The days of being a cat in Japan

Xu Jie squinted his apricot eyes and stared at the host Da Fei who was sweating on his forehead because of a guilty conscience for a long time, but he was thinking about how to take advantage of the opportunity that Ms. Etsuko created for him.

Xu Jie didn't know anything about Da Fei, he just knew that his cheap talk was annoying.

So it doesn't know what gossip can be dug out of this gentleman at all, and what questions to ask are the most terrible for him.

Such a good opportunity, it would be a pity if it wasted, but it seems that it can't be of much use in my own hands, what should I do?

Da Fei was still trying to save himself, but seeing that Xu Jie didn't make a sound immediately, he quickly said, "I think Teacher Dasheng hasn't made a sound for such a long time, and he probably doesn't understand what we're going to say." , or change a guest to ask the question, we can't let everyone wait for it together."

Except for Xu Jie and the others, all the guests in this issue are going to make frequent announcements on his program. Da Fei doesn't believe that these guys dare to ask random questions.

What he can think of, others can naturally think of.

If you are a popular guy, he will definitely help answer the conversation, and even the guests who are close to you will stand up and say that you can ask questions on behalf of the cats.

It's a pity that Da Fei's human nature has always been bad, so after saying this, not only the guests were quiet, but even the other two hosts standing beside him were silent.

The oldest Mr. Quwei, who has always been in charge of singing "Badface" and "Slime", sneaked a few glances at the producer and director. After finding that the other party did not give a gesture, he immediately lowered his eyes and admired the scene in the studio. floor.

Finding that no one answered after he spoke, Da Fei's complexion really changed this time, the livid color could not be concealed even by thick makeup.

And this is the civet cat that was originally silent also moved.

I saw it standing up, curling its right front paw towards Ms. Fujimoto behind, beckoning her to come over.

Seeing this, Etsuko lowered her head, and Xu Jie pointed at the computer of the editorial team while meowing.

Seeing this, Etsuko asked tentatively: "My lord, do you want me to go there?"

Xu Jie nodded with a question, and after confirming it again and again, Etsuko asked the director if she could go backstage with the cat in her arms.

They didn't know what the raccoon cat wanted to do, but since they had already requested it, the director and the producer discussed it and agreed.

Then the camera followed Etsuko Fujimoto who was holding the cat, and saw the fat Tanuki skillfully clicking a few times on his laptop after arriving at the director's side.

Seeing this, Etsuko bent down, looked carefully at the director's computer, and found that it was full of messages from the audience.

The very smart Etsuko Fujimoto understood what it was thinking just by exchanging glances with Xu Jie, raised her eyebrows and said: "Our great sage said that in order to thank the audience for their support, it decided to give up this precious opportunity to They, this question will be asked by the lucky audience selected by our Great Sage."

Everyone was in an uproar when they heard the words, and no one thought that Xu Jie would do this.

The editor and director in charge of the later stage confirmed with Xu Jie again and again, and kept asking it: "Master Dasheng, are you sure you want to do this?"

Xu Jie nodded repeatedly when he heard the words, it couldn't be more certain.

The cat's eyes gleamed coldly, aiming at Da Fei who was fidgeting not far away, thinking that the cat didn't know your old background, but there were many people outside who knew.

Viewers who like to watch this kind of program are gossips no matter what they think, and they don't believe that they will not take your skin off when they get the chance.

Da Fei, who also thought of this point, quickly objected, but the producer and director, who were always paying attention to the ratings, had long been fascinated by the high-profile lines and ignored his protest at all.

As long as it can bring high ratings to the show, everything can be sacrificed. This is an old tradition of this show.

For this reason, they have offended so many guests, do they still care about a host of their own show?

From the point of view of the director and producer, since they are their own people, they have to make some sacrifices for the popularity of the show.

So after confirming Xu Jie's meaning and seeing the warm welcome from the audience on the Internet, the producer immediately announced that the first audience member to call in the program group after 1 minute will get a gift from Teacher Dasheng , instead of asking a question like the host Dafei.

After a while, the lucky viewer's phone was linked in, and Xu Jie, who was arranged to guard next to the phone, firmly picked up the microphone with his paws.

The producer who took the initiative to participate put the microphone on the receiver of the phone, and then asked: "Congratulations, this audience, you are really lucky. Now you can ask our host a question, and he must Answer, and tell the truth, well, you can ask questions now."

The voice of a young man came out of the microphone, and he asked excitedly on the other end of the phone: "I heard that Mr. Da Fei is a frequent visitor to Kabukicho in Kyoto, and he is a super VIP who owns more than a dozen shops there. Ka, may I ask if this is true?"

Da Fei, who had a bad complexion, immediately broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this question.

Because the Kabukicho mentioned by the young man on the phone is actually the famous red light district in Kyoto.

For people like them, it is normal to go to Kabukicho to relax and spend after the program recording is over.

But it's one thing to know it, it's another to say it in public.

Especially the super VIP card over there can only be processed after spending a certain amount of money. If people can confirm that he really has more than a dozen super VIP cards on him, what kind of image will he have in the eyes of the audience? , Will it directly become a lustful evil spirit?

This is absolutely not allowed, romantic and indecent are two different things, people should not have such an impression of him.

So after hearing this question, Da Fei subconsciously wanted to answer no, but he swallowed the two words back as soon as they came to his lips.

Because he does have super VIP cards for more than a dozen shops in Kabukicho, if he answers no, if he is found out in the future, he will not only be a pervert, but also a big liar.

This question is really poisonous, it is not enough for Da Fei to admit it, nor is it not to admit it.

Listening to the urging on the phone, seeing the increasingly impatient expressions of the producer and director, after weighing the pros and cons in his heart, Da Fei gritted his teeth and admitted, "Yes."

If lust can be forgiven, lying is really a reputation that cannot be provoked in an industry that values ​​reputation.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a lot of oohs in the studio.

Da Fei with a stiff face could only hold his face and smile wryly in the face of everyone's jokes. After all, he is not married and has no fixed girlfriend, so although it is not pleasant to hang around the night show, it is justified.

Taking a deep breath, Da Fei chose to ignore the noise in the studio, gritted his teeth and walked back to his host position.

The senior quwei standing next to him teased him, "I can't see it, you kid is really good. It seems that the title of "Thousand People Killing in the nightclub" is really not the wrong person. Find someone It's time to call everyone together, let's go out and get together."

When Da Fei heard this, the corners of his mouth stiffened into an arc, and he smiled uglier than crying and said, "Senior, you really know how to joke."

Seeing his uncomfortable look, Qu Wei felt really relieved.

Good boy, you also have today, let you use your reputation to suppress others intentionally or unintentionally, this time you kicked the iron plate, you deserve it.

Regarding the two simultaneous waves, the other host seemed not to notice, looking at the cards in his hand carefully, saying nothing and not wanting to get involved.

Among the three hosts of this show, Qu Wei is the oldest and Da Fei is the most famous. The two of them have been fighting openly and secretly for a long time for the position of the No. [-] brother in Taichung.

The other host, who has low qualifications and reputation, and has no backstage, knew that he couldn't beat them, so he chose wisely to protect himself.

Da Fei was very uncomfortable being choked by Quwei, but he could only bear it and could not attack.

Because his screen packaging for himself is that kind of bad, but he dares to say that he is still a sincere image.

If someone caught him lying on the show, the image he had worked so hard to create would collapse, and his popularity and value would be greatly reduced.

Dafei, with a fire in his heart, would glance over the cats from time to time, and began to look at them with unfriendly eyes.

If it wasn't for that dead woman to disturb the scene, if it wasn't for that stupid fat cat asking the audience to ask that kind of question, how could Da Fei face this predicament now?

The more he thought about it, the more he hated him, and Da Fei, who was gradually losing his mind as he rushed forward, suddenly saw the cats behind him and his eyes lit up.

Not far behind the cats, there is a cardboard box without a cover. Da Fei knows that cardboard box. It is a box used by the props brother of the program group to temporarily store game props.

Today's game is all over, so the sewing needles and darts that were just used must be stored there.

The evil thoughts in his heart kept flashing, thinking of his current embarrassment and the complacent face of that fat cat, Da Fei couldn't suppress the malice in his heart.

After today, because of that damn problem, he will definitely become the focus in the circle. Even if people can't see what they think about him, they can know what it is.

The manager of the manufacturer who valued him before and really contacted him to speak for him, the most taboo thing is the romantic scandal of the artist.

So don't even think about it, that endorsement must be gone, and everything he lost is thanks to those cats.

Since it's already like this, it's better to make a big fuss, no matter if it's a good reputation or a bad reputation, it's better to be famous first.

Thinking of this in his mind, Da Fei with a smirk on his face suddenly thought of Xu Jie and the others and walked over there.