we can't stop

After the finals, officials interviewed the contestants.

Huang Shu was beaming with joy: "My young master has already paid [-] yuan to become a super VIP of Three Kingdoms Killing, and my luck card is twice as much as others! Coupled with my superb card skills, how can I not enter the top eight?"

Official: I heard that there is a guy who bought all the skins for [-] yuan. Is this the guy?

Yin Zhengqi, with a humble attitude: "Well, although the top eight is not good, but fortunately, I have a substitute team. I am already very satisfied with this..."

Official: Didn't make any interviews for the top eight?Waste of emotion!Hurry up to the next one!

Yang Gongjin was still full of ideas: "The most exciting thing about fighting landlords is of course connecting yourself with the landlord with a chain of iron chains, and then attacking yourself with rattan armor!"

Official: ... Ning is a self-destructing truck?

Li Rui came out with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and everyone went up to him.

Huang Shu: "I can't see it! You can get No.6!"

Yang Gongjin: "What happened to your face?"

Li Rui, with a stiff smile: "I choose Guo Jia, my new teammate Wang Yi, the landlord is Zhang Chunhua, my teammate beat me up..."

Crowd: "..."

Yang Gongjin smiled forcedly: "Then what happened?"

Li Rui: "The farmers won."

Audience: "..." How unlucky did this landlord have to be beaten to death by Wang Yi and Guo Jia?

From ancient times to the present, the speech link at the beginning and end of large-scale events has always been inescapable.The contestants who stayed at the scene were forced to listen to the closing speech given by the old official after the game, and then they went back to their respective homes to find their mothers in the afterglow.

Xie Jiahang was absent for half the time and was deducted [-] points by Han Xiu. It is impossible for Xuchang Division Champion.In the last half an hour, He Tuhu's name rose steadily from the [-]th place, with a high score of [-], overwhelming Xie Jiahang's top spot.So far, the Beijing Masters, which lasted three months and three days of actual schedule, has come to an end.

Leng Gong occupied four of the eight main race places, and one of the four substitute places. In the words of the little girl: "Sometimes, a nest of snakes and rats and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon are synonymous."

In order to celebrate the victory of his companions, Liang Qi asked the imperial dining room for a lot of scraps and ingredients from other palaces. The three girls cleaned up a corner of the small courtyard of the cold palace, lit a bonfire and set up a barbecue grill, and the aroma of food came out after a while.Xie Jiahang injured his right hand, and was lying on the recliner with a thick gauze wrapped around his neck. He waved a folding fan with his left hand, and said to the busy four people: "That little maid, the one you are roasting, get a bunch of it."

A bunch of hot chicken gizzards were stuffed directly into his mouth, and Xie Jiahang jumped up from the recliner: "Ah, it's hot...what are you doing!" He covered his mouth with his hand and the wound was affected, "Ah, it hurts, it bursts again It's..."

His knee hit the reclining chair, and he fell to the ground with a snap, blood flowing like rivers, and he died.

The little servant girl helped him up and lay back down, nagging: "Young master hurt his leg, can't he walk by himself?" He was bandaged with medicine again, and the new medicine powder was immediately washed away by blood.

Xie Jiahang said: "It's not all to blame for that unruly princess. If it's not good to bite, I have to bite my radial artery. It's hard to stop the bleeding here. It's useless if you just tie it there. You have to use gauze to tie my arm near the heart. ..."

The little maid directly tied him together with his clothes, "It's the arm! I didn't ask you to tie my heart! Can you tie it to my bicep?"

The little maid blinked her eyes: "Give a two-headed chicken?"

A monster with two chicken heads appeared on the top of its head, flapping its wings: "clack..."

Xie Jiahang shattered her illusions with a punch, and grabbed the cloth strip: "I'll do it myself! Look after you... Hey, don't just look at me! Why is my hand tied tightly? Hurry up and help!"

Little maid: "..."

In the end is to watch or to get started?

The Lenggong is the most humane place in the entire harem. Everyone insists that what is mine is mine, and what is mine is still mine.

There was not enough firewood in reserve, Xie Jiahang and Yang Gongjin rushed to add firewood, and the tongue of flames rose three feet high in an instant, Yang Shuhui shot each of them on the head: "Idiot! What are you doing so fast! It's all burnt! Here, yourselves eat!"

As soon as Yin Zhengqi came back, he went into the room to pack new painting tools, and poked his head out after a while: "Where is my recliner?"

With grilled white mushroom stuffed in his mouth, Xie Jiahang waved the wooden strip on his hand: "So the deck chair belongs to you, we just dismantled it..."

Yin Zhengqi screamed and rushed towards the bonfire, but it was too late, the back and legs of the chair were burned beyond recognition in the raging flames.

Seeing him downcast, Xie Jiahang comforted him, "Don't be sad, this is your pillow..." Handed him one hand, and patted his shoulder with the other, "Oh! My wound is open again!"

Yin Zhengqi still had a bit of a temper on his face.Yang Gongjin's phoenix eyes stared at him, and he immediately silenced his flag. Yang Gongjin stretched out his hand again, and he obediently handed over a bunch of assorted fresh vegetables.

Xie Jiahang cast a curious look: "Why does he listen to you so much?"

Yang Gongjin looked indifferent: "I have something against him."

"What handle?"

Yang Gongjin threw the stick far away, "Here, go and pick it up." After Yin Zhengqi ran away, he turned to Xie Jiahang, smiled and said, "He is fascinated, raped, and I..."

Xie Jiahang's eyes widened: That kid seems submissive, yet he has such a heroic deed?

Yang Gongjin continued: "...Attempted."

"……"cut.

Those nympho maids only heard half of the gossip, they only heard that Shao Jinqi had advanced to the final of the Beijing Masters, but they didn't know that he had given up his spot to someone else.The congratulatory flowers were piled up in a pile at the gate of the courtyard, and there was even a concubine of Han Xiu who hadn't been summoned for 800 years, dressed up beautifully, and brought two pots of wine with a twist, and her whole body was softly attached to Shao Jinqi: "Shao Lang, tonight..."

Yang Shuhui picked out a flower and put it in Lu Xinyu's hair. She has black hair and red flowers, and she is more delicate than flowers.

Lu Xinyu reached out to take it off, but Yang Shuhui held her down and asked Xie Jiahang, "Does it look good?"

"it's beautiful."

Shao Jinqi dismissed the imperial concubine who burned herself because she hadn't had a chance to be a horse for too long, and Yang Shuhui asked him with a smile: "Does Xinyu look good dressed like this?"

"it's beautiful."

Yang Shuhui said in distaste: "Why do you men have such a lack of vocabulary? You only know how beautiful you are when you talk about it, and our Xinyu is obviously like that..." She looked up and down at Lu Xinyu, looked left and right, and squeezed out dryly. One word, "good looking."

Shao Jinqi scolded with a smile: "You little girl who only knows how to look good, what qualifications do you have to say about us?"

He keeps a straight face all day long, and even if he occasionally shows a few smiles, it's fake enough to be seen by the naked eye.Yang Shuhui took Lu Xinyu to find Yang Gongjin, who was forcing Yin Zhengqi to eat up all the charred skewers.Xie Jiahang sat next to Shao Jinqi, "Why did you give me the place in the final?"

Shao Jinqi took a sip of wine, lowered his head and said: "It's nothing. I feel that going out of the palace will not be better than staying here."

Although he said so, the expression on his face clearly showed unwillingness.

After drinking for three rounds, the moon is on the top of the banyan tree.

A white and slender hand patted Xie Jiahang's shoulder, Xie Jiahang turned his head, his eyes were misty, and saw a beautiful young man wearing stars Dai Yue smiled at him: "%￥@#&..."

"Ah?" He picked out his ear, "What did you say?"

"Your Majesty sent you to his bedroom."

"what?"

"Your Majesty sent you to his bedroom."

"You--say--what--" Xie Jiahang put his left hand to his ear as if listening, "Hello? Hello? I'm sorry that the wind is too strong and I can't hear you clearly. The signal here is not good, so I hung up... ..."

It seems that this guy just pretended not to hear because he didn't want to go.The corner of Yang Gongjin's mouth twitched, and he held his ear and shouted: "Your Majesty! I told you to go to his bedroom!"

The moon and stars are scarce, and the black magpies fly south.Two figures held the palace lantern and dragged a person along the road.

One of them still had a conscience, with a worried expression on his face: "Aren't we becoming Han Xiu's... lackeys? How can we explain to him when he wakes up?"

Han Xiu No. [-] lackey glanced sideways at No. [-] lackey: "Let's talk when he wakes up."

"..."

After a while, Minion No. [-]'s conscience was condemned again: "How long will it take you to slap him before he wakes up? Will Han Xiu take advantage of his unconsciousness...to rape him?"

No. [-] running dog rolled his eyes: "Usually I think you look like a man, how come you are a mother-in-law at this time? Which of us was relegated to the cold palace because of the disgust of that impotence monster?"

Running Dog No. [-] had to admit: "Only Xie Jiahang."

"If you do things for the people above, you should watch less, ask less and talk less!"

"Then, let's pick him up tomorrow morning..."

Before he finished speaking, Yang Gongjin stopped him, "Where is your loyalty? How can you come to pick him up tomorrow morning?"

Han Xiu's frightening expression appeared in his mind, and Huang Shu felt sorry for him: "You should be more thoughtful, in case he is half-dead by Han Xiu...then we will wait until the third watch..."

Yang Gongjin continued: "He has his own feet, and he wants us to pick them up? Crazy!"

Huang Shu: "..."

Xie Jiahang opened his eyes with a faint fragrance in his nose, and the severe dull pain in the back of his neck made him realize that the palm that Yang Gongjin gave him before he passed out was not an illusion caused by drinking too much.

Well, Yang Gongjin, you actually plotted against me!He gritted his teeth and got up, his back hurt (he was dragged all the way), his legs were stiff (he was dragged all the way by his feet), and the back of his head hurt like a sap (his head hit the steps on the way to the bedroom) .Even if these two people put him on the bed, it's fine, but they just threw him on the ground and ignored it, damn it!

"woke up?"

A shadow was cast in front of him, Xie Jiahang looked up, and saw His Majesty's 360-degree handsome face with no dead ends above his head, smiling but not smiling.

The resentment towards Yang Gongjin and Huang Shu dissipated immediately, but luckily they threw him on the ground instead of putting him on the bed, otherwise the current scene would have become——

He woke up slowly with a "wow", his butterfly-like eyelashes trembled slightly, and his body was full of discomfort.Han Xiu stood by the bed with a gentle smile, leaned down and asked him in a low voice: "Are you awake?"

This is too gay!