we can't stop

Ever since Xie Jiahang was thrown into the cold palace, the little maid's hair has been falling out very fast.

In the past, she was just a maid brought by Xie Jiahang from Xie's house. She only needed to serve her Mr. Xie, but now she had to wipe the buttocks of eight other people from time to time.

The group of people in Lenggong are all handsome and beautiful, but they are really out of gold and jade.

Young Master Huang is a good example.

Mr. Huang is a very face-saving person, and the most annoying thing is that others say that the Huang family is an upstart who has no connotation and riches for only three generations.Worried that his son would become a semi-literate man who could only play cards, he found five or six cultural teachers for his precious son since he was a child.From astronomy and geography down to the national economy and the people's livelihood, he vowed to educate this son in the direction of both literary skills, morality and skill.

As it turned out, he was right to be worried.

Huang Shu took out a general card and said contemptuously: "Liang Qi, how did you design it? Is Jiexiahouchun much better than Biaoxiahouchun? It was rubbish before, but it's still rubbish after changing it!"

Xie Jiahang corrected him: "It's Xiahou Dun, not Xiahou Chun."

"I still prefer Ma Ji's initial skill combination, the heart war and the one with tears..."

Xie Jiahang raised his forehead: "It's Ma Di (su), not Ma Ji."

"In those years when there were no fancy expansion packs, Gou and Diaochan were typical strong players!"

"It's Xun Yu! Xun Yu! Not Gouhe!"

Huang Shu: "Impossible! I have been saying this since I was a child, and no husband has ever corrected me!"

"How did they teach you?"

Huang Shu: "They are all well-known literati in Xuchang. They often say to me, have you finished copying today's words? Haven't you finished copying? It's okay, go play cards, and just finish copying before the end of this life!"

Xie Jiahang: "..."

What kind of teachers did Mr. Huang invite?

It is said that women like handsome and rich men of the opposite sex. Young Master Huang once enjoyed the pinnacle of life surrounded by beauties. The pastry has become a rotten egg that everyone hates. Xu Chang, from the age of 50 to the age of 15, would take a detour when he saw him.

Shao Jinqi also came from a family of wealthy businessmen like him. If Young Master Huang is the extreme of a straight steel man, then Mr. Shao is the other extreme.

Shao Jinqi is a playboy who plays games in the world, is best at attracting bees and attracting butterflies, and has sweet words at his fingertips. It is said that before entering the palace, he has maintained a stable relationship with at most six official ladies at the same time.

Later, the matter of stepping on six boats was exposed, and he was severely beaten by his father and locked up at home.The printing card factory and the royal family wanted a political marriage, and the only daughter of the Shao family shook her head with tears all over her face and refused to enter the palace, no matter what her parents said, it was useless.

The two elders were debating whether they should knock their daughter unconscious and tie them up and bring them into the palace. The eldest young master Shao Jinqi kicked open the door, announcing angrily: "Me! I want to enter the palace instead of my sister!"

Papa Shao almost vomited blood: "What did you say?! You rebellious son! Do you think it's fun to enter the palace!"

邵母照着他的脑袋就是一通乱揍：“死小子胡说八道些什么！老邵家就你这么一个儿子，你就算要娶一个男人我们都认了，进了后宫就出不来了你知道have no idea!"

His parents beat, scolded, cried and persuaded him, Shao Jinqi had made up his mind, and even Shao Xiaomei was shocked and rushed to apologize to her brother, but Shao Jinqi just refused to let go: "No one persuades me! I want to enter the palace!"

Shao Jinqi wore an ill-fitting wedding dress with a hijab on her head and was carried into the palace. The Shao residence was full of guests, and there were faces everywhere who came to congratulate her. Only the second boss of the Shao family had a face, as if everyone owed them a hundred and eighty Ten thousand.

Fortunately, except for Shao Jinqi who was forced to do [-] sit-ups on the wedding night, and was so tired that his back hurt and he lay in bed for a whole day the next day, Han Xiu never called him again.Knowing that the dead eunuch was going to frame him, he even secretly helped him, and he packed up his bed and lived in the cold palace.

Good Leng Gong!Without the oppression of the emperor, without the restraint of his parents, and without looking at the face of the old queen mother, Mr. Shao completely let himself go, relying on that handsome face to seduce the court ladies everywhere. Every day, dozens of nympho little palace ladies came to visit him in the cold palace. , give him gifts, pass on news, and be courteous, except that you can't use real swords and guns, and don't live too much.

Speaking of being unable to get out after entering the harem, there are no absolutes in the world, and there is still a way to do it - that is to get the qualification to join the Three National Alliance in the national competition.However, this road is only theoretical, and the operability is not high. There will be a few pitifully few places in each harem, but very few people can really stand out.

This year the Masters will be held again, and the people of Xuchang have no threshold to participate. It is impossible for Shao Jinqi not to be tempted.

People in the harem who are a bit cautious are all out, no matter how tall, handsome and powerful Han Xiu is, going to bed at night will only make men do sit-ups, what's the use of women practicing one-stroke horses?Is it human to live such a life when it is not my turn to go to bed to be happy, but it is my turn to go to bed like mourning and concubine examination?

Officials read out the shortlist from palace to palace, and as long as they saw where that figure appeared, they would know which palace had entered the final.

The little servant girl ran over in a hurry: "Here he is! He is walking towards the cold palace!"

Everyone was waiting eagerly, Huang Shu chatted with Shao Jinqi: "This young master must be on the list. How about you, Mr. Shao? Your father is looking forward to the stars and the moon and looking forward to your coming out of the palace. Can you arrange it for you?"

Shao Jinqi said lazily: "It doesn't matter, I have a good time here..."

In fact, he had been singing a song in his heart for a long time. Back then, he would marry in place of his younger sister when he was in a hurry. Now, of course, he must seize the opportunity given by God!

The officials unfolded the list and read them one by one.Even though they already had a good idea of ​​whether they could advance during the competition, Huang Shu, Li Rui, Yang Gongjin, Yin Zhengqi and others were relieved when they heard their name.

After reading everything, Shao Jinqi's face turned pale, and Xie Jiahang grabbed the official's shoulder and shook it back and forth: "You read it again, are you sure you didn't miss anyone? You read it again, you read it again? How could it not be my name?"

The official glanced at him: "Young Master Xie, think about who you have offended recently."

The young master frantically gave him gifts to put pressure on him, and Princess Changping rushed to his office in the middle of the night with a knife, warning that if Xie Jiahang's name was not crossed out, his old bone would be reimbursed on the spot.

It is a matter of great concern to the country, and of course it cannot be changed just by saying it.He gave the list to the emperor for review, Han Xiu read it at a glance, and raised his eyebrows: "Where is Xie Jiahang?" He clicked on a name at the end of the list, "What is this, and it deserves to participate in the finals?"

The official was sweating coldly. It can't be said that this name was chosen by Princess Changping after counting sheep and sheep on the list of unsuccessful candidates, right?Just as he was about to explain, Han Xiu seemed to see something interesting and smiled inscrutably: "That's it." He handed the list back to him, got up and walked out.

What does it mean?Do you want Xie Jiahang to participate or not?

It's really unpredictable, and accompanying the king is like accompanying a tiger.In the last three alliances, Wei State was defeated by Xiliang. This time, His Majesty paid great attention to it, and the work pressure skyrocketed. After this time, he should retire and return home.

There are 60 people in the final, and 59 people actually arrive, and the absence of one person will be regarded as an automatic abstention.

Fifty-nine people lined up in two rows, two people at a time, and visited the emperor sitting on the Golden Luan Hall one by one.Princess Changping and Empress Dowager He attended together, and sat in the special VIP seats to review the contestants together.

Empress Dowager He is only 40 to [-] years old, and her charm is still well maintained. Sitting with the gorgeous and domineering Princess Changping, she doesn't look like a mother and daughter, but more like distant cousins.

Princess Changping knew that the queen mother had specially asked her to come here, and she had the intention of finding her a son-in-law who would ride the dragon fast from among the contestants.After patiently listening to the opening remarks of the official in charge, she yawned and glanced at the faces without interest.

This five-short stature third-class disabled, failed!Why didn't this disheveled face come to the Golden Luan Hall without a proper grooming?This looks okay, but the temperament is so wretched that it explodes!Bah, how did the old man let it in!

Han Xiu glanced at her with a smile: "This is the finalist of the Beijing Masters, not your male favorite reserve team."

"Hmph!" She just likes handsome people. If she were to choose, she would just pick out the eight most handsome people out of the sixty people and finish the job, so why bother.The adult world is complicated.

She wandered around the field with her eyes, and suddenly a person came up to her and raised her face, she could recognize that face even when it was peeled off——

"Xie Jiahang! Why are you here?!" She jumped up and pointed at the other party, stammering, "You're not...you're not..." Didn't I cross out your name!

The emperor's brother glanced at her indifferently.

Princess Changping trembled all over, and sat down with her neck curled up, as quiet as a chicken.

No, we can't let Han Xiu know that she used her status as a princess to force court officials to delete Xie Jiahang from the shortlist...

hateful!How on earth did this bastard get the spot?As annoying as the unbeatable Xiaoqiang!

How did Xie Jiahang get the quota again?

Well, this question... He didn't quite figure it out.The old official asked him what big person he had offended recently, and seeing Princess Changping's failed trick today, he knew it must be her.

After the officials read out the list, some people were happy and some were worried. Yang Shuhui was not skilled and had no hope at all. Lu Xinyu didn't say a word the whole time, but Shao Jinqi, who clearly heard that she was on the list, had an ugly face and grabbed the official's hand Collar: "Are you sure you read it right?"

Before the poor old man could answer, he snatched it away, searched up and down, crumpled the paper up and threw it on the ground in a rage, and the old man was so frightened that he quickly picked it up and rescued it.

Shao Jinqi kicked the card table over, and the painting table that was implicated fell to the ground together, and the painting tools and paper fell to the ground. Yin Zhengqi screamed, but because he was afraid of being angered by him, he could only shrink in the corner of the wall like a quail.

Xie Jiahang and Huang Shu looked at each other, wondering why he was so angry, Shao Jinqi walked back and forth in the yard for a few steps without thinking, and suddenly turned his head and said to Xie Jiahang: "I will give you my quota!"

The elderly official said tremblingly: "This... this seems a bit out of order..."

Shao Jinqi stared back with fire in his eyes, he wanted to cry without tears: "It's reasonable, it's reasonable!" Woohoo, what kind of Tai Sui did he commit...