."

Aoi (blackened): "He saw things in Kisame's memory that he shouldn't have seen. But this alone is not on my death list...so, it's very annoying."

Aoi: "(Cracks appear on the expression) So what you shouldn't see is..."

Host: "Calm down, calm down..."

unexpected shame quiz

Moderator: "About this topic... what's the most naughty way of seduction you can think of?"

Full version:

Aoi: "Happy Birthday Kakashi-senpai! (Cream cake smashed hard on his chest)"

Kakashi: "(Take off the clothes covered with cream) Thank you, Aoi. But today is not my birthday..."

Aoi: "Maybe I remember it wrong. But the cake can't be wasted... (Pushes him down and slowly licks the remaining cream on his bare upper body)"

Kakashi: "(breathing rapidly and uncontrollably) Hey, you..."

Ending → Kakashi, the cleanliness of Virgo, went to take a shower, washed the clothes by the way, and mopped the floor again. .

Extra version (black version of heroine):

Aoi: (putting her head on the sitting Kisame's lap and looking up at him) "Hello."

Ghost Shark: "What."

Aoi: "(sitting up and pressing his paw on his indescribable place) What are you going to do?"

Kisame: "(Resolutely) Don't."

Aoi: (Keeping an inch and sitting astride the man's arms, her thighs pinching his waist) "I really don't want it."

Kisame: "...No."

Ending→Women who can only tease can't talk to men like steel. .

Host: "Ahem, both of you have failed equally in this regard. Then the next one, about the first time..."

Aoi: "As expected of a shame quiz, I'm already ashamed (covering my face)."

Kakashi: "Ahem, (blushing) Aoi's first time... I remember it was not long after I fell asleep that night, and then she came to attack me at night... Anyway (looking at his hands) fingers intertwined This kind of thing is very romantic between lovers~"

Kisame: (with a super dark face) "I have nothing to say."

Kui (blackened): "What, my body is so unbearable to look back on, why does it look like I want to kill someone?"

Host: "Sure enough, you can't get such a shameful question and answer..."

Aoi (blackened): "(Laughs) No, I don't feel ashamed at all."

Kisame: (Thinking of how he forced her to interlock her fingers, and what kind of expression she had at that time) "..." She said she was not ashamed, with a smile on her face, but her eyes were obviously full of sadness.Aoi, this is me. .Reminds you of an unpleasant memory again.

About

Host: "Ahem, because some readers think that the heroine's emotional aspect in the side story is rather strange, so I specially invited another one here."

Aoi (the whitewashed version of the extra ending): "Che, I didn't want to have anything to do with ninjas..."

Aoi: "Pfft ha ha ha ha, what kind of dress are you wearing, it's so disgusting~"

Aoi (blackened): "(Whistle + smirk) Appeared, the rotten guy who gave up the great Moon Eye project, really nasty~"

Aoi (whitewashed version): "(Unhappy) I'm just dressing up like an ordinary girl. It's the two of you who are weird. Don't you know after a little comparison."

Aoi (White version)→Lovely lavender furisode+well-braided hairstyle+beautiful makeup

Aoi (blackened version) → black ninja suit + Xiaopao casually tied around the waist + pale complexion, dark circles under the eyes, a face of kidney deficiency + lazily combed long hair

Aoi (main story) → Japanese style ninja clothes that are very common in the country of water + because the wide sleeves are full of hidden weapons, it makes a rattling noise when you move your arms + sitting or not + a lazy face

Host: "Well, because it's a side story..."

Aoi (main story): "I'm going to go, I'm going to go away, can't it be okay? It's obvious that the popularity of the serious protagonist is not as good as the scum outside the episode..."

Host: "(Wiping sweat) Okay, let's ask again, about feelings..."

Aoi (washing white): "Well, Kakashi's words don't make any sense, after all, that guy has become Hokage, and I just want to stay away from Ninja Village (hesitant to speak)."

Host: "Because of being kissed by Kisame last time, I suddenly felt strange?"

Aoi (washing white): "(blushing) maybe...probably. Obviously there are some things that I didn't remember before..."

Aoi (blackened): "It's okay to have no impression, anyway, I don't have any feelings for a man like Kisame."

Kui (washing white): "But... I don't know why, but I feel a little uncomfortable..."

Aoi (blackened): "Are you feeling bad? I'm not feeling bad anyway."

Kui (washing white): "I have walked your path, and I know best whether it is uncomfortable or not. Recently, I have been thinking about why at that time, when there was a better choice, I chose to rescue you when I was not prepared enough. he.."

Aoi (blackened): "That's because...because...cough cough, ah, please, you must not have forgotten, the first time, such disgusting and humiliating feelings."

Aoi (washing white): "(Suddenly his face turns black and he gets up and exits) I'm sorry..."

Aoi (blackened): "Why can't it just be like this~ (loudly with both hands making a trumpet shape) Even if you have any ideas, no man will accept it if you are replaced by a tool man who has been used for so long! Killed No matter what you do, you won’t be able to make up for it, and no one will love you!”

Host: "Do you know you are talking about yourself..."

Aoi (blackened): "I'm a villain, shouldn't I be like this."

Host: "(Hang the forehead) So I still didn't figure it out at the end...You guys are too uncooperative."

Kui (blackened): "How many times have I said this, labor and capital have no feelings..."

Yakushiji Tenchan is a small theater for dogs~:

"Uh...hah...Miss Aoi..."

"Isn't that enough, Tianshan?"

"Hoo..Hoo..(man panting)"

Hearing discordant voices in the organization's temporary base, Guixier's body froze suddenly, feeling a tingling pain in his heart.

Could it be that the woman Igaoi is here? .Is it because of the nightmare that I couldn't sleep again and then I was hungry. .

Although it was none of his business, he still knocked open the iron door.

Ghost shark: "..."

The girl in the room looked back at her suspiciously with a whip in her hand, and some red was splashed on her face.Behind her, Tianshan's wrists were tied to the pipes beside the wall, and the clothes on her chest were already stained with blood.

"I'm in a bad mood today, so I just..." Seeing Guiyu, Kui let go of the whip and put down the whip, turned around and kicked Tianshan in the stomach: "I'm done venting, you can go away...don't go too far , within the range I can perceive."

Then she walked out of the room, and when passing by Guixier, she gave Guixier a dissatisfied look: "What are you looking at?"

Kisame: "..." (What should I do if I find out that the woman I like has a tendency to pervert...)

The author has something to say:

Dear friends, it would be better to give more comments, and give some inspiration~ I want to write more about the extras, about 110 chapters, probably.