President's offensive and defensive battle

In the secret door of the haunted house, "Wu Fujiang" and "Zhang Zhenzi" hid together with "Chen Zombie"...

The skirt on Wu Xie Lala's body was indignant: "Why do boys have to pretend to be female ghosts?!"

Zhang Qiling looked at his white robe, and silently looked at Wu Xie through the seam of his wig.

"I rely on you not to stare at me secretly, it's scary!" Wu Xie accidentally found Zhang Qiling's bright eyes, and was taken aback.

"Not secretly." Zhang Qiling said, he was really looking at it openly.

Chen Wenjin was dressed in an official hat and uniform from the Qing Dynasty, and her face was white. She poked Wu Xie with her long, pointed nails and asked, "How are we going to scare people later?"

Wu Xie was taken aback by the poke, but she still patiently said to Chen Wenjin: "Aunt Wenjin, it's the easiest for you, just jump out and be careful not to fall."

Chen Wenjin nodded, and asked again: "What about you? I think Xiao Zhang is fine, and your outfit is not scary."

Wu Xie smiled and said mysteriously, "I have a secret weapon~!"

The three of Wu Xie hid in the middle of the haunted house. Not far in front were Bai Wuchang Jie Yuchen and Hei Wuchang Xiuxiu, behind were Scissorhands Qi Yu and Hanged Ghost Yun Cai, and at the end were the headless black blind man and ghost doll Su Wan with a bull's head and horse face. Ning... That's right, the bull's head and horse face are both Aning.

After a while, the first batch of guests arrived. Hearing the screams not far away, Wu Xie poked Zhang Qiling and said, "You go first, I'm second. Aunt Wen Jin will come after they pass by." Silently pop out and shoot them."

Chen Wenjin: ...

This is a really, really great idea.

After Zhang Qiling walked out, causing a burst of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", Chen Wenjin watched helplessly as Wu Xie wiped the hawthorn fruit tea on his face, and took a mouthful of it to pretend to vomit blood.

As a result, the tourists laughed with a "poof".

"Hahahahahahaha! Fu Jiang'brother', your leg hair is a bit heavy hahahahahaha!"

Wu Xie: ...

Why can you still see leg hair when it's so dark?

Is it really that heavy?

ah?Zhang Qi Ling?

Wu Xie gulped down the hawthorn fruit tea in his mouth, listlessly went back to the secret door that was made into a rock, Zhang Qiling followed behind him, secretly said: "It's not heavy."

Chen Wenjin smiled secretly: I don't know what kind of expression the three provinces will have when they see his "nephew and daughter-in-law" in the future.

"Aunt Wen Jin, it's your turn!" Wu Xie poked her head and stared outside, seeing the tourists walking past talking and laughing, she hurried back and told Chen Wenjin.

Chen Wenjin helped the crooked hat, walked out of the secret door, and then jumped up with a thump.

A few tourists heard the sound, their smiles froze on their faces, and they looked back: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Hey, I can't scare you to death, hum! How dare you say that my legs are heavy!" Wu Xie said secretly while hiding in the secret door.

Chen Wenjin successfully scared away the tourists, walked back with a smile and said, "Success!"

Wu Xie was proud: "That is, I don't care who came up with the idea~!"

Chen Wenjin looked at him, took out a pack of tissues and handed it to him: "Wipe your face."

Wu Xie: ...

Why is the sugar-free hawthorn tea also sticky?

"Someone is here again." Zhang Qiling said.

Wu Xie wiped her face indiscriminately, then Hulu brushed off two wigs on her head, taking advantage of the stickiness of the hawthorn fruit tea, sticking the strands of hair messily to her face.

"I'm going out with Mr. Zhang this time, Aunt Wen Jin, wait until we come back and they can breathe a sigh of relief before going out." Wu Xie slightly changed his tactics.

Chen Wenjin could tell that this young master of the Wu family had a bad stomach, and when he was mischievous, he was at the level of a president.

From less than ten o'clock in the morning, tourists came to the haunted house to explore, and sometimes they would meet people who challenged again.Wu Xie and the others thought it was fresh and interesting at first, but later they lost interest.

"It's so boring, why do these people all react at the same time when they're scared?" Wu Xie squatted in the corner, holding her chin and complaining.

Xie Yuchen, who came to "drop in" because he was bored, leaned beside him and kicked him, saying, "Hey, you're wearing a skirt, and you're just squatting on the ground with your legs crossed?"

"What are big men afraid of? It's not that I don't wear underwear, look." As he spoke, Wu Xie lifted his skirt.

Zhang Qiling glanced back reflexively...it was really just a reflex.

Xie Yuchen leaned his head against the wall, speechless for a long time.

"I said, why don't you go back? Is it hot to squeeze five people into such a big place?" Wu Xie looked up at Xie Yuchen, and by the way, glanced at the black blind man who was standing by the secret door to check for tourists.

"I'm not leaving. They told me and Xiuxiu to pretend to be wax figures and move until people get close. I'm almost exhausted. It's so much fun here." Xie Yuchen said while holding Bai Wuchang's staff It is used as a horsewhip in Peking Opera.

"It's 11:40, shouldn't it be time for us to eat?" The blind man said after going out to scare people.

Wu Xie pulled Xie Yuchen's wrist and looked at his watch: "Isn't it? I said why am I hungry. Hello? Hello? Director? Can we go to dinner after get off work?"

Sitting in front of the monitor, Li Cu looked back at the administrator of the haunted house. The administrator smiled and said, "I've sent someone to replace them, and I should be able to see you soon."

Before he could finish speaking, Wu Xie had already seen someone. A group of people cheered and ran out of the haunted house without even changing their clothes...

Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie knew to take off the wig anyway, but Su Wan ran out with the wig on, bouncing around like a lively little pervert.

"Su Wan, do you still have the burden of being an idol?" Wu Xie asked helplessly as she walked behind.

"Boss, I have no burden!" Su Wan grinned at the children on the side of the road, and then made them cry.

Wu Xie rolled her eyes, pointed at Su Wan, and said to Huo Xiuxiu and Xie Yuchen, "Xiuxiu, who will you or Xiao Hua take him in? Don't let him cause trouble to the world again."

Xie Yuchen shook Bai Sensen's staff in his hand, and said slowly: "We are seducing people, not ghosts."

"Yes!" Xiuxiu also raised the hook lock.

The ten "ghosts" walked from the haunted house all the way to the snack bar. The tourists on the side of the road all took out their mobile phones and cameras and clicked on them: I have seen a lot of celebrities, but this is the first time I have seen them dressed like this and go out blatantly!