Moon and Aging God

It was no longer the peach blossom season, but Yuelao and Shuaishen lay quietly under the peach blossom tree, drinking peach blossom wine.The two of them were already a little drunk, Yuelao waved his hand, and the pink petals fell with the wind, landing between his eyebrows.

Shaoshen leaned against the peach tree, surrounded by several altars of peach blossom wine rolling on the ground, he looked at the contents of the Sansheng Pond not far away, and said: "The two of them are still doing that kind of thing, we've all drank so much Alcohol."

Yuelao waved his sleeves, stumbled up to him, and said, "Young man, you are full of energy. Didn't you act like this when you were young?"

Shuaishen shook his head and said, "I've never done this before."

"Then what were you doing when you were young?"

Shuaishen said: "Send ghosts, pick them up, send ghosts, pick them up..."

Yuelao laughed out loud when he heard this, and he said: "You are drunk, you are drunk."

Shuaishen looked at him, Yuelao was standing among the peach blossoms, he used his celestial power to make the petals surround him, the scene was so beautiful, he couldn't help but take a few more glances.He said, "What about you? What were you doing when you were young?"

After hearing this, Yuelao lowered his head, thought for a while, and said, "Untie the marriage line and help people get married."

"What about yourself?"

Yuelao knew what the meaning of "Shenshen" meant, and he laughed when he heard it. He said, "Don't you know that a doctor can't heal himself? So we who help people get married, naturally we can't do it for ourselves."

"So you just keep watching people do this kind of thing?" Shuaishen said with a smile and pointed to Zhou Liangsheng and Zhang Yuanmu in the Sansheng Pond.

With a wave of Yue Lao's big hand, the water in the Thirty Pools was muddy, making the scene of the two people's love blurred.He said to Shuaishen: "Not all couples are like this, they are the exception, young and vigorous."

As Yuelao said, he walked to the side of the marriage line, pulled a part of the marriage line with his hand, and said something in his mouth: "Xue Zhaohe and Zhang Yunrong have a good relationship, Bai Qi and Su Yu have a good relationship, Yuechao and Gu Yi have a good relationship, Daoyuan and Wen Yan are blessed by heaven, Qin Yan and Jiang Mo are blessed by heaven, Jiang Naitian and Tang Yuan are blessed by heaven, Ding Fan and Qin Yucheng are blessed by heaven, Wei Chen and Li Hua are blessed by heaven..."

Shuaishen remembered that Yuelao said a lot of people's names that day, but suddenly stopped. He pulled out scissors and cut a marriage line with a snap. : "Are you drunk, how dare you cut the marriage line indiscriminately."

Yuelao took a look at Shuaishen, waved his hands and said, "I'm not drunk, Zhao Lei and Chen Shentian are blessed by fate." After speaking, the red thread broke in his hand.

Shuai Shen asked him, "What is evil fate?"

Yuelao replied to him: "It was a good marriage, but you can see that the thread between the two of them is entangled in other marriage threads. If you don't cut the thread between them, the rest of you can't be together, so you have to cut it, but Isn't it evil fate?"

Shuai Shen said: "It's fine to cut it off, anyway, that kid named Chen Shen will not live long, not long."

After hearing this, Yuelao took a sip of peach blossom wine, and said, "It's a pity." As he spoke, he tied the severed marriage thread and hung it up again.

When Huaishen met, Xiaoyue Lao said, "It's all broken, why do you still do this? I think it's better to give Zhao Lei another marriage line."

Yuelao said: "I took it for him, a woman's." Yuelao's eyes suddenly became a little sad, and he said: "It's just a pity, anyway, they are no longer destined, I will call for them. So what about the knot?"

Just at this time, Taishang Laojun walked over with his small steps.

He whispered a few words to Yuelao, and Yuelao immediately went to the Sansheng Pond and drank the water, his eyes suddenly became clear, as if the wine had also woken up.

Shuaishen was still drunk over there, he walked up to the man and said, "There's another job to do, so wake up."

Shuaishen looked at Yuelao and said, "I have just rested and have to work again. The work of Yuelao this time is really not humanly capable."

Yuelao stretched out his hand at him and said, "You are not a human, why do you complain so much, I haven't complained yet." Shuaishen stepped forward to hold those hands, and when he stood up, he leaned forward and felt unsteady, Yuelao saw Going up to help him, he was shorter than him, and accidentally brushed his hair against his skirt, he lowered his head a little drunk, and smelled the fragrance of peach blossoms on his body.

Huaishen suddenly felt: he seemed to see heaven in hell in a daze.

Shuaishen woke up in the same room. Seeing him waking up, Yuelao handed him a bowl of hangover soup and said, "Get up and work quickly."

Shuaishen got up and drank the hangover soup in one gulp, and Yuelao told him to change his clothes and go out with him.

Yuelao waited at the door for a long time and saw that Shuaishen was wearing such a suit when he went out, he couldn't help complaining: "Why are you wearing all black!"

Shuaishen turned around in front of Yuelao, and said, "Do you think it's not good-looking?"

Yuelao took a look at the man's figure. It is true that the black suit can well reflect his tall and straight figure and slender legs, but...it is January, how can there be a man in such light clothes walking on the snowy road? , I am afraid that others will not know that I am not a human being, and I am so good-looking, hey, really.Yuelao took one look at Shuaishen and didn't make a fuss, he said: "Are you afraid that others won't see that you are Shuaishen, change into a warmer clothes like me."

Shuaishen changed into a sweater and padded jacket and went out. Yuelao sighed and said, "Why are you wearing a white coat again?"

Shuaishen seemed to have done something wrong, walked over and asked in a low voice, "Didn't you say that I would be seen as Shuaishen if I wore black, so I just wore white."

"Don't you know how dirty white clothes are, and they will definitely have to be washed again when they come back."

"It's fine to wash it if it's dirty." Huai Shen said indifferently.

"Of course you don't care. Ever since you moved to Yuelao Temple, have you washed one of your Taoist robes? I didn't wash it." Yuelao glared at the man, seeing the collar of the sweater under his coat tangled together, helplessly Go forward and help him turn out the collar of the sweater.His cold hand touched the inside of Baishen's neck, and Baishen smiled and said, "It's so cold."

"Your hands are so cold." As he said, he stepped forward and grabbed Yuelao's hand and put his hand in his palm to warm it up.

"You... what are you doing..." At this moment, a girl next door in pink pajamas and a pink bowknot headband yelled at the two of them.

Yuelao and Shuaishen looked at each other and said they didn't know the girl.

The girl went up to greet the two of them and said, "Hello, my name is Chen Yaowu."

Shuaishen felt that he had seen big scenes in the underworld, and he had never seen such a girl. He glanced at the girl, who was wearing loose pajamas, with a big bow on her head, potato chips and a mobile phone in her hand. The colors of the two slippers are still different, and there is a fountain pen stuck on the head. Is this shape really popular in the world?

Shuaishen didn't want to reach out to greet him, Yuelao stood on tiptoe and whispered in his ear: "She is the protagonist we are going to draw the marriage line this time, please say something quickly."

Seeing this scene, the girl stared at Shuaishen and Yuelao with glowing eyes.

Shuaishen lowered his head and whispered in Yuelao's ear, "Are you sure she's human? Why do I think her eyes glowed green just now at us!"

Yue Lao was about to stand on tiptoe and say something to Shuaishen, when the two found the girl was patting her thighs with her hands, watching their every move with her mouth open, almost drooling.

"Hi, I'm Faint God."

"Bao Shen?" The girl looked terrified.

Seeing this, Yue Lao went up and explained: "No, he said he is handsome, handsome guy, you can call him A Shuai, my name is A Yue."

"You two... live together?" the girl asked.

Biaoshen lowered his head again and whispered in Yuelao's ear, "What is cohabitation?"

Yuelao gave him a white look, and answered him in a low voice: "It's just living together."

After hearing this, Shuaishen replied to the girl, "Yes, we are living together."

"What's the relationship between you two?"

Yuelao replied: "Friend."

Shuai Shen replied, "Colleague."

The girl looked at them in disbelief and asked, "Are you a friend or a colleague?"

Yue Lao replied: "Colleague."

Shuai Shen replied: "Friend."

The girl smiled and said, "Are you two colleagues or friends?"

Yuelao took a look at Shuaishen, and said, "Damn, can you tell me the same thing?"

Shuaishen glanced at Yuelao and said, "Damn, can you tell me the same thing?"

The girl laughed even more, and she said: "Then what is your relationship?"

Yue Lao said: "Brother."

Shuai Shen said: "Brother."

After hearing this, the girl looked at them with a malicious smile and said, "Dude, they should be good friends."

The girl greeted the two of them to enter the house, and she said, "Are you going to eat? I happened to buy a lot of food when I came to my house."

Shuaishen asked Yuelao as he entered the room: "What is a good gay friend?"

Yuelao explained to him, "They are good friends."

"Is that really what it means? Why do I think she smiles so weirdly?"

Yuelao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't think so much, finish this job quickly and leave."