we can't stop

Fortunately, Han Xiu didn't act according to the dirty thoughts in his head, but condescended, kicked Xie Jiahang and said, "Come over and eat something when you wake up."

Eh?

Xie Jiahang felt his head hurting.His Majesty the Emperor took so much trouble to get him to the bedroom in the middle of the night just to feed him?Normal people use their toes to know that it must not be that simple.

He got up and looked, and there were actually very rich food on the table, bird's nest, pigeon, lotus seed soup, tea tree mushroom ribs soup, goji berry fish fillet porridge, coriander loofah and shrimp pot... a variety of colors.

Han Xiu was leaning on the couch and flipping through a book. Xie Jiahang noticed with sharp eyes that his right hand hidden under the sleeve was also wrapped in gauze, and a flash of light flashed in his mind.Although the inspiration was fleeting and he couldn't catch it, he could still tell that it was a Hongmen Banquet.

He smiled and said, "Your Majesty won't eat?"

Han Xiu didn't answer, but raised his eyes and smiled: "I heard that there was a celebration banquet in Lenggong today, did you drink a lot?"

Xie Jiahang said tremblingly, "Yes."

"The food in the cold palace is not good. You should eat more. I don't like others wasting food. If you can't finish it..."

Xie Jiahang swallowed.

"Then take a break and continue eating until you finish eating."

"..."

Xie Jiahang never knew that enjoying a table of delicious food alone could be so painful.

The red candle was dim, and the shadow of the candle flickered slightly. He mechanically stuffed it into his mouth one mouthful at a time, tasted like chewing wax.Looking up secretly, the book in Han Xiu's hand didn't move a single page, and he was looking at him with a smile, boom!The horror of this scene was higher than anything Xie Jiahang had experienced before, thunder and lightning flashed through his mind.

There is poison in the soup and porridge, and His Majesty the Emperor is finally going to kill him after witnessing him urinating in the lotus pond in the Imperial Garden and the eldest princess on the spot? !

But he has eaten it for so long and still hasn't died of poison...could it be a drug?Or... □□? !Could it be that this dead bisexual wants to fascinate and rape him first. Rape. Then. Kill...

It has to be said that in some respects, the brain circuits of the two straight men, Xie Jiahang and Huang Shu, have reached an astonishing consistency.

Xie Jiahang is gone forever.For two whole days, the little servant girl was so anxious that four or five blisters rose from her mouth, but she was very soft-spoken and had no contacts in the palace, so she couldn't do anything.She regarded Yang Gongjin and Huang Shu as murderers, asked Yin Zhengqi for Huang Shu's portrait, and drove a nail into it every other hour to curse him to die.

Huang Shu was furious: "Why am I the only one injured?!"

Little maid: "Because Mr. Yin said he didn't have a portrait of Mr. Yang on hand..."

"Fart! At the fastest time, Sihuahua could hand in three finished skin pictures a day, and the finished pictures are not drafts, big sister! It took him less than a quarter of an hour to draw a picture of Yang Gongjin!"

The little maid said coldly: "But Mr. Yang is a broken sleeve, is it useful to curse him to lose his children and grandchildren?"

Huang Shu: "..."

It made sense, but he couldn't refute it.

"What to do, what to do, is there any way to find out about Mr. Xie?"

The little maid was in a hurry, Yang Gongjin leaned against the door frame to watch the show, she rushed up to accuse him, but was choked back: "Didn't Han Xiu reward Xie Jiahang with a box of gold and silver? If you want to inquire about the news, you can bribe him with gold and silver." The people around him. Oh, but he doesn't like court ladies or eunuchs, and there is only a dead eunuch beside him."

"You said it lightly! Who doesn't know that Mr. Xie and the dead eunuch were beaten to death for favor? How could the dead eunuch be bribed with a little money?"

Yang Gongjin was very calm: "It's impossible for Xie Jiahang to have something wrong, whether it's his head or his butt."

Both heads looked over at the same time.

The little maid took the lead and retorted: "Nonsense! The emperor used to favor Young Master Xie, but there is no news from Young Master Xie, so he must not be able to get out of bed again!"

Yang Gongjin sneered: "Favour? The kind that does three thousand sit-ups a night?"

"..."

Huang Shu followed closely, and retorted: "Nonsense! It's all your fault for not letting me pick up Xie Jiahang. He must have been locked up with a broken leg, and he can't even crawl back!"

Yang Gongjin crossed his arms and said, "Based on what I know about Han Xiu, he never likes to make the scene too ugly, and usually uses methods to kill people without blood. That person has a small mind and a serious cleanliness. You should stay away from it in the future." It's better for him to be far away."

"..." Huang Shu was thoughtful, "Why do you know so much about him?"

Yang Gongjin lowered his head and did not speak.Those phoenix eyes seemed to contain many inexplicable things, but also seemed to contain nothing, and everything was blown away by a gust of wind.

The atmosphere suddenly became very strange, very strange.

Huang Shu moved to Yin Zhengqi's side in small steps, and whispered, "Hey, why does Yang Gongjin look like a story?"

Strictly speaking, Yin Zhengqi can be regarded as one of Yang Gongjin's countless stories.

"Could it be that he and the emperor are... old lovers?"

Huang Shu's tone was gossip, his attitude was seeking knowledge, and his partner was easy to talk to, and he thought he was having a very friendly discussion.Unexpectedly, Yin Zhengqi, who was very talkative, changed his face, turned around and entered the room, and slammed the door with a "bang".

"..." It's the other way around!Give him a look at one or two!baffling!

If you want to say who in the cold palace has the most connections in the harem, it is definitely Shao Jinqi.At noon, a little court lady risked her life to bring good news from the emperor's bedroom: "Young Master Xie will be back soon."

The little maid was overjoyed: "Really? That's great!" She immediately switched to the loving mother mode, "Has he eaten yet? I'll cook some porridge for him... Has the emperor scolded him? Oh, he admits to bed, if he doesn't rest well What should I do? Oh, I'm going to cook the porridge first..."

Regarding this news, Yang Gongjin was noncommittal.

On the contrary, Young Master Huang was keenly aware that Shao Jinqi's attitude towards this court lady was very different from those court ladies who were usually courteous, so he rarely became vigilant: "Which palace are you from? How come I haven't seen you before?"

The little maid replied: "I am the maid of Empress Xiao of Lianbi Palace."

Lianbi Palace, from the name, you can tell that the pair of concubines Xiao sisters live in it.

They were also shortlisted for the national competition's substitute list. Although they do not have a place for the main competition, they can also participate in training with the eight main competition players.

Young Master Huang suddenly realized: "Oh, it's them."

Yang Gong would like to add: "They are two of the six boats that Mr. Shao is riding on."

Young master Huang suddenly realized again on the basis of suddenly realizing: "Oh~ it's them~"

Shao Jinqi: "..."

Under Xie Jiahang's suggestion, the largest Lu's Garment Factory in Beijing released a new batch of Three Kingdoms Killing Generals cosplay samples according to Yin Zhengqi's pattern.

The characters in Yin Zhengqi's paintings have a distinct style. The female characters are inspired by the protruding Lu Xinyu and the petite Yang Shuhui, showing obvious polarization in terms of bust and maturity.The male characters are all inspired by the beautiful boy Yang Gongjin, so the talented and counselors he paints have a romantic figure and affectionate eyebrows, and the generals also have a handsome and suave appearance, with smooth lines and not too rough.

After the samples were ready, as a token of gratitude, Lu Xinyu asked someone to leave a set of clothes that were not too exaggerated and revealing for Xie Jiahang, and shipped them back to the palace with the others.Miss Lu always smiles at everyone, and she is very popular in the harem. Even the most ordinary court ladies will greet her when they see her: "Missy has returned to the palace?"

"Yeah. Are you also shipping things?"

The palace maid lifted the white cloth covering the thing with a bitter face.

Lu Xinyu didn't look at it, but was startled when she saw it, it turned out to be the half-dead Xie Jiahang! "Master Xie? Are you, are you still alive?"

Xie Jiahang lifted his eyelids feebly, "@￥#&...it's not human at all...I'm fed all the fucking soup and water, and I'm not allowed to go to the toilet, and I can't sleep for 24 hours...I'm doing it. He. Mother ! Keke..."

The whites of his eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes, his face was haggard and haggard, and the wounds scratched by Princess Changping on his neck formed a mess of scars.Lu Xinyu grabbed his hand and said, "Calm down, his mother is not something you can do if you want."

He raised his head and commanded the maids: "Put him on my cart!"

Historically, all concubines in the harem had monthly quotas, and even in the cold palace, the court expenses included food and lodging.

Xie Jiahang has always felt that the harem is like a nightclub opened by the emperor himself, where he can pick and choose as he goes.It is known that the men and women in the harem of the Wei State all eat rice and have no physical relationship with Han Xiu. Isn't that equivalent to Han Xiu raising a lot of idlers who only eat but don't practice?

If the thinking is a little more divergent, the harem of the Wei State is rounded up to a welfare institution.

The more Xie Jiahang thought about it, the more he lost money: "Does that guy also do such a loss-making business?"

Since Han Xiu suffered a loss last time, his address to His Majesty the Emperor has completely assimilated with everyone in the Leng Palace. When there are other people around, he calls him "that guy", and when they are all his own people, he calls him "impotence monster". , "Impotent impotence" to hang on the mouth.

After he came back, he lay in his room for three days without love, and all the training of the Xuchang team was skipped.Fortunately, there are no competitions until all the state teams arrive in Beijing. Recently, it is just a daily discussion between the twelve contestants.

It is inconvenient for outsiders in the team to enter the palace, and the training location is set in a private manor outside the palace. Master Huang heard that his precious son was lucky enough to be shortlisted for the national competition, and spent a lot of money to build it. Due to the tight schedule, the construction has not yet been fully completed.

Butcher He was busy slaughtering pigs, so he took several days off.Although he didn't say anything, Xie Jiahang could see that everyone was a little bit embarrassed by this strong man with a backstage.It just so happened that he wasn't there, and everyone played board games in the name of training against the dust of construction, and they couldn't think of leaving.

Xiao Lanyu hung up the lightning, and said in surprise: "Oh, don't you know? The monthly rules of our Wei State Harem Palace are calculated according to the number of times His Majesty spends the night in each palace."

Xie Jiahang had never heard of it: "Huh?" What kind of strange algorithm is this?

Xiao Shuyun pursed her mouth: "If it doesn't count that way, how can anyone be willing to show him a horse all night? They don't have to worry about food and clothing, and they have to rush to make money. Are you an idiot?"

"..." It seems to be the reason.

Could it be that those who couldn't earn the chance to spend the night with Han Xiu did so at their own expense? !

Yang Gongjin said: "That's right, everyone in the harem is from a wealthy family, and they are not short of money. Have you seen any concubines who were born poor and have nothing? If the family is poor, it's better to be an ordinary court lady." , work and get paid.”

"Ah..." Xie Jiahang suddenly realized.It turns out that this is the reason why no maids in the harem of the Wei State have ever tried to climb the dragon bed.In all fairness, Han Xiu's money settlement method is quite advanced, can it be regarded as distribution according to work?