Kuai Chuan's face-slapping scumbag professional account
Chapter 42: Chapter 5
Is it tolerable or unbearable, this is where to put the face of my ghost king, Han Yiyun touched her pillow and threw it over, "Ning Jiuchen, can you be gentle, are you still a woman if you are so rude and vulgar? "
Taking the pillow that flew over, "I should be the one who said this, sorry, I forgot, you are not human", Ning Jiuchen confronted, "The ghost king only has such little combat power, what a piece of rubbish!"
"The key is to come here uninvited so that you don't treat yourself as an outsider in someone else's house, it's really annoying!"
Han Yiyun tilted her head, "I've fallen in love with you, what's wrong with following you home, do you have any objections?"
Ning Jiuchen could see the obvious disgust on his face, and the disgust was not hidden, "Then trouble you where you came from, we don't know each other, the behavior of you sleeping on my body is really, really disgusting." Like a rascal."
Han Yiyun sat on her bed but couldn't get up, "I can be where I like, and I can do whatever I like. No one has ever dared to say no."
"That's because they have never seen such a shameless scene of the ghost king."
Ning Jiuchen picked up the mahogany sword on the table and sent a piece of talisman paper. She bit her fingertips and dripped her own blood.After muttering a long list, the mahogany sword stabbed forward, and the talisman paper ignited spontaneously without fire.
Immediately afterwards, she quickly took out a large handful of talisman papers from her pocket, and using her finger as a sword, she slashed down on her palm mercilessly. The splashed blood left traces on every piece of talisman paper.One was thrown in the air, the sword in his hand rose and closed, and the sword qi roared. The power carried by each piece of talisman paper flew towards Han Yiyun from his forehead down, and the acupoints all over his body were sealed.
"Since you don't want to leave, don't blame me for driving you away."
Ning Jiuchen knew that she was definitely not the other party's opponent, so she pre-empted the attack. Although it was a bit unkind, Han Yiyun was not a person worthy of a fair fight, and she must not be merciful when dealing with such an old hooligan.
It's a pity that she overestimated her own strength, or she underestimated Han Yiyun's strength. After all, the ghost king didn't just say it casually.
Watching Ning Jiuchen challenge his bottom line step by step, and now he even put a talisman on himself, what is he trying to do, Han Yiyun has never been so docile in front of anyone before.Although she could pamper Ning Jiuchen and allow her to blaspheme her own strength, her repeated words and actions finally touched Han Yiyun's back.
The oppressive aura that belonged exclusively to the ghost king was completely released at this moment without repression, and she, Han Yiyun, should also show some strength and teach Ning Jiuchen, a defiant little guy, a good lesson.
There was only a bang, and the changing mirror on the wardrobe behind Ning Jiuchen shattered into pieces, covering the floor with shards of glass.The acupoints all over his body were quickly opened, and pieces of talisman paper were blasted and danced in the air.Before Ning Jiuchen could react, Han Yiyun had already stepped forward and stood in front of her, and raised his hand to pinch her neck.
"This is not in your dream. You still have the ability to fight me. Here, you can only be crushed by me unilaterally." Han Yiyun tightened his hands slightly, and Ning Jiuchen already had a little "Look, killing you is easy for me, but it's as simple as stepping on an ant, and you have no defense."
Ning Jiuchen has never been so powerless, unilaterally controlled by others, after all, with her usual strength, she can toss others as much as she wants, but at this moment, she doesn't even have the strength to resist.
Forget it, even if you didn't complete the task in this life, you can go to the next life, and it's not a big deal, but it's really a failure to admit that you lost for the first time.
Seeing Ning Jiuchen close his eyes and wait to die, Han Yiyun was unhappy again, and I didn't intend to really do anything to you, so I just allow you to be angry and not me?Her heart is soft, but her words are hard. After all, she is not a person who will admit cowardice.
"It's not so easy for you to want to die. After all, I'm not someone who loves the beauty of adults. No, I'm a ghost. Naturally, I love doing all kinds of destructive things."
Han Yiyun laughed wantonly, she let go of Ning Jiuchen's neck, and stopped Ning Jiuchen from moving.
"Don't you know how to draw spells and draw them very well? You have the ability to dare to draw charms on the ghost king. Let me plant Taoist charms for you. If you can solve them, you will count on your ability. If you can't solve them, you will have to listen to me. "
Ning Jiuchen opened his eyes and only saw Han Yiyun's fingers dancing quickly. He couldn't see how she gestured and how it was printed on her body. She only saw a strange blood-red pattern appearing on the back of her hand, which soon disappeared again. down.
It seemed as if it was just a fantasy of her own, and it was just the next thing that made her realize clearly that all this humiliation was real and had really happened.Han Yiyun didn't know how to move, and then the fine and dense pain went all the way up from her toes. She didn't know how to describe the heart-piercing pain. It probably couldn't be inferior to the feeling that every inch of the surface of the skin was burned. .
She bit her lip, blood trickled down the corner of her mouth slowly, she endured great pain, but forcibly held back the pain that almost spilled out of her mouth, and the clothes that were dry and not close to the body were soaked very quickly .She was sweating non-stop, and the sweat on her forehead, cheeks, and even the tip of her nose would gather together, like a very narrow stream, trickling down, and soon wet the floor paper.
She didn't ask for mercy, she just thought that no matter what, she would not voluntarily leave this world before Han Yiyun died, and because of what she had done to herself, she would find a way to force Han Yiyun to die together.
Seeing Ning Jiuchen like this, Han Yiyun felt distressed, but she still didn't stop.Who made Ning Jiuchen too disobedient, she wanted to tie the other party tightly to herself, live in the same quilt, and die in the same acupuncture point, entangled in the other party, and never let go.
Yes, dead together.
She can plant a spell on the other party that she can unilaterally control her life and death, or she can impose an absolute restraint like controlling her subordinates, but she finally chose the most unflattering one, which is somewhat similar to the effect of mother-child Gu, but it is not one-way , but bi-directional.
She will empathize with every pain Ning Jiuchen experiences, and similarly, if she endures as much pain, Ning Jiuchen must also bear it.As much as you hurt, as much as I hurt, as much as I hurt, as much as you hurt, she didn't believe that Ning Jiuchen could part ways with her if they were tied together like this.
When planting the curse, she also endured the pain Ning Jiuchen experienced.It's just that she has been an old fox for many years, and she has suffered countless injuries, and the plays she performed can't deceive people.So it seemed that Ning Jiuchen was holding back the pain and not saying a word, but she still acted like a normal person.
"How about it, this taste is not bad. If you know it hurts, you will obediently listen to me from now on."
Han Yiyun slowed down, walked up to Ning Jiuchen, and wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth with his sleeve.
This scene fell into the eyes of Ning Jiuchen, who gritted his teeth and insisted. It was as weird as it could be, and there were as many ghosts as there were ghosts.No wonder the original owner is determined to catch all the evil spirits in the world. This kind of thing really cannot be determined by common sense.
Seeing that although Ning Jiuchen didn't respond with a word, he didn't resist. It seems that this time he has suffered enough, and he knows to restrain himself a little.That's the best way, it's more interesting to domesticate the little tiger well-behaved, it's not good to scratch people with too sharp claws.She has been hurt by it before, and she is attacked by her words at every turn, and she ruthlessly teaches her a lesson, but she really doesn't want to let herself go!
After hitting him with a stick, she still needs to give some sweetness to taste. She still knows the art of imperial servants.
"I can help you catch little ghosts, help you make a fortune, or help you get fat and beat Dongfang Yi." Han Yiyun paused, "Of course, as a reward, I will live in your house, follow you, and hold hands when I go out. Hmm," she thought for a while, "I want to sleep on the same bed as you at night, it would be even better if we could take a bath together." Before Ning Jiuchen could speak, she added again, "Don't refuse."
"It's impossible to take a bath together. By the way, do ghosts still sleep? Even if they do, why would you sleep on my bed?"
"I'm happy, who made you so poor that there is only one bed in a small bedroom, and I didn't say to sleep with you, it's okay if you let me sleep." After all these years, I have never seen you so poor."
Ning Jiuchen had a cold face, and the corners of his mouth were crooked. How can I be as poor as the male lead?Forget it, there is nothing to say to such an unreasonable person.
"The bed lets you sleep, and I sleep on the sofa in the living room."
"It's not that I haven't seen your body. I have sneaked in to observe your bath these days. As for your bed, I have slept in it too. Hey, I said you dislike me so much, compared to me Sleep, would you rather sleep on that 1.5-meter short sofa in your house?"
Ning Jiuchen frowned tightly, his face was ashen, he was inexplicably aggrieved, and he couldn't express his suffering.It's better to be more hooligan than her to reason with hooligans, but it's a pity that Ning Jiuchen can't imitate how shameless she is.
With a long sigh, "I'll go out to sleep if you don't want to. Anyway, I won't sleep in the same bed with you. If you dare to force me again, I'll just die."
Han Yiyun reached out and rubbed her brows, and she had to calm down before she started talking, "Forget it, I won't force you to do this, and you don't have to go out to sleep. I sleep on the bed in the room, and you sleep on the sofa outside. But except for this one, you have to rely on me for everything else." Still reluctant, Han Yiyun simply complied with her wish, is it really that easy to think of dying in front of the ghost king?
Despite his extreme reluctance, Ning Jiuchen nodded, saying that it is a gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, and he wrote down another note for her in the small notebook in his heart.
Taking the pillow that flew over, "I should be the one who said this, sorry, I forgot, you are not human", Ning Jiuchen confronted, "The ghost king only has such little combat power, what a piece of rubbish!"
"The key is to come here uninvited so that you don't treat yourself as an outsider in someone else's house, it's really annoying!"
Han Yiyun tilted her head, "I've fallen in love with you, what's wrong with following you home, do you have any objections?"
Ning Jiuchen could see the obvious disgust on his face, and the disgust was not hidden, "Then trouble you where you came from, we don't know each other, the behavior of you sleeping on my body is really, really disgusting." Like a rascal."
Han Yiyun sat on her bed but couldn't get up, "I can be where I like, and I can do whatever I like. No one has ever dared to say no."
"That's because they have never seen such a shameless scene of the ghost king."
Ning Jiuchen picked up the mahogany sword on the table and sent a piece of talisman paper. She bit her fingertips and dripped her own blood.After muttering a long list, the mahogany sword stabbed forward, and the talisman paper ignited spontaneously without fire.
Immediately afterwards, she quickly took out a large handful of talisman papers from her pocket, and using her finger as a sword, she slashed down on her palm mercilessly. The splashed blood left traces on every piece of talisman paper.One was thrown in the air, the sword in his hand rose and closed, and the sword qi roared. The power carried by each piece of talisman paper flew towards Han Yiyun from his forehead down, and the acupoints all over his body were sealed.
"Since you don't want to leave, don't blame me for driving you away."
Ning Jiuchen knew that she was definitely not the other party's opponent, so she pre-empted the attack. Although it was a bit unkind, Han Yiyun was not a person worthy of a fair fight, and she must not be merciful when dealing with such an old hooligan.
It's a pity that she overestimated her own strength, or she underestimated Han Yiyun's strength. After all, the ghost king didn't just say it casually.
Watching Ning Jiuchen challenge his bottom line step by step, and now he even put a talisman on himself, what is he trying to do, Han Yiyun has never been so docile in front of anyone before.Although she could pamper Ning Jiuchen and allow her to blaspheme her own strength, her repeated words and actions finally touched Han Yiyun's back.
The oppressive aura that belonged exclusively to the ghost king was completely released at this moment without repression, and she, Han Yiyun, should also show some strength and teach Ning Jiuchen, a defiant little guy, a good lesson.
There was only a bang, and the changing mirror on the wardrobe behind Ning Jiuchen shattered into pieces, covering the floor with shards of glass.The acupoints all over his body were quickly opened, and pieces of talisman paper were blasted and danced in the air.Before Ning Jiuchen could react, Han Yiyun had already stepped forward and stood in front of her, and raised his hand to pinch her neck.
"This is not in your dream. You still have the ability to fight me. Here, you can only be crushed by me unilaterally." Han Yiyun tightened his hands slightly, and Ning Jiuchen already had a little "Look, killing you is easy for me, but it's as simple as stepping on an ant, and you have no defense."
Ning Jiuchen has never been so powerless, unilaterally controlled by others, after all, with her usual strength, she can toss others as much as she wants, but at this moment, she doesn't even have the strength to resist.
Forget it, even if you didn't complete the task in this life, you can go to the next life, and it's not a big deal, but it's really a failure to admit that you lost for the first time.
Seeing Ning Jiuchen close his eyes and wait to die, Han Yiyun was unhappy again, and I didn't intend to really do anything to you, so I just allow you to be angry and not me?Her heart is soft, but her words are hard. After all, she is not a person who will admit cowardice.
"It's not so easy for you to want to die. After all, I'm not someone who loves the beauty of adults. No, I'm a ghost. Naturally, I love doing all kinds of destructive things."
Han Yiyun laughed wantonly, she let go of Ning Jiuchen's neck, and stopped Ning Jiuchen from moving.
"Don't you know how to draw spells and draw them very well? You have the ability to dare to draw charms on the ghost king. Let me plant Taoist charms for you. If you can solve them, you will count on your ability. If you can't solve them, you will have to listen to me. "
Ning Jiuchen opened his eyes and only saw Han Yiyun's fingers dancing quickly. He couldn't see how she gestured and how it was printed on her body. She only saw a strange blood-red pattern appearing on the back of her hand, which soon disappeared again. down.
It seemed as if it was just a fantasy of her own, and it was just the next thing that made her realize clearly that all this humiliation was real and had really happened.Han Yiyun didn't know how to move, and then the fine and dense pain went all the way up from her toes. She didn't know how to describe the heart-piercing pain. It probably couldn't be inferior to the feeling that every inch of the surface of the skin was burned. .
She bit her lip, blood trickled down the corner of her mouth slowly, she endured great pain, but forcibly held back the pain that almost spilled out of her mouth, and the clothes that were dry and not close to the body were soaked very quickly .She was sweating non-stop, and the sweat on her forehead, cheeks, and even the tip of her nose would gather together, like a very narrow stream, trickling down, and soon wet the floor paper.
She didn't ask for mercy, she just thought that no matter what, she would not voluntarily leave this world before Han Yiyun died, and because of what she had done to herself, she would find a way to force Han Yiyun to die together.
Seeing Ning Jiuchen like this, Han Yiyun felt distressed, but she still didn't stop.Who made Ning Jiuchen too disobedient, she wanted to tie the other party tightly to herself, live in the same quilt, and die in the same acupuncture point, entangled in the other party, and never let go.
Yes, dead together.
She can plant a spell on the other party that she can unilaterally control her life and death, or she can impose an absolute restraint like controlling her subordinates, but she finally chose the most unflattering one, which is somewhat similar to the effect of mother-child Gu, but it is not one-way , but bi-directional.
She will empathize with every pain Ning Jiuchen experiences, and similarly, if she endures as much pain, Ning Jiuchen must also bear it.As much as you hurt, as much as I hurt, as much as I hurt, as much as you hurt, she didn't believe that Ning Jiuchen could part ways with her if they were tied together like this.
When planting the curse, she also endured the pain Ning Jiuchen experienced.It's just that she has been an old fox for many years, and she has suffered countless injuries, and the plays she performed can't deceive people.So it seemed that Ning Jiuchen was holding back the pain and not saying a word, but she still acted like a normal person.
"How about it, this taste is not bad. If you know it hurts, you will obediently listen to me from now on."
Han Yiyun slowed down, walked up to Ning Jiuchen, and wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth with his sleeve.
This scene fell into the eyes of Ning Jiuchen, who gritted his teeth and insisted. It was as weird as it could be, and there were as many ghosts as there were ghosts.No wonder the original owner is determined to catch all the evil spirits in the world. This kind of thing really cannot be determined by common sense.
Seeing that although Ning Jiuchen didn't respond with a word, he didn't resist. It seems that this time he has suffered enough, and he knows to restrain himself a little.That's the best way, it's more interesting to domesticate the little tiger well-behaved, it's not good to scratch people with too sharp claws.She has been hurt by it before, and she is attacked by her words at every turn, and she ruthlessly teaches her a lesson, but she really doesn't want to let herself go!
After hitting him with a stick, she still needs to give some sweetness to taste. She still knows the art of imperial servants.
"I can help you catch little ghosts, help you make a fortune, or help you get fat and beat Dongfang Yi." Han Yiyun paused, "Of course, as a reward, I will live in your house, follow you, and hold hands when I go out. Hmm," she thought for a while, "I want to sleep on the same bed as you at night, it would be even better if we could take a bath together." Before Ning Jiuchen could speak, she added again, "Don't refuse."
"It's impossible to take a bath together. By the way, do ghosts still sleep? Even if they do, why would you sleep on my bed?"
"I'm happy, who made you so poor that there is only one bed in a small bedroom, and I didn't say to sleep with you, it's okay if you let me sleep." After all these years, I have never seen you so poor."
Ning Jiuchen had a cold face, and the corners of his mouth were crooked. How can I be as poor as the male lead?Forget it, there is nothing to say to such an unreasonable person.
"The bed lets you sleep, and I sleep on the sofa in the living room."
"It's not that I haven't seen your body. I have sneaked in to observe your bath these days. As for your bed, I have slept in it too. Hey, I said you dislike me so much, compared to me Sleep, would you rather sleep on that 1.5-meter short sofa in your house?"
Ning Jiuchen frowned tightly, his face was ashen, he was inexplicably aggrieved, and he couldn't express his suffering.It's better to be more hooligan than her to reason with hooligans, but it's a pity that Ning Jiuchen can't imitate how shameless she is.
With a long sigh, "I'll go out to sleep if you don't want to. Anyway, I won't sleep in the same bed with you. If you dare to force me again, I'll just die."
Han Yiyun reached out and rubbed her brows, and she had to calm down before she started talking, "Forget it, I won't force you to do this, and you don't have to go out to sleep. I sleep on the bed in the room, and you sleep on the sofa outside. But except for this one, you have to rely on me for everything else." Still reluctant, Han Yiyun simply complied with her wish, is it really that easy to think of dying in front of the ghost king?
Despite his extreme reluctance, Ning Jiuchen nodded, saying that it is a gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, and he wrote down another note for her in the small notebook in his heart.
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