we can't stop

Somehow, Xie Jiahang made such a farce. In short, Xie Jiahang stood in front of the emperor, showed his face in front of Empress Dowager He and Princess Changping, and even sat at the final poker table.

The final competition system is Three Kingdoms Fighting Landlords, one landlord and two peasants.All three people are issued three initial general cards, which are called points in turn.If you get a good landlord and general, you will be confident with three points, otherwise you will become the landlord with the highest score. The landlord can get two additional general cards, and each player has three chances to change generals and three luck cards per game.The landlord can draw one more card for one more kill each round, and the upper limit of physical strength is increased by one.

Originally, 60 people just made up enough twenty tables to start at the same time, but when the landlord is lucky, the landlord directly kills two peasants in seconds. It is not unlucky to fight a protracted battle of more than ten or twenty rounds. The opponents rotate all the time. , two byes at the beginning did not have much impact on the game.

The bottom score is three hundred, and there is an hourglass on the table. If the hourglass is completed and the battle is not over, the landlord will be judged to be victorious.

Xie Jiahang revealed the hole cards of the three generals, and two strangers sat opposite them.He was absent-minded in the line, his eyes drifted left and right, looking for beautiful women in the finals, but as soon as he sat on the poker table, his laziness suddenly subsided, and his every move and eyebrow raised showed the demeanor of a master—using Huang Shu In other words, it is pretentious.

Personal status in face-to-face killing can also affect the game.He carefully studied his opponent's expression, swiped the folding fan and shook it, and grabbed a three-point chip: "My name is the landlord."

Before time travel, Xie Jiahang participated in offline competitions as the anchor of Three Kingdoms Killing.The feeling of live online killing is very different from that of offline killing. You can call up the record of the cards played online at any time to check, while face-to-face killing requires higher memory and control of the opponent's hand card type and deck structure.He is used to playing net kills in live broadcasts, and he will inevitably make mistakes when he first started playing offline games.

——"The Harvest Harvest just now, what card is he holding? Do you want to play this wine kill? If you can't kill... Forget it, if it's a man, just go hard!"

People take it brightly.

——"Huh? Shang Jiahuogong just looked at the card in the fifth position. What suit is it? Hearts? No, it seems to be diamonds..."

Other bright spades.

——"There are not many cards left in the deck. Are there any kills left? If I check and balance all the kills in my hand, will I stop killing? It shouldn't be so..."

Congratulations, two peaches and three kills are exchanged for six flashes.

There were many mistakes and omissions, and there was a lot of scolding on the Internet: "Funny anchor, I can do it myself."

"Isn't that right, sir? He is a clear card, can you remember this wrong?"

"That's it? That's it?"

"Enter a [-]% off water bottle to encourage streamers."

……

Xie Jiahang, a well-known Three Kingdoms Killer anchor on the xx platform, has millions of popularity, and won the Three Kingdoms Killer Offline All-Star Game Eighth, National War, and Happy Doubles.

How he survived those dark days and regained the courage to sit at the poker table, only he knows.

Shao Jinqi shut himself in the room and didn't come out. Yang Shuhui knocked on the door for a long time, and he replied muffledly: "You guys go, I'm not in the mood."

Yang Shuhui spread her hands towards Lu Xinyu who was behind her ╮(╯▽╰)╭: "The child is probably useless, let's go, the competition is about to start. Li Rui is only good at the national war, and he mainly chooses four The harm will definitely not be a good death..."

Lu Xinyu said, "Let's go."

"Wait a minute!" Shao Jinqi's voice suddenly sounded in the room, and Yang Shuhui kicked the door: "Change your mind later, you are a woman! Crazy, I will count to twenty and you will die if you don't come out!"

Twenty, nineteen, eighteen... Ding ding bang bang, Shao Jinqi hurriedly put on his clothes and tidied them up properly, looked in the mirror, wiped his sickly face and held the door frame with one hand, Make a pose that you think is handsome: "Good morning~"

Yang Shuhui twisted his ear and dragged it out: "Xinyu! Wait for us!"

The three of them slipped into the competition site from the exclusive passage in the harem, and the competition had already started.Yang Shuhui looked around the venue, pointing to one of the tables: "Xie Jiahang is there!"

Shao Jinqi looked in one direction in a daze, she tugged at Shao Jinqi's sleeve, "Let's go! Don't you want to see if he can advance to your spot if he takes your place?"

Mr. Shao opened his mouth wide and stretched out his finger: "Look there."

Yang Shuhui looked at the past. Every time a game ended, the players went to the official in charge to register the points together. Three points called the landlord's game and two peasants won [-] points each. The points of each farmer are reduced by [-], and so on.As the game progressed, the points and ranking announcement results of the players were constantly refreshed, and the two soldiers ran up and down to modify the data——

Xie Jiahang's name is firmly ranked first on the list, surpassing No.2 by [-] points.

"Huang Shu and Yang Gongjin are both ranked in the top eight, um, Huang Shu fell to ninth..." Yang Shuhui looked up all the names she knew, "Xie Jiahang won another one thousand and eight! Can our Leng Gong A Xuchang champion?"

Shao Jinqi crossed his arms and snorted, "Was that kid so good before?"

Lu Xinyu smiled without saying a word.

Princess Changping also felt incredible.She tried her best to squeeze Xie Jiahang down, but she didn't expect him to kill him again.She sneered and sneered at the officials in charge five or six times, and soon after the game started, she came near Xie Jiahang.

Hmph, she wants to see how this bastard advances.

In the impression of Princess Changping, Xie Jiahang has always only played the game of fighting for eight people, and lying down and winning in the rebel team.Before the last Tri-Congress League, Xie Jiahang had some shit luck, relying on his teammates all the way to the top eight in the Xuchang Division.If it wasn't for the dead eunuch who got in the way of getting him down, he might have made it to the main match of the national competition.

As soon as the Beijing Masters was held again this year, she immediately ran to Han Xiu, served tea and water, squeezed her shoulders and beat her legs to listen to the wind, and asked him to set the events as National War and Fighting the Landlord, which Xie Jiahang never played. Especially the mode that focuses on the player's personal ability.

Xie Jiahang raised his folding fan to cover Princess Changping's scorching eyes, and opened his general card behind the folding fan.

Qun Zhao Yun, Wu Cheng, Lu Zhi.

He grabbed the chips and threw them in the middle of the poker table: "Three points are called landlords."

Princess Changping glanced at the general cards of the three people, and looked at Xie Jiahang with a wicked smile. Her complacency was too blatant. Xie Jiahang used three times in a row to change the general card, and in the end, three marks were exchanged for three marks.Normally, he would have stabbed Princess Changping with words, but at the poker table, he was surprisingly well-mannered, shaking the folding fan with a calm expression, making it impossible to see his thoughts.

But Shao Jinqi couldn't stand it anymore, so he secretly stretched out his foot and slapped Princess Changping!Tripped on a big horse.

Yang Shuhui laughed, and Lu Xinyu also pursed her lips and smiled.Princess Changping was helped up by the maid. Her nose was swollen and her hair was messy. She stared at her: "Who? Who tripped me!" With a glance, Yang Shuhui put on a straight face. Shao Jinqi... this dead stallion is not easy to mess with , only Lu Xinyu still had a smile on her face, and it was too late to put it away, and her figure was so hot that it made people angry. She was furious and grabbed Lu Xinyu's skirt, "Are you a bitch!"

"Ah?" Miss Lu was shot while lying down, she quickly waved her hands and shook her head, "I didn't..."

How can Princess Changping listen to her to tell the difference, even if it wasn't for her, she would kill a chicken to show the monkey, grabbed her hair and pulled it hard: "Dare to trip this princess! If this princess doesn't show you some color, you won't know if you messed it up." What is the end of the offender!"

Landlords and peasants each turned their faces.

Qun Zhao Yun vs Huang Zhong + Cao Chun =?

Both farmers restrained him, how can we fight this round?Xie Jiahang was trying to find an excuse to escape in a legitimate way, when there happened to be a fight beside him.With a smile on his face, he dropped the cards in his hand and rushed into the battle: "Lu Xinyu, don't be afraid! I'll help you! Come on, Princess Changping is bullying and beating the contestants..."

Confucius said: Only women and villains are difficult to raise.Fighting with a woman is like hurting the enemy one thousand and self-defeating eighty thousand, let alone such a fierce and unreasonable woman as Princess Changping.

Ten seconds into the battle, Xie Jiahang not only received two unceremonious slaps on the face, but also scratched several bloodstains on his neck by Princess Changping's fingernails that hadn't been cut in months.After 3 minutes into the battle, Princess Changping caught sight of him and scratched and scratched. Xie Jiahang grabbed her arm, but she bit her wrist and bled profusely. If the empress dowager hadn't been furious and the emperor came in person, the chaos would probably continue .

The shame of the royal family cannot be publicized, and several people involved quickly evacuated the scene and went to the next door palace.

The little maid bandaged Xie Jiahang's wound with tears in her eyes, and kept asking him if it hurt.Princess Changping threw herself into the arms of the emperor's brother in tears, distorting the facts and telling the truth about the dead. Hearing the veins twitch on Shao Jinqi's forehead, the young master rushed up and kicked the woman as soon as he got angry.

Lu Xinyu hurriedly stopped him: "What are you doing? Beat his sister in front of the impotence monster?"

Han Xiu flew over with a vague glance, and Shao Jinqi made several angry crosses on his forehead, suppressing his anger: "If it weren't for me, I never beat women..." He kicked a pillar to vent his anger.

In fact, the back of Xie Jiahang's hand only looked bloody, and the injury was not very serious.Princess Changping confuses black and white, and he is also eloquent and does his part. Who wouldn't sell miserably?What's more, it was obvious that he was even more embarrassed, and the blood dripping from his hands and neck was the ironclad proof!He ignored Princess Changping's fiery gaze, and said he was alive and dead. His companions cast admiring glances at him, and the little maid was so sad that she even wiped her tears.

Han Xiu grabbed his hand and glanced at it, then asked with a half-smile, "Does it hurt?"

"Uh……"

Xie Jiahang didn't decide whether to answer very painful, especially painful or super painful, so Han Xiu pinched his wound hard.The pain made his face turn white and the gauze turn red, and he blurted out a cry of pain.

Han Xiu smiled gently at him: "Don't continue the game if it hurts. Anyway, I have seen your points, and it is enough to be in the top eight, isn't it?"

Xie Jiahang had to admit that Han Xiu's smile was like melting ice and snow, iron trees blooming, and the spring breeze in the south of the Yangtze River wandering among the willow branches in February-it looks good, but there are scissors hidden in the wind, and there is something chilling in Han Xiu's smile. Something that chills down the spine.

He bit the bullet and asked, "Then the round I just had..."

Han Xiu gave him an angry look: "Which round?"

"..." Xie Jiahang shuddered reflexively, "It was the round I didn't finish when I acted bravely."

That's right, it was obvious that he couldn't win, so he followed the wind and looked for a chance to escape the round on the spot.

"Oh~" Han Xiu dragged his voice, and Princess Changping gathered his strength for a long time and wanted to interrupt to say something, but he shrunk his neck again and turned into a background board at a glance, "Although you left before the end of the fight, it was because of an accident. Excuse me..."

Xie Jiahang's eyes lit up: "The points..."

Han Xiu, there is no room for negotiation: "minus [-] points."

Xie Jiahang: "..."

After Han Xiu left, Shao Jinqi said to Yang Shuhui: "If he smiles for a second longer, I can't help but kneel down."

Yang Shuhui pointed to the corner.Shao Jinqi saw that the little maid had fallen to her knees on the ground, shaking like chaff.

"..."

This story tells us that most impotent men are psychopathic and cannot be provoked. ╮(╯▽╰)╭