Kuai Chuan's face-slapping scumbag professional account

"One serving of French baked snails, one serving of Russian borscht, the sirloin steak should be medium-rare, add curry sauce, I don't like raw vegetable salad very much, you can order cooked vegetables, and finally a pot of black tea, Peach slices can be added but no sugar."

The waiter stood aside and looked at Han Yiyun after Ning Jiuchen finished ordering, "Where is this lady?"

Han Yiyun looked at Ning Jiuchen with little question marks in his eyes, and he was about to ask rudely, what the hell is going on?Before she opened her mouth, afraid that she would make a joke, Ning Jiuchen answered for her first, "Everyone who is the same as me will have a copy."

Watch out for waves of launches, Han Yiyun just danced and danced on the spot.Our Xiao Chenchen is really caring and sensible, knowing that I don't understand, does he love me so much?

Watching Han Yiyun eat Western food, Ning Jiuchen really wanted to die, and should have expected something to go wrong.She can toss the snail soup all over the table, drink the soup and suck it up, my God, she is also a ghost king after all, who has seen the world, how can eating western food be so embarrassing.Ning Jiuchen called the waiter and changed her to a brand new tablecloth.

After the steak was served, Ning Jiuchen gestured to Han Yiyun with her eyes. She held down the steak with a fork in her left hand, cut it with a knife in her right hand, and took a bite with the fork.Probably Ning Jiuchen really overestimated Han Yiyun, thinking that if he demonstrated it to her himself, she would be fine.

Unexpectedly, Han Yiyun made a sharp and ear-piercing sound when he cut the first knife. Ning Jiuchen was extremely embarrassed to see the glances of the people around him.Han Yiyun, who couldn't cut it open no matter what, immediately used brute force, and with a click, the porcelain plate shattered.Ning Jiuchen watched helplessly as the greasy steak flew straight out, as if it had grown wings, and it also had its own accompaniment effect. With a snort, it was fortunate that it didn't fly onto other people's clothes.

The waiter was called over again, cleaned up the broken china on the table, and brought a new steak to Han Yiyun.This time Ning Jiuchen had to do it himself, took her plate, took her knife and fork, cut them piece by piece and handed them over to her.

"Xiaochenchen is good, I like Xiaochenchen the most, Xiaochenchen..."

Ning Jiuchen didn't reply, she needs to pay attention to etiquette.But listening to Han Yiyun talking non-stop, irritable and embarrassing, he wanted to get angry every minute.Calm down, calm down, Ning Jiuchen tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart.Inexplicably felt that she did it on purpose, even if she didn't know how to eat Western food, she wouldn't behave as badly as she did, so bad that she would be humiliated over and over again.

The meal was finally finished, and he could leave. The rattan and wooden chairs seemed to be burning, and Ning Jiuchen felt that he really couldn't hold on for a moment longer.Han Yiyun may have been sent by God to take revenge on her. Jealousy, this is naked jealousy. Excellent people always need a [-] around them to hold them back.

"Don't go so fast, wait for me"

"Xiaochenchen, you can change whatever you say. Just now you were gentle and considerate helping me cut the steak, but now you ignore me."

Ning Jiuchen didn't bother to turn around to talk to her, "Hurry up and keep up."

"No, no, Xiao Chenchen doesn't like me anymore, hum, I like you so much."

The nasty Ning Jiuchen felt a little sick to his stomach, and this guy Han Yiyun approached as soon as he said he was close, and hung on her as soon as he jumped up.The slender and white arms hung around her neck, and the two legs were directly clamped around her waist. Ning Jiuchen would not comment on this posture.

The point is, with your bold and bold actions, did you forget an important thing?This is a knee-length skirt, not trousers, so you can't let your hair out with such a big move.Auntie, grandma, you can just think of some snacks.

A long paragraph of slanderous words came out, but Ning Jiuchen held his breath in his heart and still didn't say a word to her.Pulling her off her body, Ning Jiuchen gently tugged at the hem of her skirt before she tried to hang on to him again, in order to remind her to pay attention to this matter.Then she walked forward on her long legs, completely treating Han Yiyun, who had been following her, as nothing.

If Han Yiyun still can't see that Ning Jiuchen is angry at this moment, it will be a real misfortune for her to live for so many years, and she has already lived at the level of a human being.

It was another round of endless inquiries, Ning Jiuchen was so annoyed that his mind was about to explode, how could Han Yiyun have so many questions.In fact, going around, in the final analysis, I want to ask her three times, who are you angry with, why are you angry, and how can you not be angry.

"Don't go to eat western food with me in the future."

Ning Jiuchen's words came slowly, and Han Yiyun realized that she had been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Although she got her wish to deceive Ning Jiuchen's attention and consideration, it made her angry.Idol dramas mislead people, Han Yiyun thought of the routines she learned while sitting in the living room watching TV these days, Ning Jiuchen didn't develop in that direction at all.

Alas, today Ning Jiuchen is also a difficult day.

Being dragged to the restaurant again, Han Yiyun was rejected by 100 million people, but he offended Ning Jiuchen because of it, so now he can only pretend to be better than a little sheep.It's aggrieved enough to be a ghost for her sake.

Han Yiyun asked tentatively, in a cautious tone, "Isn't there a kitchen at home, why don't you buy ingredients and make it yourself?"

"Do what you do."

It seemed that Ning Jiuchen had just stared at him. It wasn't an illusion. Han Yiyun had legitimate reasons to suspect that Ning Jiuchen, who never ate at home, could not know how to cook, right?Just thinking about it, Han Yiyun laughed out of nowhere, do you think she is a typical kitchen killer?

"What are you laughing at?" It wasn't a question of doubt, but a question with a hint of bad tone.

It seems that most of them are guessed by themselves, but can this kind of thing be explained truthfully, of course not, it doesn't blow Ning Jiuchen up again.Han Yiyun held Yingying's smile and said, "I'll cook for you from now on, and you marry me home to be your wife, how about it?"

"Not much, I'm going out to eat, no need."

Han Yiyun was quite helpless for another soft-hearted confession failure. The majestic ghost king sold himself as a cook for you, but he was disgusted. Life is really dark.

Ning Jiuchen thought she was just talking for fun, but she didn't expect that she really looked like that, and actually dragged herself to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

Watching her and the peddler haggle over the price for a few cents, watching her pinch this piece of meat, pat that melon, and say which one is fresh and which one will taste good with reason and reason, and Ning Jiuchen didn't He held back his laugh, the kind of laugh that burst out into a hearty laugh.Who would have imagined that the one bargaining in the vegetable market could be the high-ranking Ghost King, there is an inexplicable contrast, the big villain turns out to be so friendly to the people.

There was only an unopened kitten apron in the kitchen, and Han Yiyun was wearing it to show off her skills. Ning Jiuchen watched her act like a chef, looking like a decent cook.For no reason, I thought of Jiang Rugu in the first life. At that time, I took her in, and she also cooked for me, and the cooking skills were also very good. Thinking about how I left some things for her, she must have lived happily ever after.

Ants climbing trees, edamame fried sauce, steamed saury, scallop egg custard, Ning Jiuchen looked at the dishes on the table.Tasted the egg custard, it was delicious and refreshing, and you could taste the taste of scallops in your mouth. This cooking skill is indeed a must.

Seeing Ning Jiuchen eating happily, Han Yiyun smiled, but she still asked curiously, "This sea bass is also delicious, don't you like fish, don't you even try a bite?"

"No, it's troublesome, there are many thorns."

Looking at the perch that Han Yiyun picked up in the bowl, she wanted to say that it was unhygienic for others to pick up vegetables like this, but Ning Jiuchen couldn't bear to look at the fish meat that was drenched in sauce and even the fish bones were cleaned. He scolded her so heartlessly.

The fish is very tender, and the entrance is a very unique enjoyment. The smell of fish is very clean, delicious, moderately salty and spicy, which is very suitable for Ning Jiuchen's taste.Just finished eating the fish in the bowl, Han Yiyun picked another piece for her, "Would you like some soup and rice, it tastes pretty good", Ning Jiuchen murmured vaguely.

The dishes made by Han Yiyun are indeed excellent. In fact, Ning Jiuchen prefers to eat this kind of food with distinctive local characteristics compared to Western food.Being used to Han Yiyun's arrogance, Ning Jiuchen didn't want to praise her, but she really ate the dishes on the plate very clean, which was much better than in restaurants.

Han Yiyun laughed at her, "Is it because I found out that I am so good, it's still too late for you to regret it now, and you can marry me if you don't marry me."

"No, go and lie to other girls, you have an advantage." Ning Jiuchen patted her on the shoulder, "By the way, why do you know how to cook?"

"I've been a ghost for a long time, and I want to come back and experience what it's like to be a human being."

"Then you worked very hard, but can ghosts be human again?"

"Why not, as long as", Han Yiyun still didn't say it, "Forget it, let's not talk about it."

In the evening Ning Jiuchen let Han Yiyun into the bedroom, and didn't let her curl up on the sofa alone, but he still had the intention to guard against her.Two people each wrapped in a quilt, so safe.

"What are you looking at?"

"Reading", Ning Jiuchen handed the phone to Han Yiyun, "If you're bored, just play on the phone. There should be a lot of small games in it, suitable for your IQ."

"Don't look down on people," Han Yiyun stared at her, "I'm too lazy to argue with you."

"Play your own way, don't disturb my research."

Watching Ning Jiuchen study her ghost-hunting books, she became unhappy. She didn't know what she was thinking about, whether she wanted to subdue herself or undo the curse she cast.Although she knew that she was incapable of doing all of this, Han Yiyun was still very sad and heartbroken. No matter what you did thoughtfully, she didn't take herself seriously.

With her body burrowing down, Han Yiyun buried her whole body in the quilt, and her sullen voice came out through the quilt, "Don't play, I'll sleep, I won't disturb you."

Ning Jiuchen was seeing the important point, and had a new idea, why not, this way, it seems that he can take the initiative to contact him.