Kuai Chuan's face-slapping scumbag professional account

Looking at Ning Jiuchen who entered the bedroom after taking a shower, Han Yiyun was stunned.Tell you to despise me, despise me, don't you still can't help but want to go to the room and sleep on the bed, dead tsundere, it's thin-skinned to save face.I am so considerate, I must let her step down, I am indeed the cutest little angel.

Han Yiyun patted the bed behind her, "This bed is so big, it still looks empty when I sleep alone. You might as well sleep here if you squeeze into the small sofa. I don't intend to take advantage of you."

Seeing Han Yiyun's face begging for praise, and treating himself as his master, being polite, he really wanted to drag him out and beat him up, but unfortunately he couldn't beat him.I just want to ask, have you forgotten that this is my home, is it really okay for you to occupy my bed and pretend to be so reasonable?

"No." Ning Jiuchen opened the closet, took out a quilt, and replied depressedly, "I'm going to sleep in the living room."

He still played with it like this, but he really did what he said.Han Yiyun lay down on the bed, rolled up the quilt, and wrapped herself up tightly, so as to leave her alone.Self-inflicted, can't live, let her torment herself, see if she wakes up tomorrow and still won't sleep.

Just use the pillows on the sofa as pillows. The left and right sides of the sofa are only 1.5 meters, and there are armrests at both ends. It is not enough to put a stool to support the legs. The 1.7-meter-five Ning Jiuchen lay on the sofa and huddled into a ball before squeezing his whole body on the sofa, and he was so aggrieved when he slept. Damn, did I come to this world to be tortured?

He obviously didn't sleep well last night, and today he was so tired from being tormented by Han Yiyun all day, he should have fallen asleep as soon as he touched the bed.But lying on the sofa with her arms and legs bound, it took a long time before she couldn't hold back her drowsiness and fell asleep.

Han Yiyun, who was lying on the bed and tossing and turning, was unhappy, complaining and complaining, scolding Ning Jiuchen like stinky dog ​​shit, but couldn't help but ran to the living room to see how she was sleeping.

Seeing Ning Jiuchen curled up on the sofa, I don't know what she looked at, but I saw a cute puppy abandoned by its owner, pitifully. The 1.7-meter tall and cold beauty, lying there like a bullied child, Han Yiyun suddenly felt a little distressed.

She hugged Ning Jiuchen, and the man fell asleep, he would be better, and he could do whatever he wanted.She moved very lightly, and Ning Jiuchen, who was fast asleep, didn't notice it at all.

Putting the person on the bed, she also lay down.Of course, she is not stupid enough to lie to Ning Jiuchen tomorrow that she climbed up by sleepwalking. After all, there is no way to lie to Ning Jiuchen, why telling this lie makes her impression of herself even worse.

As soon as she rolled her eyes, she thought of a new countermeasure.When the time comes, she will sleep on the sofa and let Ning Jiuchen sleep on the bed. Needless to say, the other party will be able to figure out what's going on. Blank space is the best art.If she followed her heart like this, she would have to be touched a little.

However, she has time to act before Ning Jiuchen wakes up tomorrow morning, so how can she let go of the tofu that should be eaten now, Han Yiyun secretly laughed.

He touched her face, thinking about making further moves, but saw her frowning, afraid of waking her up, and returned to sleeping obediently in a second.Thinking about it, I felt aggrieved, and they were all lying on the same bed. Isn't it a pity to fall asleep so obediently and leave?

Turning over, she wrapped Ning Jiuchen in her arms, but she felt that something was wrong, she felt uncomfortable everywhere, so she just lay in her arms by herself.Now, aspiring to the pinnacle of life, happy!

Ning Jiuchen woke up in the morning and found himself lying on the bed. When he came out of the bedroom, he saw Han Yiyun nestled on the small sofa. Thinking about it, she must have done it while she was asleep. Maybe Han Yiyun is not such a bad person.After struggling for a while, Ning Jiuchen finally didn't ask, nor did he propose the idea of ​​sleeping together at night.

"Where are you going? Are you going to that restaurant again? I said you go to his house to eat every day, and you haven't gotten tired of it yet." Han Yiyun watched Ning Jiuchen go to the restaurant at the alley again, and followed her He murmured feebly behind him, "Those who know say you like the food at that restaurant, but those who don't know think you like the boss."

Ning Jiuchen glanced at her, but still couldn't hold back a word and choked, "I'm not blind, the boss is a 70-year-old old man, even if I don't control my appearance, I still don't like it."

Han Yiyun pointed to herself, "You don't have a problem with facial control, look at me, you are tall and have long legs and still look so pretty, how about it, does it meet your criteria for choosing a spouse?"

Ning Jiuchen is too lazy to talk to her, and the narcissist promotes himself every day. "You said that you are a ghost who wants to eat three meals a day with me, but the taste is even trickier than mine. It's really difficult to serve. Forget it, don't go to that one, we can go to a western restaurant."

Now Han Yiyun pretended to be as cute as a little sheep again, blinking her eyes and looking at Ning Jiuchen flutteringly, imitating the coquettish appearance of a little girl, "Little Chenchen, let's have a discussion, I think, I think "

"Can you speak in a normal tone and speak human words? You have goosebumps all over the floor, so fake, so hypocritical." While speaking, Ning Jiuchen rubbed his arms with cold hands, showing his strength , What is merciless dislike.

"What's the matter with you, you are really as difficult to serve as the old man", Han Yiyun began to complain chatteringly, "I am violent to you, you think I am too violent and not gentle and considerate, and I am gentle and obedient to you, and you don't think I I'm hypocritical. I think if you hadn't met me, you would probably have to live alone for the rest of your life, with a lot of problems."

"I've never seen a ghost king who talks so much. He's even more verbose than my mother. Okay, okay, what did you want to do just now?"

Han Yiyun stood there motionless, "It's okay to go out to eat, but you have to carry me on your back. If you don't carry me, I won't go." As she spoke, she made gestures to make Ning Jiuchen lower her body and carry her on her back.

It’s really like a good thing, Ning Jiuchen didn’t bother to talk about it, “Whether I like to go or not, it’s none of my business if you don’t go, if you want to go back, you go back by yourself, and it happens that no one is around when you are eating Me, I have a better appetite."

As promised, Ning Jiuchen stepped forward with her long legs and walked forward without looking back, not caring about that sticky troublemaker.Walking and walking, he slowed down again. He hadn't kept up for so long. When he looked back, Han Yiyun was squatting there and didn't know what he was doing.

Damn, how cruel, violent and self-respecting the ghost king always looks like a little girl in front of her, it's really annoying.Ning Jiuchen went back along the road again, and then saw Han Yiyun squatting on the ground like a ghost, with tears and snot all over his face, what is a showman, this is ready-made.

It's okay, okay, Ning Jiuchen knew that she was being pitiful, but he didn't have the heart to really ignore her.She lowered her body and said, "Wipe your tears and snot, stop acting, if you wipe it on my clothes, go back and wash it."

Han Yiyun sniffed, obediently climbed onto Ning Jiuchen's back, and smiled slyly.Getting along with Ning Jiuchen in the past few days, I found that this person is a typical person who prefers softness to hard work, coercion and temptation are useless, and being pitiful can occasionally win a wave of sympathy.

Ning Jiuchen's feeling of being upright and upright is really cool. It's completely different from the feeling of hanging up secretly when she didn't show up before. Holding her neck tightly, she is really happy. She just wants to be so obedient all the time.

But Ning Jiuchen is too good at spoiling the scenery, "Can you not hold it so tight, I can hardly breathe, where is your domineering aura?"

Humph

Han Yiyun let go, if she wasn't flexible, how could she be able to entangle this person.

"Hey, have you arrived yet? Why are you so slow?"

Every time he talked to Han Yiyun, Ning Jiuchen felt like he was going to explode on the spot, "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, right? It's me who is carrying you, not you", Ning Jiuchen was so angry that he put his back on his shoulders. Holding her hand, "If you think it's slow, do it yourself, I don't have the lightning speed you want."

"Don't let go, I'm about to fall," Han Yiyun said aggrievedly.

"You can't die if you fall, and it's okay to wrap around me a few times with your ability, will you still fall?"

That's what she said, but her hands still supported her body obediently, and her steps became bigger and faster.Hard-spoken and soft-hearted, this is Ning Jiuchen's big problem.

However, the original body's physical fitness was far inferior to Ning Jiuchen's own, but there was no problem with Han Yiyun's intention to reduce his weight, except that he sweated a lot.

Han Yiyun stretched out his sleeve to wipe her, and deliberately lowered his voice and whispered in her ear, "Xiao Chenchen, do you think I'm very caring?"

Fortunately, this body is not like the previous world, with sensitive spots behind the ears, otherwise she would have thrown out the tortured woman on her body. "You shut up and don't talk, that's the greatest kindness to me."

"Oh, and also, can you stop using your sleeves and wipe my sweat? Don't you know how to carry a napkin with you to promote civilized hygiene? Also, you haven't changed your clothes since I saw you, don't you?" Won’t ghosts get dirty in their clothes?”

"You despise me again," Han Yiyun pouted, "Of course not, I waved it and it was as clean as I just took it out, isn't it red that looks good with my ghost king, then I will transform now White?"

"Are you a pig's brain, you are so blatant on the street, you are afraid that others will not know that you are not human, right? It's okay if you want people to watch, don't implicate me."

Han Yiyun, who had her own filter, started brain supplementation. Ning Jiuchen must be jealous and changed her clothes for others to see. Hehe, "Then I'll go back and change it for you to see alone."

"I'm not interested in watching you change clothes. It's not you, but also an idiot."

"Hey, hey, what are you doing?" Han Yiyun protested Ning Jiuchen's sending her down.

"Old Ancestor, can you stop torturing me, can you? Isn't it the end, how long do you want me to recite it?"

Han Yiyun muttered softly, "Isn't it okay to memorize it for a lifetime?"

"You are not my wife."