Moon and Aging God

The thing is like this, Zhou Liangsheng and that Zhang Yuanmu became friends this week, but there is still a distance between this friend and lover, no, no, this month Lao and Shuaishen are worried about his affairs while breaking the marriage line .

Since Zhou Liangsheng hit up Zhang Yuanmu in the library last time, the two of them would occasionally go to the cafeteria to eat together, go to the library to study for homework, etc. Zhang Yuanmu would also take him to play basketball, although Zhou Liangsheng didn't know how to play at all. Always hit the ball on his head, but Zhang Yuanmu doesn't seem to care much about it.

Every time Shuaishen sees this scene, he always sighs: "Is this Yuan Mu's head smashed by Zhou Liangsheng's basketball? Why is he still smiling so happily after being hit by his head?"

Yuelao walked over to take a look at Sansheng Pond, and said, "What do you know, this is the power of love."

After hearing this, Shuaishen said, "I feel that this is either the power of love, or I was fooled."

On this day, Zhou Liangsheng went to Yuelao Temple with an apple again, and Yuelao and Shuaishen had to show their real bodies.

Zhou Liangsheng asked them: "Although I have become friends with him, I want to further develop my relationship with him. You two great immortals, please teach me what to do."

After hearing this, Shuaishen asked Zhou Liangsheng: "The further development you mentioned, what do you mean specifically, is it a kissing date or going to bed..."

"Ah! Why are you beating me?" Shuaishen looked at Yuelao helplessly.

Yuelao said to him, "Why are you asking so straightforwardly?"

Shuaishen looked at Zhou Liangsheng, who was kneeling on the ground, and said, "He was the one who asked bluntly how we could develop further. Of course I have to ask clearly. Otherwise, just like you, people don't even like men or women." I know, it will be miserable if you mess up the mandarin ducks."

"Can you tell me about the past?"

Shuaishen closed his mouth, and asked Yuelao, "What good solution do you have?"

Yuelao said, "Then what kind of further relationship do you want to have?"

Zhou Liangsheng said shamelessly, "Go to bed."

Shuaishen suppressed a smile when he heard this, Yue Laobai took a look at Zhou Liangsheng, and said: "Can you mortals show some face?"

Zhou Liangsheng lowered his head and told his suffering, he said: "I don't know what to do, as soon as he gets close to me, I feel my body becomes very strange... I want to take the initiative, but I don't know how to take the initiative , I have no experience in that area."

"You don't want us to show you again, do you?" Shuaishen asked a good question.

Zhou Liangsheng nodded and said, "It would be great if the two immortals could act for me."

Shaoshen picked up the tribute apple and took a bite, said: "It tastes good, if you bring some more apples, we can consider... Ah, why did you hit me?"

Shuaishen looked at Yuelao who beat him again.

"Are you crazy? If you want us to demonstrate that kind of thing like you, why are we gods doing nothing?" Yuelao refused and took the apple from Shuaishen's hand, saying: "This is my tribute, why are you eating it? my stuff."

"Why don't you kiss one for me, and I can learn to kiss him." Zhou Liangsheng said this with a simple face, which made Yuelao re-examine Nuwa's technology of creating humans.How could Nuwa create such a human being.

Yue Lao said: "Don't worry, I will help you arrange a suitable scene to fulfill your wish. What you have to do now is to be friends with him at ease."

After speaking, Yuelao disappeared with Shuaishen, and the two returned to Yuelao Temple.

Yuelao sat under the red line tree and was unhappy, so Shuaishen walked over and asked, "What can you do to help him?"

"What about you?"

The two looked at each other, as if neither of them could think of a way to help him achieve this marriage.

Two days later, at the Immortal World Library, at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the two great immortals didn't know what to do in the library until they met each other.

"Hey, what are you doing? You don't turn on the lights in the library in the middle of the night." With green fire on his fingertips, Shuaishen looked at the pile of red and green manga covers in Yuelao's hand, and he saw the covers with his good eyesight. The titles are: "How to Play Black Cat Boyfriend", "Explorer Series", "How to Fill Up Black Cat Boyfriend", "How to Act like a Baby Black Cat Boyfriend"... Shuaishen thought: What the hell is this?

Yuelao looked at the ancient book in Shuaishen's hand, and there were eighteen dragon/yang styles written on it. He thought: What is this?

"What are you looking at, Xiao Huang/book?" Yuelao asked the old god.

Shuai Shen said: "What is Xiaohuang/Book?"

"It's a erotic book." Yue Lao had to explain it to him.

"Oh, I didn't read the little porn/book, I read it was a palace secret technique, it was about what kind of moves men and women used to have sex with each other, how about you?"

"BL comics." Yue Lao replied to Shuaishen.

Shuaishen looked terrified and asked, "What is bl manga?"

Yuelao answered him: "It's similar to your ancient book, it's the modern version of your book."

"Are you sure that your book is the modern version of my book? You can see that the moves in my book are so vivid and clear, and there are instructions on how to clean and maintain them. What kind of thing is your book? It’s all ah ah ah ah ah ah, no fun.”

Shuaishen casually flipped through the comics in Yuelao's hands, expressing his dissatisfaction with this.

Yue Lao expressed his dissatisfaction, and he said: "Look at these exquisite pictures, they are much better than those jade/potentials. Who still has such things these days? Show Zhou Liangsheng, where can he buy and clean chrysanthemums?" /The secret medicine formulated by Hua's, several herbs in it are extinct, okay?"

"I'm the one who conforms to the modern trend and must read comics when going to bed." Yuelao said to Shuaishen.

"Well, let's show these books to Zhou Liangsheng and see which one he thinks is good." Shuaishen suggested.

"Okay." Yue Lao agreed.

"If my book is good, what do you want to do?" Shuaishen asked Yuelao.

"You can do whatever you want."

"Okay, it's a deal, you can't go back on your word."

Then it became like this.

"What are the two of them doing?" Shuaishen asked Yue Lao standing at the door of Zhou Liangsheng's dormitory.

Yuelao looked at the two people on the bed, threw the manga into Shuaishen's hand, and replied, "You've read so many Long/Yang Eighteen Styles, don't you understand what they're doing?"

"Since both of them are like this, why don't we ask what we can do further?" Shuaishen said angrily.

Yuelao replied: "Maybe they feel that this is not enough, and they want to go further."

Shuai Shen said: "One step further, one step further, follow me to hell."

I saw Zhou Liangsheng hooking the man with one hand and touching his back with the other hand, making waves/cryings. When Shuaishen saw him, he asked Yuelao, "He is already like this, why do you ask us how to seduce men? They mortals don't Ashamed/ashamed?"

Yue Lao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Let's go, return the book."

Shuai Shen said: "This kind of book is a forbidden book, and the Tianting Library is not allowed to borrow it. I finally stole it and returned it like this?"

Yue Lao said: "Then what should we do?"

Shuai Shen said: "Why don't you keep it, maybe you will need it in the future."

Yue Lao said: "Then you should keep it, maybe you will need it in the future."

After the two finished talking, Yuelao walked forward, and Shuaishen asked him, "What are you going to do?"

Yuelao said: "Take out the peach blossom wine that was buried in the ground 100 years ago." He turned to the man and asked, "Do you want to drink? Come together."

Shuaishen asked him, "What is peach blossom wine?"

"You don't know that peach blossom wine is wine made from peach blossoms. Have you never drank it in the underworld?"

Shuai Shen replied: "There is only Mengpo soup in the underworld, but no peach blossom wine."

Yuelao glanced at him, reached out to touch his shoulder, and said: "Poor boy, I have lived for thousands of years without even drinking peach blossom wine, so I must drink more today."

But Shuaishen said to him: "As the saying goes, you can drink away your sorrows and make your sorrows worse. I think you should drink less."

Yue Lao glared at him and said, "Can you stop being so old-fashioned?"

Shuai Shen said: "I'm already a thousand years old."

Yue Lao shook his head helplessly, but he also thought in his heart: In fact, it’s not bad that this kid is here, at least he doesn’t have to drink alone, and he doesn’t have to make marriages for others by himself, and he doesn’t have to watch others show affection by himself anymore Well, at last someone was with him.

Thinking of this, he took a look at Shuaishen, and thought that this kid is not bad, he is quite handsome.

Volume Two: Ghost Marriage