President's offensive and defensive battle

After the first day's work, all the groups gained a lot. Among them, Hei Xiazi and Xie Yuchen's marshmallow stand made a net profit of 504 yuan. After the two were divided equally, it was 2.5 times the wages of the other people that day.

When the blind man handed the money to Su Wan, he kept peeking at Xie Yuchen behind the sunglasses.

Su Wan saw it, and thought to himself: If Master Hua frowned now, the money would probably be handed over there directly.

There was nothing to say all night, and Wu Xie frowned as soon as he opened his eyes the next morning.

When Xie Yuchen came back from practicing kung fu and saw him frowning on the bed, he asked, "Why are you in a daze? I can't make it to breakfast."

Wu Xie turned over and said sullenly, "I don't want to eat."

Xie Yuchen wiped his sweat with a towel and asked, "What's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?"

Wu Xie sat up abruptly, pulled Xie Yuchen and asked, "Xiao Hua, where do you think they will let us clean?"

Xie Yuchen was stunned for a moment, and smiled: "I've been arguing for a long time because of this? Are you still an old man? You're actually struggling with this!"

"Forget it! You won't understand me unless it happens! Just wait! I'll definitely be selling cotton candy tomorrow while smiling and watching you and the black blind man sweep the sheep dung balls!" Wu Xie said with a snort .

Xie Yuchen covered his stomach and laughed: "Okay, okay, but you have to make sure that you are not sweeping sheep dung balls today~!"

"get up!"

Xie Yuchen looked at Wu Xie's back and shook his head amusingly. He knew this Faxiaoer who grew up with him very well. He knew that he was not afraid of getting dirty or tired, but was habitually brainstorming hundreds of thousands of words before doing something. After thinking through all the unfortunate and unlikely contingencies, move forward reluctantly.

But the strange thing is that Wu Xie is not indecisive when things happen, especially when the situation is critical, he can always make the most correct choice quickly.When you ask him why he did this afterwards, the answer he gives you may be able to write a fantasy novel.

Just like when he regarded Zhang Qiling as an imaginary enemy back then...

"Xiaohua, do you think I'll smell bad and be rejected by others tomorrow when I sell cotton candy and I won't make any money?" Wu Xie asked with a toothbrush in his mouth.

See, he has to ask such completely impossible things.

"You can find out if Su Wan still stinks today." Xie Yuchen replied casually.

"But I'm afraid I have an activated charcoal physique." Wu Xie spat out the mouthwash.

"Activated charcoal physique? What the hell is that?" Su Wan asked in surprise.

"Activated charcoal can purify the air. He said he was afraid that his body would absorb the smell..." Xie Yuchen was a little weak.

"Hahahahahahahaha! Activated charcoal physique...!!" Su Wan leaned on the wall and laughed, "Mr. Wu...hahaha, if you, if you are activated charcoal, the park will definitely not let you go! Hahahahaha, bring it with you when the time comes If you go around, the whole park will no longer smell hahahahahahahaha!"

Xie Yuchen: ...

These two really have a close relationship.

Brains are all one model.

After washing up, Wu Xie and the three went out to have breakfast together. When the door was locked, the door of the opposite room was also opened. Wu Xie turned around and happened to see Zhang Qiling coming out of the room, and was immediately taken aback.

Standing at the door, Zhang Qiling looked down at his tight black vest, camouflage overalls, and black leather boots, and said, "It's a blind man."

Hei Xiazi himself was wearing a T-shirt and big flowered beach pants, put his arm around Zhang Qiling's shoulders, raised his head at Wu Xie and the other three, and proudly said: "You are handsome!"

"What a handsome fart!" Wu Xie quickly walked up to Zhang Qiling and pushed him back into the room, cursing in a low voice as he pushed, "Aren't you fucking stupid?! Wearing a small vest, I'm not afraid that the tattoo will come out later ah?!"

Pushed by Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling retreated all the way to the bathroom in the room, grabbed his wrist until the camera was out of view, smiled, and said, "It's okay, tattoos are not a secret."

Wu Xie stared: "I don't want to, let others see. Okay, no, okay?!"

Zhang Qi Ling:……

Row.

Special line.

Then go back and put on a cotton jacket and cover it up.

Five minutes later, when Zhang Qiling appeared in the restaurant wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants T-shirt and camouflage overalls, the black blind man was almost blind...

"You can take off your trousers and shoes without wearing my vest?! How can I wear these trousers in the future?!" the black blind man wailed.

Wu Xie went to the table and sat down, took a bite of the tenderloin of sesame seed cake Xie Yuchen ordered for him, and said vaguely, "We're just going to clean up. Is it useful to be so handsome?"

"It's useless." Zhang Qiling was particularly cooperative.

The black blind man opened his mouth three times but no words came out...

Xie Yuchen snickered while drinking soy milk.

"Boss, this is the first time I've seen you wearing this kind of T-shirt..." Qi Yu held a bun before he could bite it.

The cameraman took a close-up of SpongeBob SquarePants on Zhang Qiling's chest.

At 5 o'clock in the morning, the five teams started work on time. Xie Yuchen, Heixiazi, Chen Wenjin and Aning went to play dolls, Su Wan, Qi Yu, Xiuxiu and Yuncai went to sell cotton candy, while Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling were taken Went to Rhino Cave...

The rhino breeder is an uncle in Tianjin in his 40s. He smiled very happily when he saw Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling.

"Come on, put on the masks first." The uncle gave each of them an anti-smog mask, then patted Zhang Qiling on the shoulder and asked, "Hey, young man Jie, you look really energetic, do you have a date?"

Wu Xie: ...

Why don't you ask me? !

In fact, Wu Xie felt lucky for a moment when he learned that he was going to the rhinoceros cave. After all, rhinoceros is no more scary than tigers and lions, and it looks dull and a little ugly.

"Uncle, how many rhinos do we have here?" Wu Xie planned to change the topic.

"Oh, I have two." The uncle was still looking at Zhang Qiling.

Wu Xie silently: Why is it paralyzed, regardless of gender, you want to be infatuated with my man? !

"Uncle, shall we go to work?" Wu Xie raised the broom in his hand.

The uncle glanced at Wu Xie, said "Hey", and said, "You kid, why don't you put on the mask properly? Does it work if you don't cover your nose?!"

Wu Xie was puzzled: "Cover your nose? Does the hole... stink?"

The uncle smiled, pointed to the dark hole, and said, "You can smell it yourself."

Wu Xie glanced at Zhang Qiling, and asked him with his eyes: Can I try?

Zhang Qiling blinked: I don't know.

Wu Xie received the signal: blink = you can try.

"Uncle, don't think of us too delicately! When I was young, my dad and the others managed me militarily!" Wu Xie walked towards the rhinoceros cave while bragging.

In the dark cave, the rhinoceros couple blinked their small eyes blankly as Wu Xie approached them.

When Wu Xie stepped one foot into the rhinoceros hole, he held his breath cleverly. After all, he had never entered before, so how could he not keep a hand?

When Wu Xie walked into the cave, he slowly let go of his breath and carefully smelled the smell in the cave.

……

……

……

"Fuck!"

With a whoosh, Wu Xie flew out.

The uncle breeder laughed heartily.

Zhang Qiling caught Wu Xie and looked at him worriedly, but luckily he didn't faint.

"This, this...why are you so coquettish?!"