bedside calendar

"Pour honey water for you." Lin Feng has been insisting on this matter to the end, unusually stubborn.

"Oh!" Jia Zhipeng got the answer, but he was a little confused.

When Lin Feng entered the room again, he saw that Jia Zhipeng was still sitting on the ground, falling asleep with his head tilted beside the bed. Lin Feng thought you were asleep, what about the water?What should I do, why don't I drink it!Lin Feng took a sip, cough, cough, put too much honey, why is it so sweet?I don't drink anymore, you drink!Pulled Jia Zhipeng, did not wake up, Lin Feng took another sip, did not swallow this time, passed into Jia Zhipeng's mouth, Jia Zhipeng drank it unconsciously, it was so sweet, he drank too little in one sip, and directly stuck his tongue into Lin Feng's mouth Li Suo wanted more sweetness, and after searching for it, he smacked his lips and muttered, "Sweet, hehe, I want more!"

This also reminded Lin Feng, took another sip, kissed it again, took another sip, kissed it again... just finished drinking a glass of water (this is so stupid, Jia Zhipeng is already willing to drink water, and giving him the glass will also make him drank).Jia Zhipeng also came back to his senses, stood up and took off his clothes, ready to go to bed, but why did he feel so sticky and uncomfortable, so he dangled outside again.

Lin Feng stretched out his hand but didn't touch Jia Zhipeng. The feeling of emptiness in his hand made him feel a little lost. He was anxious and shouted: "Dapeng, where are you going?"

"Ah?" Jia Zhipeng was stunned by the shout, and after thinking for a while, he said in a daze, "Go take a bath."

Lin Feng was relieved when he heard it, but he still didn't understand, "Didn't you wash it?"

Jia Zhipeng tried to confirm it, and then said: "No—wash."

"Why do I think you've washed it?" Lin Feng raised his hand and patted his head.

"No, my body is still sticky, I must not have washed it." (Of course it is sticky, half of a glass of honey water is poured on the ground and half on the body, it must be sticky), Jia Zhipeng said and has already swayed to the door.

"Oh!" Lin Feng didn't insist anymore, if you said that he didn't wash it, he didn't wash it.Originally wanted to wait for Jia Zhipeng to sleep together, but fell asleep while waiting.

I slept until the light of day, opened my eyes to see a mess in the room, and my head hurt a little, but fortunately, Lin Feng rubbed his temples, suddenly remembered, and hurriedly turned his head to look at Jia Zhipeng.

Jia Zhipeng's complexion was fine, he was not as pale as a wall, and thought to himself: This is because he is good at drinking!Still worried, he quickly got up and went to the kitchen to take out a honey bottle, mixed it with water at the right temperature, put two spoonfuls of honey, and brought it to Jia Zhipeng's bedside.

"Dapeng, wake up." Lin Feng looked at the sleeping Jia Zhipeng, thinking of kissing him, but with water in his hand, he finally just pushed Jia Zhipeng.

Jia Zhipeng tried his best to open his eyes but couldn't open them, and asked reluctantly, "What—what?"

"You get up and drink some water before going to sleep." Lin Feng had already sat on the edge of the bed, and when Jia Zhipeng came up, he handed him the water glass.

"En!" Jia Zhipeng agreed, but turned over, facing Lin Feng and fell asleep again.

Lin Feng reached out and pinched Jia Zhipeng's nose, "Get up, drink a glass of water, just one glass."

"Sleepy, don't mess with me!" Jia Zhipeng was very dissatisfied with Lin Feng's constant harassment, and frowned.

Lin Feng scratched Jia Zhipeng's neck again, but he heard Jia Zhipeng say: "Okay, okay, it's okay, Bao'er, go to sleep!"

Lin Feng's heart melted instantly, and he couldn't bear to call Jia Zhipeng anymore. He looked at the water in the glass. If he didn't drink it, he would definitely wake up with a headache (Lin Feng also drank too much last night, and he didn't remember to feed Jia Zhipeng a glass of honey water at all) .Jia Zhipeng likes to eat sweets, as long as he can taste the taste in a sip, he can look up by himself with his eyes closed, but... Lin Feng suddenly wanted to laugh, he should have prepared a milk bottle for him today.There are no milk bottles at home, but there are straws. Lin Feng found a straw, took a sip of water, used the straw to transfer it to Jia Zhipeng’s mouth bit by bit, and then put the straw into the cup. Jia Zhipeng obviously didn’t drink enough, so he touched it with the straw. Swipe his mouth, and immediately drank it by himself, and the glass quickly ran out.Just after Jia Zhipeng finished drinking, he retrieved his pillow and fell asleep again.When Lin Feng went to the kitchen to deliver the cups, he saw that the ground was too messy. He kicked the clothes and trousers and a bath towel at the door of the bedroom and bathroom into the living room. He was so lazy. Let’s throw them away first. At least he can get from the bedroom to the bathroom quickly. The living room and the dining room are already connected, let's go together and talk about it later.Lin Feng let out a long breath, went to the toilet to clean his bladder, and returned to the bed to regain sleep.Before going to bed, I was thinking: Isn’t Dapeng panicking?Why doesn't he pee?It was only after getting into the bed that Jia Zhipeng was found to be a prostitute.So when I lay down, I began to think: Why did Dapeng sleep naked? I didn’t have this habit before. Is this seducing me, or is it dissatisfied with desire?Should I satisfy him?Before he could figure out the answer, he fell asleep again after thinking about people.

In fact, Jia Zhipeng drank two bottles of beer at night and a large glass of honey water before going to bed. He was suffocated before dawn, but he didn't wake up very much. He went to the bathroom in a daze, nodded straight when he peed, and almost didn't stand up. I fell asleep, and my mind didn't start spinning after solving the problem, and I fell asleep immediately after returning to the bed.Not to mention that Lin Feng slept too deeply and didn't know, Jia Zhipeng didn't even know that he woke up once.

So the two slept together until noon.Without Gang San's harassment, the two of them would undoubtedly be able to sleep until the afternoon.

The sound of slamming the door was loud, really loud, not knocking on the door at all, but the force of smashing the door.Lin Feng and Jia Zhipeng were both woken up.Jia Zhipeng found that he, uh, seemed to have forgotten to wear it after taking a shower.When Lin Feng woke up and saw the naked Jia Zhipeng, he remembered that he seemed to want to satisfy him before falling asleep, but he fell asleep without doing anything.His eyes wandered around Jia Zhipeng's body and he said, "Put it on quickly, I'm going to open the door." Lin Feng closed the bedroom door before answering.

"I said what are you two doing at home? No one has answered the phone since last night. Lei Zi said..." Gang San entered the door extremely dissatisfied, saw the scene outside, opened his mouth and didn't close it, it took a while Said: "Did you two fight or did you fight? Or did you both do it together?"

The messy cups and plates can also be explained by the fact that the two of them drank too much last night and didn't clean up. What happened to the pair of pants that were thrown on the floor?It can still be seen that the pants are wet, could it be that they peed their pants?Who performed such a feat?Gang San saw the clothes thrown on the ground before, they belonged to Jia Zhipeng, did this kid let Lin Feng rape him on the ground?Why not use a bed?What happened to the bath towel on the ground? It was because Lin Feng took a shower before doing business... So no matter who did it, it was really on the ground!Is this the feeling of looking for a field battle?

After Gang San was surprised for a while, he smiled knowingly, "You guys are crazy enough, no wonder you don't answer the phone." He patted Lin Feng on the shoulder, "Dude, I tell you to take it easy!"

Lin Feng didn't fully understand Gang San's meaning, but the meaning of "take it easy" was still very straightforward, and he gave Gang San a blank look, "You don't care, and my own man, I'm jealous that you also go home and talk to Lei Zi Fight for three hundred rounds!"

"How can it be, Lei Zi doesn't want to talk to me when I go home now, thinking that I'm old and boring." Gang San and Lei Zi have always had a good relationship, but Lei Zi doesn't talk much, Gang San always said that, said everything For several years, this person just likes to blackmail himself very much.

"Go away, you're the only one who knows the nonsense! By the way, why are you here? What's the matter?" Lin Feng didn't follow Gang San's tricks.

"It's okay, I'll send you a fresh mackerel. Lei Zi saw such a big and fresh mackerel this morning, so he bought it and asked me to deliver it. He said Dapeng likes this, and he won't be able to eat such a fresh one in the future..." Gang San glanced at Lin Feng and rolled his eyes, ignoring him!While talking, he turned around and found that the bedroom door was closed, and asked, "I haven't gotten up yet, how long did you two do?"

"I didn't do it last night!" Jia Zhipeng opened the bedroom door and came out, answering Gang San's words.

"Didn't do it? Then you recruited thieves in this living room? What did you lose?" Gang San blinked at Jia Zhipeng with a very sincere expression.

"No..." Jia Zhipeng knew it wasn't recruiting thieves, but he clearly remembered doing it in the bathroom before eating, why is this restaurant and living room like this?Just when he wanted to explain that Lin Feng raised his hand and gave him a chestnut, although Jia Zhipeng didn't know why he was beaten, he knew that he was beaten again by Gang San.

This honest Jia Zhipeng didn't make any progress at all, and he sent him to Gangsan to bully him again. Lin Feng took the conversation away, "Lei Zi really doesn't want to do anything with you now, look at your resentful face, you are holding back me Is this a dry addiction?"

"Yeah, I still want to eat the mackerel dumplings you made! Anyway, it's the mackerel fish I brought, so you're too embarrassed to let me eat it, right?" Gang Sanji sat on the sofa, completely There is no intention of leaving.

"You want to eat, but I don't want to eat it!" Lin Feng gave Gang San another big roll of his eyes.

When Jia Zhipeng heard the mackerel dumplings, his eyes shone like a cat. The skin of the mackerel was so bright that it weighed three catties at least, and his saliva almost came out.Then I heard that Lin Feng didn't want to wrap it, so he hurriedly said: "I want to eat too, I'll wrap it for you!" Now those little eyes are so pitiful.

"Are you stupid? Drive him away, how do you want to eat that Spanish mackerel? Don't let him dictate, don't you bother him?" Lin Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pointed at Jia Zhipeng, "Why did it grow so long?" Have a heart of stone? Don’t have a single eye! Don’t be mad at me, clean up the table.”

"Hahaha..." Gang San smiled and stood up from the sofa, "My man said, don't let me mix in here, forget it, I'm leaving, you two should be loving each other!" Walking to the door and turning back Add a sentence: "The battlefield in your home is really spectacular, I took a picture and sent it to Moments."

As soon as Jia Zhipeng was busy picking up his phone, Gangsan burst out laughing again. Lin Feng slapped him, already speechless to this solid-minded person in his family...

Lin Feng seriously thought about whether to add fatty meat or tofu to the Spanish mackerel. He ate a lot of meat in the past two days, so he finally decided to add tofu.But neither of them wants to move, who will buy tofu?It was decided by guessing fists, and Lin Feng lost twice in the three fights, so he reluctantly changed his clothes and went downstairs.