we can't stop

Fortunately, Xie Jiahang's life should not be lost, he pried loose the precarious brick hanging from his buttocks while rubbing back and forth.

The two noisy guys who were dragging him suddenly fell silent, and grabbed his ankle with one hand.He kicked that hand back hard, and his body slid out of the wall.

The wild grass is luxuriant in the courtyard, and the shadows of flowers are scattered outside the courtyard.

Two little maids chattered at the base of the wall: "What should I do if the front door is blocked by the emperor?"

"Hey, when will the emperor leave? Where is Mr. Liu?"

"Bah bah, what Mr. Liu?"

"Oh, Wang... No, Mr. Zhang? Mr. Shen? Uh..."

Xie Jiahang's body slid across the grass, and when the little maid who was full of surnames saw him, she excitedly pointed at his face and shouted: "It's him! I know him, and the eunuch who couldn't beat him was reversed." The pustules that got beaten up! Lin Jiahang!"

Xie Jiahang: "..."

The two little palace maids were petite, but surprisingly strong, and each of them lifted him up and ran away quickly.

The ancients outside the wall have been carried away, and there is a stagnant atmosphere inside the wall.

Huang Shu and Yang Gongjin stood with their backs against the wall, standing upright like pupils punished for standing. The whole yard was full of people who did not dare to vent their anger, and waited quietly for the man by the dog hole.

silence.

Even the sound of a needle falling to the ground was heard clearly in everyone's ears.

...Wait, where is a needle!

Yang Gongjin scolded: "You are shaking like a goat! You shook all your hairpins off!"

Seen by the man's asura-like gaze, Yin Zhengqi, who squatted on the ground to pick up hairpins, hugged his head and let out a sob.

Huang Shu searched his stomach and said cautiously: "Your Majesty, when Xie Jiahang comes back, we will..."

Yang Gongjin stretched out his hand and twisted him, and said with his eyes: Don't leave any pot unopened!A fake smile appeared on his face: "Your Majesty, your hands are swollen, I'll wrap a bag for you..."

A beautiful boy is a beautiful boy, even if the smile is as fake as a fake smile mask, it still looks pleasing and charming.

"Young Master Yang, I heard that someone is turning over every floor tile in the capital to find your whereabouts..."

Yang Gongjin: "..."

"Young Master Huang, you have met me many times but my face looks different every time?"

Huang Shu: "..."

The two knelt together and shouted: "The emperor is wise! The villain is at the emperor's command!"

"Very good." Han Xiu smiled with satisfaction. He leaned over and patted the beautiful boy's face, "Wrap my hands first."

Xie Jiahang was transported all the way to a gorgeous palace in a human sedan chair, which was even more luxurious and splendid than what he saw at the first time when he traveled through time, yet elegant. Then this palace is the low-key luxury that belongs to the real nobles.

Turning around and entering the inner hall, the little maid slammed him onto the couch. From Xie Jiahang's perspective, the sky was spinning, and the two beauties leaned softly beside him, one left and one right.

The one on the left looked him up from head to toe, and said with a coquettish smile, "Sister, if you look at it so carefully, this bitch is quite handsome."

He was elated when he heard it, and even being called a coward was automatically filtered out. Unexpectedly, she sighed quietly, and said, "Oh, it's a pity that he is a dead man. What's the use of being handsome?"

Xie Jiahang: "..."

She sang the red face, and the one on the right came to sing the white face again, smiled at him softly, took his hand and said, "Master Xie, we just want to chat with you today, don't be nervous, you will be ours from now on Good sister."

Xie Jiahang knew that the beauties and sisters were so close to him, but they mistook him for Duanxiu.

Anyway, they are the emperor's wives, even if he has evil intentions, he can't do anything to them. It's better to let them misunderstand like this, and he can take advantage of the opportunity... Hee hee hee hee, it's cool to think about it.

So he stretched out his arms and hugged him left and right to express that he was not nervous at all, and just let him come if he wanted to talk.

Xiao Lanyu chattered with him, Xiao Shuyun told him different things, and Xie Jiahang brought out his knowledge reserves from compulsory education to higher education, making the two sisters tremble, and the atmosphere was very happy.

The maid served tea, Xie Jiahang took the teacup, Xiao Shuyun quickly took out a handkerchief and wiped the place where he had put it on his shoulder, and said to his sister with his eyes: Isn't this guy with a broken sleeve?Why does he look like he hasn't touched a woman in 20 years?

Xiao Lanyu also thought it was weird, why did my old lady seem to be taken advantage of by a broken sleeve?But seeing Xie Jiahang drinking tea, he looked like the most upright and humble gentleman in the world.

She responded with her eyes: Hurry up and talk to him about business!

Xie Jiahang rolled his Adam's apple and swallowed the last sip of tea. Xiao Shuyun leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Mr. Xie, our sisters have always had a doubt in their hearts, and they dare not mention it to the active harem sisters..."

The retired harem sisters shook their folding fans: "I will listen carefully."

Xiao Shuyun moved his lips, and said softly: "Every time His Majesty asks us two sisters to sleep together..."

Xie Jiahang's eyebrows twitched, and he cursed wildly in his heart: the dog emperor who eats too much and occupies too much, the little brother is overused, and sooner or later he will age prematurely!

"Everyone told us to practice split horses all night. We are all girls from serious officials. Wherever we did this kind of training, he kept pressing our backs hard, making us scream in pain, and said The louder the screaming, the better..." Xiao Shuyun bit his lips, and said pitifully, "Brother Xie, did he treat you like this when you were favored before?"

……

Xie Jiahang glanced out of the corner of his eye, and saw Xiao Lanyu looking at him expectantly.

He was very thankful that his expression management ability was in place, and his face was as usual, he shook his fan and said, "Yes."

Xiao Shuyun let out a long sigh of relief.

Xiao Lanyu stared at him suspiciously: "Why does your breath seem to tremble when you speak?"

Because if he said two more words, he would laugh out loud!

Xie Jiahang covered the lower half of his face with a folding fan, stood up and said, "Where is the toilet?"

All the way to the place where he was squatting, he supported his body and laughed silently. He couldn't hold it back and still made a little noise. The whole toilet trembled with his body shaking.

Maid A who led the way grabbed her companion's arm and said sympathetically, "Mr. Lin has held back this secret for so many years, and today he finally told someone about it. I was so excited that I cried..."

Maid B was touched and said: "Great, he and the two empresses will definitely become bosom sisters... Pooh, what is Mr. Lin?"

"Isn't it Mr. Lin? Could it be Wang... No, Mr. Zhang? Mr. Shen? Uh..."

The sisters of the Xiao family kept thanking Jiahang until the sun went down, and they reluctantly stood at the gate of the palace to watch him leave.

Xie Jiahang was very satisfied. Not only did he confirm that no one had touched his chrysanthemum, but he also knew that the emperor was incompetent. He could laugh for a whole year on his own.

Xiao Shuyun curled her lips, and leaned her head on her sister's shoulder to act coquettishly: "Unexpectedly, Han Xiu is not only hard on women, but also useless on men! I don't want to continue to be in this man-eating harem, facing the man who only has a face to see." The guy is wasting his youth!"

Xiao Lanyu tapped the tip of her nose: "Isn't there only one day left for the finals of the Beijing Masters? When we pass the test and win the national competition, we will find an excuse to go back home, and then we will be able to get rid of the impotence monster, and we will be justified with Shao Lang." together."

From impotent to the guy who can only see the face to the impotence monster, Han Xiu, who was reviewing the Xuchang finals list, said: "Xie Jiahang..." Three words, suddenly sneezed three times in a row.

The official raised his sleeve and wiped the dragon saliva on his face. What does Xie Jiahang mean?Is it deleted or kept?

The holy will is unpredictable, if you delete it, you have to find a substitute to increase the workload, so let it stay.

Before leaving, the sisters of the Xiao family told Xie Jiahang: "Your Majesty's impotence is a secret between us, please don't tell others!"

"That's natural," Xie Jiahang agreed, "How can I tell others about this kind of thing?"

It turns out that people cannot keep secrets.

Back in the Leng Palace, Xie Jiahang said to Shao Jinqi who was sweeping the fallen leaves at the door, "Young Master Shao, I will tell you a secret, but you must never tell others."

Shao Jinqi looked up at him: "What secret?"

Xie Jiahang walked a few steps forward and saw five people gathered in the courtyard of the Lenggong to play Three Kingdoms together. Yin Zhengqi was drawing on another table. Yang Gongjin stood beside him and bent over to look at the picture, so he clapped his hands: "Everyone !"

Nine pairs of eyes looked at him.

"The emperor is impotent!"

……

Shao Jinqi rolled his eyes: "Did you know that?" Didn't this guy serve him before?How come the reflex arc is so long.

Yang Gongjin: "..." Fortunately, the emperor just left.

Yang Shuhui, startled, dropped her hand on the ground: "What did you say?"

Yin Zhengqi was even more surprised than Yang Shuhui, and murmured, "No wonder no one is pregnant..."

Lu Xinyu's expression was as usual: "I created something out of nothing, who wants to be invulnerable?"

Li Rui: "Invulnerable!"

Liang Qi: "Impeccable!"

Li Rui: "Invulnerable!"

Liang Qi: "I am no longer relentless and you are relentless!"

Li Rui: "Do you think I don't have one? Hehe, I'm invulnerable!"

Liang Qi: "..." For the invulnerability of a deck of cards created out of nothing, what about it?

Huang Shu first digested the news for a few seconds, then patted Xie Jiahang on the shoulder: "Everyone is a virgin, each other, I understand your feelings very well." He had a clear face, "If you are really hungry, thirsty... Nai, I can only find Mr. Shao to make do with, he is the most experienced among all the people here." When he said this, he thought of Yang Gongjin, "Although that beautiful boy is also good, but he and you are the ones below, you are together You can only rub against each other, you should just give up."

Shao Jinqi kicked the table over: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm a straight man, okay! Even if I come here, I can't let me bend over."

"My painting!" Yin Zhengqi screamed, squatting on the ground to pick up pens, inks, papers and inkstones. Yang Gongjin patched up his body again, and he threw himself into the paint and died completely.

The beautiful boy gave Huang Shu a sideways glance, and softly stuck to Xie Jiahang: "Don't listen to him...as long as you can respond to me, I will serve you comfortably, you can't stop..."

Xie Jiahang left him ten meters away in an instant: "Sorry, I'm also a straight man."

The air stagnates.

"Xie Jiahang said he is a straight man! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Huang Shu laughed and fell to the ground.

Yin Zhengqi said softly, "That piece is full of ink..."

Huang Shu jumped up and let out an even more miserable scream: "Didn't you fucking say earlier, my new clothes——"

The little maid came in with dinner.The yard was in a mess—the fallen leaves were piled up in a mess, and the broken dustpan was thrown on the side of the road. When the wind blew, the fallen leaves flew to the ground and got stuck in pools of colorful paint.The young master Shao Jinqi, who was not working hard, swung the broom and rolled the brushes everywhere. Yin Zhengqi followed behind and picked them up one by one, and also scattered the paints everywhere.Huang Shu was held by Yang Gongjin's ears, and squatted beside the dog hole to dig bricks diligently. Xie Jiahang walked back and forth, one step at a time, colorful footprints.

Where did this nest of snakes and rats come from, the world is suffering...

Looks like we have something to tidy up tonight.

She tapped her sore neck, No.20 sighed for the second time in three days.