President's offensive and defensive battle

The summer is scorching, the sky is high and the clouds are light.

Wu Xie stood under the scorching sun, exuding a strong smell, and there was no one within ten meters... He felt that he was not like activated carbon at this time, but more like a pile of shit.

Zhang Qiling followed Wu Xie five meters behind, not because he disliked Wu Xie, but because Wu Xie disliked him.

"Boss Zhang, who do you think smells worse?" Wu Xie turned around and looked at Zhang Qiling from afar.

Zhang Qiling thought about it, but didn't dare to say it.

Wu Xie flattened her mouth: "Okay, I'll understand if you don't tell me, then go buy something to eat and I'll wait for you."

"it is good."

"I rely on you to really feel that I stink?!"

"Then you go."

"Forget it, I'm so tired, I don't want to move."

"..."

At noon this day, Zhang Qiling tried stinky tofu again, because he felt that the smell on his body was worse than that of stinky tofu. Maybe he could taste the smell of stinky tofu after neutralizing it?

As a result, he failed again.

He was also scolded by Wu Xie.

It is said that his stink is getting worse, and it is no longer acceptable.

Wronged.

Su Wanyi was so happy that he sold a lot of cotton candy in the morning, he ran to Wu Xie to share his happiness, and then he was smoked away.

"Mr. Wu! I understand how you felt yesterday! You should also understand how I felt yesterday, right? Bye~!"

After Su Wan left, Xie Yuchen walked over with wet hair, sat down beside Wu Xie, and said, "I didn't dislike you today, and you must not dislike me tomorrow."

"But you disliked me yesterday." Wu Xie pointed at him and said.

"No, it was Su Wan and the others that I disliked yesterday." Xie Yuchen said calmly.

Wu Xie's mind was a little "stinky": "Oh... okay."

However, the next day, when Xie Yuchen and Heixiazi came out of the Giraffe Pavilion, Wu Xie was the first to fly ten meters away, and quibbled: "Little Hua! I don't despise you! I despise Heixiazi!"

Xie Yuchen: ...

Well, it's barely even.

The three days of work had worn away Wu Xie's executive style, and also worn out the wildness in Heixiazi's bones, and made Xie Yuchen and his artists down to earth.

The only thing that hasn't changed is Zhang Qiling. He still looks independent, but occasionally shows persistent curiosity about some common things—such as stinky tofu.

On the evening of the 26th, after Xie Yuchen came out of the bathroom, he saw Su Wan counting money, so he asked casually, "Su Wan, how much money do you two have left?"

Su Wan was counting half of the money one by one, and Wu Xie didn't bother to understand Yuchen. Wu Xie raised his head and casually looked at the money in Su Wan's hand, and said, "It's estimated to be more than 2100."

Xie Yuchen picked up the hair dryer and walked back to the bathroom: "There are so many? Isn't that similar to Xiaoxie and you?"

Su Wan just finished counting the money at this time, looked at Wu Xie in a daze, and asked stupidly: "Mr. Wu, how do you know that I have more than 2100 in money?"

Wu Xie said triumphantly, "Hmph, the eyes of my master are money detectors, and you can tell at a glance if there are a few of them that are real or fake!"

"Really?" Su Wan was immediately taken aback.

Xie Yuchen plugged in the hair dryer and said with a smile: "Su Wan, don't bother with him, he's not so smart. He just has a good memory, and he's been paying attention to our income and expenditure from the very beginning, and he's always had a small plan in mind."

"That's amazing! I can't even settle my own account..." Su Wan especially admired his own president at the moment.

Wu Xie felt a little guilty after being praised, and said with a chuckle: "You are an entertainer, not an accountant."

"Hehehe." Su Wan scratched his head, raised the money in his hand, and said, "A total of 2167! In fact, the program team is not very evil, most of the program is over, and we still have so much left."

Wu Xie raised his eyebrows: "Don't be complacent, there may be some big hole for us to jump in."

"Hey, Mr. Wu, how much money do you and Mr. Zhang have?" Su Wan collected the money.

"It's more than 2150, less than you." Wu Xie rubbed his chin and said, "At present, the least ones are Aning and Aunt Wen Jin. The first jobs of boys are to earn money by labor. Girls have always suffered. What's the trick behind the cluster, otherwise, wouldn't people say patriarchal when this show is broadcast?"

"Don't forget, girls will be selling balloons and small toys on the 30th. I think you can find some of them." Xie Yuchen came out of the bathroom after blowing his hair, bringing out a scent of fragrance.

"Mom, Xiaohua, how much perfume did you wear?" Wu Xie teased.

Xie Yuchen glared at him: "Aren't you the same yesterday? And you still use mine!"

"I didn't bring mine! Who knew I would have to shovel shit for rhinos and elephants..." Wu Xie couldn't help but burst into tears recalling yesterday's tragedy.

"Hey, tell me, if we play ghosts tomorrow, will we be beaten?" Su Wan sat cross-legged on the bedside with a cotton pillow in his arms: "I heard that the staff in the haunted house are often beaten."

"Who did you hear?"

"Yeah, who told you that? I think you can beat him."

"No, if you really meet a timid and strong man, maybe you will punch him on reflex!"

"Pfft, your imagination is really rich."

"If you beat you, you can seek compensation from him."

"Wow, Xiaohua, you are too dark. I remember that your face was insured, right?"

"...Your face has only been insured."

"No, I bought my brain."

"……what?"

"Brain, if one day I get into a car accident and lose my memory, the insurance company will pay me 1000 million."

"..."

"Hahahahahaha! I was joking and you actually believed it!!!"

"..."

"Ah! Don't slap your face!"

Early the next morning, when the transformation team was having breakfast, Li Cu arrived late, and informed them that they had to attend a simple training first, and then go to the haunted house for work after 10 o'clock.

The light in the haunted house is dark, which is not suitable for shooting, and it is not practical to have a videographer behind every ghost, so Li Cuo asked the staff to bring a mini-camera to each of them to record their work.

"These cameras are all connected to me, and the pictures and sounds can be transmitted, so that you can give me feedback in time if you have any questions." Li Cuo held up a small camera and said to everyone: "There are also That is, the haunted house is actually not very safe, so I hope that every girl has a boy to protect her. First, I am afraid that some tourists will be too emotional, and second, I am afraid that you will cause riots if you are recognized."

As he said that, Li Cu glanced at Xie Yuchen, then at Aning, and then at Xiuxiu... The three of them were almost robbed of their stalls when they were selling cotton candy.

The haunted house in the park is built on a small rockery. There is a cave on the hillside of the rockery. There are red, green and green lights in the cave, and the sound of howling ghosts and wolves.

Wu Xie and his team were taken to the locker room after training. The staff gave each of them a "work uniform", and then a special makeup artist did makeup for them.

Wu Xie sat in front of the makeup mirror with her eyes closed to draw eyeliner, but her mouth was not idle: "It's the first time I have drawn eyeliner when I grow up so old."

Xie Yuchen has finished painting now, he looks at himself in the mirror with white face, red lips, and spherical eyebrows... a bit unacceptable.

"Hahahahaha! Master Hua'er, if you can be recognized like this, then you must be a diehard fan of yours!" the blind man said desperately.

Xie Yuchen glanced at the "headless" black blind man, and said quietly, "I don't want to talk to people who don't even have a head."

Black blind man: ...