The days of being a cat in Japan

After some hilarious 'laughing', the program continued.

The props needed for the third game were quickly brought up on a tray by the glamorous assistant.

Because he had already prepared for the attack, Xu Jie didn't show any surprise when he saw the needle and thread on the plate.

Da Fei picked up the sewing needles and colored thread on his tray and said: "The game in this game is very simple, whoever puts all five sewing needles on the colored thread first wins, and the last one who finishes threading Yes, it is the loser of this game. There were some problems in the last round of the game due to our negligence. In order to express our apology, our host will also join in the next two rounds of games and play with everyone. will be punished."

Hearing this, Xu Jie looked at the needle and thread in front of him, thinking that if he kept playing with these things, the cats would definitely lose.

This is because he is sure that he will not lose, so the words are really beautiful.

Xu Jie bared his canine teeth and heheed a few times, then used his paws to fiddle with the colored threads in front of him.

Seeing this, the corners of the hosts' mouths twitched slightly, but they couldn't argue with Xu Jie.

After all, it's normal for cats to be capricious. If people are serious with them, it's a joke.

The hosts, who decided to keep out of sight and out of mind, signaled to the assistant lady to start calling. After the glamorous lady in short skirt gave the order, people began to quickly pick up the sewing needles and colored threads in front of them, and began to thread them with concentration.

There is no need to wait until the end of the game, the loser of this round is already obvious.

With their claws and sharp teeth, it is impossible for cats to complete the task of threading a needle.

So after a few minutes, the result of winning and losing came out, and the cats still lost.

Da Fei looked at the chubby raccoon cat's face that had nothing to lose, took a deep breath and said with a smile: "I have often heard people say that Teacher Dasheng is very human, and can even understand People speak. I wonder if I can have the honor to replace the audience friends today to correct the truth of this rumor?"

After finishing speaking, Da Fei didn't listen to Ms. Yuezi's answer, but said directly to Xu Jie: "I heard that Teacher Dasheng is loved by everyone and has the title of "thousand fans", and there is a black knight who guards him and never stays away. Then I really want to know, what is the most charming and sexy part of Teacher Dasheng? This lady, please don’t open your mouth and let Teacher Dasheng make his own choice.”

Da Fei's question was full of malice, because he didn't believe in the words that civet cats understand human nature at all.

In his opinion, those so-called stories of human nature are nothing more than the performance of two smarter cats after special training.

This is not surprising, since the two cats were accompanied by a veterinarian who was very knowledgeable in animal behavior.

With that person's ability and reputation in the industry, it would not take much effort to train his cat to be special.

After a series of packaging and hype, and the pursuit of a group of simple-minded guys, it is really easy to become popular on the Internet.

This is obvious, otherwise Miss Fujimoto would not have appeared with the cats as their assistant.

As for why that doctor Fujimoto went to such lengths to produce two such cats, it was simply for money and fame, who in the world would not love these two?

Let's take a look, the current appearance price of these two cats has actually reached 400 million, and the price of signing a long-term contract should be at least seven figures or more.

Just two cats, are they that hot?

The price is three or four times that of my own, or there is no market for it, what are the prices given by those stupid manufacturers?

I heard that because of these two cats, the business of the Fujimoto family's pet hospital and beauty salon is now so hot that it needs to be booked several weeks in advance to be able to line up.

That Dr. Fujimoto really had a good intention, he made two cats to attract attention, and after success, he had money and fame.

Da Fei, who had long been dissatisfied with the fact that the two cats were worth more than himself, immediately had an idea in his mind after learning that the sponsor had arranged for the two cats to participate in the show he hosted.

He wanted to reveal the true colors of these two liar cats in front of thousands of viewers on the show.

At that time, as long as I insist that I am not careful, the manufacturer will have nothing to do with me.

And after reporting the big news and attracting everyone's attention, the producer and the program team must have tacitly turned a blind eye to it for the sake of ratings.

When the time comes, he who exposes all the lies will become a hero, and his reputation will definitely be much greater than now.

Under the intentional or unintentional hint of Da Fei, who fantasizes about success and fame, all the games designed by the directors in this issue are not suitable for cats to play.

Da Fei has already figured out that as long as the cats lose, he can take the opportunity to ask questions. The questions he asks must be sharper than the other, and he will play with the two cats between his applause.

Although there were some problems during the second game, he had to join the game now, looking a little passive.

But it doesn't matter, as long as the result does not change, it is acceptable for a little detail to go wrong.

Now he is going to use the question just now to dispel the rumors that this civet cat can understand human language and understand human expressions.

Hearing this, Xu Jie turned his ears, squinted his eyes and stared several times at the host who was hostile.

Just when the man was smiling brighter and brighter because of its silence, Xu Jie turned his body slowly, turning his round, fleshy, fluffy buttocks towards him.

Cats pointing their rear at a living creature is a sign of contempt.

Although Da Fei, who rarely comes into contact with animals, doesn't understand this, he also knows that if he is friendly, he will never show his butt to the other party.

Faced with Xu Jie's provocation, Dafei asked Ms. Etsuko who was sitting behind the cats with an unhappy expression, "Miss Fujimoto, your fat cat is really rude, what does it mean? "

Etsuko Fujimoto smiled very decently and politely and replied: "Mr. Dafei, didn't you ask the Great Sage where the cutest and most sexy part of its body is? The Great Sage is showing it to you now."

Hearing this, Da Fei swept Xu Jie's buttocks, twitching the corners of his mouth, his face darkened. He was always sharp-tongued, and he didn't know what to say for the first time.

The editors and directors who have been paying attention to the ratings and online messages of the program suddenly called the producer over, pointed to the sudden soaring ratings and said: "Since that cat turned its back to Da Fei, our ratings have skyrocketed." increase."

When the producer heard the words, he looked down and saw that it was true. The backstage producers couldn't figure it out, so they had to read the comments from the online viewers.

First floor: Wow, hahaha, ass is facing Dafei, teacher Dasheng did a good job, making him talk cheap and teasing him, he deserves it.

The second floor: Although I don't know if the cat really understood the question raised by the host, but I have to say that the part it gave is really correct.Wow, that round, chubby little butt is on par with a corgi.

Third Floor: Cough cough, I feel that the parts given by Teacher Dasheng are correct, at least in Teacher Dahei's opinion, Fat Lihua's buttocks must be the sexiest.

Fourth floor: Pfft, run upstairs as far as you can, we will cover you, lest Mr. Dahei rush over and tear you up after discovering your message.

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All kinds of comments are quickly swiping the screen on the Internet, because of the round butt of a raccoon cat, everyone is happy on the Internet.

Seeing this, the producer touched his chin with his hand. He felt that judging from the enthusiasm of the messages on the Internet, the ratings of this issue must not be bad.

Although it was a pleasant surprise, as long as the audience likes to watch it, the film crew must be satisfied.

Seeing the hand gesture from the producer, Da Fei's face was very ugly.

Damn it, the producer guy actually asked him to curry favor with the big fat cat. Didn't anyone see how the fat cat treated him? It was just a matter of scratching him a few times.

But this time the producer who admired him very much ignored Da Fei's expression and kept winking at Xu Jie.

Da Fei, who also couldn't get up in the face of his job, had no choice but to put on a smile in the end, and went to say good things to Xu Jie and the others, praising the cleverness and intelligence of the cats.

Xu Jie, who didn't give any face at all, chuckled a few times at Da Fei who was leaning over, and spat on his face full of spitting stars.

Taking advantage of his lower body, he used his claws to mess up the hairstyle that he had carefully done for more than two hours today, and he didn't care about Da Fei's gnashing of teeth.

After the messy third round of the game, Da Fei returned to his position as host.

After taking a deep breath to suppress the fire pressure in his chest, Da Fei motioned for the show to continue.

The last round of the game is dart throwing. The rule is that each guest has three darts. Those who get the darts throw them towards the target with the same distance, and then count the number of rings. Whoever has the least number of rings loses.

Xu Jie, who had never been good at sports, ignored the darts that the assistant gave to him, took the little black ball into his arms, and carefully licked the kitten.

Seeing this, Mo, who had been obediently lying on the high platform with his eyes closed, stood up and shook his fur, and leaned over to snort and ask for a lick.

So Xu Jieyou hugged the big black cat in his arms, licking this side from left to right, and licking that side, very busy.

The guest sitting next to them had just seen the producer gesturing yes to Da Fei, and knew that the camera should show these cats more.

So he covered his eyes with his hands in an exaggerated way, shaking his head and yelling, with the expression of a single dog who was hit knowingly and really couldn't bear to look directly at him.

The other people in the studio couldn't help laughing out loud when they saw this, and the clever post-production directly added a group of pink hearts floating around the cats on the screen.

While everyone was talking and laughing, the host had already thrown all the darts ahead of time.

Because of his mood, Da Fei's grades were very bad, and the three darts combined didn't have a ten ring.

With a livid face, he returned to his seat without saying a word, and then the guests began to throw darts one by one in order.

The guests performed well this round, at least their three darts combined passed the tenth ring, so Da Fei, who had the worst score, was at the bottom.

But that's okay, at least there's still that group of cats.

Da Fei, who didn't believe cats could throw darts, walked over and said, "Teacher Dasheng, it's time for you to participate in the game. If you can't hit the target, it will be counted as zero."

Da Fei, who felt that he would not lose, was already thinking about what kind of questions he would ask in order to embarrass the cats.

It's a pity that he talked here for a long time, but the family of three who were hugging and licking over there ignored him at all.

Feeling slighted, Da Fei wanted to reach out and push Da Sheng and them.

A burst of angry roars sounded, and Mo, who had long been displeased with him, yelled at him with his ears behind his back, scaring him and quickly withdrew his hand.

Da Fei looked at the fierce face of the big black cat, and felt that if he dared to stretch out his hand again, the big black cat would really bite it off.

Frightened, Da Fei retreated a few steps and heard someone snickering behind him, he couldn't help but said, "What are you doing, do you still dare to hurt people in public? That fat raccoon, everyone's game is over!" That's it, you are the only one left who doesn't have a number of rings, if you don't play, you will still lose."

Mo Wenyan, who hated the croaking in the tuxedo, picked up the three darts in his mouth, raised his head and threw them towards the dartboard vigorously.

Everyone only heard three soft sounds of slap, slap, and slap, and then saw that the three darts were tightly embedded in the center of the target.

This miraculous scene silenced the otherwise noisy studio for an instant. The jaw-dropping crowd looked at the dartboard and the big black cat in horror, unable to believe that what they had just seen was real.

About half a minute later, the little brother in charge of the props went up to observe first, and then said to the producer: "It's true, the darts of this color belong to Teacher Dasheng and the others."

The gentleman sitting next to the cats murmured, "So the cats won? Oh my god, I really opened my eyes today."

The oldest one among the hosts was the first to react, looked down at his cue card and said: "Now everyone's results are out, and the one with the lowest ranking is Da Fei, now I will ask questions. "

He had just finished speaking when Etsuko Fujimoto, who had been very quiet all this time, suddenly said: "Please wait a moment, this time the one who loses is your host, and it would be unfair for the host to ask questions. Why don't you ask someone else?" How about a question?"

Da Fei glared at Etsuko Fujimoto with vicious eyes, threatening her not to talk too much.

Facing Da Fei's stare, Fujimoto Etsuko smiled back, but continued to say: "Everyone has no objection, so I will talk about my own opinion first. It's a game, since the loser is punished, the winner will naturally be punished." There must be rewards. This time it is our big black cat who won, so the right to ask questions should naturally belong to us."

The other guests started whispering to each other, but no matter how they discussed in private, no one came out to object.

Seeing this, Da Fei had no choice but to turn to the producer and director for help, hoping that they could stop the woman's crazy idea.

The producer and director are paying attention to the ratings and audience comments at this stage, and found that the ratings are soaring, and the replies and comments are all waiting to watch the excitement, and they don't care about Da Fei's feelings, and agree directly Etsuko's request.

Da Fei, who was full of gossip and gossip, was almost desperate when he saw this. For the first time, he felt involuntary.

Etsuko Fujimoto, with slightly upturned lips, hugged Xu Jie, and whispered to it while brushing the cat's fur: "You're welcome for a while, if you have complaints, you have revenge. I'm not a magnanimous person, dare to bully our Fujimoto family If you are a person, you must be mentally prepared to be retaliated at any time."

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On the Sexiness of Cat Butts

Doctor: Well, I'm a little fat. I have a lot of meat and I should lose weight.

Audience: It's not bad, it's comparable to Corgi.

The big black cat raised its paw and replied: It's very sexy, I give it ten points, every time the cat sees it, it wants to ride on it.