bedside calendar

For two people, the dinner is very rich, steamed mackerel, sweet and sour pork ribs, chicken stewed with mushrooms, dry-stir-fried green beans, and a small pot of greasy lettuce. When making rice, Lin Feng felt that today There were quite a lot of dishes, so I made less rice. When Lin Feng was making green beans, Jia Zhipeng went downstairs and brought back a box of Hongtashan, a bottle of Erguotou and two bottles of beer.He also told Lin Feng that a notice was posted downstairs, saying that the water would be cut off at night.The two discussed it and decided to eat after taking a shower, but when Jia Zhipeng was taking a shower, Lin Feng insisted on taking a shower together, but the gun went off, and he did something that lovers like to do in the bathroom, and he did it twice, So when the dishes were cold, the two of them sat down at the table limply. They could only reheat all the dishes before bringing them back to the table.

Only then did Lin Feng see the wine on the table and asked, "Drink today?"

"Well, let's have a drink today, and tomorrow night you will make me a dumpling meal, and we won't drink." Working in Shenyang for several years, and Lin Feng also learned a lot of Northeast dialect, especially with Lin Feng. When Lin Feng was together, a few words with Northeastern characteristics often popped up.I don’t remember where I heard it from, but there is a saying “the dumpling that sees off the guests keeps the noodles for the guests”, Jia Zhipeng thought that if he didn’t want to keep the guests, he would give the guests dumplings, and if he wanted to keep the guests, he would give the guests noodles, he asked stupidly, "If you want to keep guests staying for a few more days and eat noodles for them every day, why don't you run away? Let's eat dumplings for people. If they think the hospitality is good, they won't leave!" I still remember that time As soon as these words came out, Gang San slapped the table and laughed loudly, saying that he was "too talented"!Lin Feng explained to him that this can actually be interpreted as: eat noodles when welcoming guests, and eat dumplings when seeing guests off.Gang San also answered: "Yes, there is another saying 'get out of the dumpling'." Thinking of the past, Jia Zhipeng also remembered a bad saying-I am half a Northeasterner now!

"That's right," Lin Feng nodded, "You're already a little airsick, don't suffer on the plane, drink today! Eat dumplings tomorrow." Seeing that Jia Zhipeng seemed to be smiling, "What are you thinking? Why are you sneaking while laughing?"

"It's nothing, I remember the time I said get rid of dumplings." Jia Zhipeng shook his head, pulling away from the memories of the past.

"Stupid, now there is nothing you don't understand, right? Not only do you understand, but you also talk about it, and you always say it." Lin Feng remembered some past events and smiled.At the beginning, Lei Zi said, "Are you Biao?" Jia Zhipeng didn't know what "Biao" meant, so he took out his hand to Baidu, and the result turned out to be a hybrid of a tiger and a lion! !I heard people say "Tiezi" while walking, and mistakenly thought that the Tiezi mentioned in Shenyang was gay... There were a lot of jokes, big and small.

"That's right, I can still drink Erguotou now!" Jia Zhipeng poured white wine for himself and Lin Feng, and toasted Lin Feng flamboyantly, "Come on, let's get drunk today!"

"Ah? You drink this too?" This was a bit beyond Lin Feng's expectation. Jia Zhipeng can't drink a thousand bottles—it's beer. As for liquor, he can barely handle it at 38 degrees, and it's not impossible to drink 52 degrees. , but who will suffer after drinking it will know!In the past, I just heard Jia Zhipeng say that he couldn’t drink baijiu, but he didn’t take it seriously until he drank high-strength baijiu once, and he was fine when he got home at night, but he was disabled the next day. Anyone who drank too much is not a hangover. ?It's normal, but I don't have energy the next day.But Jia Zhipeng had a headache for three days, and his face was so pale that it was uglier than the wall. The wall was just white, but Jia Zhipeng’s white had a gray-blue color. The thin layer of white ash, it took seven or eight days to cheer up, and it took about ten days for the sun to fully recover.After that, Lin Feng didn't dare to let him drink liquor anymore. Jia Zhipeng was the one who suffered, and Lin Feng was the one who felt sorry for him. He couldn't say anything about it.From then on, whenever Lin Feng was present, he would not be allowed to drink liquor if he could.

"Well, let's have a drink with you." Jia Zhipeng's eyes were bright, and he looked at Lin Feng with a smile on his eyebrows.

Just about to stop him, he thought about it and nodded, "Okay!" Lin Feng also found out later that as long as Jia Zhipeng didn't drink too much, a glass and a half of white wine still has an antidote - honey water, and the effect can be magically recovered. Described, drinking a cup of thick honey in water, basically he will be languid for a day, and nothing will happen to him the next day.After all, Jia Zhipeng still had a lot of occasions at work that Lin Feng could not attend. Occasionally, when he came back after drinking liquor, this trick was tried and tested repeatedly.Lin Feng secretly told himself that Jia Zhipeng must drink honey water before going to bed.

The two sat down and just ate food and just drank. "Try this, and tell me if it's good or not?" "You don't have a lot of fun doing it"... The two of them commented on each other's dishes and let each other taste their own dishes, so they tasted the dishes, tasted the wine, and then talked about others. The common sense is short, the only topic that I don't talk about is: parting.

Until the wine was hot, Jia Zhipeng said: "You are too dishonest to sleep at night."

"Come on, I haven't kicked you out of bed for three years, and you still say, who will believe it?" About Lin Feng's dishonesty in sleeping, Jia Zhipeng once told him that Lin Feng actually knew a little bit, but now he just doesn't want to admit it.

"It doesn't matter if you kick me, you kick the quilt! I get up and cover you with the quilt almost every night except in summer, do you know you? You sleep like a pig." Jia Zhipeng smiled innocently, with a kind of complacency in his smile, Your embarrassment is a secret collection and exclusive that only I know about.

Lin Feng wanted to say "I don't know", but he did know that several times when he was sleeping in a daze, Jia Zhipeng covered him with the quilt, and he wanted to kick him again. He was still saying: "Bao'er, be obedient and cover yourself with a quilt." Lin Feng heard this more than once, and his heart melted once he heard it. Why did he treat himself as a baby?

Jia Zhipeng said: "Don't think I don't know. If you play donkey with me, you don't want to see me. I'm just stupid and don't know what to say. When you see that I don't make a sound, you think I'm angry, and you will come again." Coax me, in fact, your heart is softer than anyone else. You say that I am lazy now, but you are used to it?"

Jia Zhipeng also said: "Your temper should also be restrained. Old friends like Gangsan Leizi don't have the same knowledge as you. How do you know that others don't take it to heart? If you offend people later, you don't know what offended them."

Lin Feng also said: "With your drinking capacity, it's better not to drink white wine. If you really can't escape, you must remember to drink honey water when you go home. Don't suffer later, no one loves you."

Lin Feng said again: "When you have beriberi, soak your feet in white vinegar for three days, and you'll be fine. I'm talking about Lin's secret recipe, just to tease you, it's pure white vinegar. Don't put anything else, and don't put water. I will not be by your side in the future, think about it by yourself at the turn of spring and summer."

Lin Feng continued: "Your wife, don't always feel that you owe her. If you really want to get to the divorce, don't let her say what she says. She can use you as a weapon, so don't be too polite to her. Don't take all the anger and grievances on your own. It's not just your wife, I'm not by your side, don't let others do everything, and let others bully you. "

Jia Zhipeng said again: "I will definitely come back, but there is no guarantee in ten or twenty years. Just do what you should do and live your life happily. Don't wait for me. I won't thank you for this, really. To know that you have wronged yourself, I am more uncomfortable than you."

Lin Fengding went back: "You are about to leave, you don't care about me!"

Jia Zhipeng replied: "Oh, I don't care, as long as you take care of yourself. Come and drink..."

When talking about some things about the two of them together, they laughed while talking; when they talked about the uncertain future, they cried while talking... There was no concept of time, the phone rang in the middle, and neither of them said anything. I went to see no one picked me up.

Later, Jia Zhipeng said that he was sleepy, and Lin Feng estimated that it was late at night. He wanted to clean up the table before going to bed, but forget it, let's not clean up, and we will talk about it tomorrow.When Lin Feng turned around, Jia Zhipeng fell asleep, dragged Jia Zhipeng who was lying on the table, and said: "Dapeng, go back to the house-sleep, sleep." Jia Zhipeng laughed and followed behind Lin Feng. Suddenly remembered something, turned around to go to the kitchen, his feet were unstable, he staggered and bumped into Jia Zhipeng, Jia Zhipeng sat on the ground in a flash, Lin Feng stretched out his hand to pull him up, but he said: "If I can't get up, I will just sit down for a while."

Seeing that he refused to get up, Lin Feng ignored him and went to the kitchen alone, then went back to the room, got a glass of water in his hand, and squatted next to Jia Zhipeng to let him drink.

"If I don't drink, I'm stuffed... drink... drink again, and my stomach will explode!" Jia Zhipeng played with his temper and refused to drink anything.

"I have to drink it even if it explodes." In fact, Lin Feng also had more, but the persistent thought of getting Jia Zhipeng to drink honey water was still on his mind.

Jia Zhipeng shook his head in a mess, his mouth was tightly pursed, and he refused to drink if he didn't drink.Lin Feng became anxious, and pulled Jia Zhipeng's chin, originally intending to pour honey water, but turned his face away, seeing the blurred eyes, face reddened by alcohol, and pursed white lips, his mind suddenly went blank Without thinking about anything, he lowered his head and kissed him. Jia Zhipeng hugged Lin Feng's head and responded with a hasty kiss that was thick and long. Lin Feng also kissed so much that he forgot what he was going to do. The water glass fell to the ground, and there was a muffled bang. The water fell on the ground, but the glass was unexpectedly not broken. The sound aroused Lin Feng's rationality, and a voice reminded him "Let Jia Zhipeng drink honey water", but I don't know why Jia Zhipeng is asked to drink honey water, who cares, he must drink it anyway!Lin Feng stood up unsteadily.

"Where are you going?" Jia Zhipeng asked in an unsatisfactory manner.