The days of being a cat in Japan

The lights in the studio are fully turned on, and the backstage director is checking the script with the hosts who will be on stage for the last time.

On the guest side, everyone has already found their own positions according to the name tags placed, and Ms. Etsuko is making the final dresses for the cats.

On top of Lihuamao's head is a pair of sunglasses with large oval lenses, which are new this year from the luxury company that arranged them on the show.

A maroon scarf was tied around the big black cat's neck. Etsuko adjusted the scarf into a diagonal triangle and hung it gently on Mo's shoulders and neck, making Mo look handsome and cool.

As for that little thing called Yan, a few thin silver chains were wrapped around the little paws. This was specially sponsored by the manufacturer when they heard that the little cat was going to come with the big cat.

Of course, the chain on the kitten's paw will not hang up in vain. Miss Etsuko already has a new six-figure check in her purse.

Originally, the manufacturer wanted to sign a long-term contract, but Xu Jie disagreed.

Meow, if the kitten wants to play, this is enough. This time, Xiao Shitou catches up with the filming show. If he wants to play, let him play. If he grows up and wants to go this way, the cat will not stop him.

But it's still too small to be overexposed, so let's forget about long-term contracts.

After checking the script, the backstage director looked at the time, then signaled the host and guests to stand up, and the staff turned on the machine to start the live broadcast.

Yes, this show was broadcast live, so that when the supporters asked some hot topics, those artists and management companies didn't have time to operate, and those topics were deleted afterwards.

Seeing that the cameraman had already made an OK gesture, the three hosts of the show immediately faced the camera and smiled and said: "Hello everyone, welcome to watch the hilarious monster show on time at this time, today we are honored to present you A few special guests have been invited."

Qu Wei, the oldest among the three hosts, made a gesture of invitation, allowing the photographer to smoothly transition the camera to the guest seats.

In a long shot, all the guests who were invited this time were included.

The cats and Ms. Etsuko who were sitting closest to the host were closely watched by the photographer, and when the camera caught them, they stayed for at least four or five seconds.

Then the camera returned to the host, and the three hosts who were already familiar with each other began to joke with each other.

After a few minutes of laying the groundwork, Da Fei in a black tuxedo took the lead and said: "Okay, since you come to our show, you should know our rules. This episode of our game is Truth or Dare. We have to answer the question once we have selected a guest. We must tell the truth, the ratings of our program are still very high, if we lie here, it will be very difficult to explain to everyone if we are found out in the future.”

What was originally a normal sentence, but under this Mr. Da Fei's winking and telling, how do you think we are funny.

Hearing the words, the guest seat couldn't help laughing out loud, and Da Fei immediately said to the assistant, "Okay, everyone has already agreed. Now let's invite our beautiful assistant to use the first round of the game." Bring the props that arrive to everyone."

The glamorously dressed assistant gave the props that will be used in the first round of the game to the guests with a smile.

Xu Jie, who was sitting on the special elevated seat, suddenly had a very bad feeling when he saw the things placed in front of him, because the lady assistant brought over some balloons that hadn't been blown up.

Da Fei, the host standing on the outermost side, picked up a shriveled balloon and said, "Our first game today is to blow up balloons. The balloons given to everyone on the table are all the same size. , everyone picked up the balloon and blew it vigorously until the balloon exploded. When the rest of the balloons were blown up, the last one was still intact. Sorry, you are going to answer my question. Be a guest Shout out to yourself, you cannot be replaced by others.”

Xu Jie's face changed slightly when he heard this, because the mouth structure of cats makes it impossible for them to complete tasks like blowing up balloons.

And that guy Da Fei, when he said the last sentence just now, his eyes swept over here intentionally or unintentionally, obviously pointing to something.

If Xu Jie still can't understand that this game is aimed at them deliberately, then it is really stupid.

No matter what Xu Jie thinks, Da Fei starts counting down from 3, 2, 1 after finishing talking about the rules.

As the number 1 fell, the rest of the guests, who didn't want to be questioned by the venomous host, started to act quickly, picking up the balloons in front of them one after another, puffing up their cheeks and blowing them vigorously.

Xu Jie stared at the balloon in front of him with cat eyes, tried to hold it in his mouth and blew it a few times, but all of it came out from around the gap between his teeth, showing no intention of getting into the balloon at all.

Changing a position, Cihuamao tried to bite the balloon in its mouth tighter, but it didn't expect that the tiger teeth were too sharp, and it directly bit the balloon.

Now it's all right, there's no need to blow it at all.

A few minutes later, the balloons of the other guests exploded one after another. In the end, only Xu Jie and the cats failed to complete the game.

The three hosts walked over to check the completion of the game, and then Da Fei in a tuxedo said regretfully: "I'm really sorry, Teacher Dasheng, your balloon has died before it was blown up." It's broken, so according to the rules, you lose the first round of the game."

Xu Jie kept silent when he heard the words, Da Fei who was holding the reminder card looked down, then asked Fujimoto Etsuko with a smile: "Then Miss Etsuko, since the teachers can't open their mouths, I will trouble you with this question. Our question is, who are the two immediate parents of this very cute kitten?"

Etsuko Fujimoto, who had discussed with Xu Jie a long time ago, said calmly after hearing the words: "This kitten is the adopted son of the Great Sage. I'm afraid the kitten itself doesn't know the question you asked."

Tuanzi called Mimi, indicating that the cat knew who its parents were.

Upon hearing the sound, Miss Etsuko quickly picked up the kitten, put it on her face while waving its little paw with a silver chain and said, "Look, everyone, isn't our kitten beautiful? The chain on its paw was given by the Great Sage." I picked it, isn’t it pretty?”

The silver chains on the kitten's paws in front of the camera were shining, and the manufacturer's representatives who were also at the live broadcast scene smiled when they saw this.

Other winking guests saw the acronym on the chain and knew that the chain the kitten was wearing was provided by the sponsor, and hurriedly stood aside and couldn't stop praising it.

Dafei, whose topic was easily taken away, looked a little unhappy, but Etsuko was promoting for the sponsor, so he didn't dare to stop it.

This question was nimbly avoided by Etsuko's wit. Although Da Fei was somewhat unwilling, he had no choice but to return to his position and continue to host.

After laying the groundwork with other hosts, the show quickly entered the second game. The glamorous assistant quickly brought up the props for the second game.

Looking at the large piece of cream cake on the plate in front of him, Xu Jie can now be sure that these games are deliberately targeting their cats.

Seeing that piece of cream cake, Fujimoto Etsuko quit.

She ignored the hosts of Da Fei, but protested to the producer of the show: "Cats are not allowed to eat sweets casually, and you give cats cream cakes, which will cause a great burden to their bodies. Sorry everyone, as their temporary guardian, I cannot agree."

The program team is a little embarrassed to hear the words, but the request made by the guests is also reasonable. It is true that their program team was negligent when preparing the props.

The host is the oldest and the best-tempered, and Qu Wei, who has always played the role of peacemaker, immediately said upon seeing this: "Oh, the guy in charge of game props has never touched animals, and he has a relatively good understanding of the common sense of raising pets." Not much. In this way, the cats and cats don’t have to participate in this game, and they can cheer for the other guests with everyone, okay?”

Hearing this, Etsuko lowered her eyes and took a look at Dasheng and Dahei, and found that neither of them made a sound, so she knew that she agreed.

So the show continued, Da Fei announced the rules of the second game with a stiff smile on his face.

In fact, it is also very simple. The last guest who eats that piece of cake will answer the question.

This time, there were no cats to tell the truth, and the guests who didn't want to answer the questions acted more intensely than in the previous game.

In order to finish eating earlier, and for the effect of the show, some of these guys buried their faces on the plate, and gnawed with their eyes closed without changing their breath.

Some held the plate and stuffed it into their mouths vigorously, with creamy paste all over their faces, and one of them was so choked that he almost rolled his eyes.

The host, who had been prepared for this for a long time, immediately surrounded him, and while delivering water to the choked guest, he patted him on the back in concern.

Da Fei said that he cared about the guests, but poured all the water bottle in his hand on the gentleman's neck, and then wiped him while apologizing, which made the gentleman very embarrassed.

Xu Jie watched coldly from the side, knowing that the audience who watched this scene in front of the TV would definitely laugh out loud, and the ratings of this show during this period would definitely not be low.

The gentleman's complexion was flushed when he was teased, and he looked very painful, but the people around him were all smiling, as if it was very interesting to be able to see other people's embarrassment.

After finally swallowing the cake in his mouth, the guest who was teased not only didn't get angry, but instead cooperated with the movement of sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes, intending to make the effect better.

The moderators were very pleased with this, because although the gentleman lost, the questions asked were mild.

Xu Jie didn't believe that the gentleman who was teased like this wasn't angry, because just before he raised his head, his lips were pressed together very tightly.

Etsuko, who also saw that scene, took advantage of the camera to leave them and focus on that side, bowed her head and said to Xu Jie: "Because of the good effect of the program, the gentleman has always made a lot of announcements. He has a mother, a wife and two who are in school at home." children, I have to endure everything for them."

Hearing this, Xu Jie suddenly felt bored, and curled up on the chair.