Moon and Aging God

"You mean he likes men?" Yuelao asked Biaoshen.

Shuaishen pointed to the girl's skirt, and asked him, "Do you think he still likes women?"

"But if he... likes men, he should go to worship the Rabbit Fairy, what do you want me to do."

"In these days, do young people still know that if you like a man, you have to worship a rabbit fairy?"

After hearing this, Yuelao still didn't admit that there was some truth in Shuaishen's words, he said: "But in the marriage book, there are many women's names after this kid, if he likes men..."

Shuai Shen said: "Nowadays the marriage line is so chaotic, who knows who is with whom."

"There is some truth in what you said. If that's the case, what do you say?" Yue Lao spread his arms and asked Biaoshen.

"Haven't you been a matchmaker for men who like men?"

"Why should I be a matchmaker for a man who likes men? I can't even be a matchmaker for a man who likes women." Yue Lao said: "There are so many male dicks and so few goddesses in the world, do you think I am easy?"

Shuaishen was so refuted that he was speechless, he said: "In this case, why don't we show up and ask him whether he likes men or women?"

"Are you crazy? Immortals cannot appear in front of mortals. You must have never been punished for copying the rules of heaven when you were young."

Huaishen listened, and Hui Yuelao said, "I studied the rules of the underworld, and I have read the rules of the sky, but the punishment for plagiarism is not only for poor grades. I have always had good grades, and you must have a little What I heard..."

"Cut..." Yue Lao was really angry, Zhou Liangsheng's marriage was not easy to get along, and he heard that this person was complacent on his side, he felt that he must have been led down by him to be like this .

"We can appear in front of him, and when the matter is over, I can erase his memory of us. In this way, the rules of heaven will not be harmed."

"Can you erase people's memories?" Yuelao asked him suspiciously.

Shuaishen tilted his head to look at him, and said: "Can't everyone erase people's memories? Otherwise, what do you do when you become a fairy or a demon? Are you pretending to be a house wine?"

Yuelao smiled awkwardly and said, "Hehe!"

Seeing him smile, Huaishen asked, "What do you mean by haha?"

Yue Lao couldn't help but feel that although this product is a bit out of fashion, but his nerves are very sensitive, he explained: "It doesn't have any special meaning, what it means in the fairy world, it means what it means in the mortal world."

Shuai Shen said: "Do you like me?"

Yuelao was frightened a foot away from him, he glared at him and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Seeing how excited he was, Shuaishen touched the back of his head and said, "Didn't you say that what you mean in the fairy world is what you mean in the mortal world? Doesn't it mean that you like him if you smile at someone in the fairy world?"

"That's the truth, but...you can't just ask me out of the blue...do you know how to write reserved?" Yuelao didn't know that this man, who looked so old and indifferent, could say such a thing.

"I'm not reserved? You were the one who smiled at me first. How can you say I'm not reserved. You should be the one who didn't."

When Huai Shen said this, Yue Lao really couldn't refute it.He showed his real body and followed behind Zhou Liangsheng, and Shuaishen also showed his real body. Zhou Liangsheng entered the library, and the two of them followed. They were both wearing Taoist robes. Not the same, he stepped forward and asked Yuelao: "Should we change our clothes and come back?"

Yue Lao glanced at him and said, "They treat us as cosplay, it's fine."

With a question mark on his face, Shuaishen asked him, "What is cosplay?"

Yue Lao didn't want to explain, so he replied: "You are cosplaying like this now."

Shuaishen looked at the clothes he was wearing, and thought: How can you use so many words to praise someone handsome in this mortal world?For a while, I will be lonely, and for a while, I will cosplay.

Yuelao didn't bother to talk about the bad spirit, so he went up to stop Zhou Liangsheng and asked, "Do you like men or women?"

Zhou Liangsheng looked terrified and said, "Who are you?"

"You give me an apple every day and you ask me who I am, I am Yuelao."

"Why is Yuelao so young? You are here for cosplay."

"Rely on your head, do you still want to get married?"

"How about this, how about if you float the book in my hand, I will believe you are Yuelao?" Zhou Liangsheng still didn't believe that he was Yuelao, so he tested him again.

When Yuelao heard this, he scolded: "Who do you think I am, playing monkeys on Tianqiao? I even gave you a show to hang books in the air!"

"Wow, that's amazing..." Zhou Liangsheng was stunned when he saw the books on the bookshelf behind Yuelao hanging in the air one by one, and then Shuaishen walked over in black clothes, and everyone around him was still, only him The portrait stood beside Yuelao like a messenger traveling through time and space.

"You are?" Zhou Liangsheng paid homage to him as if he were a great god, almost forgetting the existence of Yuelao. "Great God, accept my worship."

"My God, so you believe it."

Zhou Liangsheng nodded his head like a rattle.

"So do you like men or women?" Shuai Shen asked him.

"Men." Zhou Liangsheng replied.

"So do you have someone you like?" Shuai Shen asked him.

He nodded and said, "I like it?"

Yuelao translated on the side: "I just like it."

Zhou Liangsheng replied: "Yes."

After hearing this, Shuaishen said, "Since that's the case, it's fine to confess."

After hearing this, Zhou Liangsheng lowered his head timidly and said, "He is very popular and many girls like him."

Biaoshen looked around at the still crowd and asked him, "Is he in the library? Which one can you point me to?"

Zhou Liangsheng pointed to the man who was reading a book, Shuaishen looked at that man and then at Zhou Liangsheng, and came to a conclusion, he said: "Well... I think you should give up."

"Ah!" As a result, Yue Lao stretched out his hand and slapped him on the head.

"Why did you hit me?" Shuaishen looked puzzled.

Yue Lao said: "Is there anyone like you who introduces someone to someone?"

Shuaishen pointed to that man, then pointed to Zhou Liangsheng, and said: "Look at how well the two of them are compatible, they are not compatible in terms of appearance, let alone character."

After hearing this, Yuelao said, "Yuelao is trying to make the impossible possible, and this is my job."

After hearing this, Huaishen sighed and said, "Okay, let me see how you can make the impossible possible." After he finished speaking, he unlocked the time and space, and everything returned to normal.

Yuelao used magic to make Zhang Yuanmu stop, the man felt as if someone was patting him on the back again, he looked back, Yuelao pushed Zhou Liangsheng out, the man asked: "Is there something wrong?"

Zhou Liangsheng blushed, shook his hands in panic, and said, "It's okay, I... see a mosquito on your shoulder, and help you pat it off."

The man looked at the snowflakes floating outside the window, smiled, and said, "Are there mosquitoes in January?"

Seeing this, Yuelao immediately stopped time and brought Zhou Liangsheng back. "I told you to strike up a conversation, didn't I tell you to tease me?"

Shuaishen asked Yuelao: "What is Doubi?"

Yuelao pointed to Zhou Liangsheng and said, "It's funny to slap mosquitoes in January."

Shuaishen nodded, indicating that he had learned new words.

"I...I...have never been in a relationship...I really don't know how to strike up a conversation." Zhou Liangsheng looked downcast with his head down.

"Haven't you ever eaten pork or seen a pig run away?" Shuaishen used these words to comfort him, but it didn't work.

"I've seen boys chasing girls, but I haven't seen boys chasing boys, how about...you two show me how to strike up a conversation." Zhou Liangsheng made a good proposal.

Shuaishen nodded and said that the proposal was good, and Yue Lao didn't seem to reject it, but they were a little ambiguous about who would strike up a conversation with whom.

"You come to strike up a conversation with me." Yuelao said to Shuaishen.

Shuaishen asked: "Why did I come to strike up a conversation with you? Obviously, Zhang Yuanmu and I have similar personalities."

Yuelao pointed to his face and said, "Do I still need to strike up a man with my appearance to find a partner? You have to ask yourself, Master Shuai."

Shuaishen took a look at Yuelao's appearance. There were a pair of gray-brown eyes on his fair face, and a pair of pink lips like peach petals, which were always so delicate and charming. Even wearing a Taoist robe, he could still see his slender figure. That silver hair... He had to admit that it seemed really pretty.

"Okay, I'll strike up a conversation with you." Shuaishen replied to him.

After hearing this, Yuelao walked forward with satisfaction, and within a few steps, Shuaishen stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, he turned to look at Shuaishen, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Shuaishen didn't speak, just pointed at the man's chest with his finger, Yuelao didn't understand what he meant, he looked down at a loss, thinking that his clothes were stained with the sweet potato just now.He looked at it for a long time but didn't realize that his white clothes were dirty, so he couldn't help asking: "My clothes are not dirty, what do you mean, kid."

Shuaishen pointed to his chest again, and he suddenly said to Yuelao very seriously, "Give me back the things."

"What do you have with me? Why don't I know?" Yuelao stepped forward and wanted to tell Zhou Liangsheng not to act.

As a result, the second half of Shuaishen's sentence is: "You stole my heart, give it back to me quickly."

Yuelao happened to walk over, he was stunned for a moment, as if he felt that this kind of words could not be said by Shuaishen, but Shuaishen grabbed his wrist, and he wanted to break free from his hand but found that he was grasping it. Very tight, he was about to raise his head to scold him, but met his eyes.His eyes were as bottomless as eagles and vultures, with a faint green glow, and a snicker appeared on his face with sharp water chestnut angles, he let go of Yuelao's hand, looked at Zhou Liangsheng, and said, "How, have you learned it? "

Zhou Liangsheng nodded and said: "I have learned it." He looked at Shuaishen again with a look on his face that you are so powerful.

Later, Yuelao lifted the stillness of time, although Zhou Liangsheng did not use the trick of Shuaishen to strike up a conversation with Zhang Yuanmu, he did talk to that person and became friends.

Seeing that they had made some progress, the two prepared to head back home, preparing to fight in the future, but when they returned, there was heavy snow in the sky.

Yuelao suddenly asked Shuaishen: "Where did you learn that trick to strike up a conversation?"

Shuaishen replied to him: "Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run away?"

Yuelao complained: "Your trick is too old-fashioned. Fortunately, he didn't use that trick, or he will be rolled his eyes."

After hearing this, Shuaishen asked him, "Then why did you seem so happy just now?"

Yuelao answered him: "I... I'm not afraid that you will lose face in front of ordinary people, I acted like that to give you face."

After hearing this, Shuaishen said, "Then thank you, Brother Yue, for your cooperation."

After hearing this, Yuelao waved his hands and said, "You're welcome."

After finishing speaking, the two disappeared into the vast expanse of snow.