Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Naruto, Hinata, congratulations on your marriage..."→Sai with a perverted smirk

"Naruto-kun! Hinata-san! The married life of the two of you must be very hot and very hot!!" → Rock Lee who is too energetic

"Naruto, Hinata! Congratulations... Wow!" → Ino who was thrown down by Akamaru

"Yo Naruto Hinata, how are you all?" → Stealing the camera + teeth that are too close to the camera

"Is there anyone among Naruto's brother's companions who can seriously take a picture of blessings..." Holding the dv player in distress, Konoha Maru was thinking, how good is this wedding gift for Naruto and Hinata? Only then can it be taken out.

It’s not enough just to be born in the same period, the more the number of people, the better, preferably the super~ deluxe version. .Ah, by the way, how many days have Iruka-sensei been preparing, and when will I be waiting? Really.

"These ones can't be used either, so we can only take another shot." Konoha Maru, who was sitting under the tree with a lot of thoughts, sighed, and when he looked up, he saw a few Anbu walking from nearby.

. .Because of wearing a mask, it looks a little unreasonable, but the Anbu in the village can be regarded as the hardest group of people.It's a bit too much to think about not including them in the video. After all, the two super-leisure seniors watching the gate have both appeared on the scene.

"That... that..." Even standing in front of the leader, the shortest and most imposing female Anbu, Konoha Maru felt that the uniform and mask alone made people shy away three points. .But for Naruto's brother's gift, he went all out!

"Could you please do me a favor..."

"Okay. What do you want us to do?"

Unexpectedly friendly and pleasant young lady's voice.

Konohamaru froze for a moment.

. .And actually agreed right away, Anbe class looks cold and handsome and difficult to get close to, but it turns out that he is so easy to talk to.

Konoha Maru eagerly raised the DV player: "I'm shooting a video of the congratulatory message, which is used to make a wedding gift for Brother Naruto and Hinata-san. Just like this, standing in front of the camera."

"Oh?" Anbu in front of him tilted his head and let out a long voice.

"Say some words of blessing..." Startled by the other party's sudden change of tone, Konoha Maru's forehead dripped with cold sweat, and his voice became smaller and smaller.

"Are they going to get married? I didn't know before~ It's really enviable..." Behind Anbu in front of him, there suddenly appeared a gloomy mysterious blackness that was about to materialize: "Don't you think so... Konohamaru-kun."

good. .very scary!

Why did this person suddenly become like this. .Did I say something wrong!

The eyes of the mask on Anbu's face revealed a faint light, and Konoha Maru's legs were so frightened that his legs went limp.

"...Sorry to interrupt you!" He bowed tremblingly, turned around and ran away.

"Why are you running, don't you still need to record a congratulatory message?" Arm. .was firmly grasped.

Konoha Maru turned around frame by frame, feeling the mysterious and terrifying aura up close.

"No...don't!!"

What echoed in the air was Konoha Maru's scream.

half a day ago:

Ding!

It sounds like the sound of a very soft shuriken.This group of ordinary criminals hiding in the forest near the village is no match for ninjas.

That's right, now is an era of peace, and Anbu's work is not that difficult anymore.

"Uh!"

In just a split second, Anbu of the fox face knocked out the gangster-like man who thought he was hiding well with a knife in his hand.

"Okay," she brushed her long hair heroically, "let's go, send it to the torture department."

Though I want to say it's handsome. .

Matsuda swallowed.

Aoi, why does she have to use Flying Thunder God to deal with this kind of person. .Obviously, ninjutsu is not good enough to use the Flying Thunder God Art casually.

"That's enough, we have to go to the team leader right now." After sending the person to the torture department in a hurry, Aoi walked quickly along the way.

So in the end it is. .

"Sleepy..." The blond Yujie next to her took off her mask, rubbed her eyes and complained.

"Why are you so lethargic lately?" Somewhat puzzled by Qianzuru's reaction, Matsuda cared about his teammates.

"I've been like this since the last two months, didn't you notice?" Qianzuru glanced at Aoi's back and said softly, "The squad leader has taken up all my precious rest time, so of course I won't get enough sleep."

"Occupied..." Matsuda pouted: "She asked you to help, you won't refuse."

"You just joined our class not long ago, so I don't know. Now is a special period for the class leader, and you can't refuse." Qianhe quickened her pace, too lazy to continue answering

"Ahem. Everyone is here. Next, we will distribute the results of the half-year assessment. Ah, there is one more thing, before that..."

Does Anbu's team have such an assessment?This is the first time he knows. .After all, he hasn't joined Anbu for a long time.

Listening to the boring resignation letter from the captain of Anbu, Matsuda inadvertently glanced down at Aoi who was standing beside him.

"!" It turned out to be a super serious and expectant expression!

The special period Qianhe mentioned before, the release date of the assessment results. .

Matsuda's mind flashed, and he remembered something instantly.

Because Aoi struggles with battle planning, she often consults Chizuru, who is smart, and that's why Chizuru doesn't get enough sleep. .Thinking about it carefully, she used Flying Thunder God quite a lot in her missions, and she also used them when it was not necessary. Could it be that she wanted to shorten the mission time?

This guy. . .

Aoi stared at the sub-leader——the form in his hand with some surprise.

Is it for half a day to assess the score?

Looking at Qianzuru's super sleepy and lack of strength, and referring to Aoi's super serious report after finishing the mission, it shows that she definitely worked very hard in the past two months. .

"This is the grade point for the past six months." "Thank you." After taking the form from the team leader, Matsuda found Class [-] in no time.

The full point is 10, and the monitor of the fifth class is actually 9.85.

In this case, even in the squad, his squad leader is really not bad, no, it can be said to be excellent.It's no wonder that she acted super expectantly before, this kind of score is no surprise, she is the first in the team, but. .

Matsuda pursed his lips.Well, No.1 words. .

Sub-captain: "It's amazing, Asakawa, as a newcomer, you are full of points~ Usually, you look like you are only busy with your own family."

The new squad leader of the second class: "Haha, how can you say that, the sub-team leader, although the family is very troublesome... well, even if I want to go home to accompany Qinzi, I am super-serious at work."

Team leader: "Well, you just got married and of course you have to spend time with your wife."

Aoi Iga, monitor of the [-]th class of Anbe's [-]st unit → Can't reach the full point even though hard work and energy + Can't marry Hokage-sama for some reason

. .Really, the two sore spots were stabbed with blood dripping with blood.

Not daring to look at the expression of his squad leader, Matsuda hid his face with some embarrassment.

After dissolution:

With a vicious expression, Aoi tore the form in half with both hands and fell to the ground fiercely: "Why would I lose to that kind of hateful newcomer who despises life and doesn't work hard at all!!"

Chizuru: "Squad leader, your face...is distorted."

Aoi is really full of resentment towards geniuses and the like. .

Matsuda was wondering what to say, but found that Xiang, who had never spoken before, suddenly squatted in front of the impotent and furious woman, with both hands on her shoulders.

The verbal comfort from the elephant who is suspected of aphasia is definitely super weighty.

Matsuda breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he heard Xiang speak slowly: "It's just your delusion that you can reach the full point, just like a person with a bad mind who believes that he can play poker well."

Then Aoi rushed over and grabbed the elephant by the neck.

elephant. .It turned out that it wasn't a character who was honest and speechless! !

Matsuda was so overwhelmed by this explosive speech that he almost forgot to pull away Aoi who was trying to strangle him.

After that, the squad leader Anbe, who hadn't fully recovered from his jealousy, was walking on the road, and ran into the grandson of the third generation who was holding a DV and shooting a wedding speech.

Matsuda's face under the mask was full of black lines.

Ah, that terrible sour smell came out again, and the worst thing was that she didn't even notice it. .

"Whether they are getting married, I didn't know before~ It's really enviable~"

Stop talking, Aoi.No one wants to hear that kind of sour congratulatory speech.

Matsuda held his forehead speechlessly.

In a sense, she is really a narrow-minded woman, the squad leader.

He looked down at the papers in hand, then at the food on the plate in front of him.

Couldn't eat, no appetite at all. .

Strange, obviously I have spent more hard work on the mission than others, whether it is effectiveness, combat planning, or exploration and detection. .Ah, is it really a problem with the battle plan and strategy? I spent a lot of time asking Chizuru for advice, but. .

Thinking about things in my mind, I looked blankly at the Konoha Maru who was eating happily.

Because I scared him just now, I invited him to dinner as compensation.

. .Before, he had an expression of being scared to death, but now he looks like a pig.By the way, did I really look that scary just now? "Am I really scary just now?"

Konoha Maru choked for a moment: "If it wasn't for the passing ninja who helped me break free from you, I thought I was going to die."

"...I'm sorry, I'm sorry." I smiled awkwardly: "I'm starting to make wedding gifts now, really diligent."

"What's the matter, Brother Naruto can get married so early, I have to work hard!"

One second I was still thinking about what to reply, but the next second I blurted out: "Heh... It is true that marriage is very early, but so what, can marriage bring world peace?"

Konohamaru: "...(stared dumbfounded)"

Me: "Sorry, I couldn't hold back for a while."

It's definitely because of that guy Asakawa taking away my ranking, not because of marriage or something!

When I woke up the next morning, I was still struggling with it. .For example, it was second for several times in a row. After super unremitting efforts, this time it finally reached the highest in history, but was brutally defeated by the newcomer. .

I straightened my sleepy hair and turned over lazily. I stared at Kakashi next to me for a while.

With beautiful silver hair, the soft fabric lining the ninja suit outlines the perfect muscles of the upper body. When sitting, one knee is bent casually, lazy and chic.

Three black lines floated from my forehead, and my eyes were a little dull.

Why, this guy starts watching Makeout Heaven early in the morning. .

"What's the matter?" Sensing my wandering eyes, Kakashi lazily replied: "It's still early, why don't you sleep a little longer."

"Hey Kakashi, didn't you stay in Anbu before?" I moved my body and lay on Kakashi's other flat lap, and I looked up at his face: "When did you become an Anbe?" Some captains."

"15 years old, probably." Kakashi closed the little yellow book and looked down at me with some doubts: "Why did you ask me this all of a sudden?"

I am still a small squad leader until now, I definitely have a problem with IQ. .

"15 years old..." He rolled to the other side of the bed deeply, and bit the quilt resentfully: "It's too much."

"Well, you have to straighten your mind, my Anbu squad leader." Kakashi chuckled, attached himself to me and pressed a kiss on my forehead, got up and went to the kitchen.

"Every time you make breakfast, don't you find it troublesome." With his arms around Kakashi who was busy from behind, he rested his head on his back.

"It's not because you are too lazy," he said with a smile in his voice, "I can't count on you, so I can only come here by myself."

"Don't say that." Rubbing his back attachedly: "Then let me do it next time? Breakfast."

After a brief silence, Kakashi said: "It's still not necessary."

"..." Is my cooking really that bad? .

"I'm going to announce the collective task in the auditorium later." Kakashi shook the pot: "You are not allowed to be late."

"What task... tell me now?" I yawned and let go of my arms around his waist.

"About Naruto and Hinata's marriage." Kakashi turned off the stove, turned and looked at me who was rubbing his eyes: "The mission is, the wedding gift."

The task is the task, why is there a troubled expression.

Are you having trouble?

Before he could say anything, his body was hugged tightly by the man.

"I'm sorry." Kakashi said in a low voice, full of apology.

Is it because I am afraid that I will feel uncomfortable when I hear the word marriage?

I flattened my mouth in embarrassment, I didn't know what to say.

Kakashi, instead of apologizing for this kind of thing, it is better to use your Hokage's aura to suppress that Asakawa's spirit, otherwise I, the second in ten thousand years, will be laughed to death by the Anbu people. .

"What are you apologizing for?" He patted Kakashi's arm comfortingly: "Really, I'm not a child anymore."

"Aren't you going to stay at night?" Kakashi said in a muffled voice.

"No." I paused and continued to answer: "The captain wants to assign a task, which is about the meeting with the Five Kages. And you have a lot of things to do recently, you will only be busier when you catch up with the meeting, so I won't bother you." .”

Kakashi chuckled: "What did you say, how could you bother me."

"Since you have said so." Sniffing his breath lightly, I replied in a low voice: "Then I will reluctantly promise you once."

It's almost time for the Five Kages to talk.

The captain of the dark part: "Because several classes of the second division have been assigned tasks, the escort task of Mr. Six Daime will be chosen among you. If there are two guards, it will be Asakawa. There is another ranking Second guy."

Doesn't the person who ranks second deserves to have a name? That's too much.

Team leader: "You don't need to wear a mask for this mission, because you are an ally, so you have to show sincerity. What else do you want to ask?"

I (glanced at Asakawa unhappily): "Captain Sarutobi, why do I have to do missions with this kind of person."

Sub-captain: "Because I am the captain, so you have to listen to me."

Can't argue. .

Asakawa obviously looks very ordinary, but he is extremely proficient in ninja business, and his interpersonal relationship is also quite good.I'm so envious, a popular guy.

After wandering for a long time, I took a drink from the water glass.

"Xiao Kui-chan, is it really okay to be lazy here? We were supposed to be on standby at the assembly point, and this is a task for two people, so I can't leave you behind." Sitting opposite Asakawa was a little nervous: "Because Hokage What will adults do if they find out?"

"I'll go to the assembly point after the time. What are you waiting for? Also, who is your name Xiaokuijiang, newcomer." I stared at him faintly: "When I was crawling around in Anbu, you didn't know Where are you playing? Call me senior."

Asakawa blushed: "But you are obviously younger than me, it's just that you have more experience in Anbu than me."

"That's why I hate you." While speaking, his arm accidentally touched a person's back, "I don't have any respect for me as a senior."

"Aoi sauce, that... that..." Ignoring my provocation, Asakawa pointed behind me with trembling fingers.

Turning around with some puzzlement, I suddenly saw the shark muscles on Kirabi's back twisting and rubbing towards me.

"Eh..." Why is he still carrying this stuff on his back. .

"?" Kirabi turned his head to look at the turbulent shark muscles on his back, and then looked at me: "yo, long time no see, Naruto's companion. I have good news here~ just to tell you~ Raikage is going to dance~ To Naruto-kun~oh~yeah~"

"Ah, yes, I'm really looking forward to it. (with a blank face)" As always, he said some ugly raps.It seems that he must not remember what my name is, and Naruto's companion, cut.

In the next second, the strap around his waist loosened, and the shark muscles broke free in an instant.

"Hmm... so heavy." Pushing the shark muscle rubbing against my body with both hands, I stretched my neck to avoid the rough scale-like thing on its surface.Why is this thing as clingy as a dog. .

Asakawa petrified, dumbfounded: "This...is this some kind of strange creature!"

"Hmph~" I replied while comforting the shark muscles: "It's just a knife~ Sure enough, a newcomer is a newcomer, so learn from the seniors."

Kirabi: "It actually likes you more than me, shock..."

Asakawa: "Aoi sauce, we have to leave quickly, time is running out."

I found the cuteness of shark muscles strangely: "Be good, be good ~ don't rub it, it's so itchy hahahaha..."

"Iga Aoi..." Kakashi's voice suddenly appeared.

Instant cold.

. .It's over, laziness was caught.

Seeing Asakawa next to me not daring to vent his breath, I raised my head cautiously with Sharkis in my arms.

Kakashi stared at me condescendingly with a serious expression: "Your report hasn't been handed in yet."

I:".."

I tore up the assessment form given to me by the team leader before, and I couldn't make up a complete report without a form. .

very scary. .Kakashi at work is completely different from at home. .

"That... I can explain it!" He wanted to stand up in a panic, but he couldn't get up because of the heavy muscles on his legs.

Kakashi gave you an expression of convincing you, and stretched out his hand to help me remove the living thing-like sword.

In the next second, his hand was stabbed fiercely by the shark muscle.

"Ah..." Kakashi took off the glove that was cut by the sharp thorn: "Bleeding."

"Hi... Hokage-sama, are you alright!" Throwing the shark muscle aside and holding Kakashi's injured hand, I burst into tears, and even stuttered a little: "I see... right now I will bandage you!"

Just as Kakashi was about to say something, the door of the teahouse was knocked away with a bang, Raikage rushed in furiously and slapped Kirabi on the forehead: "Bi! What absurd things did you spread?" ah!!"

Kirabi: "Oh! I was wrong.. Stop it, brother!"

Looking at the Raikage guard who was beaten and screamed by Raikage, and the trembling Aoi who was holding Hokage-sama's hand, his face collapsed as if he was about to die of guilt, Asakawa was completely petrified.

Why did it become like this. .Obviously he just wants to complete the task quietly!

The author has something to say:

Has anyone found out that brother Hinata, who had a crush on the heroine, has died? .