The days of being a cat in Japan

The smiling host walked quickly towards the guest seats, as if he wanted to talk to the guests at the end of the show.

When passing by the cats, for some unknown reason, his feet suddenly slipped.

In order to maintain his balance, the staggering Da Fei had to wave his hands like crazy to find something to support him.

As a result, in the panic, the high platform where the cats were located was pushed down by Da Fei directly to the rear.

Those who were close were busy pulling Da Fei who had fallen, not paying attention to the implicated cats.

Even if someone noticed, no one would care.

Because the height of the high platform is 1.3 meters, falling from this height is not dangerous for cats with particularly flexible bodies.

Only the little brother in charge of the props looked horrified at the direction the cats fell, because that was where he temporarily stored the props box.

The dozens of sewing needles and pointed darts used in the game today are all stored there. If the cats fall into that box from a height, they will definitely be stabbed.

Mo's reaction was very fast.

It adjusted its body in the air, kicked the dumpling out of the landing range of the prop box with its hind legs, and at the same time accelerated its own landing speed, landing on the box one step ahead of Xu Jie.

Yes, Mo landed on top of the unsealed item box, because when it landed, its limbs were wide open, and it stuck to the four walls of the box in a large font.

Mo's excellent grip made it firmly fixed on it, and then the fat lihua, whose face was covered in circles and obviously still didn't understand the situation, directly hit the big black cat.

After being hit by a fat ball weighing more than ten kilograms, the big black cat, which had only its limbs as its point of strength, remained motionless, not trembling at all.

Xu Jie, who had landed on Mo's body, grabbed the big black cat's long fur and was stunned for a while before reacting to the kitten's calling.

Xu Jie, who saw the contents of the box through the gap, jumped off Mo's body angrily, and ran towards Da Fei, meowing.

Meow, bastard, you actually dared to plot against the cat, your face is full of indomitable eyes.

But there was a cat that moved much faster than it. After making sure that Xu Jie and the kitten were all right, Mo sped up and jumped to Da Fei's side.

Frightened by the speed of the big black cat and the way it looked at him, Da Fei covered his face in horror and shouted: "Come on, this cat is crazy and wants to hurt people."

Mo, who had already come to Dafei's side, felt that he was not relieved just by scratching him, so after seeing him cover his face, the big black cat, which already had some understanding of the shame concept in human society, changed its attack target.

Everyone who couldn't stop Mo saw that big black cat, which was like a little leopard, pounced on Da Fei's body, biting him frantically with its mouth and claws.

The terrified Da Fei rolled on the ground desperately with his head in his hands, intending to throw off the attacking big black cat.

The guests who had seen the big black cat video did not dare to approach, and the host who only had a microphone seemed helpless.

In the end, a few strong staff backstage came with poles and stools to drive away the big black cat that was biting Da Fei.

The terrified Da Fei was helped to stand up from the ground, the clothes and pants on his body were scratched like rags by a cat.

He touched his body in horror, and first found that he didn't hurt at all, and there seemed to be no bleeding or scars on his body.

Da Fei, who thought it was the big black cat's mistake, still said angrily: "Damn cat, you ruined my dress. I specially ordered this suit. Do you know how much this suit costs?"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a sudden exclamation from everyone in the studio, and then he felt his body become chilly.

Feeling that something was wrong, Da Fei looked down, and found that the rags that were hanging on his body fell to the ground with his movements.

But it seemed that the big black cat tore apart not only his coat, but also the white shirt and patterned cough...underpants he was wearing inside, all were torn to shreds by Mo.

So those parts were separated from Da Fei's body together with the cloth strips of the coat, and now only a pair of white leather shoes and black socks remained on this gentleman's body.

Accompanied by screams all over the room, the naked Da Fei quickly covered his vital parts with both hands, but he stood on the stage as if he was stupid, at a loss.

Seeing this, Xu Jie jumped onto Etsuko's lap who was turning on the video camera function of her mobile phone, took her bag over and unzipped it with her mouth, and turned out the banknote inside.

The raccoon cat with the banknotes in its mouth and its tail standing up came to Da Fei who was stiff all over, swung his head and hit the check on his body, and at the same time jumped on his feet, leaving a scar on his calves and leather shoes. A steaming bubble of fresh cat piss.

Dafei was finally stimulated by the cat urine on his legs, looked at the cat in the distance, and asked Fujimoto Etsuko who was walking, "What do they mean? It's an insult. I won't let it go." .”

Etsuko, who had already put away her phone, looked at her new nails and said coolly, "What are you talking about? You said that your body is very expensive. Our great sage is expressing that yours is very expensive. We bought everything, including shoes and socks. We don’t have to change the rest of the money, we just donate it to any charitable organization, and we don’t care in whose name.”

When Da Fei heard the words, he immediately felt that his heart was full of qi and blood, his eyes were dizzy and his ears were deaf, and he swayed his body as if he was about to faint at any time.

Seeing this, Etsuko quickly waved to the producer and said, "Gentlemen, why don't you just come here and get Mr. Dafei away? His current appearance is really unsightly. If your program team doesn't want If he is warned and fined for impoliteness, let him be removed from the stage first."

Caught off guard by a series of changes, the program team realized this after hearing the words, and the director hurriedly called to stop the broadcast, and this episode of the last episode ended here.

The producer dropped the headset and led people to run over quickly, and together they lifted Da Fei, who was trembling with no strength at all, out of the studio.

In the chaos, Dafei didn't know who said this: "Oh, it looks so small. There are still more than a dozen super VIPs of Kabukicho shops like this? Oh, it's really hard for the service staff. .”

Hearing this sentence, the host Da Fei felt that he could no longer accept the shock, his eyes darkened and he passed out.

After creating a mess in the studio, Etsuko Fujimoto took the cats to bid farewell to the manufacturer's representative at the entrance of the TV station.

Because the program sponsored by his manufacturer had such a big mess, the representative of the manufacturer obviously looked a little unhappy.

Neither Etsuko nor the cats cared much about the manufacturer's attitude.

Xu Jie had long thought of quitting the troubled waters of the entertainment industry. If the contract hadn't been signed at the beginning of the year, he wouldn't have come to shoot any programs.

As for Etsuko, it was even simpler. She was not an agent herself, and she didn't rely on this job for dinner.

Last month, she was promoted to Deputy Minister Na, and she also holds the company's equity, so she probably won't be able to get in touch with these manufacturers' representatives in the future.

So after a few simple greetings, they each returned to their cars.

After jumping into the car, Xu Jie opened Ms. Etsuko's bag, found her mobile phone, and then motioned Ms. Etsuko to open the phone for her.

Seeing this, Etsuko Fujimoto, who had just fastened her seat belt, unlocked her phone, and at the same time asked Lihuamao, "My lord, what do you want to do?"

Hearing this, Xu Jie meowed through the files in Etsuko's phone, thinking that the cat would look for the electronic contract signed by the cat to see how long it will expire, what are the terms on it, and will they let those Guy finds an opportunity to put cats on these boring tv shows.

Lihuamao, who has never been very smart, has basically forgotten the terms of the contract he has seen.

Although I couldn't understand what my nephew's raccoon cat was meowing, Ms. Etsuko could still see its movements very clearly.

So she took the mobile phone to find out the electronic contract and said to Xu Jie: "Don't worry, Dasheng, counting this time's program recording, we have fulfilled all the responsibility clauses in the contract. If you don't agree in the future, the manufacturer will You can’t make any publicity arrangements, otherwise they will breach the contract. To be honest, I hope they lose their minds and break the contract quickly, so that the liquidated damages they give are enough to support your family of three for decades. Hahaha, Don't puff your face, of course I'm joking."

Xu Jie meowed a few times when he heard the words, indicating that the cat agreed to film this kind of unqualified variety show, and the cat is an idiot.

Lihuamao, who has learned the lesson, said that he will never accept a long-term endorsement contract in the future, no matter how much money is given, he will not accept it.

Any other activities must be held in the county, and only companies that have cooperated with each other before and both parties feel very happy can do it.

As long as it does not meet the above two criteria, no matter how big the brand is, anyway, there is no shortage of money for cats, and there is no shortage of cats willing to keep cats.

But thinking of this, Xu Jie felt very guilty towards Ms. Etsuko.

Although this lady is working as a cat broker, she has never actually taken a penny from them.

All kinds of activities are only after Xu Jie agrees, and she helps to contact them. It is completely voluntary to help.

Today, it and Mo made a mess of the program of that program group. I don't know if Miss Yuezi will be affected by them after returning to the company.

Feeling that her hands suddenly became fluffy, Etsuko Fujimoto, who really wanted to start the car, looked down, and saw her nephew's usually arrogant raccoon cat, looking at her with cute eyes.

Etsuko, who was always amused by its appearance, asked, "What's wrong with you? Why are you acting coquettish all of a sudden? Oh, are you worried that I won't be able to explain to the company after I go back? Don't worry, it's the fault of this incident. Fang is not us at all, and we are right to say that we are all right. Besides, our proprietress and the president's daughter are all your loyal cat fans. If you really want to care about it, who is the unlucky one may be the one who is unlucky. Okay, sit down, let's go back Home."