Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

Kui Sang's recent behavior is a bit abnormal.

Ahem, of course it's not the kind of abnormality that she behaves vulgarly as a girl, but. .

Looking at the back of his monitor, Matsuda frowned.

Ever since that accidental sight of the task list of Squad [-], Aoi, the squad leader, has always left the squad for action. Often, she left in a hurry after performing patrol tasks, without even saying a word. Even Qianzuru So those who love to protect her have noticed something is wrong.

Relying on his extremely developed ability to perceive and conceal breath, Matsuda boldly followed.

"Can it be completed within this week, Orochimaru... Orochimaru."

You just wanted to call Orochimaru-sama, monitor. .

Matsuda was startled.

Although Orochimaru is in a half-released state now, when he thinks of his abnormal ability, his legs start to tremble, and he immediately regrets his stalking.

If the squad leader really colluded with Orochimaru, then. .No, no, how could she be that kind of person.But. .

Matsuda's heart skipped a beat, and he clenched his fists.

It's all for the safety of the village, and it's all for Hokage-sama!

"Probably." It was Orochimaru's voice.

"Well, this time, you should act more gently, I don't want to die from a cerebral blood vessel explosion..." Aoi took a deep breath: "And how long is 'probably', if it doesn't work in the near future..."

"Are you complaining, brat?" The jingling sounds sounded like Orochimaru flipping the test tube.

"Master Orochimaru, I was wrong."

Why did you call out Oshemaru-sama so naturally, monitor!

"Even if this is what Tsunade meant, it's not natural for me to help you. Have you figured out how to repay me?"

"not yet.."

Ah, does the Fifth Generation know?But Orochimaru mentioned the return, what kind of return is it? .

"I remember Yamato is the only ninja watching me." Orochimaru sniffed the air: "Is there another person who came with you, kid."

"!" Has it been exposed!

Matsuda held his breath and evacuated from the crime scene as quickly as possible.

I just heard a little bit, but there is no substantive evidence at all, and there is no way to just report it to Master Hokage.Although the squad leader is usually off-line, she is not stupid, mainly because she still has that troublesome Flying Thunder God technique. .

Standing in Hokage's office, struggling, Matsuda hid his face under the mask, and quietly glanced at the monitor standing beside him.

The mask was crookedly on one side of the head, his face was pale and weak, typical symptoms after blood loss.

. .In order not to startle the snake, it is better not to tell Xiang and Qianhe for the time being.

"So, this is yesterday's mission report." The squad leader stepped forward and put the report form on the table.

"Thank you." Hokage hesitated to speak, as if he wanted to care about her physical condition, but he didn't say anything due to the presence of other Anbu members.

"Can I borrow that for a while?" The squad leader raised his finger and pointed at the dagger on Sixdaime's waist, and blinked inquiringly: "Master Hokage?"

"Huh?" The silver-haired man was a little puzzled.

"..." The squad leader paused for a few seconds expressionlessly after seeing this, and then slowly said: "Some people who sit in the office all day and only know how to stamp, can't appreciate my hard work. Anyway, you I can’t use that, just because my knife is a little blunt.”

"Well... originally it was yours too." Six Daime untiedly untied the knife and handed it to her.

Monitor: "Are you angry?"

Six Daime: "No..."

That's too much, the monitor, this woman.

Chizuru and Xiang seemed to be familiar with each other.

Hokage-sama wasn't angry at all.

Sure enough, it was because of that.

Matsuda narrowed his eyes, recalled what he saw and heard in the hospital last time, and looked at his monitor thoughtfully.

Soft long hair, soft cheeks, soft voice.She is the kind of girl who looks very protective at first glance, if Six Daime's judgment is affected by selfishness. .

"If there's nothing else, you can go~"

"!" Matsuda bewilderedly realized that because he saw the squad leader fascinated, his teammates had already walked to the door, while he was still standing in the middle of the office.

"Yes, Hokage... er... my lord."

Why is it that Six Daime is smiling very kindly, but his eyes are so wide. .

Matsuda swallowed and turned around stiffly.

I didn't mean that, Hokage-sama, please don't look at me like that. .

After half a day:

Just after finishing the patrol mission, Qianhe looked nervously at the preoccupied squad leader, who held the knife tightly with trembling hands: "What's wrong with you... squad leader?"

"It's just a hand cramp." Aoi twitched the corner of her mouth, snapped the mask on her face and fled away.

Just as Matsuda was about to say something, the elephant behind him stood up, thinking for a long time and popped out two words: "Suspicious."

Chizuru stared at the elephant standing against the light with wide eyes.

If elephants say they are suspicious, then they are definitely quite suspicious.

Matsuda's face darkened.

Chizuru has a good mind, and is responsible for the team's coordination and combat planning. Ninjutsu and physical arts are very strong, and they are the main combat power. However, compared with the squad leader's better perception ability and flying thunder god art, let these two people follow It doesn't work at all. .

He is the one with the strongest perception and latent ability in this team.Is it only up to him to do it?

Matsuda silently arranged the equipment.

. .If something happens, he is definitely conscious.

That night:

"The seal in the brain has just been lifted, and the body has not recovered yet. Don't be too impulsive."

"No, I can't wait for a moment." Aoi seemed to be very unable to hold back something.

"Okay. Let me check one last time..."

"Speed ​​up, Senior Dou." She flicked her equipment and sat on the chair shaking her legs impatiently.

It was Orochimaru before, but now it is Doumei.

Matsuda frowned.

"What are you doing in this kind of place?" After being patted on the shoulder suddenly, he turned his head quickly and saw Aoi's dark eyes, and Matsuda was so frightened that his hairs stood on end.

"Try it with your body, it is indeed correct. You were the one who eavesdropped before. You are really a disobedient subordinate." There was a sound of a bell in his ear, and he couldn't move for a while.

"I'll leave it to you, senior." Aoi stood up and said to Dou.

"I don't want it anymore." Dou was a little embarrassed: "I just found a job, and I haven't had time to start a new life."

Aoi was helpless: "I have to do everything myself, really."

The illusion of the sound system used by Yinnin Village, so it is like this. .

After reaching an incredible conclusion, Matsuda felt dizzy for a while, and fell unconscious the next second.

This guy Yan, if you let him go, you will definitely sell me immediately. .

Can you give me less brains, Sao Nian!

Glancing unhappily at the subordinates lying dead on the ground, I took a deep breath and began to gather Chakra.

Calculated by time, the people in the first class have already taken the mark of Fei Leishen.Since the situation happened in a place like the Valley of the Swastika, it is absolutely impossible to find the prisoner no matter how hard you look. .

clatter.clatter.

Following a certain chakra to an open place, there are gradually no people around, only the sound of my own footsteps can be heard.

The Swastika Valley is the site of Koga Ninja Village.But it is said that it is Ninja Village, but in fact, it seems that there are more villagers.

There is only one person who can commit serial murders in such a place.

"Tianshan..." I stood still, quietly looking at the long-haired man sitting on the grass.

"You are really looking forward to seeing me." Tianshan smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled up, and his wide sleeves covered his arms.

Labor and management are indeed looking forward to seeing you, the kind of expectation that they can't wait to hack you to death. .

Tianshan said slowly: "This is the last chance I give you."

"Sure enough, it won't grow out." Lazily paying attention to his words, I glanced at the empty sleeve on his right side speechlessly: "I didn't realize it before... Red Sakura's knife stayed by my side for so long , you are not afraid at all."

"What's so scary about knives." Tianshan looked at my face meaningfully: "The key is the person who uses the knives. Otherwise, I wouldn't have specially brought you here."

"...You mean I'm hot, so I feel at ease holding this knife, right?" I rolled my eyes speechlessly: "No wonder after I gave it to Kakashi, when you saw him Just keep away from him, because he obviously looked down on him before."

Tianshan didn't answer, and slowly stood up holding the long knife in his left hand, with an innocent smile on his face, and then disappeared with a bang.

Shadow points (body.

Startled, I quickly looked around.

The ground behind me suddenly cracked, and a hand reached out to the red cherry at my waist.I dodged and barely dodged.

. .Sure enough, the target is this knife?

"You're too slow, miss." Tianshan swung his knife over, and I pulled out a kunbu parry.

You can't use Hongzakura right now, otherwise, if you get hit on the wrist or cut off your fingers, and the sword is taken away, you will have no chance at all. .

"Compared to the past, physical skills have grown a lot, but ah..." While speaking, the man kicked me hard in the abdomen, and I rolled out several times holding my stomach.

"Sure enough, I still have no talent." Tianshan sighed regretfully.

nonsense. .If I had talent, I wouldn't have to lie down and eat ashes every time I fought.

Struggling to squat up, every movement of the body hurts terribly.

. .Not yet.

After a few seconds of delay, I gritted my teeth and raised my hand to make a seal.

Tian Shan's speed was very fast, before Shu could be released, he grabbed the wrist, and the ribs were hit hard again.

. .This guy is really brutal when he gets serious.

"Uh..." After spitting out a mouthful of blood, he curled up on the ground holding his internal injuries.

Anyway, I'm used to being killed in seconds. .

"How dare you come here and challenge me like this." Tian Shan stared condescendingly at me lying on the ground: "I brought the knife here, it's too late to use it. Physical skills are poor, ninjutsu is still so slow, just now So you can't move anymore?"

"..." It can be confirmed that several ribs have been seriously injured, and it hurts when you move, and you can't fight at all, even lying on your stomach like this is uncomfortable.

Tianshan looked at me lying dead on the ground with distaste: "You are really the worst patriarch I have ever led."

Me: "Ahem... I don't think I'm that bad, do I?"

Tianshan: "Let's not talk about the strength, the double merchants are still lacking, and the etiquette is also in a mess. It's really a shame for the family."

Me: Unable to refute. .

It seems that I am addicted, and he still doesn't intend to stop: "The clothes are terrible, the appearance is stingy, and the figure is flat.. Huh?"

Tianshan shut his mouth, looked down at the point of the knife piercing through his chest with some astonishment.

"It's too much." Holding the handle of the knife in my hand, I leaned my head on Tianshan's stiff back and said quietly: "What's wrong with girls with poor breasts?"

Tianshan's shoulder trembled because of the pain: "What the hell is it..."

"The technique of Flying Thunder God does not require seals." Turning the blade to make the blade go deeper: "Fortunately, you struck hard enough, so you let down your vigilance so quickly."

Tianshan: "Okay. Heck, I take back what I said earlier. You are the second worst patriarch I have ever led."

I:".."

What's the matter, this guy. .

It's still like this. Since Kakashi was able to cut off one of his arms with this last time, it should also be useful to penetrate the chest.

"Why don't you always understand me?"

Looking up, I saw the forbearing expression on Tianshan's sideways face and the tearful eyes, I flinched a bit, and quickly let go of the knife, resisting the pain in my chest and abdomen, and blocked a heavy punch, but the opponent was too powerful and Got knocked out once.

What happened to his expression just now? .

I was a little scared.

He slid a long way on the ground, and before he could completely stop, his ankle was severely grabbed.

As he said before, last chance. .

A trace of fear suddenly appeared in my heart, and I grabbed the ground with both hands in an attempt to break free.

In the next second, my body was thrown on my back, and the man's knee was pressed against my neck, and he raised the knife and stabbed me in the face.

This guy moves. .It's really moving! Hey!

In a panic, I raised an arm to protect my face, and mobilized my chakra to shoot Qianben, who had been hiding in my jaw.

The long knife slammed through my arm and pinned to the side of my head, and the eyepatch strap was cut by the blade.

After taking a thousand attacks, Tianshan slowly turned his face away.There was only a light bloodstain on the side of his face.

. .Missed.

"I won't hit the same trick twice, Miss." His eyes were moist, and Tianshan stared at me expressionlessly: "I didn't want to do this at first, but it's a pity that you refused to change after repeated admonition." He turned the knife Get out of my arm (come out.

My throat was tightly pressed, and I had some difficulty breathing: ""I. .Don't be educated by people like you. "

Seeming to see through my attempt to delay time, Tianshan said bluntly: "Farewell, Miss Kui. Do you have anything else to say."

"...there is only one question, how did you manage to survive no matter how hard you beat him." I looked at the knife stuck in his heart and frowned, looking hopeless: "Just tell me , anyway...cough, anyway, I'm going to die."

"This." He looked at his wound, and said lightly: "It's the ninjutsu that I have been maintaining since I was born."

"Oh, just now you said it was ninjutsu, didn't you?" I interrupted him before he finished speaking, I bent the corner of my mouth, raised my head with some difficulty, and the cloth covering my right eye slowly slid down.

Seeing the intact eye under my blindfold, Tianshan's face suddenly became distorted. He covered the wound on his chest with one hand, and quickly blocked his own face with the other hand: "How is it possible, those eyeballs It is clearly confirmed below..."

"The so-called pair of shattering pupils you brought back, one of them is just an ordinary eyeball." Suppressing the pain, I used my still-moving hand to pull Tianshan's covered arm with difficulty, and I couldn't even blink. Staring at him without blinking: "Sure enough, as Yao Shidou said, you only confirmed the authenticity of one eyeball. I didn't expect you to make such a mistake."

For me, the research of the pocket is very valuable.At that time, what he told me in prison was not only the secret of the famous sword of the Iga clan that he had collected from the literature, but also the location of the key eyeball.

That was the result of searching for more than four months in several abandoned Orochimaru underground bases in Wuyin Village with a very rough address in my hand. .

"No...don't look at it!" Facing the eyes that can eliminate all ninjutsu, the man looked very frightened.The ninjutsu that restores vitality was deciphered at close range, and a large amount of blood flowed from the knife wound on Tianshan's heart in an instant. After struggling for a long time, he finally stopped moving.

I looked at the body of the man lying on top of me in some shock.

The amount of bleeding was so large, it seemed that he would never come back to life.So it is true that Hong Ying and Phantom Eye work together? .

Trembling, I raised my hand and rubbed my dry eyes, and took a long time to take out a bottle of stuff from the ninja bag.

5 minutes later:

I don't know if it's because of the excessive bleeding, but I feel like my brain is filled with paste. .Well, anyway, I have already taken the Zengxue Pill, so I just lie down and rest for a while. .

While thinking about it in a daze, Xuan Jian's face suddenly appeared above his head.

It seems that something is wrong, I have hallucinations anyway.

"Iga Aoi!"

"!" It turned out not to be!

I woke up all of a sudden, and the pain in my body suddenly intensified as my brain woke up: "It hurts...why are you in this place."

"Of course it was Hokage who asked me to come here..." Xuanma said a well on his head: "And I just want to ask here, how come you are in this kind of place!"

I said weakly: "That... I have many fractures and internal injuries all over my body now, can you scold me later."

"You can still seal it." Xuanjian frowned and thought for a while, "I can't activate the Flying Thunder God Art alone. I can send you chakra, but you have to seal it."

A few minutes later, Xuanma carried me to a certain building in an instant.

"Why do you leave the Fei Lei Shen's seal in this kind of place." Xuan Jian looked at the residence of Medicine Master Dou in front of him with some distaste: "Anyway, send you to the hospital first."

"Wait...wait." I pointed to a certain corner: "My subordinates are still..."

"Even your own companions are down, how can you be so good." Seeing that my chakra recovered a bit, and I could walk two steps with my support on the wall, Xuanma let me go, squatted down and lay down on the ground and fell into the illusion inflammation.

It seemed that he had been trapped for too long, and he immediately jumped up the moment the illusion was released.Then when he saw my face, he suddenly trembled.

Uh, this guy couldn't be scared stupid by me.

Reluctantly leaning against the wall to support my body, I just wanted to say a few words to comfort him, but this guy rushed over all of a sudden, and a rising dragon fist hit me on the chin.

Miss Ben's revenge plan was so perfect, she never expected that it would fall on her own person in the end.

I think the expression on my face must be very exciting when I was beaten up and passed out with hatred. .

"Xiaokui, it's about time to get up. I'm so worried."

"Hmm... Kakashi-senpai, why are you so handsome today, how can I hold back..."

I was dreaming, and in a daze, I grabbed a man's wrist. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a man in an Anbu uniform with a short cut.

"Why is that you.."

"Squad leader, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the situation before..." Yan muttered, trying to pull out the wrist that was held by me.

"So why is it you!" With a black face, I grabbed Yan's collar and shook it violently: "Shouldn't the weak heroine see her favorite man when she woke up from a coma?" !"

Yan: "Squad...Squad leader, I don't know what you're talking about. Stop, head... your head will be shaken off..."

I didn't intend to end my atrocities, but there was a sudden sound somewhere on my body, and I curled up silently and held my ribs stiffly. .

At the same time, the door of the room was opened with a bang, Haruno Sakura clenched her fists and walked in step by step: "As a patient, you can't lie down properly, what are you doing!"

"Sakura..." My face turned green, and the corner of my mouth twitched: "Brother Ying, please forgive me..."

After Sakura finished checking me and closed the door to leave, Yan stared blankly at the swelling on my forehead: "Sakura-san's fists are so powerful."

"Anyway, I'm two years older than her. Young people nowadays really don't know how to respect their elders." I curled my lips and stared at him unhappily: "Speaking of which, you dare to hit me. How are you going to compensate me, Yan. "

"That's a misunderstanding." Yan flinched while sitting on the chair: "Matsuda...call me Matsuda, monitor."

Hearing him say that, I froze for a moment.

You told me your real name, does that mean you trust me completely?

"Matsuda, you guy is really, yo, your head hurts..."

"Squad leader, are you okay..." Matsuda said, raising his hand to support me who was shaking a little.

"You two really have a good relationship~"

Suddenly I heard the magnetic voice of a familiar man, and my heart beat a little excitedly: "Ka... Keke Hokage-sama, why do you have time to come and see me!"

"Well, because I don't have a lot of work today." Kakashi walked over, and then smiled at Matsuda with my puzzled eyes.

Matsuda: I don't mean anything to the monitor, Hokage-sama, please don't look at me like that. .

Cough cough, regarding what happened next, I can only say that, as expected of me, I squatted right after I came out of the hospital.

Morino Ibiki: "Why is it you again? How many times is this the first time?"

Me: "The third time."

Yibixi flipped through my ninja tool bag and took out something wrapped in a rag: "What is this?"

Me: "I met an acquaintance I hated very much in the Valley of the Swastika. After some intense exchanges, he gave me that as a souvenir."

"He gave..." Yibixi unwrapped the cloth bag, his expression froze instantly: "He gave you a finger as a souvenir?"

I:"..."

Yibixi: "Although Xuanjian said that there was no corpse (body) nearby when he found you, but I can tell that you killed someone. Tell me, where did the body (body hide?"

"I didn't want to say anything at first, because there are too many explanations and it's too troublesome." I scratched my head: "In short, the Anbu card (corpse (water, you deserve it."

Yibixi: "Be honest, or the torture room will serve you."

Me: "How dare you, my man is Hokage."

Ibixi: "..."

Me: "Just to tease you, I said it's not okay."

After honestly telling the ins and outs, I sat down against the wall of the cell.

"Just say no earlier, why did you tease Ibixi-san on purpose." The locked pocket in the opposite cell was a little speechless: "I just wanted to be a good person, but I was locked up again because of your affairs."

Me: "Didn't you tell me about the eyes. Anyway, senior, you didn't do anything, and you will be released soon."

Dou: "How do you feel... You are in a pretty good mood now."

"Of course I'm in a good mood after solving the hidden threat." I stared at the iron fence thoughtfully: "Tian Shan, he actually cried when he decided to kill me."

"Really." Dou said after a moment of silence: "Perhaps in a sense, because of his extreme attachment to the clan, Mr. Tianshan also regards you as an important person. It's just that for a contradictory person like him, certain things Both my favorite and my most hated..."

I paused for a few seconds, put my face against the iron railing and squinted at the pale face with some lavender lines.

Dou: "...why are you looking at me like that?"

Me: "Sure enough, perverts and perverts can understand each other."

Dou: "Let me go, I'm clearly trying to become normal now."

Me: "Only a pervert would say something like 'I want to be normal'."

pocket:"..."

two days later:

Because I acted without listening to the advice for countless times, plus I pretended to be a one-eyed dragon for a long time, and after being scolded by Xuanjian, I was already mentally prepared for labor reform, but I didn't expect the punishment to be like this. .

Looking at the messy documents piled up in the room, my legs feel a little weak.

Five generations of files that have been accumulated over the years, expired or not expired, if I sort them out, my brain will crack. .

Compared with this kind of thing, I am willing to do a hundred tasks without money!

"Well, feel my hard work once in a while." Kakashi came over and hugged me from behind, leaning slightly, with his chin resting casually on top of my head: "Who told me to sit in the office all day, except What about people who don’t know how to stamp anything.”

Kakashi, you guys really hold grudges.

"... Huh, this file is not worth mentioning at all." Even when I saw the headers of those files, I was still very stubborn: "I can sort them out right away..."

Before I finished speaking, the whole person was transferred to face him, and he couldn't help but kiss me who was still bragging.

"What are you doing... um... I have to start working now... um... work..."

If you don't start tidying up now, it will take time!I want to end this boring paperwork quickly!

"Don't think that it will end right away." Kakashi's voice became low, he grabbed his wrist and pressed me on his back on the table, raised one knee between my legs, and slowly moved up.The man's silver hair swept across my neck: "This is a punishment for your disobedience."

"No, this is different from the hospital last time..." I was touched by a sensitive point, I shivered a bit, my thighs clamped Kakashi's knees with some resistance to prevent him from moving, I struggled with a flushed face After a while: "Come on... this is an office..."

"Well~ how should I put it. It's really rare for you to look like this now." Kakashi looked at my reaction with mischief, and he simply tore off the mask, and unbuckled the buckle of my Anbu uniform in a second: "Well, This time, you are not allowed to be on top."

"..." I'm not allowed to be on top. .So that's what you care about!

"Xiao Kui-chan~ Have you finished sorting out the files for June~ I need to use them here~" Kakashi tapped his fingers on the table and urged, as if he was very satisfied with me who was flipping through the files until I was dazzled.

"No." I spit out a word dryly, and I turned my head away from him with some grief and indignation.

Okay, you Kakashi, let's not talk about what you are going to do in the office, you actually tortured me like this. .

"My eyes hurt so much..." I whispered bb, and I lay down on the table in loveless life.

Did it go too far. .

Looking at the girl slumped on the table and flipping through the documents, Kakashi helplessly rolled his eyes.

Aoi always acted alone like this, if he hadn't noticed something was wrong and asked Xuanjian to investigate, maybe his life would be in danger, so she asked for it by doing things like sorting out files now, and she deserved it completely. .What's more, the subordinate named Matsuda stared at her too many times.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes and clearly saw the new hickey near Aoi's neck.

Well, forget it, it's also for the sake of work progress, so let's help her tidy it up. .

postscript:

I (presenting a bloody finger): "Master Orochimaru, this is your reward."

Orochimaru: "My laboratory has been closed long ago, you might as well treat me to ramen if you give me this."

Me (shocked): "You didn't say it earlier, I hate cutting people's fingers the most."

Orochimaru: "In order to regain the right to use the laboratory, I am trying to become normal."

Me: "That's how it is." Heart: People like you won't become normal no matter how hard you work!